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1980s

Absorbine Jr. Liniment - 'Hardworking America's Hardworking Medicine' - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Absorbine Jr. liniment is pitched as hardworking America's hardworking medicine.

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1980s

Reynolds Energy Guard Replacement Windows - Advanced Window, 1-800-482-3362 - 1984 TV Commercial

Advanced Window offers the Reynolds Energy Guard replacement window, combining the strength of aluminum with the beauty and warmth of vinyl. Call 1-800-482-3362.

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1980s

Ajax All-Purpose Cleaner - 'The Shine Shines Through' - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Ajax All-Purpose Cleaner saves time because you don't have to rinse, cleaning floors until the shine shines through and drying without a dull film.

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1980s

Anacin-3 - 100% Aspirin-Free, Caffeine-Free - Mother and Daughter Headache - 1983 TV Commercial

A mother and daughter deal with a headache, and Anacin-3 is offered as a 100% aspirin-free, caffeine-free pain reliever.

Anacin not on YouTube yet
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1980s

Arid Extra Dry - 'Get a Little Closer' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Arid Solid Extra Dry fights odor and wetness where ordinary deodorant sticks can't, with a baby fresh scent. 'Get a little closer.'

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1980s

Artvan Furniture - Overstocked Warehouse Sale - 'Mission Impossible' Parody - 1984 TV Commercial

Artvan Furniture's overstocked warehouse sale, which ends Monday, November 12, staged as a Mission Impossible parody.

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1980s

Bayer - New Maximum Bayer Aspirin 1000 mg - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Bayer introduces New Maximum Bayer Aspirin with 1000 mg.

Bayer not on YouTube yet
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1980s

Benylin Cough Syrup - Now Without a Prescription, from Parke-Davis - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Benylin's full-strength, hour-after-hour cough suppressant, long prescribed by doctors for over 30 years, is now available without a prescription, from Parke-Davis.

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1980s

Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Michigan - Choose Your Own Doctor and Hospital - 1984 TV Commercial

A group's decision-makers weigh benefits against cost and like dealing with a Michigan company that keeps dollars at home and lets people choose their own doctor and hospital.

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1980s

Liquid Bold 3 Detergent Plus Fabric Softener - 'They Bottled It' - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Liquid Bold 3 combines detergent and fabric softener in one bottle, promoted with the line 'they bottled it'.

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1980s

Bold 3 Detergent with Fabric Softener - 'You've Been Cheated' - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

A woman learns her detergent didn't soften her laundry or control static cling; Bold 3 puts a cup of detergent and a cap of fabric softener in each wash.

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1980s

Bounty Paper Towels - New and Tougher at Rosie's Diner - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

At Rosie's diner a scrub test with cleanser pits new Bounty against an ordinary towel; new Bounty holds together and keeps right on scrubbing.

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1980s

Brim Decaffeinated Coffee - New Rich Roasted Taste - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A man is offered coffee and takes just half a cup because of caffeine, then discovers new Brim decaffeinated coffee with a rich, roasted taste: 'fill it to the rim.'

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1980s

Brooks Chili Hot Beans - 'A Tale of Two Chilis' - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

A Dickens-style take on chili: where one cook's kidney bean chili takes the longest of times, Brooks Chili Hot Beans already come in a spiced sauce for a fast, easy chili. 'For great chili, fast as the dickens.'

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1980s

Burger King - Find the Hidden Low Price on a Flame-Broiled Burger - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Burger King hides a special low price for a regular burger somewhere in the picture; find it and participating restaurants will serve a flame-broiled burger at that price until February 29th. 'If you can find a burger for less, it's probably fried.'

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1980s

Calgon Moisturizing Foam Bath - 'One More Minute' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A woman who has been soaking in the tub asks for one more minute in the new Calgon Moisturizing Foam Bath, a creamy, long-lasting foam that softens skin and soothes the senses.

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1980s

Campbell's Tomato Soup - 'Perfect for a Lunch Date' - School Lunchroom - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Kids trade baseball cards in the school lunchroom as Campbell's Tomato Soup is called perfect for a lunch date.

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1980s

Charles Kent Diamonds - Reaver Company, Michigan's Only Diamond Cutting Factory - 1984 TV Commercial

Can you tell which one carat diamond costs $5,000 and which costs $1,000? The Reaver Company, Michigan's only diamond cutting factory, says it sells direct at one-third less than stores, and invites viewers to call 342-6663 or dial DIAMOND for a free brochure.

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1980s

Cheetos - New Cheddar Choices - 'Mr. Brinker' Cheese Shop - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A cheese shop and a character called Mr. Brinker introduce new cheddar choices from Cheetos.

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1980s

Colgate MFP Fluoride Toothpaste - Two Brothers - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Two brothers swap places before bed, and the older one insists the younger brush with Colgate first. Colgate has MFP fluoride for maximum fluoride protection, in regular and winter fresh gel.

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1980s

Cottonelle Bathroom Tissue - Users Agree It's Cottony Soft - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Cottonelle users are asked why they prefer it; one skeptic who thought the advertising was a bunch of bunk says he believes it now. 'Of course it isn't cotton, but it is cottony soft.'

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1980s

Crest Toothpaste with Julius Erving - 'This Family's Toothpaste' - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Julius Erving, shown on screen as a father, compares his kids' practice at basketball with fighting cavities, and says Advanced Formula Crest is this family's toothpaste: even fewer cavities than you had.

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1980s

Butter Flavor Crisco - More Butter Taste Than Butter, plus Cookbook Offer - 1984 TV Commercial

New Butter Flavor Crisco is pitched to people who bake with margarine: cakes rise higher and baked goods get more butter flavor. A cookbook offer appears on screen with an expiration of June 30, 1985.

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1980s

Denny's - Stir-Fried Chicken & Beef Dinners for $2.99 - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Denny's introduces stir-fried chicken and stir-fried beef dinners with fresh vegetables, roasted peanuts and teriyaki sauce, served with rice and garlic toast, each just $2.99 this month.

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1980s

DOC Eyeglass Sale - $49.95 - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

An on-screen 'DOC $49.95 Eyeglass Sale' offer for eyeglasses.

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1980s

DOC Eyeglasses - $49.95 Eyeglass Sale - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Why pay $100 for $100 glasses? DOC's $49.95 eyeglass sale offers fashion frames, tints, oversized styles, strong prescriptions and plastic lenses for $49.95.

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1980s

Domino's Pizza - Doubles, Two Pizzas Delivered in 30 Minutes - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

A husband explains the great-sounding deal: two pizzas for a special price, delivered in 30 minutes or less, guaranteed. The on-screen price shows Doubles at $5.49 for two 10-inch pizzas.

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1980s

Downy Advanced Formula - 'Come On Guys, Shake a Leg' - Stiff Cords - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Downy Advanced Formula fabric softener takes on stiff corduroys in this 45-second spot opened by 'Come on guys, shake a leg'.

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1980s

Easy Stitch Sewing Machine - Lightweight, Portable, Easy to Operate - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

A direct-response pitch for the Easy Stitch sewing machine, said to be lightweight, portable and easy to operate while handling most jobs from simple alterations to making clothes.

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1980s

Ember Brite Portable Fireplace - Aladdin Enterprise - Ace & True Value - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Ember Brite is a portable fireplace that comes with logs, fuel and a lighting system and needs no installation, chimney or ventilation. Sold at Ace and True Value stores in the Chicago area.

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1980s

Encaprin - Micrograin Arthritis Pain Reliever (Norwich Eaton) - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Encaprin, a micrograin arthritis pain reliever from Norwich Eaton, in a 45-second spot.

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1980s

Era Plus Laundry Detergent - 'More Protein Power' - 45 Second Spot - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Era Plus laundry detergent with 'more protein power', in a 45-second spot.

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1980s

Era Plus - Liquid Laundry Detergent with Protein Wipes Out Stains - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Era Plus claims a liquid laundry detergent that lets you wipe off tough stains, even set-in blood, because the plus is protein and protein gets out protein stains like blood and grass.

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1980s

Folgers Crystals - Hidden Camera at Cricket's in Chicago - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Diners at Cricket's in Chicago are secretly served Folgers Crystals instead of their usual coffee and react with delight. 'Coffee rich enough to be served in America's finest restaurants.'

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1980s

Folgers - 'The Best Part of Waking Up' - Mountain Grown, in Your Car - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Folgers 'The best part of waking up' with mountain-grown coffee, shown in a car setting.

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1980s

Folgers Mountain Grown - 'The Best Part of Waking Up' - Fishing - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Folgers Mountain Grown coffee and 'the best part of waking up', in a fishing setting. 45-second version.

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1980s

Glad Handle Tie Trash Bags - 'Get a Handle on It' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

The new Glad Handle Tie Trash Bag has built-in handles: one snap gives you two handles, tie them to close the bag with no twist ties. 'Makes that long haul to the curb seem shorter.'

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1980s

Gleam Toothpaste - Calcium P - 30% Whiter - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Gleam toothpaste with calcium P, claiming 30% whiter teeth, with a girl in the spot.

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1980s

Gorton's Fish Sticks - 'Hello Crunchy, Goodbye Soggy' - Gloucester Fisherman - 1984 TV Commercial

A Gloucester fisherman pitches Gorton's fish sticks and fillets: 'Hello Crunchy, Goodbye Soggy'.

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1980s

Hall's Mentho-Lyptus - Vapor Action - 'Smell Those Fresh Roasted Peanuts' - 1984 TV Commercial

Hall's Mentho-Lyptus cough drops and their vapor action, with a 'smell those fresh roasted peanuts' demonstration.

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1980s

Hanes Pantyhose - 'Gentlemen Prefer Hanes' Jingle - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A jingle spot for Hanes pantyhose built around the line 'Gentlemen prefer Hanes' and a woman's-world theme, promising smooth, silky legs.

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1980s

Head & Chest Cold Medicine - 'Fast in Your Head, Better for Your Chest' - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Head & Chest cold medicine, billed as fast in your head and better for your chest.

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1980s

Head & Shoulders - 'Today's' with Conditioners - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

A woman tries the new Today's Head & Shoulders: tough dandruff protection that works on the scalp while gentle conditioners care for the hair. 'Dandruff care that's good for your hair.'

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1980s

High Point Decaffeinated Coffee with Lauren Bacall - Deep-Brewed Flavor - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Lauren Bacall, identified on screen, tells viewers she can do without caffeine but never without flavor, thanks to High Point's special 'deep-brewed flavor' decaffeinated coffee.

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1980s

Highland Appliance Superstore - Microwave Cooking School - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Highland Appliance Superstore promotes its microwave cooking school, in a 60-second spot.

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1980s

Hunt's All Natural Barbecue Sauce - So Thick the Brush Doesn't Sink - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A spokesman introduces Hunt's new all natural barbecue sauce, thick enough that a brush will not sink in it and full of chunks of real vegetables.

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1980s

Idaho Potatoes - 'This Is a Genuine Idaho Potato' Seal - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

The Idaho potato seal: 'This is a genuine Idaho potato'.

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1980s

Ivory Shampoo and Conditioner - 'Not Fancy, Just Fabulous' - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Ivory shampoo and conditioner, 'not fancy, just fabulous', in a 45-second spot.

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1980s

JCPenney - Hunt Club Jeans for $16.99 - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

JCPenney's Hunt Club jeans move with you, fit slim and close in deep blue denim, and cost just $16.99.

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1980s

JCPenney Baby Your Baby Sale - Diapers, Strollers, 25% Off Nursery Furniture - 1983 TV Commercial

The JCPenney Baby Your Baby Sale, September 11-24: diapers, strollers and 25% off nursery furniture.

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1980s

JCPenney USA Home Sale - Percale Sheets $6.99, Towels $4.99, Cookware Set - 1983 TV Commercial

The JCPenney USA home sale: percale sheets $6.99, blankets 20-37% off, towels $4.99 and an 11-piece cookware set.

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1980s

Jell-O Instant Pudding - 'Members of the Board' - Kids Boardroom Taste Test - 1983 TV Commercial

Kids in a boardroom taste test Jell-O Instant Pudding, which is called as smooth and creamy as cooked pudding.

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1980s

Jif Peanut Butter - 'Choosy Mothers' Taste Test with a Cantaloupe Shopper - 1984 TV Commercial

A careful shopper who is choosy about everything she buys compares leading peanut butter brands and picks the one that tastes most like fresh peanuts: Jif. The spot says more women choose Jif for fresh peanut taste than any other leading brand.

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1980s

Jordache Color Stripes Jeans - Diner Scene - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Jordache Color Stripes jeans in a diner setting, summed up with one word: 'Delicious.'

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1980s

Keebler Club Crackers - Polo Club Elf Tree House - 'A Step Above Saltines' - 1983 TV Commercial

The Keebler elves in their tree house pitch Club Crackers as a taste step above saltines.

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1980s

Kentucky Fried Chicken - Boxing Champ - 'We Do Chicken Right' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A boxing champ says this chicken has a devastating taste no challenger can match, tender and juicy. 'Kentucky Fried Chicken, we do chicken right.'

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1980s

Kool-Aid - New Sugar-Free Kool-Aid with NutraSweet - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Kids and parents welcome new sugar-free Kool-Aid, pre-sweetened with NutraSweet, about half the price of soda and with vitamin C.

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1980s

Kraft Real Mayonnaise - 'Nothing Tastes Creamier' - Blanche and Molly - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Blanche calls on a neighbor who has run out of mayonnaise and learns she has switched to Kraft Real Mayonnaise. Kraft looks creamier, is specially blended over 3,000 times, and 'nothing tastes creamier'.

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1980s

The Leather Makers - Leather Coats and Jackets - Chicago Area Stores - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

The Leather Makers promotes its selection of leather coats and jackets in more styles and sizes than anyone else in town, with stores in Chicago, Calumet City, Morton Grove and Oak Lawn. Phone 965-5700.

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1980s

Levi's Corduroys - Colour Roll Call - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Levi's corduroys in a roll call of colors, beige, green, blue, tan, white, gray and brown, with train and moon imagery.

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1980s

Winter Sale - Low Prices, No Payments Till Spring, Phone TY 8-7100 - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

A local Michigan retailer says it must keep its crews busy through the winter slowdown, offering low winter prices with no payments till spring. Call TY 8-7100.

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1980s

McDonald's - Chicken McNuggets Now in 9 and 20 Piece Sizes - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

McNugget mania grows as McDonald's adds a big nine and an even bigger 20 McNugget size, alongside the hot mustard, sweet and sour, honey and barbecue sauces.

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1980s

McDonald's - 'We Shall Eat McNuggets' Churchill Parody - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

McDonald's introduces two new Chicken McNugget sizes, a nine and a 20, and parodies a wartime speech: 'We shall eat McNuggets on the beaches... we shall eat them at McDonald's.'

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1980s

McDonald's Quarter Pounder and Fries - America's Meat and Potatoes - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

McDonald's pitches the Quarter Pounder with cheese and large fries as an all-American meal for only $1.95.

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1980s

Mennen Speed Stick - Man-Size Protection, Goes On Dry - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Two men trade a gym-locker banter over a Speed Stick antiperspirant, tough on wetness and odor, going on dry so you can get dressed right away.

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1980s

Michigan Apples - 'The Flavor-Best Ones' - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Michigan apples are more than just pretty, with natural old-fashioned, lip-smacking taste: slice them, dice them, sip them, dip them. 'They're the flavor-best ones.'

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1980s

Michigan Coffee Service - 500 Cups of Free Coffee, No Obligation - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Michigan Coffee Service offers your office the free use of a commercial bun brewer and 500 cups of Maxwell House coffee with no obligation, then delivery for pennies a cup.

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1980s

Milk - 'The Fresher Refresher' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A milk industry spot says nothing keeps you going like the nourishment of milk, 'the fresher refresher', and urges you to put a cold, delicious glass to work for you.

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1980s

Mr. Clean - 'Is It Wet or Is It Dry?' No-Wax Floor Shine - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Mr. Clean leaves a no-wax floor so shiny you might think it's wet, even when it's dry, by cutting through dirt and bringing out the shine.

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1980s

Mrs. Butterworth's Pancake & Waffle Mix - Natural Butter Flavor - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Mrs. Butterworth's pancake mix is made with natural butter flavor on the inside for fluffy, light pancakes, in Old Fashioned Complete or Buttermilk Complete.

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1980s

Mueller's Spaghetti and Elbows - Family Dinner - 'Delicious, Nutritious, Great Value' (1984)

A family dinner of Mueller's spaghetti and elbows, described as delicious, nutritious and a great value.

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1980s

Nestle Toll House Morsels - 'Take a Break America' - Morsel Dolls Offer - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Nestle Toll House morsels with 'Take a Break America' and an offer for Nestle Morsel dolls at $5.95 with 3 proofs, ending April 30, 1985.

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1980s

Ortega Taco Shells - 'Corn-thenticity' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Ortega taco shells are pitched on their 'Corn-thenticity'.

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1980s

Orville Redenbacher's Gourmet Popping Corn - Light, Fluffy and Tender - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Orville Redenbacher compares his gourmet popping corn to ordinary popcorn, saying his special kernels pop lighter and fluffier so each morsel melts in your mouth.

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1980s

Pampers - Refastenable Tapes - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Pampers diapers with refastenable tapes.

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1980s

Panadol Pain Reliever - Julie's Wedding Headache - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A mother's wedding-day headache is eased when her son home from Europe gives her Panadol. It is a thousand milligrams strong, won't upset her stomach, and is now made in America: 'world-proven Panadol'.

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1980s

Parkay Margarine - 'He Is Parquet' - Kraft - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Two people puzzle over a stranger who might be called 'Parquet', and the answer is that he's butter. Parkay margarine from Kraft: smooth, creamy, 'the flavor says butter'.

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1980s

Pepsi - 'Got What It Takes?' - Beach Car Trip (30s) - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Friends on a beach road trip with a bottle of Pepsi - got what it takes?

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1980s

Pepsi Free and Diet Pepsi Free - 'We Are Pepsi Free' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

'America, you're gonna love the great cola taste of regular Pepsi Free,' and delicious Diet Pepsi Free, 'there's no diet cola like it.'

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1980s

Pert - Wash-and-Go Shampoo and Conditioner Jingle - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Pert shampoo and conditioner in one, pitched to a jingle as wash-and-go.

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1980s

Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza - Ready in Five Minutes - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Pizza Hut's Personal Pan Pizza is pitched as a fast lunch for one, ready in just five minutes, guaranteed.

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1980s

Prell Shampoo - 'Prell Puts the Ooh in Shampoo' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Prell's rich formula has special silkeners you can feel while you shampoo, leaving hair thick and terrific. 'Prell puts the ooh in shampoo', with a formula for dry hair too.

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1980s

Preparation H - Temporary Relief From Pain and Itch - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A woman explains why she insists on Preparation H for the swelling, pain and itching of hemorrhoids, which gives temporary relief and helps shrink swelling of inflamed tissue.

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1980s

Puffs Tissues - 'Soften the Blow' - Electric Blanket - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Puffs tissues and 'soften the blow', staged around an electric blanket.

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1980s

Quaker Chewy Granola Bars - 'The Unexpected Granola Bar' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Quaker chewy granola bars are pitched as unexpectedly moist, not crumbling and unexpectedly chewy, including one with chocolate chips.

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1980s

Quaker Oats - One of Nature's Most Perfect Foods - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Quaker Oats is described as one of nature's most perfect foods: nothing added, high in fiber, low in sodium, no cholesterol, and about five cents a serving.

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1980s

Quaker Chewy Granola Bars - 'The Unexpected Granola Bar' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Quaker Chewy Granola Bars, billed as the unexpected granola bar, in chocolate chip and raisin.

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1980s

Reach Toothbrush - Angled Like a Dental Instrument - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Johnson & Johnson's Reach toothbrush is pitched as cleaning better than the other leading brushes, with an angled head to reach back teeth and concentrated bristles, backed by clinical tests.

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1980s

Red Lobster - Create Your Own Crab Legs and Seafood Platter - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Start with steaming crab legs, then add one of ten seafood favorites such as fried shrimp, stuffed flounder or shrimp scampi. The special offer ends August 28.

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1980s

Reynolds Plastic Wrap - Cling Test vs. the Leading Brand - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

A side-by-side test pits Reynolds Plastic Wrap against the leading brand, then wraps two pieces of cheese for five minutes to show the difference. Reynolds calls itself the plastic wrap professionals use.

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1980s

Reynolds Plastic Wrap - Clings Tight Enough to Keep the Fruit Outside - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Reynolds Plastic Wrap is wrapped over a fruit bowl and clings tight, keeping food fresh no matter what.

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1980s

Right Guard Stick - Gillette's New Improved Formula with Athletes - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Gillette announces the new improved Right Guard Stick, potent enough to destroy odor-causing bacteria for up to 24 hours, shown with athletes under pressure.

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1980s

Robitussin - Four Different Kinds for Different Kinds of Coughs - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Different people have different coughs, so there are four kinds of Robitussin, with an expectorant, a cough suppressant, a decongestant, or all of them combined. The spot ends by telling viewers to ask a doctor or pharmacist which one to take.

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1980s

Sea Breeze Antiseptic Skin Freshener - 'Beautiful Skin Can Be a Breeze' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Sea Breeze antiseptic skin freshener, pitched with the line 'Beautiful skin can be a breeze'.

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1980s

Sears Portrait Studio - Baby Portrait Package for $10.95 - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Sears Portrait Studio offers a package of two 8x10s, two 5x7s and ten wallet-size color portraits for only $10.95, including a $0.95 deposit, this Saturday only.

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1980s

Sears Optical Department - Spectacle Spectacular - Half-Price Frames - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Sears Spectacle Spectacular offers half-price frames and contact lenses at $29 and $59.

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1980s

Sears 97th Anniversary Sale - 'More for Your Dollar' - Fridge $499.99, Mattresses $99.88 (1983)

The Sears 97th Anniversary Sale with 'more for your dollar': a refrigerator at $499.99 and mattresses at $99.88.

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1980s

Secret Antiperspirant - pH Balance - 'Strong Enough for a Man' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Secret antiperspirant and its pH balance claim: strong enough for a man but made for a woman. 45-second spot.

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1980s

Selsun Blue - 'My Dandruff Shampoo Is Good, Maybe You Should Try Something Else' (1983)

A Selsun Blue dandruff shampoo spot built on the line 'My dandruff shampoo is good, maybe you should try something else'.

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1980s

Shifrin-Willens Jewelers - Chapter 11 Sale - 1/3 to 55% Off - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Shifrin-Willens jewelers announce a Chapter 11 sale with one-third to 55% off.

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1980s

Snickers - College Student Grabs One on the Way to Class - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A college student whose stomach growls in class says he'd grab a Snickers and eat it on the way to class, followed by a chorus of 'Snickers'.

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1980s

Solo Liquid Detergent with Fabric Softener - 'Go, Solo' - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Solo is pitched as the liquid detergent that cleans and softens in one step: it lifts mud and dirt out of fibers and leaves overalls clean and a sweatshirt soft with no static cling.

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1980s

Solo Laundry Detergent with Fabric Softener - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Solo laundry detergent with fabric softener built in, in a 30-second spot.

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1980s

Solo Detergent with Fabric Softener Built In - 45 Second Version - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

The 45-second Solo spot for detergent with fabric softener built in.

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1980s

Sprite - Sugar-Free Sprite, Caffeine Free with Great Lime Taste - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Sugar-free Sprite has no caffeine, plus something no other sugar-free soft drink has: great lime taste.

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1980s

Stayfree Super Maxi Thins - New, Extra Protection Without the Bulk - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Two sisters compare regular Maxi Thins with the new Stayfree Super Maxi Thins, which replace bulk with a special material that works just as well.

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1980s

Stove Top Stuffing - With Pork - 'Tony Likes Potatoes' Watch It Disappear - 1983 TV Commercial

A family dinner of pork with Stove Top Stuffing, where Tony likes potatoes but the stuffing is what disappears.

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1980s

Sunlight Dishwashing Liquid - The Juice of One Whole Lemon - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

New formula Sunlight dishwashing liquid has the juice of one whole lemon, with more cleaning power and more suds to cut grease and baked-on food.

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1980s

Sure Antiperspirant - 'Raise Your Hand If You're Sure' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

'Raise your hand if you're sure.' Sure gives enough protection to feel dry all day, with that secure, confident feeling.

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1980s

Sure & Natural Super Pad - Hidden-Camera Testimonials - 'Never Go Back to Thick' (1983)

Hidden-camera interviews for the Sure & Natural Super pad, with so much extra protection you will never go back to thick.

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1980s

Survivor Survival Knife - $10 with Companion Kit - Direct Response - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

A two-minute direct-response offer for the Survivor survival knife for $10, plus a companion kit. Call 1-800-441-2727 or write Box C-622, Brooklyn, NY.

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1980s

Swift Premium Brown and Serve Sausage - Marathon Winner and His Mother - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

A marathon winner and his mother tuck into Swift Premium Brown and Serve sausage.

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1980s

Taco Bell Burrito Supreme - Get a Taco for 19 Cents - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Taco Bell's Burrito Supreme comes packed with seasoned ground beef and real cheddar cheese. Buy one with a medium drink and add a regular taco for only 19 cents.

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1980s

The Big Apple 24-Hour Family Restaurants - Omelet Specials for $2.75 - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

The Big Apple's 24-hour family restaurants advertise complete omelet meals with toast, potatoes and coffee for $2.75 through February, with coupons worth 50 cents off weekday afternoons and new Adrian and Saline locations.

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1980s

Tic Tac - The 1 1/2 Calorie Breath Mint - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

A man says he nearly gave up Tic Tac's freshness for sugar-free mints until he learned those have seven or nine calories a mint, while a Tic Tac has just one and a half.

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1980s

Tide - How Loyal Are People to the Brands They Choose? - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Shoppers are asked whether they'd swap their brand of rice, napkins or laundry detergent for two of another; they'd trade the first two, but not their Tide, including a mother of five who does mountains of laundry.

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1980s

TimeMaker Personal Organizer - Meredith Baxter Birney - $19.95 - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

A two-minute direct-response spot for the TimeMaker personal organizer, presented by Meredith Baxter Birney. $19.95; call 1-800-445-3000.

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1980s

Toys R Us - 'I Don't Want to Grow Up' - Galoob Van $9.97, Bachmann Train $29.97 - 1984 TV Commercial

Toys R Us sings 'I don't want to grow up' with a Galoob van at $9.97 and a Bachmann train at $29.97.

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1980s

Trident Sugarless Bubble Gum - 'New Bubble Gum That'll Win You Over' - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

A taste test shows people can't believe new Trident Sugarless Bubble Gum is sugarless: soft, juicy and full of flavor that lasts. The spot notes that four out of five surveyed dentists recommend sugarless gum and adds a new Strawberry flavor.

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1980s

Van de Kamp's Frozen Fish - 'Fresher Than Fresh' - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Van de Kamp's new Today's Catch fillets are frozen at sea moments after they are caught, so they may taste even fresher than so-called fresh fish.

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1980s

Gloria Vanderbilt Black Denim Jeans - 'It's a Shame to Call Them Jeans' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Gloria Vanderbilt black denim jeans promise the famous fit, tailoring and details, with all the mystery and magic of black. 'It's a shame to call them jeans.'

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1980s

Waterbed Gallery - Two-Day Sale, Michigan - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Waterbed Gallery advertises a two-day sale, Sunday and Monday, with a finished bookcase for $255, an upholstered waterbed for $235 and 5 to 45% off many accessories and waveless mattresses.

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1980s

Waterbed World - Super Bowl Weekend Sale, 8 Mile & Ryan, Detroit - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Waterbed World announces drastically lowered prices because inventory is too high, for a Super Bowl weekend sale at its 8 Mile & Ryan store in Detroit and the Neptune's Nest location on Orchard Lake Road. The tagline: 'your waterbed store for 1984.'

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1980s

White Cloud Bathroom Tissue - Softer and Thicker - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

A family of clouds sells White Cloud bathroom tissue as softer and thicker.

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1980s

Wishbone - New Herb Classics Italian and French Dressings - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Wishbone introduces its new Herb Classics Italian and French salad dressings.

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1980s

Wisk Liquid Detergent - Ring Around the Collar - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

A kitchen mishap leads to a tough 'ring around the collar'; sprays and powders aren't good enough, but Wisk gets the ring and the whole wash clean.

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1980s

Workbench Furniture - Once-a-Year Store-Wide Sale, 10% to 40% Off - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Workbench's once-a-year store-wide sale puts almost everything in the store at 10% to 40% off, including bookcases, storage systems, desks, tables and bedrooms, at Ann Arbor, Southfield and Birmingham.

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1980s

Zest Soap - Hidden-Camera Santa Clara Skin Test - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

A hidden-camera skin test in Santa Clara for Zest soap, in a 60-second spot.

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1986

Clarion Cosmetics 'Pure and Simple' Introduction - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

'It started with a simple idea: create a real difference in makeup' — introducing Clarion, ultra-pure, fragrance-free makeup 'with a sensitive touch. And that's the difference, pure and simple.' Noxell's big 1986 launch.

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1986

Duracell vs. Kodak Supralife - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Outlasts Kodak's battery by up to 20% — we just can't help crowing about it.

:15
1986

Midol 200 'Shatter the Myth' - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Midol 200 takes on menstrual-pain myths with ibuprofen, 'a powerful antiprostaglandin ingredient' — 'stop the pain and shatter the myth.'

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1986

Tylenol Extra Strength 'Largest Headache Study Ever' - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

'Nothing you can take without a prescription is more effective for headaches than Extra Strength Tylenol. Nothing.' The largest clinical headache study ever against ibuprofen, per 1986 Tylenol.

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1986

Comtrex Multi-Symptom Cold Reliever - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

'Do you have a cold?' Comtrex against Alka-Seltzer Plus and Contac — 'all by itself it relieves every major cold symptom.'

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1986

Palmolive Automatic Dishwasher Liquid Launch - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

'After 25 years, people have had it with dishwasher powders' — introducing Palmolive Automatic, the revolutionary liquid for automatic dishwashers.

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1986

Lean Cuisine 'You Did It' Jingle - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Stouffer's Lean Cuisine's big jingle spot — 'you did it, Lean Cuisine, you gave me a way to eat right... more satisfaction.'

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1986

Stouffer's Fettuccine Alfredo 'Dakota Durum' - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

North Dakota wheat, slowly milled semolina, homemade pasta al dente — a full minute of 1986 food romance.

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1986

Sure & Natural Maxishields 'Thin Pad' - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

'You'd probably laugh if I told you all you need on your heaviest days is a thin pad — so I'll show you.' New improved Sure & Natural with the ultra-absorbent core.

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1989

Ace Hardware - Seven Star Latex Ceiling Paint $8.88 - 2-Pack Bulbs 19 Cents - 1989 TV Commercial

Ace Hardware advertises Seven Star latex ceiling paint for $8.88 and a 2-pack of light bulbs for 19 cents.

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1989

ACT Anti-Cavity Fluoride Rinse - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

A short spot for ACT anti-cavity fluoride rinse.

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1989

Advil - 'Gentler Than Aspirin' - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

An Advil spot with a user saying 'I take Advil' because it is gentler than aspirin.

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1989

Bold Hold Styling Gel - 'Gets Out the Goop' - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Bold Hold styling gel, with the natural citrifier that gets out the goop.

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1989

Burger King - 99 Cent Daily Specials - Army Order - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Burger King advertises 99-cent daily specials Monday through Wednesday in a spot built around an army-style order.

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1989

Cheerios - Oat Bran vs. Raisin Bran - 'Wake Up to Cheerios' - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

General Mills compares Cheerios oat bran with raisin bran and invites you to wake up to Cheerios.

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1989

College Square Mall - Cedar Falls, Iowa - Local Spot - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

A local spot for College Square mall in Cedar Falls, Iowa, naming stores including Palace Clothiers, 16 Plus, Britchery and Endicott Johnson.

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1989

Florida Orange Juice - 'It Makes You Feel So Good' - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

The Florida Department of Citrus promotes Florida orange juice with a mother at the fridge: 'It makes you feel so good.'

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1989

Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats - Shredded Wheat Nutrition for the Adult in You - 1989 TV Commercial

A news-desk parody for Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats: shredded wheat nutrition for the adult in you, and the kids in us.

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1989

Total Raisin Bran - 4x Nutrition - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

General Mills pitches Total Raisin Bran on its extra nutrition compared with other cereals.

:30
1989

Hidden Valley Ranch - Italian Dressing - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

A Hidden Valley Ranch spot for its Italian salad dressing.

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1989

JCPenney - Men's Suits, Shirts, Slacks and Ties - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

JCPenney pitches men's suits, shirts, slacks and ties as a man walks down an alley.

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1989

Keebler Ripplin's Potato Snack Chips - 'Rip Into 'Em' - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Keebler's elves introduce Ripplin's potato snack chips: 'Rip into 'em.'

:30
1989

Kellogg's Nutri-Grain Raisin Bran Cereal - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

A short Kellogg's spot for Nutri-Grain Raisin Bran cereal.

:15
1989

Kellogg's Nut & Honey Crunch O's - 'She Talks to Me That Way' - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

A Kellogg's spot for Nut & Honey Crunch O's cereal featuring the line 'she talks to me that way.'

:15
1989

Kentucky Fried Chicken - New Extra Tasty Crispy - 'Extra! Extra!' - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Kentucky Fried Chicken announces its new Extra Tasty Crispy chicken in an 'Extra! Extra!' newspaper-style spot.

:30
1989

L'Oreal Matique - Oil-Free Illuminating Matte Makeup - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

L'Oreal presents Matique, an oil-free illuminating matte makeup.

:30
1989

McDonald's - New Country Style McChicken - 'Homegrown Ways' - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

McDonald's introduces the new Country Style McChicken, with a voice recalling 'those homegrown ways'.

:30
1989

McDonald's - Country Style McChicken - 'Come and Get It' - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

A second McDonald's Country Style McChicken spot, with a 'come and get it' call to the table.

:30
1989

McDonald's Salads - Mike Ditka - 3 New Dressings - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Mike Ditka and a cartoon couple promote McDonald's salads and three new dressings.

:15
1989

Pillsbury Crescent Rolls - Doughboy Wrap Rap - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

The Pillsbury Doughboy raps about Pillsbury Crescent Rolls in a short wrap spot.

:15
1989

Quaker Natural Cereal - Ed Begley Jr. - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Ed Begley Jr. appears for Quaker Natural cereal.

:15
1989

Instant Quaker Oatmeal - Wilford Brimley - School Lunch by 10 O'Clock - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Wilford Brimley pitches Instant Quaker Oatmeal and its staying power through the school morning.

:30
1989

Revlon Nail Enamel - 'What Makes a Woman Unforgettable?' - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Revlon nail enamel asks 'What makes a woman unforgettable?'

:15
1989

Slumberland - 2-for-1 Recliners - Cedar Rapids, Black Hawk Village, Cedar Falls - 1989 TV Commercial

A local Slumberland spot for a 2-for-1 recliner sale, with stores in Cedar Rapids, Black Hawk Village and Cedar Falls.

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1989

Tylenol Allergy Sinus - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

A short spot for Tylenol Allergy Sinus.

:15
1989

Wrigley's Juicy Fruit - 'The Taste Is Gonna Move Ya' - Boogie Board - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Juicy Fruit gum spot with a boogie board and the line 'the taste is gonna move ya.'

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1990

7-Eleven - Weekend Sports Fans - 'The Sign of the Times' - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

'A weekend afternoon. Anywhere, USA. Where the fanatical gather around small, glowing tubes.' Sports fans lead off at 7-Eleven for ice cold beer and soft drinks, snacks and big bites in one trip - 'when it comes down to the final buzzer,' they go to 7-Eleven, 'the sign of the times.' Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Bennigan's - 'Your Escape from the Everyday' - Work, Work, Work - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A narrator with a heavy accent describes a land 'where they rush, rush, rush. Work, work, work. Don't they go mad? No, they escape to Bennigan's': eat and drink delicious things and get seated by a friendly waitress. 'Bennigan's. Your escape from the everyday.'

:30
1990

Bonzai 2000 Knife Set - Cuts Through a Shoe, 50-Year Guarantee (2:00) - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A two-minute direct-response demo of the Bonzai 2000 knife, "the knife of the 90s": it rips through ribs and chicken, goes through a shoe, carves ham like a deli machine, slices cake on a non-stick surface and never needs sharpening. The set is $19.95 plus $4.00 shipping and handling with a 50-year guarantee; call 1-800-235-5500 (Bonzai Knife, Box 4401, Verona, NJ).

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1990

Burger King - 'You're on the Air' - Double Mushroom Swiss, 99 Cents - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A radio call-in gag - 'You're on the air. There's a girl I like but we're so different. Can it work?' - leads to Burger King's new double cheeseburger with Swiss cheese and sauteed mushrooms: 'Sometimes you gotta break the rules.' The BK Double Mushroom Swiss is 99 cents when you buy large fries and a medium soft drink. Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Burger King - 'Hey Mike, How's Your First Night?' - Night Guard Spot - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A night guard watching the Burger King security monitors is asked, 'Hey Mike, how's your first night?' 'Let me guess. You're hungry.' 'How did you know?' 'I've been doing this a long time. There's one place where you'll always find a burger with your name on it.' Aired in May 1990 on WLS-TV 7 (ABC, Chicago) during Twin Peaks and on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Coca-Cola Classic - 'Can't Beat the Real Thing' - Iron Wolf $4 Off - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A picnic and outdoor montage for Coca-Cola Classic and its 'Can't beat the real thing' line, tied to a theme-park offer: with an empty can of one of these Coca-Cola products, save $4 off full-price one-day adult admission to Great America and ride Iron Wolf. Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Diet Coke - 'Just for the Taste of It' - Iron Wolf $4 Off Tie-In - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A 20-second Diet Coke spot built on 'Just for the taste of it,' with a performer in a checkered hat and orange sunglasses, followed by a tie-in: with an empty can of one of these Coca-Cola products, save $4 off full-price one-day adult admission to Great America and ride Iron Wolf - 'It'll make you scream.' Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Dairy Queen Waffle Cone Sundae - 'Eat All of It' - DQ 50 Years - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

'The Waffle Cone Sundae is so delicious, you want to eat all of it.' A crunchy waffle cone filled with creamy soft serve and covered with hot fudge, strawberry or butterscotch, then topped with nuts, served by a red-capped counterman. The spot carries the 'DQ 50 Years' logo, and the spoon gag is the punchline.

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1990

Domino's Pizza - Pepperoni Pizza Feast $8.99, Another for $4 More - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

'What could be better than the new Domino's Pepperoni Pizza Feast for $8.99? Another one for just $4 more.' More pepperoni than ever and loads of extra cheese, and a man on the couch is told, 'Don't go out. Just pick up the phone.' Aired in May 1990 on WLS-TV 7 (ABC, Chicago) during Twin Peaks and on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Empire Carpet - 'Warehouse to You' - No Payments Till August - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

'All these carpets in our warehouse, you know where they go from here? Not to a showroom. They go straight to you.' Empire's Warehouse to You savings: no interest, no finance charges and no monthly payment till August, plus next-day delivery. Call 588-2300. 'Empire today. Carpet tomorrow. At a warehouse price.'

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1990

Empire Carpet - 'Padding Is Extra' - $8.95 a Yard Installed - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

'Sure, our carpet is cheap, ma'am. But padding is extra, installation, delivery Saturday.' Then Empire's pitch: a shipment of stain-resistant carpet in beautiful colors, samples brought out and installed with padding next day for $8.95 a yard. 'Eight ninety-five does it all.' Call 588-2300.

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1990

GE Space Center 25 Refrigerator - 'Takeout Counter' - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

'Introducing the G.E. Takeout Counter. It lets you have instant access to something as large as a gallon of milk. Provides enough counter space to make a two-foot sandwich.' Each comes with 25 cubic feet of refrigerator 'at no extra charge' - the GE Space Center 25. The spot closes on the GE 'We bring good things to life' card. Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Hair Club for Men - Free Booklet, Strand-by-Strand Hair Replacement - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

"At the Hair Club for Men, we don't believe that hair makes the man." The spot offers a free booklet covering every hair replacement method and Hair Club's strand-by-strand method, with before-and-after results from active members whose change "isn't drastic." Call 1-800-962-9060 for the free booklet.

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1990

Health & Tennis - Two-Week Trial $9.95, Free If You Call Now (34s) - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A woman spokesperson says getting in shape isn't something that happens overnight, but you can take the first step right now: a special two-week trial membership for just $9.95, or free if you call during the show. 'Don't wait until after the show and pay $9.95.' Call 1-800-932-1200. This spot ran inside Health & Tennis's own paid 'Hot Bods' program.

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1990

Health & Tennis - Free Two Week Trial - Hawaii Swimsuit Montage (30s) - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A music-only montage of club workouts and Hawaii swimsuit footage with the on-screen offer 'Free Two Week Trial Membership,' 1-800-932-1200. This spot ran inside Health & Tennis's own paid 'Hot Bods' program.

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1990

Health & Tennis - Free Two Week Trial - Hawaii Pool, Waterfall (27s) - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A music-only montage of Hawaii pool and waterfall footage with the on-screen offer 'Free Two Week Trial Membership,' 1-800-932-1200. This spot ran inside Health & Tennis's own paid 'Hot Bods' program.

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1990

Health & Tennis - Chicago Health Clubs - Free Two Week Trial (28s) - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A music-only montage with the on-screen words 'Chicago Health Clubs' and 'Free Two Week Trial,' 1-800-932-1200, ending on the Health & Tennis logo. This spot ran inside Health & Tennis's own paid 'Hot Bods' program.

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1990

Health & Tennis - Free Two Week Trial Membership - Hawaii (30s) - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A music-only montage of Hawaii swimsuit footage with the on-screen offer 'Free Two Week Trial Membership,' 1-800-932-1200. This spot ran inside Health & Tennis's own paid 'Hot Bods' program.

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1990

Inland Valley Long Branch Fries - Crispy Oven Fries, Four Flavors - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A kitchen gag over a batch of oven fries: 'They're Long Branch fries in a crispy coating... It's the seasoning and spices in the crispy coating.' 'Available in four delicious flavors: Long Branch, Tater Babies, Fajita and Barbecue.' Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

KFC - 'You Must Master Numbers' - 5 Pieces $3.99, 10 for $6.99 - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A teacher lectures children: 'You must master numbers, children, so that when a value comes your way, you'll be wise enough to see it. Consider this: you buy five pieces of Kentucky Fried Chicken for $3.99, or 10 pieces for three dollars more. Is this good value?' Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Life Savers - 'Will You Marry Me?' - Kids on the Couch - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

Two kids on a couch playing house: 'Will you marry me?' 'Where's my ring?' A Life Savers candy answers the question, and 'Don't worry, we'll live with my mother.' 'Life Savers candy. Isn't life delicious?' A 15-second spot.

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1990

Life Savers - Wintergreen Spark in the Dark - Older Couple - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

'I've heard that if you bite a wintergreen Life Saver in the dark, it makes a spark. Is that right?' An older couple puts it to the test. 'Life Savers candy. Isn't life delicious?' A 15-second spot.

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1990

Little Caesars - Two Pizzas, Ten Toppings, $9.99 - 'Pizza! Pizza!' Dog Gag - 1990 TV Commercial

'Two pizzas with ten toppings for $9.99.' 'That's impossible.' 'Anything's possible. I taught my dog to say I love you.' Little Caesars 'does the impossible' and signs off with 'Pizza, pizza.' Aired in May 1990 on WLS-TV 7 (ABC, Chicago) during Twin Peaks and on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Nutri/System - Tom Lindenmeyer Before and After - $89, 1-800-321-THIN - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

An on-screen super names Tom Lindenmeyer: 'This is me before Nutri/System, and this is me now.' A national survey of 2,000 dieters asked how easy their weight loss program is to follow, and 'the results gave top scores to Nutri/System.' 'Now lose all the weight you can at Nutri/System for only $89' - call 1-800-321-THIN. Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Osceola Fence Company - 'We Want to Be Your Fence Company' - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

'When you think of fencing, no, not that kind of fencing, this kind of fencing.' Osceola Fence Company offers quality fencing in a variety of styles and materials at affordable prices: beauty, protection, affordability. Call (312) 278-4762. 'We want to be your fence company.'

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1990

Payless ShoeSource - 'I Never Saw Myself as a Payless Person' - Sandals $6.99 - 1990 TV Commercial

A woman admits she never saw herself as a Payless person until she spotted 'really cute leather sandals' in the window. Real leather sandals are on sale for just $6.99 and $11.99, 'cool looks at hot prices.' 'Who'd have guessed? Payless.' Aired in May 1990 on WLS-TV 7 (ABC, Chicago) during Twin Peaks and on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Pizza Hut - New Grand Pan Pizza - $9.99, Second One $4 More - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

'The new Grand Pan Pizza from Pizza Hut. The ultimate pan pizza with not eight, not nine, but ten great toppings.' One Grand Pan Pizza for $9.99 and a second for just $4 more, for a limited time.

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1990

Push Pop - 'Push-a-Push-Pa' - Kid Asks Dad for a Push - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A boy with a Push Pop asks his dad to come to the game: 'You should come to the game, Dad, and give me a push.' The jingle repeats 'Push-a-push-pa.' Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Sears Catalog - 'Short on Shopping Time?' - 1-800-366-3000 - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

'Short on shopping time? Here's all you need for great service and great values: any Sears catalog and this 24-hour, seven-day-a-week phone number, 1-800-366-3000, for quick home delivery.' A woman sits on a couch with the catalog. Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Skippy Peanut Butter - 'Peanutty Taste' - Everybody's Skippy Dippin' - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A boy eating a peanut butter sandwich is asked how Skippy got its great peanutty taste, compared with other leading national brands. The 15-second spot ends on the 'Everybody's Skippy Dippin'' line. Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Subway - 6-Inch BMT and 22 oz Drink for $2.79 - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

Subway pitches a 6-inch BMT sub and a 22-ounce drink for $2.79, with close-ups of stacked sandwiches and the Subway logo. Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Surf - New System Surf Liquid - '100 Filthy Shirts' Odor Test with a Dog - 1990 TV Commercial

'We washed 100 filthy shirts in New System Surf and one in a leading detergent.' A dog sniffs out the one shirt that still has odors, while Surf's improved formula leaves the rest whiter, brighter and stain-free. 'Introducing New System Surf Liquid.' Aired in May 1990 on WLS-TV 7 (ABC, Chicago) during Twin Peaks and on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Liquid Tide - 'Pickled Beets' - A Customer's Letter - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A reenacted customer letter: a daughter dropped a whole jar of pickled beets on her coat, the local cleaner wouldn't touch it, and Liquid Tide 'cleaned the coat beautifully.' 'Can your liquid get out pickled beets? Liquid Tide did... If it's got to be clean, it's got to be Tide.' Aired in May 1990 on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation and on ABC during Twin Peaks, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1990

Toro GTS Lawnmower - The Expecting Couple - Starts on the First or Second Pull - 1990 TV Commercial

An expecting couple and a kick from the baby - the Toro GTS starts on the first or second pull for five years, or Toro will fix it free.

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1990

True Value Tru-Test E-Z Kare Flat Finish - $10.98 a Gallon - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

Tru-Test E-Z Kare flat finish paint, $10.98 a gallon at participating True Value Hardware stores.

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1990s

American Express 'How May I Help You?' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

American Express customer service montage — flights to Taipei, travelers cheques, medicine sent to the hotel, Membership Rewards points, financial advisors. 'Talk to me.'

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1990s

Arm & Hammer Deodorant 'Left Arm, Right Arm' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

'Arm yourself' — Arm & Hammer's baking-soda deodorant tested under one arm against a regular deodorant under the other, with odor detectors after a full day's work.

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1990s

Ultra Biz 'My Family Wrote the Book on Stains' (15s) - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

'My family wrote the book on stains' - Ultra Biz, the better stain getter.

:15
1990s

Bounce Dryer Sheets 'Freshness Stays Up to Five Days' (15s) - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Bounce: freshness that stays up to five days.

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1990s

Bounty 'Summer Fun Prints' - The Quicker Picker Upper - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Bounty's Summer Fun Prints - the quilted quicker picker upper.

:30
1990s

Bounty Select-A-Size - 'The Bounty You Customize' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

New Bounty Select-A-Size, the Bounty you customize.

:30
1990s

Bounty 'When Spills Are at Their Worst, Bounty's at Its Best' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

A girl in a lei and an ordinary-towel comparison: when spills are at their worst, Bounty's at its best.

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1990s

Cheerios Free 'Hunchback of Notre Dame' Figurines - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Free Hunchback of Notre Dame figurines - Esmeralda, the gargoyles and Quasimodo - in boxes of Cheerios, the summer of Disney's film.

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1990s

Clairol Nice 'n Easy - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Clairol Nice 'n Easy hair color with Healthy Shine conditioner — 'it works with your hair's own tones and highlights.'

:15
1990s

Clairol Hydrience - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Launch-era spot for Clairol Hydrience, 'the first water-based cream color from Clairol.'

:15
1990s

Clairol Nice 'n Easy - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial (Airing 2)

Second airing of the Clairol Nice 'n Easy 'listening to our bodies' spot from the same broadcast.

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1990s

Crest with Fluoristat 'My Daughter Had Cavities' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

'My daughter had cavities...' Crest with Fluoristat - like a fluoride treatment for your teeth at home.

:30
1990s

Ultra Dawn 'You're Doing the Dishes Wrong… Greasy Stuff Last' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

'You're doing the dishes wrong - there's an order... greasy stuff last.' Ultra Dawn.

:30
1990s

Dominick's - Fall Fest - Juice, Bananas, Ribs - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A 30-second Dominick's Fall Fest spot from the Chicago grocery chain, featuring juice, bananas and ribs and ending on a leaves-and-logo card.

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1990s

Downy 'So Soft, Your Love… Even When You Line Dry' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

So soft, your love - Downy fabric softener, even when you line dry.

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1990s

Downy Ball 'Catch the Downy Ball - Come On In to Downy' (15s) - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Catch the Downy Ball - come on in to Downy.

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1990s

Gain Detergent 'Show and Smell Challenge' Surprise Visit (15s) - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Recorded live: a surprise visit for the Gain 'Show and Smell Challenge'.

:15
1990s

Head & Shoulders 'Jesse the Actor' Audition - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

An actor's agent gives it to him straight about his flakes — 'Head & Shoulders helps prevent flakes from even forming.' 'Will it get me this part?' 'Couldn't hurt.'

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1990s

Illinois Bell Calling Card and MasterCard - Proliferation of Plastic - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A 60-second spot pairing the Illinois Bell calling card with a MasterCard in a 'proliferation of plastic' parody that plays like a horror-movie send-up.

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1990s

Infusium 23 Leave-In Treatment - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Testimonial spot for Infusium 23 leave-in hair treatment: 'corrects, restores, structurizes.'

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1990s

Infusium 23 Leave-In Treatment - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial (Airing 2)

Second airing of the Infusium 23 testimonial spot from the same broadcast.

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:14
1990s

Ivory Snow Powder 'Right Cycle, Wrong Detergent' (15s) - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Right cycle, wrong detergent - Ivory Snow powder for delicate washes.

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1990s

Jif 'Being a Mom' - Choosy Moms Choose Jif - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Being a mom... choosy moms choose Jif peanut butter.

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1990s

Kellogg's Froot Loops Toucan Sam Dirt Bikes - Follow Your Nose - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Toucan Sam and the dirt bikes - follow your nose to Kellogg's Froot Loops.

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1990s

Kellogg's Rice Krispies Treats Cereal 'We Do What It Takes' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

A milk-and-Rice-Krispies-Treats-cereal break - Kellogg's: we do what it takes.

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1990s

LensCrafters - Snug Points Fit, Glasses in About an Hour - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

LensCrafters promotes Snug Points snug-fit nose pads for a better fit, with glasses ready in about an hour.

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1990s

L'Oreal Studio Line - Hot Twirling Curls - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A 15-second L'Oreal Studio Line spot for Hot Twirling Curls hair styling products.

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:15
1990s

Max Factor Silk Perfection - Makeup Director Dan Striepeke 'Makeup That Performs' (15s) (1996)

Movie makeup director Dan Striepeke (Forrest Gump, Apollo 13) on Max Factor Silk Perfection - makeup that performs.

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1990s

Centrum 'More Complete From A to Zinc' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Centrum multivitamin — 'if a vitamin's in the news, it's in my Centrum. Like they say, from A to Zinc.'

:15
1990s

Tylenol Extra Strength 'Dad and Julie' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Tylenol Extra Strength — a daughter tells her dad her doctor recommended Tylenol for stress headaches over aspirin and ibuprofen. 'You should have come to work for me, Julie.'

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1990s

Axid AR Heartburn 'First Came Tagamet' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Axid AR's 1996 launch as an over-the-counter heartburn preventer — 'first came Tagamet, then Zantac, then Pepcid, but the newest, Axid' — a snapshot of the H2-blocker OTC wars.

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1990s

Rogaine 'Like Father, Like Son' No Prescription - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Rogaine goes over-the-counter in 1996 — 'Don't you need a prescription? Not anymore.' Father and son compare hairlines. 'There's room for growth in every relationship.'

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1990s

Axid AR Heartburn 'Spicy Food Proof' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

The second Axid AR edit from the same broadcast — heartburn sufferers eat spicy food and report Axid AR prevented it 'not a little, not somewhat, but completely.'

:29
1990s

Tylenol 'Got Any Tylenol, Cal?' Ulcer - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Two golfers in the rain — 'my doctor said Tylenol won't aggravate my ulcer, and it sure stops my headaches.' The pain reliever hospitals use most.

:30
1990s

Lotrimin AF 'Flesh-Eating Predators' Athlete's Foot - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

'Imagine your feet are under attack by many flesh-eating predators — that's athlete's foot.' Lotrimin AF, the killer cure, full prescription strength.

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1990s

Aleve 'Four Advil, Six Tylenol, or Two Aleve' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Aleve's dosing comparison — four Advil or six Tylenol in a day, or just two Aleve. 'All day strong, all day long.'

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1990s

Pepcid AC 'Read the Labels' Prevents and Relieves - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Pepcid AC vs. the new heartburn choices — 'this one says it prevents heartburn, and this one says it can relieve heartburn. But Pepcid AC says both.' The OTC acid-reducer wars of 1996.

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1990s

Claritin 'Ask Your Doctor' 1-800-CLARITIN - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Prescription-era Claritin direct-to-consumer spot — 'It's time to see your doctor for a trial of Claritin,' with a $5 coupon by calling 1-800-CLARITIN.

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1990s

Nicotrol Patch 'Ann Arbor Smokers' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Nicotrol, the one-step nicotine patch, follows real Ann Arbor, Michigan smokers trying to quit over six weeks — 'I'm 51 years old, I want to be 52, 53, 64.'

:30
1990s

NutraSweet - 10th Anniversary 3-D Gumball - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A 30-second NutraSweet spot marking the sweetener's 10th anniversary, built around a 3-D gumball visual.

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:30
1990s

Old Spice High Endurance 'The Secret to a Strong Finish' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Old Spice High Endurance deodorant stick — 'it evaporates less quickly than the leading deodorant stick. Demand proof.'

:15
1990s

Pampers Premium 'Cottony Softness, Inside and Out' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Pampers Premium: cottony softness, both inside and out.

:30
1990s

Pampers 'Hospitals Know Healthy Skin Is Dry Skin' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Hospitals know healthy skin is dry skin - Pampers.

:30
1990s

Pringles 'Once You Pop, the Fun Don't Stop' Kids' Rap - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Smiley faces, skateboards and a kids' rap: Pringles - once you pop, the fun don't stop.

:30
1990s

Rolykit for Kids with Joy Mangano $19.95 (60s) - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Joy Mangano's Rolykit for kids - the roll-out organizer for toys and crafts, $19.95. Call 1-800-441-2400.

:60
1990s

Salon Selectives - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Salon Selectives customized hair care — 'you have great hair. You just don't know it yet.'

:30
1990s

Skittles Old Man and His Dog in the Forest - Taste the Rainbow - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Music only: an old man and his dog in the forest, and a rainbow of Skittles.

:30
1990s

Franco-American SpaghettiOs 'Uh-Oh, SpaghettiOs' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

'O-O-O, Spaghetti-O' - Franco-American SpaghettiOs.

:30
1990s

Subway - $1.69 Six-Inch Meatball Sub - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A 30-second Subway spot pushing a $1.69 six-inch meatball sub and mentioning 25 years in business, ending on the Subway logo card.

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:30
1990s

Tide with Bleach Ultra II - Fruit of the Loom Marketing Manager Keri Gott - 1996 TV Commercial

Fruit of the Loom marketing manager Keri Gott on Tide with Bleach Ultra II.

:30
1990s

Tide Ultra 2 'Me and Mom… We Even Share Clothes' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

A single mom and her daughter: 'we even share clothes' - Tide Ultra 2.

:30
1990s

Tide Ultra 2 with Whirlpool's Joe Zahrn - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Joe Zahrn of Whirlpool, the largest maker of washing machines, on Tide Ultra 2.

:30
1990s

New Trix Scratch 'n Sniff Box - 'Silly Rabbit, Trix Are for Kids' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

New Trix tastes fruitier - with a scratch 'n sniff box. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

:30
1990s

Vicks NyQuil LiquiCaps - Sniffling, Sneezing Cold Relief - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Vicks introduces NyQuil LiquiCaps, a new liquid-cap form of the nighttime cold medicine for sniffling, sneezing colds.

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:30
1990s

Yoplait Trix Yogurt 'Silly Rabbit' Olympic Watch Offer - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Silly rabbit - Yoplait Trix Yogurt, with an Olympic watch offer from a proud sponsor of the U.S. team.

:30
1991

Acuvue Disposable Contact Lenses - Free Trial Pair - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Johnson & Johnson Acuvue disposable contact lenses, with an offer for a free trial pair.

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:30
1991

Alka-Seltzer Plus Sinus Allergy Medicine - 'Finally' - Maximum Strength (15s) - 1991 TV Commercial

Maximum Strength Alka-Seltzer Plus Sinus Allergy Medicine, formulated with a decongestant, an antihistamine and a pain reliever to take care of all these symptoms.

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:15
1991

Alka-Seltzer Plus Sinus Allergy Medicine - 'Don't Doodle Around' - Draw Your Pain (30s) (1991)

Sinus and allergy sufferers draw on their experience to show their pressure and pain. Maximum strength Alka-Seltzer Plus Sinus Allergy Medicine has an antihistamine, a decongestant and a pain reliever.

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:30
1991

Artvan Furniture - World-Class International Sale - Up to 62% Off - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

From the design studios of Rome, the Orient and Scandinavia comes the Artvan world-class international sale, with prices marked down up to 62% store-wide on Scandinavian, Oriental and Euro style furniture.

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:30
1991

Benadryl Allergy Tablets - 'Comes On Stronger' - Running Nose at the Morning News (1991)

A man running late with a nose that will not stop running: when allergies come on this strong, Benadryl comes on stronger.

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:15
1991

Benadryl Itch Stopping Cream and Spray - 'Stops the Pain and Blocks Itch' (15s) - 1991 TV Commercial

For the itch and pain of bug bites and allergic rashes, Benadryl cream stops the pain and blocks the itch right where it starts, in this cartoon version. Benadryl cream and spray.

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:15
1991

Caladryl Spray - 'Spray the Itch Away' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Out here you never know where something itchy or rashy is going to get you - but with Caladryl Spray you can spray the itch away and never have to touch the rash.

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:15
1991

Clear Eyes Redness Relief - With Extra Moisturizer - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Red, irritated, dry eyes? Clear Eyes gets rid of the redness and, unlike the leading brands, has an extra moisturizing ingredient.

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:15
1991

Close-Up Toothpaste and Mouth Rinse in One - 'The New Mouth' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A healthy new mouth: Close-Up gives you the cavity-fighting protection of fluoride and the extra protection of real mouth rinse, toothpaste and mouth rinse in one.

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:30
1991

Exclamation Fragrance - Make a Statement Without Saying a Word - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

An ad for Exclamation fragrance: make a statement without saying a word.

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:30
1991

Courtesy Home Center - Kickoff to Savings Days - Tile, Cabinets, Faucets - 1991 TV Commercial

Courtesy Home Center's Kickoff to Savings Days features Marazzi tile for 33 cents, Schrock cabinets at 65% off and a faucet for $34.95. The sale ends October 6th.

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:30
1991

CoverGirl Liquid Pencil Eyeliner - Dip Into Color - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A CoverGirl spot for Liquid Pencil eyeliner.

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:30
1991

CoverGirl Navy Fragrance - Intriguing. Impulsive. - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A CoverGirl spot for Navy fragrance: 'Intriguing. Impulsive...'

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:30
1991

CoverGirl Thick Lash Mascara - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A CoverGirl spot for Thick Lash mascara, with a model in a magazine-shoot setting.

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:30
1991

Crowley's Spring Sale - Store-Wide Savings - Now Through May 5 - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

'We're taking a lot off so you can put a lot on.' Crowley's Spring Sale: store-wide savings, brand name fashions and daily bonus specials, now through May 5.

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:30
1991

Cub Cadet - Dwayne and His 1961 Tractor - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A Cub Cadet owner shows off the 1961 tractor that's still running.

:30
1991

Cub Cadet 'All American From the Ground Up' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

American-made for over 25 years — the tough tractor built for the truly unique landscape of America.

:30
1991

Doan's Back Pain Pills - 'The Back Specialist' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Lower back pain, neck pain, upper back pain: Doan's relieves them all with an ingredient the other brands do not have. Relieve back pain with Doan's, the back specialist.

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:15
1991

Dutch Boy Satin Finish Paint - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Dutch Boy Satin Finish — 'the look that gets the looks.'

:30
1991

E.P.T. Home Pregnancy Test - 'The Fast, Easy Way to Get the Big News' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

E.P.T., the most trusted name in home pregnancy medicine: the test works in just minutes, the fast, easy way to get the big news.

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:15
1991

Eureka 'The Boss' Upright Vacuum - 1-800-2 VACUUM - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A mother with her baby shows off the Eureka 'The Boss' upright vacuum cleaner. Viewers are told to call 1-800-2 VACUUM.

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:30
1991

Faberge Power Stick Antiperspirant - 50% More Odor and Wetness Fighters - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Power Stick antiperspirant has 50% more odor and wetness fighters per stroke, for 24-hour control that ordinary deodorant sticks cannot beat.

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:15
1991

Father and Son Home Modernizing - Roofing, Siding, Garages - 585-5500 - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

'No job's too big, no job's too small - we're father and son, we'll do it all.' Roofing, siding, garages and porches at low prices, with a free home estimate at 585-5500.

:30
1991

Gold Bond Medicated Powder - Triple Action - Heat Rash Testimonials - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A two-minute Gold Bond Medicated Powder Triple Action spot built on heat-rash testimonials from customers in Florida and Massachusetts, each named on screen.

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:119
1991

Hair Club for Men - New PolyFuse Strand-by-Strand Method - 1-800-365-2517 (60s) - 1991 TV Commercial

A Hair Club for Men executive, who is also a client, announces a dramatic improvement to the strand-by-strand system of hair replacement: the PolyFuse method, which fuses a polymer to your existing hair. Call 1-800-365-2517 for the brochure.

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:60
1991

Krylon Spray Paint with Johnny Bench - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Johnny Bench sprays a park bench courtside — 'no runs, no drips, no errors.'

:31
1991

Listerine Antiseptic - Boxing Match Against Gingivitis - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A fight announcer calls Listerine's big bout against the gum disease gingivitis: it hits plaque above the gum line, and the winner is Listerine antiseptic. 'It says what it does. It does what it says.'

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:30
1991

Massengill Feminine Wash - Gentle Care - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A Massengill feminine wash spot from SmithKline Beecham about gentle care.

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:30
1991

Monistat 7 - Over-the-Counter Yeast Infection Cure - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A Monistat 7 spot for the over-the-counter yeast infection cure.

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:30
1991

Neosporin Ointment - 'For Faster Healing, It's the One' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

After seven days the leading antiseptic could not heal this finger - but number one doctor-recommended Neosporin healed it. Testing shows Neosporin helps wounds heal faster.

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:15
1991

New York Carpet World - The Perfect Carpet Sale - Everything Half Price - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

The perfect carpet sale at New York Carpet World: carpet, padding and installation, all half price, with more styles and colors than you ever imagined. Get there by Saturday night.

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:30
1991

Ortega Salsa - You'll Never Know It Comes Out of a Jar - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A 15-second Ortega Salsa spot: you'll never know it comes out of a jar.

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:15
1991

Ortho Weed-B-Gon - Ready-to-Spray Lawn Weed Killer - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Ortho Weed-B-Gon ready-to-spray lawn weed killer.

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:30
1991

Promise Margarine - Get Heart Smart - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A Promise margarine spot about heart disease and cholesterol, set to 'You Make Me Feel So Young' with the 'Get Heart Smart' message.

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:30
1991

Riemer Floors - Bloomfield Hills - Armstrong Designer Solarian Sale - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Experts in floors, not just carpets: tile, wood, vinyl and ceramic at Riemer Floors in Bloomfield Hills, with a sale on Designer Solarian - save $2 and $3 a square yard.

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:30
1991

Extra Strength Rolaids - More Calcium Carbonate Than Any Tums Tablet - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Extra Strength Rolaids antacid is stronger because it has more calcium carbonate than any Tums tablet, and it is salt-free. 'This settles it once and for all.'

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:15
1991

Schick Tracer Razor - Flexing Blade Traces Every Curve of Your Face - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

'If your face were square, shaving would be simple.' The revolutionary Schick Tracer, the first razor with a blade that flexes to trace every curve of your face.

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:30
1991

Sealy Posturepedic Sleep System - Conforms to Your Shape - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Sealy's new Posturepedic Sleep System is designed to conform to your shape and distribute your weight evenly and comfortably. For a better night's sleep, better sleep on a Sealy.

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1991

Sealy Sleep System - 'Things Do Go Bump in the Night' - Boogeyman - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Things do go bump in the night - fortunately Sealy's sleep system is designed to support everyone differently, to keep your night from becoming your worst nightmare. For a better night's sleep, better sleep on a Sealy.

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:29
1991

True Value Spring of the Savings Catalog - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

True Value's spring catalog spot — Lawn Chief mower, Weed Eater trimmer and blower.

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1991

True Value True Test Easy Care Paint Tag - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

10-second True Value tag spot for True Test Easy Care paint.

:10
1991

True Value Spring Sale Garden Tools Edit - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A shorter garden-tools edit of True Value's spring sale campaign.

:30
1991

True Value 'I Own a True Value' Store Owner - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A True Value owner lists every trade he covers — painter, locksmith, plumber, troubleshooter.

:30
1991

True Value Spring Garden Tools - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Garden hoe, bow rake or dirt shovel for $5.49 in True Value's spring values spot.

:30
1991

True Value True Test XO Rust Enamel Tag - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Ten-second tag: stop rust dead in its tracks with True Test XO Rust enamel.

:09
1991

V05 Hairdressing - Woman's Testimonial - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A 15-second V05 hairdressing spot with a woman's testimonial.

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:15
1991

V05 Hairdressing - The Stuff in the Tube Your Old Man Used - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A 15-second V05 hairdressing spot with a man talking about the stuff in the tube your old man used.

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:15
1992

2000 Flushes Blue - Inventor Al Eisen on Cleaning Toilets (15s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Inventor Al Eisen, named on screen, says 'cleaning toilets is a lousy job, so I invented 2000 Flushes Blue to help you.' It's loaded with detergents and cleans and deodorizes automatically for up to four months, 'with every flush.'

:15
1992

Ace Hardware - 'Ace Best Buys' - Rubbermaid Trash Can $7.77, Peak Antifreeze (15s) (1992)

'Making your place look great should be fun and save you money.' Ace Best Buys this week: a Rubbermaid 32-gallon trash can for $7.77 and Peak antifreeze for just $1.97 after rebate. 'Another reason Ace is the place for you.' At participating independent stores.

:15
1992

Alka-Seltzer Plus Night-Time - 'Tough Medicine Without Alcohol' (15s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Alka-Seltzer Plus Night-Time now has a maximum strength cough suppressant and a maximum strength antihistamine, 'so you get the relief you need to rest, without alcohol.' The tag line: 'Alka-Seltzer Plus Night-Time: tough medicine without alcohol.'

:15
1992

Alpine Lace Fat-Free Singles - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Ten seconds of fat-free, low-cholesterol singles made with real cheese.

:11
1992

American Furniture Liquidators - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Warehouse surplus from 44 manufacturers: a three-piece living room set for $176, mattresses from $16.

:28
1992

Apollo Hair Systems Video Brochure - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Direct-response spot offering Apollo's free 30-minute hair-loss video brochure.

:30
1992

Arm & Hammer Pet Fresh Carpet Deodorizer - 'Safe Around Pets' - Vet Recommended - 1992 TV Commercial

A pet owner comes home from the vet with a recommendation for a pet odor problem: Arm & Hammer Pet Fresh, which absorbs odors naturally with baking soda. 'Safe around pets. Recommended by vets.' A tail introduces Pet Fresh Super Fresh Sanitizer for long-lasting freshness.

:30
1992

Arm & Hammer Dental Care - Lynn Doyle, Newtown PA - Burst of Clean - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Lynn Doyle of Newtown, PA, named on screen, thought all toothpaste was the same until she tried her grandmother's Arm & Hammer Dental Care: 'a burst of clean,' just like leaving the dentist's office. More dentists recommend Arm & Hammer than any other baking soda toothpaste.

:30
1992

Arm & Hammer Dental Care - Kathleen Halsey, Darien CT - Vacation - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Kathleen Halsey of Darien, CT, named on screen, bought whatever toothpaste was on sale until she tried Arm & Hammer Dental Care on vacation and 'thought it was dynamite,' a clean, healthy feeling like the dentist just cleaned her teeth. More dentists recommend Arm & Hammer than any other baking soda toothpaste.

:30
1992

Bathroom Duck - Waterproof Formula - 'Nothing Fights Dirt Like Duck' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

New waterproof formula Bathroom Duck is 'the only multi-surface bathroom cleaner that waterproofs as it cleans' to resist dirt buildup, so dirty water slides off 'like water off a duck's back,' shown with an animated toy plane. 'Nothing fights bathroom dirt like Duck,' from S.C. Johnson Wax.

:30
1992

Bounty - Fairy Costume and Grapes - 'Quicker Thicker Picker-Upper' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

A girl in a fairy costume and a bunch of grapes star in a Bounty spill demo: Bounty is 'quicker and thicker than any other national two-ply paper towel.' The close: 'When spills are at their worst, Bounty's at its best.'

:30
1992

Burger King - Two Sandwiches 99 Cents - Double Cheeseburger Drive-Thru - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Set at a drive-thru window: 'Two sandwiches, 99 cents. Breakfast at Burger King. If you don't want to get up early, come in for lunch. I'll get you the flame-broiled Double Cheeseburger for 99 cents.' It ends on the line 'It's your way, right away.'

:30
1992

Casio Watches - 'Take the Time' - Pathfinder, Workout and Gear Series - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

A fast montage for Casio's Pathfinder, Workout and Gear series watches built around the line "Take the time." A basketball player in the spot is introduced by voice-over only.

:30
1992

Cotton Incorporated - 'The Fabric of Our Lives' - 'With Trusting Eyes' Children - 1992 TV Commercial

A montage of children set to the jingle 'With trusting eyes, the children show, minds open, hearts true, our spirits grow. The touch, the feel, the fabric of our lives.' The spot ends on the Cotton Incorporated logo card.

:30
1992

Desnick Eye Center - No-Stitch, No-Patch Cataract Removal - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

'An eye care update from the Desnick Eye Center.' The spot lists the Midwest's premier eye care team's services, from no-stitch, no-patch cataract removal to RK (radial keratotomy) for nearsightedness and treatment of diabetic retinopathy and glaucoma. Call 312-282-6840 or 800-EYE-CARE: 'the best eye care in sight.'

:29
1992

Desnick Eye Center - Free Transportation for Seniors - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

A second Desnick Eye Center 'eye care update' with a different script: no-stitch, no-patch cataract removal without hospitalization means 'quality eye care costs less,' and the center offers seniors free transportation for all visits and accepts Medicare assignment. Call 312-282-6840 or 800-EYE-CARE.

:30
1992

The Guardian Pepper Spray - $19.95 Self-Defense Offer (60s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

A direct-response pitch for the Guardian, a pepper-based protective spray: it temporarily affects an attacker's eyes and respiratory system, contains an adhesive dye that can aid in a conviction, and is non-toxic and non-flammable. $19.95, with a free booklet on ways to protect yourself. Call 1-800-722-3100.

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1992

Dirt Devil Hand Vac - 'The Pick of the Litter' - Puppies - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

'When they turn the house upside down, I turn on my Dirt Devil.' The hand vac's powerful revolving brush 'tears into dirt, chews up crumbs, and picks up pet hair,' with an extra long cord and light weight. 'Get a Dirt Devil, and put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.'

:30
1992

Ultra Downy Tiny Bottle Launch - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

The ultra-concentrated era arrives: all that softness in a little bottle.

:45
1992

Ultra Downy Refill 'Do Not Add Water' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Fifteen seconds of refill instructions: it's ready to use, just pour it right in.

:15
1992

Ultra Downy 'Little Bottle, Big Impression' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

The second 45-second Ultra Downy edit — a tiny cap softens more than the big bottle ever did.

:45
1992

Fretter - 'Scratch & Go' Vacation Giveaway - Aunt Sophie in Hawaii - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

A narrator tells how Aunt Sophie, stone broke with her vacation cancelled, was told to go to Fretter: 'you buy something, they give you a vacation.' Her postcard comes from Hawaii. Fretter's Scratch & Go vacation giveaway, 'another reason it's always better to buy at Fretter.'

:30
1992

Gold Bond Powder Testimonial - Heat Rash (1992)

Michael Cook of Grand Prairie, Texas on Gold Bond's triple action.

:31
1992

Gold Bond Powder Testimonial - The Itch (1992)

Kathy Brooks of Grand Prairie, Texas — a second testimonial edit from the same campaign.

:31
1992

Gold Bond Powder Testimonial - Foot Itch (1992)

Todd Adams' between-the-toes testimonial — the third Gold Bond edit from one broadcast week.

:31
1992

Hairline Creations 1-800-HAIR-911 - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Chicago hair-loss clinic with the all-time great phone number, out of Arlington Heights.

:25
1992

Handy Andy - Fire Prevention Month - Jameson Smoke Alarms $3.99 - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

'Hear that? Of course not. Because smoke is very quiet.' For Fire Prevention Month Handy Andy offers Jameson smoke alarms for $3.99 after rebate, or $6.99 with safety light, plus Armstrong Cascade ceiling tiles at 89 cents a square foot. 'Saving a life is something worth shouting about.'

:30
1992

Harlem Furniture 'World Series of Savings' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

40 to 70 percent off with pennants flying — 'it could only be Harlem.'

:30
1992

Hot Pockets - 'What You Gonna Pick?' - Pepperoni, Chicken, Ham - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

A sing-along pitch for 'the hot meal in a pocket': when a hungry bunch shows up for lunch, or it's late at night and you want a tasty bite, 'what you gonna pick? Hot Pockets,' filled with pepperoni pizza, chicken and cheddar, or ham and cheese in a crispy pocket. 'Try Lean Pockets too.'

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1992

Jonel Salon-Style Sculptured Nails - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Stick it, buff it, gel it, set it — gel nails from Jonel.

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1992

Jules by Stephanie Moving Sale - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Final weeks of the 55 East Washington moving sale — estate jewelry below dealer's cost.

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1992

Jules by Stephanie Final Liquidation - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

The sequel to the moving-sale spot: final days, everything must go — even the displays and fixtures.

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1992

Sinutab Sinus Allergy 'Release Me' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Relief for prisoners of sinus suffering, scored to 'Please Release Me.'

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1992

Centrum Advanced Formula 'A to Zinc' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

More vitamins and minerals, including beta-carotene, than any leading brand.

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1992

Sominex Lullaby - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Thirty years of the sleep aid with the one ingredient doctors recommend most, sung to a lullaby.

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1992

Sominex - 'Safe. Simple. Sominex.' - Most-Taken Sleep Aid (15s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

'More people have taken Sominex over the past 30 years than any other sleep aid. Safe. Simple. Sominex.' A 15-second cutdown of the Sominex sleep aid spot.

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1992

Miracle-Ear Clarifier - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

The Clarifier reduces background noise — an eight-years-earlier cousin of the channel's 2000 Miracle-Ear spot.

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1992

Miracle-Ear Clarifier - Reduces Background Noise - Wearers (60s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Miracle-Ear introduces the Clarifier hearing aid, with a special filter that automatically reduces background noise. Wearers identified on screen as George Meissner, an insurance agent, and Ray Hayes, a truck driver, describe the difference. Call 1-800-228-2211 for a booklet on better hearing and a coupon for a free hearing test.

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1992

Nelson Brothers 54-Piece Home Package $1,999 - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Three complete rooms — carpet to pictures, 54 pieces, even a color TV — for $1,999.

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1992

NordicTrack - 'Get Off the Diet Roller Coaster' (60s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Dieters who lost weight and gained it all back discover NordicTrack, which 'raises your metabolism and burns calories faster,' and after five years seven out of ten NordicTrack owners still use theirs. The spot promises at least 10 pounds lost in 60 days or a refund and offers a free video and brochure at 1-800-321-6807.

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1992

Orville Redenbacher's Smart Pop - 80% Less Fat Than Potato Chips - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

'Now you can give in to your craving for snacks the smart way.' Introducing Orville Redenbacher's Smart Pop popcorn: compared to potato chips, 80% less fat and a third fewer calories, 'so you can eat and eat and eat and not feel the least bit guilty.'

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1992

Ovaltine 'When's the Last Time You Tried Ovaltine?' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Adults rediscover Classic Ovaltine — ten vitamins and minerals and childhood nostalgia in every glass.

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1992

Peter Pan Whipped Peanut Butter - 'Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

'Peter Pan introduces new whipped peanut butter. So smooth. So fluffy. It's peanut butter that melts in your mouth.' The close: 'New Peter Pan. The greatest thing since sliced bread.'

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1992

Pond's Foaming Cleanser & Toner-in-One - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

A radio birthday dedication from a secret admirer sells Pond's deep-clean radiance.

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1992

Pop Secret 'Test Pops 100,000 Bags' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Pop Secret's quality-control pitch: a hundred thousand test bags a year for full, fluffy bags.

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1992

Post Grape-Nuts - Zane Hunter Discovers Breakfast for a Week - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

An on-screen super reads 'Zane Hunter discovers breakfast with Grape-Nuts for a week.' He calls Grape-Nuts 'the fat-free, natural energy source' that 'kept me going the whole morning.' 'Old cereal's out. Grape-Nuts is in.'

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1992

Ragu Chunky Garden Style with Chef Granelli - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Chef Granelli's new Ragu Chunky Garden Style — three times chunkier than Prego. Oh, yeah.

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1992

Ray-Ban Leather Sunglasses - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Ten seconds of leather-accented Ray-Bans, furnished by Bausch & Lomb.

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1992

Regina Steamer Carpet Cleaner - 'Clean Up After Pigpen' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Peanuts' Pigpen panics as the Regina steamer carpet cleaner threatens his tricycle tracks, his flea circus and his self-portrait: 'It's too powerful and it's too easy to use. It doesn't respect dirt like I do.' The tag line: 'Regina. Powerful enough to clean up after Pigpen.'

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1992

Regina Housekeeper Vacuum - 'It's Either Me or the Regina' - Pigpen - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Peanuts' Pigpen finds that life before the Regina Housekeeper vacuum was simple, 'dirt and I could hide anywhere.' But now 'I've never seen such a powerful vacuum.' Mom: 'It's either me or the Regina.' 'Regina. Powerful enough to clean up after Pigpen.'

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1992

Toilet Duck - 'Nothing Fights Dirt Like Duck' - Cleans Under the Rim - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

'This toilet may look clean, but under the rim, our grungies, ordinary cleaners can't always reach.' Introducing new Toilet Duck, a thick liquid bowl cleaner whose duck neck reaches up under the rim, preferred 3 to 1 over the leading brand. 'Nothing fights dirt like Duck, the S.C. Johnson Wax way.'

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1992

Walgreens Halloween Decorations - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Sound-activated Halloween figures for $7.99, candy, and an early pitch for holiday photo greeting cards.

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1992

X-14 Mineral and Rust Remover - 'Rust Stains Drive Me Crazy' (15s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

'Rust stains drive me crazy. Try the rust specialist, new X-14 mineral and rust remover.' Unlike leading bathroom cleaners, X-14 dissolves rust without scrubbing. A 15-second spot.

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1993

Aquafresh Triple Protection - Boy and Dog - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Aquafresh Triple Protection toothpaste in a spot with a boy and his dog.

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1993

Arm & Hammer Dental Care - Tartar Control Gel - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Arm & Hammer Dental Care Tartar Control Gel toothpaste.

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1993

Black & Decker Shell Baker - 'Turn Ready-Made Dough Into Shells' (15s) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

The Black & Decker Shell Baker turns ready-made dough into shells.

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1993

Bob Evans Sausage - 'A Handshake Was Like a Contract' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

A handshake was like a contract - Bob Evans sausage, best taste or your money back.

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1993

Burger King Everyday Value Menu - 99 Cents, $1.99, $2.99 - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

The Everyday Value Menu at Burger King - 99 cents, $1.99 and $2.99.

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1993

Carson Pirie Scott - Carson's Days Sale, October 4-11 - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

The colors are changing, the prices are falling - Carson's Days, our lowest sale prices of the season, October 4 through 11.

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1993

Celestial Seasonings Wild Berry Zinger - 'Have a Celestial Night' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Wild Berry Zinger tea to tingle your tongue - have a Celestial night.

:30
1993

Colgate Precision Toothbrush - 'I'm Too Young for Gum Disease' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Colgate Precision toothbrush spot built on the line 'I'm too young for gum disease.'

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1993

Cream of Wheat - 'This Cream of Wheat Thing Is Out of Control' (15s) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

This Cream of Wheat thing is out of control.

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1993

Crest Complete Toothbrush - 'Only Crest Could Make a Brush This Complete' - 1993 TV Commercial

A long-form Crest spot for the Crest Complete toothbrush, closing on the line 'Only Crest could make a brush this complete.'

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1993

Dawn - 'Grease, I Think It's Repulsive' (15s) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

'Grease - I think it's repulsive.' Dawn takes grease out of your way.

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1993

Discover Card - SmartRate 14.9% APR - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Discover Card promotes its SmartRate at 14.9%.

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1993

Dove - 'Dove Is Not a Soap' - The pH Paper Test - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Dove is not a soap - the pH paper test.

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1993

Downy Free - 'Jake Has My Smile' (15s) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Jake has my smile - Downy Free, no perfumes or dyes.

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1993

Duracell Copper Top - Battery Tester and Cartoon Taxi - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Duracell Copper Top batteries, featuring the battery tester and a cartoon taxi.

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1993

Eggo FruitTop Waffles - The First Eggo You Don't Put in Your Toaster - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

The first Eggo you don't put in your toaster - Eggo FruitTop waffles.

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1993

Glade Plug-Ins Tulip - 45 Days of Freshness - 'Plug It In' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Forty-five days of freshness - Glade Plug-Ins. Plug it in.

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1993

Gyne-Lotrimin - Yeast Infection Treatment - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

A Gyne-Lotrimin spot for its yeast infection treatment.

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1993

Hansen's Mfr's Window Coverings - Hunter Douglas, No Payments 6 Months - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Hansen's Manufacturer's Window Coverings - Hunter Douglas blinds, no interest and no payments for six months. 1-800-875-0010. A local ad inserted by the cable system.

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1993

Hershey's Symphony - 'Not to Toot Our Own Horn' (15s) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Not to toot our own horn - Hershey's Symphony chocolate bar.

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1993

Kellogg's Raisin Bran - Two Scoops - 'Tastes Good and Good for You' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Two scoops of raisins - Kellogg's Raisin Bran tastes good and it's good for you.

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1993

Kellogg's Crispix - 'The Taste That Waits for You' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Kellogg's Crispix - the taste that waits for you.

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1993

Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran - Grandmas and Oatmeal Cookie Taste - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran is sold on its oatmeal-cookie taste, with grandmas weighing in.

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1993

Kellogg's Nutri-Grain Bars - Briefcase and Family - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Kellogg's Nutri-Grain bars in a spot with a briefcase and a family.

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1993

Kellogg's Frosted Flakes - Fat-Free (Nursery) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

A 15-second Frosted Flakes spot set in a nursery, noting the cereal is fat-free.

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1993

KFC Rotisserie Gold - 'The Talk of Lake Edna' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

The legend of the Colonel's Rotisserie Gold is the talk of Lake Edna - deep marination, slow roasting, special herbs and spices.

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1993

Kmart - Chairman Joseph Antonini - Price Match - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Kmart chairman Joseph Antonini on lower prices and price matching.

:30
1993

Martin Lawrence Galleries - Art Gallery Ad - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

A Martin Lawrence Galleries spot promoting its art galleries.

:30
1993

Max Factor 2000 Calorie Mascara - 'After the Factor' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Max Factor 2000 Calorie Mascara, with the tag 'after the Factor.'

:30
1993

Robitussin 'Mothers of America' Dr. Mom with Robitussin Pediatric - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

To the mothers of America - Dr. Mom - and Robitussin Pediatric.

:30
1993

Bayer Select 'Exactly What's Right for Exactly What's Wrong' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Bayer Select cold medicines - exactly what's right for exactly what's wrong.

:30
1993

Vicks NyQuil Hot Therapy - Honey Lemon (15s) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

'What if I bring you...' NyQuil Hot Therapy in honey lemon.

:15
1993

Dimetapp Extentabs - 'I'm Married to One' (15s) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

'I'm married to one' - a family's allergy story for Dimetapp Extentabs.

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1993

Robitussin - Recommended by Dr. Mom (15s) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Recommended by Dr. Mom - Robitussin.

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1993

Orville Redenbacher's Popcorn - 'My Baby Loves Orville' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

My baby loves Orville - Orville Redenbacher's gourmet popping corn.

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1993

Orville Redenbacher Smart Pop - 'Dumb Idea / Smart Idea' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Orville Redenbacher's Smart Pop popcorn, framed as a dumb idea versus a smart idea.

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1993

Orville Redenbacher - 'Passport to Murder' NBC Tie-In - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Orville Redenbacher popcorn tied in with the NBC world premiere of Passport to Murder.

:30
1993

Ovaltine - 'When's the Last Time You Tried Ovaltine?' (Mowing Version) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Ovaltine asks 'When's the last time you tried Ovaltine?' in a version with a man mowing the lawn.

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1993

Pantene Pro-V Shampoo and Treatment Conditioner - Rachel Hunter - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Rachel Hunter for Pantene Pro-V shampoo and Treatment Conditioner.

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1993

Ragu Chunky Gardenstyle Super Mushroom - The Ragu Chef (15s) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Super mushroom - Ragu Chunky Gardenstyle.

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1993

Ragu - 'Beef Tonight' Simmer Sauces - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Ragu promotes its Beef Tonight simmer sauces.

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1993

Red Lobster Lobsterfest - The Swinging Lobster Party - Ends Oct 17 (15s) - 1993 TV Commercial

A swinging lobster party - Lobsterfest at Red Lobster, ends October 17.

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1993

Scotts Lawn Care System - A, B, C - 'The Scotts Difference' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Three bags, A, B and C - the Scotts Lawn Care System. The Scotts difference.

:30
1993

Sealy Posturepedic - 'Your Back Works Hard All Day' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Your back works hard all day - Sealy Posturepedic with Sense and Respond coils.

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1993

Sears Brand Central - No Payments Till June, Ends Saturday - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Sears Brand Central offers no payments until June and a price-matching guarantee, with the sale ending Saturday.

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1993

Sears Brand Central - 3-Day Sale, Only Through Tuesday - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

A second Sears Brand Central spot: a 3-day sale with no payments till June, only through Tuesday.

:30
1993

Selsun Gold for Women Dandruff Shampoo (15s) - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Selsun Gold for Women dandruff shampoo.

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1993

Spic and Span Basin Tub & Tile - 'It's Curtains for Other Bathroom Sprays' - 1993 TV Commercial

It's curtains for other bathroom sprays - Spic and Span Basin Tub & Tile.

:30
1993

Stouffer's Lean Cuisine - People Eating - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Stouffer's Lean Cuisine frozen meals, with people eating them.

:30
1993

Target Grand Opening Countdown - 'Day 4... To Be Continued' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Day 4 of the countdown to the Target grand opening - to be continued.

:30
1993

Taster's Choice - Business Trip to Paris - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Taster's Choice instant coffee in a business-trip-to-Paris story.

:30
1993

Vaseline Intensive Care - Skin Science Update - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

A Vaseline Intensive Care spot built around a skin science update.

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1993

Montgomery Ward - 'Things Are Changing' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Montgomery Ward tells shoppers 'things are changing,' with a watch display and a nod to wages in the spot, and cameos from Chicago Bulls star Scottie Pippen and Bears coach Mike Ditka.

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1994

Alka-Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold - 'Nothing Rushes Relief' (15s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

A 15-second spot for Alka-Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine: a blue-toned montage of the fizzing tablet and a man falling asleep, with the line "Nothing rushes relief like Alka-Seltzer Plus," and the claim that it speeds powerful medicines to you, all without alcohol.

:15
1994

Bedding Experts 'Hot Hot Hot Summer Sale' - Sealy Twin $43, Sale Ends Tuesday - 1994 TV Commercial

Bedding Experts' Hot Hot Hot Summer Sale - a Sealy twin for $43, sale ends Tuesday. 1-800-543-4BED, 40 locations. A Chicago-area local spot.

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1994

Cheer Color Safe Bleach - 'Dirt Goes. Color Stays.' - Desert - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'Dirt goes. Color stays.' Cheer with Color Safe Bleach takes on the dirt - a man in the desert and a steamroller carry the point.

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1994

Citizen Watch - 'How the World Tells Time' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

From the Citizen Elegance in Paris to the Citizen Promaster in the South Pacific, 'from Nepal to New York more people depend on a watch made by Citizen than any other timepiece.' Citizen - how the world tells time.

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1994

Clorets Extra Strength - 'Turns Food Breath Into Fresh Breath' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

In a restaurant, a server announces 'I have a slight problem with food breath' - even a tuna sandwich can make your breath 'horrible.' The fix: new Clorets Extra Strength with Actizol, which 'turns food breath into fresh breath.'

:30
1994

Cool Whip - Double Layer Chocolate Pie - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Cool Whip makes the pie - a double layer chocolate pie where Cool Whip makes dessert come together.

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1994

Exclamation Fragrance - 'Make a Statement Without a Word' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'What's that fragrance you're wearing?' 'Exclamation.' Make a statement without saying a word.

:15
1994

Stetson Cologne - 'Stetson Fits the Season' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'Stetson fits the season' - Stetson cologne, from horseback to a winter city night, with a holiday fireplace setting.

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1994

Dawn Free Launch - 'Perfume-Free or Color-Free' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Introducing Dawn Free - perfume-free and color-free.

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1994

Efidac/24 - One 24-Hour Allergy and Nasal Decongestant Tablet - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'Allergy sufferers, if your pill's so good, how come your congestion keeps coming back?' Efidac/24 is 'the first tablet so effective, just one relieves nasal congestion 24 hours' - most allergy pills last six hours, the rest twelve. 'Keeps allergy symptoms from coming back.'

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1994

Elmer's Weather-Tite Wood Glue - 'Storm Brewing' in Wood Glue - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'There's a storm brewing in the wood glue industry. And Elmer's, the people who created America's number one carpenter's wood glue, can weather it.' New Elmer's Weather-Tite Wood Glue has a no-run formula that is strong, sandable, stainable and water resistant 'whether you're outside or in.'

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1994

Estee Lauder 'Beautiful' Gift Set $35 at Carson Pirie Scott - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'This is your moment to be beautiful.' Beautiful from Estee Lauder - Starlet Pink lipstick, a parfum spray and a plush velvet drawstring pouch, a $55 value, for only $35, exclusively at Carson Pirie Scott.

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1994

Excelle Relaxer - 'Smoother Than Satin' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Smoother than satin - new Excelle hair relaxer.

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1994

Finesse Shampoo and Conditioner - 'Soft Body' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Hair that's beautifully soft, with body like you've never had before - now softness and body come together with Finesse. Dual-action conditioners give you soft body, and 'when you've got soft body, you've got Finesse.'

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1994

Foot Locker - Billboard Painters Hang Fila Ads - 'Only at Foot Locker' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Billboard painters put up a Foot Locker poster, then a Fila billboard, for 'the new feel of cross-training, running and basketball shoes': 'You can look everywhere, but you'll only find them at Foot Locker.' 'This must be a conspiracy.'

:30
1994

Fresca - 'The Tasteful Alternative' (30s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Glasses of ice and a can of Fresca - the tasteful alternative.

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1994

JCPenney - 'Doing It Right' - Home Textiles and Window Treatments (30s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Southwestern-pattern curtains, quilts and rugs - JCPenney, doing it right.

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1994

Kingsford Charcoal - 'Don't Get Burned by Cheap Charcoal' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'I was throwing this big barbecue and I only made one mistake. I got the cheap charcoal, and I got burned.' Kingsford Original Charcoal Briquets: 'Don't get burned by cheap charcoal. Buy the best.'

:15
1994

Crystal Light Raspberry Ice - 'Imagine a Chill' (15s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Imagine a chill - Crystal Light Raspberry Ice.

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1994

Krylon Spray Paint with Johnny Bench - 'No Runs, No Drips' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Johnny Bench shows off a bench with a professional finish from Krylon spray paint: 'no runs, no drips, no errors,' dry to the touch in minutes while 'the other brand's still tacky.' A 15-second cut of the Krylon spot, with a 'Mr. Euchre' gag.

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1994

Lee Jeans - 'The Brand That Fits' - Women Dancing in Lee Jeans (30s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Women stretch, dance and move in Lee jeans - the brand that fits.

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1994

Cool Mint Listerine 'Wanted for Killing Germs' - Archery - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Wanted for killing germs - Cool Mint Listerine.

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1994

Maytag JetClean Dishwasher - 'Who Needs You?' - 43 Jets - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'Why should you have to wash all the dishes before you wash the dishes?' The Maytag JetClean dishwasher's 43 powerful jets scrub every surface and filter out the food particles, and the spot closes with 'Maytag. The dependability people.'

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1994

Ultra Mr. Clean - 'When Stubborn Dirt Brings You to Your Knees' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'When stubborn dirt brings you to your knees, stop all that scrubbing.' New Ultra Mr. Clean beats a regular cleaner on greasy dirt - 'let him help you off your knees' and Mr. Clean it to the ultra shine.

:15
1994

Nabisco Ritz Bits Sandwiches - Peanut Butter (15s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Ritz Bits Sandwiches with peanut butter.

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1994

Nabisco Ritz Bits Sandwiches - Cheese (15s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Ritz Bits Sandwiches with cheese.

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1994

Ocean Spray Ruby Red & Tangerine - 'It's Bitter... Surprise, It's Sweet' - 1994 TV Commercial

A taste-test gag for Ocean Spray's Ruby Red & Tangerine grapefruit juice drink: "It's bitter... Surprise! It's sweet." The spot ends on the Ocean Spray logo and the "Crave the wave" line.

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1994

Oil of Olay Bath Bar - 'Happiness Threshold… Wake-Up Call' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Raise your happiness threshold - Oil of Olay Bath Bar.

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1994

Oil of Olay 2-in-1 Moisturizing Body Wash - 'Forget Bath Bars' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'This is the skin I've always wanted. Forget bath bars. Don't even bother with body lotion.' Oil of Olay 2-in-1 moisturizing body wash pairs a lotiony cleanser with a soft Olay puff for a moisturizing lather - 'for moisturized skin no bath bar can touch.'

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1994

Oil of Olay - 'I'm 36' - 18-Year-Olds Selling Wrinkle Cream - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'If I see one more gorgeous 18-year-old trying to sell me wrinkle cream, I'm going to scream.' Oil of Olay - so sheer, so light, it penetrates quickly to boost skin's moisture renewal process and reduce the look of fine lines and wrinkles. A lifetime of beautiful skin.

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1994

Old Country Buffet Summer Food Fest - 20 Chicago Locations - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

The Old Country Buffet Summer Food Fest, at 20 Chicago-area locations. A Chicago-area local spot.

:30
1994

Ortho Rose Care - 'You're Working Too Hard Without Us' (30s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

A sketched gardener coaxes a rose into bloom - Ortho Rose Care.

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1994

Ortho Weed-B-Gon - 'You're Working Too Hard Without Us' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

A man eyes his weeds - 'Actually, what you need is Ortho Weed-B-Gon.' It 'gets rid of all kinds of weeds without burning your lawn.' 'Just like that?' 'Yep, just like that.' 'Ortho, you're working too hard without us.'

:30
1994

Pantene Pro-V Treatment Conditioners for Permed Hair - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

New Pantene Pro-V treatment conditioners - for permed hair.

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1994

Pantene Pro-V Styling - 'A Healthy Hairspray? I Think I'm in Love' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

A healthy hairspray? I think I'm in love - Pantene Pro-V styling.

:30
1994

Perdue Chicken with Frank Perdue - '15% More Breast Meat' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Frank Perdue: 15% more breast meat and 65 inspections. It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

:30
1994

Perrier - Woman Dancing in the Bubbles - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

A woman dancing among the bubbles - Perrier, no words needed.

:30
1994

Primatene Mist - Asthma Relief Without a Prescription - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'Every second of an asthma attack can feel like an eternity.' Primatene Mist 'starts to open clogged breathing tubes in as fast as 15 seconds' - asthma relief without a prescription.

:15
1994

Pringles Right Crisps - 'Pringles Light Has Become…' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Pringles Light has become Pringles Right Crisps - less fat, same great taste.

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1994

Reese's NutRageous Launch - 'Give Your Mouth a Party' (15s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Introducing Reese's NutRageous - give your mouth a party.

:15
1994

Safeguard 'It's Safeguard Season' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

It's Safeguard season - deodorant soap for summer.

:30
1994

Schweppes Dry Grape Ginger Ale - 'The New British Pop' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Schweppes Dry Grape ginger ale - the new British pop.

:30
1994

Sealy Posturepedic 'Playing Hard Can Be Hard Work for Your Back' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Playing hard can be hard work for your back - Sealy Posturepedic.

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1994

Sealy Posturepedic 'After a Long, Hard Day' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

After a long, hard day - Sealy Posturepedic.

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1994

Sears Craftsman Christmas - $19.99 Hand Tool Sets - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'A Craftsman Christmas makes wishes come true.' For only $19.99, choose a Craftsman 19-piece screwdriver set, 4-piece plier set or 10-piece wrench set - all made in America, guaranteed forever, only at Sears.

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1994

Sears Craftsman Garage Door Opener $149.99 - Holiday Gift - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'Ever wish for a gift you could open year after year? Get a Craftsman garage door opener, just $149.99' - with a safety reversing sensor and two 3-function remote controls. Only at Sears.

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1994

Sears Days Sale - 'There's Only One Sears Days' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

A shopping-bag animation for the Sears Days sale: 'It's filled with some of the best values of the season. There's only one Sears Days, so don't wait. Come grab the savings now.'

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1994

Selsun Blue - 'You've Got Selsun Power' - Shake It, Brush It - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'Shake it, no dandruff. Brush it, no flakes. You've got Selsun Power with Selsun Blue.' Doctors recommended number one over all leading brands - 'Dandruff problem? No way.'

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1994

Thompson's Water Seal - 'Thompson's Now or Repair Later' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'Thompson's now, or rebuild later. Thompson's now, or repair later. Thompson's now, or replace later.' Over time, water invisibly weakens unprotected surfaces, and used regularly, Thompson's Water Seal Waterproofer 'helps stop costly damage.' A closing tag adds Thompson's House & Deck Stain.

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1994

Weight Watchers Superstart with Kathleen Sullivan - Register Free - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

'Every morning, the sun comes up. That's guaranteed.' Kathleen Sullivan (named in an on-screen super) says that if you start Weight Watchers' new Superstart program and haven't lost at least four pounds in a week, you get a week free - and you register free. Call 1-800-651-6000.

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1994

Windex New Improved - 'What's the Best Glass Cleaner?' - 'Told You' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

"What's the best glass cleaner? Windex." A man is stunned to hear there is something better than Windex with ammonia, then meets New Improved Windex: "For 50% more power. Cleans easier. Faster. And shines better." The spot closes on "Told you." A product of S.C. Johnson Wax.

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1995

American Egg Board - 'The Incredible Edible Egg' (15s) - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Eggs and good nutrition - the incredible edible egg.

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1995

Bally Total Fitness - Off-Season Sale, $19 Down and $19 a Month - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Bally Total Fitness' off-season sale has the lowest price of the year: join for $19 down and $19 a month, 1-800-FITNESS-NOW, during the final days of the offer.

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1995

Benadryl - 'Take Back Your Life' - Allergy Sufferer at the Ball Game - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

A woman whose allergies and the pollen never let her do it before is now watching a nine-year-old play at the ball game, thanks to Benadryl: 'Take Benadryl and take back your life.'

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:15
1995

Benzodent - Denture Pain Relief That 'Lasts for Hours' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

'What did the dentist say about that sore spot? He said he'll adjust my dentures. Till then, use Benzodent.' Maximum-strength Benzodent stays on sore spots and relieves pain for hours, and the spot says dentists recommend it.

:15
1995

Ultra Biz - 'Biz or His?' Stain Test (15s) - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Biz or his? A stain test with Ultra Biz.

:15
1995

Brawny Paper Towels - New Ultra Thirst Pockets - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

New Ultra Thirst Pockets - Brawny paper towels.

:30
1995

Clorox Clean-Up Gel - New Household Cleaning Gel - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

New Clorox Clean-Up Gel for household cleaning.

:30
1995

Denny's $2.99 Lunch Baskets and the $1.99 Grand Slam - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Lunch baskets for $2.99 and the $1.99 Grand Slam at Denny's.

:30
1995

Dunkin' Donuts Low-Fat Blueberry Muffins - 'Marcia... Elliot' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Marcia and Elliot discover low-fat blueberry muffins at Dunkin' Donuts.

:30
1995

Flexall 454 Pain Relief Gel - Recommended by Athletic Trainers - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

A pain-relieving gel 'recommended by professional athletic trainers for all athletic events,' from weightlifting to high jumping to wrestling. 'If what you do causes pain, get professional pain relief.'

:15
1995

Folgers Naturally Decaffeinated - 'Our Morning Walk' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Our morning walk - the best part of wakin' up is Folgers decaf in your cup.

:30
1995

Francois Girbaud Jeans - 'We Introduce the Baggy Jeans' - Marshall Field's - 1995 TV Commercial

A Francois Girbaud jeans spot with a designer's voice on breaking the rules and making a comfortable, baggy jean, ending on the Marshall Field's logo.

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:30
1995

Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats - Butler, 'Adult in You, Kid in You' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

A butler serves Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats in this spot built around the adult in you and the kid in you.

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:30
1995

Glidden Paint - Spread Satin and the Hot Deals and Freewheels Sweepstakes - 1995 TV Commercial

Glidden Spread Satin is formulated to cover the first time so you finish in less time, and participating retailers offer the Hot Deals and Freewheels Sweepstakes with a chance to win a kid's 20-inch bicycle.

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:30
1995

Icy Hot Stick - 'Stops Pain on the Spot' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

'I can't stop working when pain hits, but I can stop pain on the spot with this Icy Hot Stick.' Icy to dull the pain, hot to relax it away - with no mess and lower odor.

:15
1995

Keebler Munch'ems Southwestern Style - The Elves Say 'Howdy, Partners' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

The Keebler Elves go southwestern - Munch'ems in salsa and chili cheese.

:30
1995

Kellogg's Low Fat Pop-Tarts - 'Incredibly Fruity Filling' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Incredibly fruity filling - new Low Fat Pop-Tarts from Kellogg's.

:30
1995

KFC Original Recipe - Marinated Through and Through - 'Juicy News' (15s) - 1995 TV Commercial

Juicy news - KFC Original Recipe, marinated through and through.

:15
1995

KFC - 'You'd Be Crazy to Cook' Mega Meal for $14.99 Until Labor Day - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

KFC's You'd Be Crazy to Cook Mega Meal is $14.99 until Labor Day: a whole roasted chicken or eight pieces of fried, large mashed potatoes and gravy, another large side, four biscuits, six honey barbecue wings and six Oreo brownies.

KFC not on YouTube yet
:30
1995

Kingsford Charcoal - New and Improved, Ready Twice as Fast (15s) - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

New, improved Kingsford charcoal is ready twice as fast - a fans' cookout.

:15
1995

Kingsford Match Light - The Match-Man (15s) - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

The match-man lights Kingsford Match Light charcoal.

:15
1995

Kmart Spring Break 1995 - Camping Gear and Shorts - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Spring Break at Kmart - camping gear, and shorts buy one get one.

:30
1995

Listerine - 'Traces of Crimson on Your Toothbrush' - The Power of Prevention - 1995 TV Commercial

A 15-second Listerine spot about the traces of crimson on your toothbrush and the power of prevention.

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:15
1995

New Luvs for Boys and Girls - 'Not for Boys, Not for Girls' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

New Luvs diapers for boys and girls.

:30
1995

Maytag - 'What to Do With Our Repairman' - The Refrigerator Light - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

What to do with our lonely repairman - Maytag.

:30
1995

Milk - 'Help Yourself' - 'The Average Commercial Break Can Last Up to Four Minutes' (1995)

A 15-second America's Dairy Farmers milk spot noting that the average commercial break can last up to four minutes, so go get some ice cold milk: 'Help yourself.'

Milk not on YouTube yet
:15
1995

Milk - 'Let's Go Out to the Kitchen... Help Yourself' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

A 15-second America's Dairy Farmers milk spot inviting viewers out to the kitchen for a glass: 'Help yourself.'

Milk not on YouTube yet
:15
1995

Nabisco Frosted Wheat Bites - 'The Frosted Cereal Even Moms Love' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

The frosted cereal even moms love - Nabisco Frosted Wheat Bites.

:30
1995

Oreo Granola Bars - 'Hello Parents, Don't Adjust Your Set' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Hello parents, don't adjust your set - new Oreo Granola Bars.

:30
1995

Olive Garden Steak & Fettuccine Alfredo $9.95 (15s) - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Steak and fettuccine alfredo for $9.95 at Olive Garden.

:15
1995

Owens Corning - 'Beat the Greenhouse Effect' - The Pink House (15s) - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Beat the greenhouse effect - Owens Corning pink insulation.

:15
1995

New Palmolive Antibacterial Dish Liquid (15s) - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

New Palmolive antibacterial dishwashing liquid.

:15
1995

Payless ShoeSource - Back-to-School Sale, Flash and Furious Shoes from $14.99 - 1995 TV Commercial

Payless ShoeSource's back-to-school sale features Flash and Furious all-court high tops and speedy segas starting at $14.99, plus kids' glow-in-the-dark Power Lights.

Payless not on YouTube yet
:30
1995

Premsyn PMS - 'Relief for the Period Before Your Period' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

'PMS. Up to 90% of women between 15 and 50 get it.' For some it's irritability and bloating, for others headaches and cramps - 'whatever your symptoms, there is relief.' Premsyn PMS: relief for the period before your period.

:15
1995

Salon Selectives - Botanical Blends Shampoo, 'Elements of Style' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

A Salon Selectives spot for its botanical blends hair care, closing on an 'Elements of Style' end card.

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:30
1995

Sears - 'Come See the Many Sides of Sears' - Spring Apparel - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Spring fashions - come see the many sides of Sears.

:30
1995

Sears Days Spring Sale - Ends Saturday April 29 (15s) - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Sears Days - the spring sale ends Saturday, April 29.

:15
1995

Skintimate Shave Gel - 'Who Taught You How to Shave Your Legs?' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Who taught you how to shave your legs? Skintimate shave gel.

:30
1995

Suave Shampoo and Antiperspirant - 'Have You Discovered All the Ways Suave?' - 1995 TV Commercial

Have you discovered all the ways Suave can save? Shampoo and antiperspirant.

:30
1995

Sudafed - Approved for Firefighters on Duty, 'Clears You Up Without Slowing You Down' (1995)

Sudafed is presented as the nasal decongestant approved for firefighters on duty because it relieves sinus and allergy congestion with no drowsy side effects: 'Clears you up without slowing you down.'

Sudafed not on YouTube yet
:15
1995

Taco Bell Border Lights - A Free One This Sunday Only - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Taco Bell Border Lights - get one free with purchase, this Sunday only.

:30
1995

Trident - 'Chew on This' - Fight Cavities Five Times a Day - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Trident points out the average American eats five times a day but brushes only twice, and says chewing Trident after eating can help fight cavities. 'Every time you eat, chew on this.'

Trident not on YouTube yet
:15
1995

Tylenol Extended Relief - The Hartley Family Headache Testimonial - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

A real family's headache story - Tylenol Extended Relief.

:30
1995

Visine - 'It's Visine Season' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

'It's Visine season. Time for red, irritated eyes. Time for Visine,' the eye drop recommended by pharmacists 4 to 1 over any other brand. 'It gets the red out.'

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:15
1995

Western Union - 'Everybody Needs Some Money Somehow' - 1-800-CALL-CASH - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

A caller needs $500 now and uses Western Union 1-800-CALL-CASH to send money by credit card, day or night. 'The fastest way to send money worldwide.'

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:30
1995

Wisk - 'You'll Be Our One Millionth Customer' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

'You'll be our one millionth customer' - and a stained shirt for Wisk.

:30
1997

Aveeno Moisturizing Lotion - 'It's a Touch, an Embrace' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

It's a touch, an embrace - Aveeno moisturizing lotion with natural oatmeal.

:30
1997

Brummel & Brown - 'Going Bonkers' - Butter and Yogurt - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Going bonkers over Brummel & Brown, made with yogurt.

:30
1997

Cool Whip Free - Zero Fat - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Clouds of Cool Whip Free - zero fat.

:30
1997

Denny's $1.99 Original Grand Slam - 20th Birthday - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

The Original Grand Slam turns 20 - $1.99 at Denny's.

:30
1997

Dove Ultra-Moisturizing Body Wash - The Swimmer - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

A swimmer and Dove Ultra-Moisturizing Body Wash.

:30
1997

Ensure - 'Mom Was Always Making Sure I Ate Right' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Mom was always making sure I ate right - now I make sure she gets her Ensure.

:30
1997

Equal Sweetener - 'We May Be Different, but We're All Equal' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

We may be different, but we're all Equal - Equal sweetener.

:30
1997

Franco-American Superiore Ravioli - The Wilsons - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

The Wilsons always ate Chef Boyardee on Thursdays - until Franco-American Superiore ravioli.

:30
1997

Baby Gap - Leading Ladies and Talent Scouts - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Babies as leading ladies and talent scouts - Baby Gap.

:30
1997

General Foods International Coffees - French Vanilla Cafe - 'Surfing the Channels' (15s) (1997)

Surfing the channels with sugar-free, fat-free French Vanilla Cafe - General Foods International Coffees.

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1997

General Foods International Coffees - French Vanilla Cafe - 'Ran Out of Excuses' (15s) (1997)

She ran out of excuses and just ran - sugar-free, fat-free French Vanilla Cafe.

:15
1997

Glade Plug-Ins - The Talking Fish - 'Hey Lady, Change That Refill' (15s) - 1997 TV Commercial

'Hey lady, change that refill' - Glade Plug-Ins every 45 days.

:15
1997

Glade Candle Scents - Peach, Vanilla, Country Garden (15s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Glade Candle Scents - peach, vanilla and country garden.

:15
1997

Hershey's Syrup - 'Grass Is a Fat-Free Food' - The Cartoon Cow (15s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Grass is a fat-free food - and so is Hershey's syrup. A cartoon cow.

:15
1997

JCPenney Easter - 'I Love Your Style' - Fresh and Genuine Like You - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Fresh and genuine like you - save 20 to 40 percent on great Easter fashions and shoes at JCPenney.

:30
1997

JCPenney - 'We're Dressing Up, We're Going Out' - A Look for Every Occasion - 1997 TV Commercial

We're dressing up, we're going out - JCPenney has a special look for every special occasion. I love your style.

:30
1997

Jewel-Osco - 'Behind Every Door There's a Party' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Behind every door there's a party - Jewel-Osco, Chicagoland's party team.

:30
1997

Kellogg's Complete Bran Flakes - New Year's Resolutions - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

'I'm gonna take the stairs' - New Year's resolutions and Kellogg's Complete Bran Flakes.

:30
1997

Keri Anti-Bacterial Hand Lotion - The First Lotion Proven to Kill Germs - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

The first hand lotion proven to kill germs - Keri Anti-Bacterial.

:30
1997

Kodak Gold Max and Image Magic - 'Me and Stacy' (60s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

A boy's picture of 'me and Stacy' - Kodak Gold Max film, Premium Processing and Image Magic.

:60
1997

Lactaid Ultra Caplet - 1-888-ULTRA-NOW - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Lactaid Ultra caplets - call 1-888-ULTRA-NOW.

:30
1997

Lands' End 'Kindest Cut' Swimwear - 'Go Ahead. No One's Looking.' (60s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

The Kindest Cut swimwear - go ahead, no one's looking. 1-800-LANDS-END.

:60
1997

Marshall Field's - 'We Bring You the World in Color' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

The colors of the sun, the sea and the earth - Marshall Field's brings you the world in color.

:30
1997

Maxwell House - The Orchestra and the Family - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Orchestra rehearsals and family moments - Maxwell House coffee.

:30
1997

McDonald's NBA - 'An Incredible String of Coincidences' - 2 Egg McMuffins for $2 (15s) (1997)

An incredible string of coincidences - two Egg McMuffins for $2 at McDonald's.

:15
1997

Menards - Oriental Weavers Rugs and Price Pfister Faucets - 'Save Big Money' - 1997 TV Commercial

Oriental Weavers area rugs for $99.75 and Price Pfister faucets - save big money at Menards.

:30
1997

Mentadent - 'My Husband's a Dentist' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

'My husband's a dentist' - Mentadent's bubbling action.

:30
1997

Pepperidge Farm Milano - 'Someone's Been Sneaking My Milano Cookies' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Someone's been sneaking my Milano cookies - Pepperidge Farm Milano. Treasure was meant to be discovered.

:30
1997

Pork, The Other White Meat - 'Make the Joneses Drool' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Make the Joneses drool - Pork. The Other White Meat. From America's Pork Producers.

:30
1997

Pork, The Other White Meat - 'The Hottest New Place to Eat Doesn't Take Reservations' (1997)

The hottest new place to eat doesn't take reservations - Pork. The Other White Meat.

:30
1997

Revlon New Improved ColorStay Lip Color - 'Won't Kiss Off on Him' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Let's talk about the new improved kiss - new improved ColorStay lip color with aloe and vitamin E. Won't kiss off on him. Revlon.

:30
1997

Revlon Age Defying Makeup - Melanie Griffith - 'Don't Lie About Your Age. Defy It.' (1997)

Melanie Griffith for Revlon Age Defying makeup - don't lie about your age. Defy it.

:30
1997

Revlon - 'Very Current for Spring' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

New color and glow - very current for spring. Revlon.

:30
1997

Revlon ColorStay Makeup - 'Won't Rub Off on Your Collar. Or on Him.' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Revlon ColorStay makeup won't rub off on your collar - or on him.

:30
1997

Reynolds Wrap Heavy Duty - The Freezer Test vs. Ziploc - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Reynolds Kitchens' freezer test - Reynolds Wrap heavy duty versus a Ziploc bag.

:30
1997

Rolaids - 'Relentless Stress' - 47% More Than Tums (15s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Relentless stress - Rolaids neutralizes 47% more acid than Tums.

:15
1997

Salon Style Hair Care - 'Salon Quality. Sensible Prices.' (15s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Salon quality at a fraction of the price? Salon Style - salon quality, sensible prices.

:15
1997

Sears 'Come See the Softer Side' - 'Hey Cutie' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Hey cutie - come see the softer side of Sears.

:30
1997

Serta - 'The Perfect Moment for a Perfect Sleeper' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

The perfect moment for a Perfect Sleeper - we make the world's best mattress. Serta.

:30
1997

Slim-Fast - 'I Love Being a Mom' - Lost Over 50 Pounds - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

I love being a mom, but I was miserable because I was so heavy - I lost over 50 pounds on the Slim-Fast plan.

:30
1997

Trident - 'Chew on This' - Pasta (15s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Chew on this - Trident sugarless gum after pasta fights cavities.

:15
1997

Tropicana Pure Premium - Never From Concentrate - Kids - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Kids and Tropicana Pure Premium - never from concentrate.

:30
1997

Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich - 'Man, It's Cold' - Caribbean Party - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Man, it's cold - a Caribbean party for the Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich.

:30
1997

Wonder Bread - 'Remember the Wonder' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Remember the Wonder - Wonder Bread helps build strong bodies.

:30
1998

Advil Liqui-Gels - 'Stronger and Faster' Than Extra-Strength Tylenol - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'These days, everything's faster. So how come pain relief isn't faster?' Introducing Advil Liqui-Gels: on tough pain, they're stronger and faster than extra-strength Tylenol.

:15
1998

Advil Cold & Sinus - Tough Sinus Pain Relief Plus a Decongestant - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'You know how Advil gets rid of tough pain fast? Well, Advil Cold & Sinus gets rid of tough sinus pain fast... plus a decongestant. That's why they call it Advil Cold & Sinus.'

:15
1998

Aleve - 'Fire It' - Two Pills, All-Day Arthritis Pain Relief - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'So if your pain reliever isn't putting in a full day's work, fire it.' Aleve says average pain relievers work a few hours, then quit, while two Aleve work on arthritis pain all day long - it would take eight Tylenol to do that.

:30
1998

Alka-Seltzer - Mary Matalin and James Carville - 'More Medicine' - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

Mary Matalin and James Carville, named on screen, trade barbs over the one thing everybody in Washington can agree on: 'There's more heartburn than ever.' The announcer pitches Alka-Seltzer's more medicine to speed more relief to your worst heartburn and pain: 'This country deserves more.'

:30
1998

Audubon Singing Bird Watch - Four Bird Calls for $19.99 (60s) - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

The National Audubon Society Singing Bird Watch plays the calls of the cardinal, house wren, American robin and song sparrow at the push of a button. $19.99 with a keepsake tin, call 1-800-831-8877, also at Target.

:60
1998

Mannington Floors - 'My Latest Acquisition' - Bailey's Carpet One, Joliet - 1998 TV Commercial

'I'm particularly proud of my latest acquisition... When you choose a Mannington floor, people notice.' Only Mannington offers so many elegant patterns, beautiful textures and vibrant colors, and 'unrivaled durability.' The tag credits Bailey's Carpet One, with two locations in Joliet and Naperville.

:30
1998

Begeman's Jewelers - 'Visions of Brilliance' - Willowbrook, Tinley Park - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

Everyone dreams of a gift of fine jewelry treasured for a lifetime - diamond, gemstone and gold jewelry handcrafted in 14 karat gold, 18 karat gold and platinum. See the Visions of Brilliance collection at Begeman's Jewelers in Willowbrook and Tinley Park.

:31
1998

Black & Decker Workmate - 'How Much Help Buddies Can Be' (15s) - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'We all know how much help buddies can be.' The answer is the Workmate: 'the powerful clamp that can go anywhere and hold anything,' built by Black & Decker. A 15-second spot.

:15
1998

Borders Gift Certificates - 'Start Something' - Sled Dogs - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'This holiday season, let them discover exactly what they want.' Give a gift certificate from Borders. Start something.

:30
1998

Bulova Millennia Collection - WWII Troops on Bulova Time - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'Victory depended on precise timing' - during World War II the U.S. armed forces relied on Bulova, and 'America still runs on Bulova time.' Bulova's new Millennia Collection, now at Lord & Taylor.

:30
1998

Citizen Eco-Drive - 'Live at the Speed of Light' (15s) - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

Watches 'built to run forever without replacing batteries' - but 'only one of these is smart enough to run forever on any kind of light.' That is the Eco-Drive from Citizen: 'Live at the speed of light.'

:15
1998

Clairol Nice 'n Easy 'Before You Color Your Hair, Stop' - Seinfeld Finale Night Commercial (1998)

'Before you color your hair, stop.' The new Nice 'n Easy Rich Conditioning Color Cream that doesn't drip.

:30
1998

Concha y Toro Wines - 'Taste Says It All' (15s) - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

A 15-second spot for Concha y Toro wines: a glass of red wine beside bottles of the label's red and white varietals, with the line 'Taste says it all.'

:15
1998

Depend Protective Underwear - 'Get All You Want Out of Life' - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'The days of wearing bulky protective undergarments are over.' Depend introduces its new disposable protective underwear, which combines a discreet sure fit with a built-in super absorbent panel - 'the closest thing to regular underwear you can buy. So slim fitting all that shows is your confidence.' 'It's your life. Live it the way you want.'

:30
1998

Empire Carpet - Christmas Elves, Half-Off Sale, 2 Free Beanie Babies - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

Christmas elves dash in for Empire Carpet's half-off carpet sale, with samples brought to your home and new carpet installed in time for Christmas, guaranteed, interest-free for 12 months before you have to pay. Two free Beanie Babies with your order. Call 1-800-588-2300.

:30
1998

IGA - 'Hometown Holidays' - Minute Maid Orange Juice and IGA Cereals - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

Home for the holidays in your hometown: at your locally owned IGA, the buying power of 4,000 IGA stores means hometown savings on Minute Maid orange juice and IGA brand cereals. 'At IGA, it's one more reason we're hometown proud.'

:30
1998

IGA - 'Hometown Holidays' - Surf, Snuggle, Planters and Milk-Bone - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'Home for the holidays in your hometown. For your locally owned IGA, it's more than just a feeling. It's a way of life.' The buying power of 4,000 IGA stores means hometown savings on brands like Surf and Snuggle, Peanuts and snacks from Planters, and Milk-Bone pet snacks. 'At IGA, it's one more reason we're hometown proud.'

:30
1998

Maglite Flashlight - 'The Brilliant Gift Idea' - The World's Finest - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

The Maglite flashlight, 'the world's finest' - crafted from solid aircraft aluminum, sealed at each end with high-grade rubber O-rings, with a patented self-cleaning switch and adjustable beam. American-made, 'a work of art that works,' and the brilliant gift idea for any occasion.

:30
1998

Maglite Flashlights - 'Brilliant Gift Idea' - American Made (15s) - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'American made to be brighter, tougher, more dependable. The Maglite is a work of art that works.' A Maglite flashlight, the spot says, is the brilliant gift idea for any occasion. A 15-second cutdown of the holiday Maglite spot.

:15
1998

Concord Saratoga SL Watch - Martin & Martin Jewelers of Oak Lawn - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'Concord Saratoga SL. Hand sculpted, crafted, and polished. The sensation of time.' Martin & Martin Jewelers features the finest timepieces and jewelry, and invites shoppers in for engagement rings and GIA certified diamonds this holiday season at its Oak Lawn store, 708-423-0200.

:29
1998

Menards - Makita Sander $37.95 and Circular Saw $79.99 - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

Holiday savings on Makita power tools at Menards - a finishing sander for $37.95 and a heavy-duty circular saw for $79.99 - plus Panasonic batteries, heavy-duty free after rebate and longer-lasting alkalines just 29 cents after rebate. 31 Chicagoland locations.

:31
1998

Movado Museum Watch - Black-and-White Tennis Player (15s, Music Only) - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

A black-and-white tennis player gives way to the Movado Museum Watch in a 15-second spot with music and no narration. Movado, The Museum Watch.

:15
1998

Movado Museum Watch - 'The Legendary Watch Dial' (15s) - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'The legendary watch dial exhibited in distinguished museums around the world is the design inspiration for the Movado Museum collection of watches.' The Museum Watch.

:15
1998

Old Navy 'Destination Old Navy' Airline - Seinfeld Finale Night Commercial (1998)

An airline gag: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please fashion your seat belts... Magic fashions in the air at Old Navy.' 'For me it's Paris, Milan and Old Navy.'

:30
1998

Rogers & Hollands Jewelers - Santa's Holiday Jewelry Deliveries - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

A Santa Claus holiday spot: 'For over 85 years, I've been helping Rogers & Hollands deliver memorable moments with your fine jewelry,' showing 'the quality and outstanding prices you've come to expect only from Rogers & Hollands' in 'every style imaginable.' 'The delivery is always special when it comes from Rogers & Hollands Jewelers.'

:30
1998

Savane Wrinkle-Free Khakis - 'You Jerk!' - Always Come Off Looking Good - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'You jerk! I never want to see you again.' Savane's soft 100% cotton pants are made with a process fabric so they don't wrinkle, which means you'll always come off looking good, no matter what you've done.

:30
1998

Sears 'The Softer Side of Sears' Blue Sundress - Seinfeld Finale Night Commercial (1998)

'Come see the softer side of Sears': a woman in a blue sundress by the sea, with a sung jingle about 'shades of blue'.

:30
1998

Speedway SuperAmerica - Coca-Cola Santa Coaster, $14.99 Holiday Truck - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

With every qualifying gasoline or Coca-Cola purchase at Speedway and SuperAmerica you get a free holiday coaster featuring the famous Coca-Cola Santa, plus for just $14.99 a collector's edition Holiday Caravan truck that lights up.

:29
1998

Tanita Body Fat Monitor Scale - Martina Hingis - 1-800-9-TANITA - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'How does Martina track her true level of fitness? She uses Tanita's revolutionary body fat monitor scale to measure both her weight and body fat.' An on-screen super identifies Martina Hingis as the World's Top Tennis Player. To learn more, call 1-800-9-TANITA.

:15
1998

Turk Furniture - Mike Turk on Selection, Satisfaction and Lowest Price - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

Mike Turk speaks to the camera: 'At Turk, we strive to offer you what you want in a furniture store. Selection, guaranteed customer satisfaction, and the lowest price available.' Customer satisfaction is Turk's top priority and 'we stand behind everything we sell,' so come in 'where you're always treated like a friend.'

:30
1998

Zales Holiday - Quarter-Carat Diamonds for $99, Rose Box Earrings $29 - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'Here's a little reminder from Zales.' Quarter-carat diamond earrings, bands and heart pendants for just $99 each, and with any purchase of $99 or more, a delicate rose box with classic diamond earrings for just $29. Zales, the diamond and holiday gift store.

:30
1998

Zales - Half-Carat Diamond Channel Band $199 - Interest Free - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'At Zales, the diamond store, you can get this beautiful half-carat diamond channel band for just $199. And right now, get 12 months interest free. Forever starts today with a diamond from Zales.' The on-screen price reads approx. 1/2 carat TW, $199. A 15-second holiday spot.

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1998

Zales - Diamond Bracelet $1,499 - 12 Months Interest Free - Vintage 1998 TV Commercial

'At Zales, the diamond store, you can get this exquisite diamond bracelet for just $1,499. And right now, get 12 months interest free. Forever starts today with a diamond from Zales.' The on-screen price reads approx. seven carat TW, $1499. A 15-second holiday spot.

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1999

Burger King 99-Cent Double Cheeseburger 'Are We Saints or What?' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

The 99-cent Double Cheeseburger, 'bigger than McDonald's Triple Cheeseburger' - are we saints or what? Burger King: it just tastes better.

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1999

Chili's 'I Want My Baby Back Ribs' Jingle (15s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

The jingle: 'I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs' - Chili's barbecue.

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1999

Claritin 'Walking on Sunshine' - The Farm Family - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A farm family walking on sunshine - 24-hour, non-drowsy Claritin.

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1999

Dr. Edward Taub 'Balance Your Body, Balance Your Life' - Stop Dieting Now - 1999 TV Commercial

'Stop dieting now' - Dr. Edward Taub's book Balance Your Body, Balance Your Life.

:30
1999

Enamelon Toothpaste 'Second Chances Are Rare' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Second chances are rare - Enamelon toothpaste, a second chance for your teeth.

:30
1999

Gap 'Khaki A-Go-Go' - Dancers in Khakis - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Dancers go-go in khakis. Gap.

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1999

Gap 'Khaki Soul' - Dancers in Khakis - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Khaki soul - dancers in khakis. Gap.

:30
1999

Gap 'Khaki Country' - Line Dance to 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A khaki line dance to Crazy Little Thing Called Love. Gap, gap.com.

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1999

GCO Carpet Outlet 'Bag a Yellow Tag' Sale - Joliet (Chicago Area) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

GCO Carpet Outlet and Color Tile Outlet's 'Bag a Yellow Tag' sale - on Route 30 in Joliet near Target. A Chicago-area local spot.

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1999

GE Profile Performance Range 'Dad, I Usually Just Have Cereal' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A bridge burner and the TrueTemp oven - 'Dad, I usually just have cereal.' The GE Profile Performance range.

:30
1999

Green Giant Create a Meal! Oven Roasted - 'It's Time for a Real Meal' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Fish sticks again? It's time for a real meal - Green Giant Create a Meal! Oven Roasted.

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1999

Hook 'N Hang Direct Response $14.95 with Free Lint Magnet (60s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A direct-response pitch for Hook 'N Hang closet hangers, $14.95 with a free lint magnet. Call 1-800-437-4377. The first seconds of this airing carry some tape tracking noise.

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1999

Jerry Baker, America's Master Gardener - 'Spank the Trunks With a Newspaper' - 1999 TV Commercial

Jerry Baker, America's Master Gardener, on planting trees - 'spank the trunks with a newspaper.' 1-800-717-8740.

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1999

Just For Men 'So Natural Even Your Barber Can't Tell' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

In the barber's chair: Just For Men hair color, so natural even your barber can't tell.

:30
1999

Just For Men 'So Natural Even She Can't Tell' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Just For Men hair color - so natural even she can't tell.

:30
1999

KitchenAid Dishwasher - 'Made for the Way It Whispers' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A KitchenAid dishwasher made for the way it whispers - the number one selling premium dishwasher.

:30
1999

Kodak Professional Portraits - 'They Grow Up So Fast... Stop Time' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

They grow up so fast - stop time with a professional portrait. Kodak: take pictures. Further.

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1999

Lens Express with Lynda Carter 'Look Closely' Contact Lenses (60s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Lynda Carter for Lens Express: 'Look closely - can you tell the difference between these two contact lenses?' Up to 50% less, delivered to your front door. Free catalog, 1-800-307-LENS.

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1999

Lever 2000 'All Your 2000 Parts' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

The touchable clean — deodorant strength plus moisturizers for all your 2,000 parts.

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1999

Mailboxes Etc. 'Smallest Business on the Super Bowl' (1999)

Jeremy's Micro Batch Ice Creams — a real small business given a Super Bowl spot.

:30
1999

Advil Liquid Gels Launch - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999)

The first fast-acting liquid-filled capsule — stronger and faster on tough pain.

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1999

Maalox Quick Dissolve 'Shabam' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A whole new kind of calcium antacid — it dissolves in your mouth, just like shabam.

:30
1999

Tylenol Arthritis Extended Relief Barber - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A barber's trusted hands aren't slowed by arthritis — lasts twice as long as aspirin.

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1999

Children's Motrin 'Look Who's Up - Hi Mom' - Today's Choice for High Fever - 1999 TV Commercial

A fever night - 'look who's up, hi Mom.' Children's Motrin, today's choice for high fever.

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1999

Cold-Eeze 'It Starts With a Tickle or a Sneeze' - There Is No Substitute - 1999 TV Commercial

It starts with a tickle or a sneeze - Cold-Eeze, clinically proven. There is no substitute.

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1999

NicoDerm CQ 'Hundreds and Hundreds of Thousands of Smokers' - 3 Steps to Quit - 1999 TV Commercial

Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of smokers have quit with NicoDerm CQ - three steps, no prescription, the power to help you quit.

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1999

Motrin IB 'Motrin IB Spoken Here' - Elementary School Teachers - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Elementary school teachers pick Motrin IB over Advil for headaches - Motrin IB spoken here.

:30
1999

Menards 'Big Money at Menards' - Edsal Shelving $9.99, Rubbermaid Boxes - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Big money at Menards: an Edsal 5-shelf unit for $9.99 after rebate, Rubbermaid boxes $2.49 and Roughneck totes $3.99 at Chicagoland Menards.

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1999

Menards - Lucite Paint $4.98, Crane Sink $39.99 - 31 Chicagoland Locations - 1999 TV Commercial

Lucite paint from $4.98, a Crane sink for $39.99, toilets for $49 - at 31 Chicagoland Menards locations.

:30
1999

Men's Wearhouse 'Business Mondays to Casual Fridays' - I Guarantee It - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

George Zimmer: from business Mondays to casual Fridays - you're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.

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1999

Moen PureTouch Faucet Filter - Water Pitcher and the Dog (15s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A man with a water-filter pitcher at the kitchen table - the Moen PureTouch filtering faucet does it right at the tap.

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1999

Moen PureTouch Faucet Filter - Hauling the Water Jug Upstairs (15s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A woman hauls a water jug up the stairs - the Moen PureTouch filtering faucet puts filtered water right at the tap. A second version of the spot that aired earlier the same day.

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1999

Mycelex-3 - 'My Choice, My Cure' - Works as Well as Monistat, Costs Less (15s) - 1999 TV Commercial

"Maybe there are worse things, but when you get a yeast infection, you can't think of any, till you see how much it costs to cure it." A woman explains she relies on Mycelex-3: it works just as well as Monistat but costs less. My choice, my cure, is Mycelex.

Mycelex not on YouTube yet
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1999

Nature's Resource Ginkgo Biloba 'Follow the Knowledge' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A ladybug and a butterfly: Nature's Resource Ginkgo Biloba - follow the knowledge.

:30
1999

Nicorette Mint Launch 'A New Weapon - Mint' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A new weapon against cigarettes - new Nicorette Mint.

:30
1999

Nicotrol Inhaler Quit Smoking - Convertible Couple (60s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A couple in a convertible and the Nicotrol Inhaler with the Pathways to Change program - a $5 coupon, 1-800-262-6520.

:60
1999

Oil of Olay Moisturizing Body Wash 'Give Up Your Soap for a Week' (15s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Give up your soap for a week - Oil of Olay Moisturizing Body Wash.

:15
1999

Old Navy Drawstring Shorts for the Whole Family - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Drawstring shorts for the whole family at Old Navy.

:30
1999

Paul Mitchell John Paul DeJoria 'Got a Problem? See Your Hair Stylist' (15s) - 1999 TV Commercial

John Paul DeJoria for Paul Mitchell: got a problem? See your hair stylist.

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1999

Paul Mitchell - John Paul DeJoria, 'Got a Problem? See Your Hairstylist' - 1999 TV Commercial

Got a problem? See your hairstylist. Want a solution? Paul Mitchell - with John Paul DeJoria. The full 30-second version.

:30
1999

Penalli Fountain Pen 'Iridium Tip Nib' $19.95 (60s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A direct-response offer for the Penalli fountain pen with an iridium-tipped nib, $19.95. Call 1-800-499-5522.

:60
1999

Pillsbury Grands! Biscuits - Doughboy Pumps Up the Can - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

The Pillsbury Doughboy pumps up a can of Grands! biscuits - plus new Golden Wheat and Golden Corn.

:30
1999

Pillsbury Homestyle Loaf 'In the Dairy Case' (15s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

New Pillsbury Homestyle Loaf - in the dairy case.

:15
1999

Pillsbury Grands! Cinnamon Rolls 'Avoid Things Like Alarm Clocks' (15s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Avoid things like alarm clocks - Pillsbury Grands! Cinnamon Rolls. They're not just big, they're Grands.

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1999

Prilosec Caricatures 'Frequent Heartburn… 24 Hours' (45s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Caricatures with frequent heartburn - Prilosec, 24-hour relief. Call 1-877-4-PRILOSEC.

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1999

Progresso Chicken Noodle 'Hey Baxter' 50th Anniversary 'Blue Is Better' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

'Hey Baxter' - Progresso Chicken Noodle versus condensed soup, with the 50th Anniversary 'Blue Is Better' sweepstakes.

:30
1999

Revlon New Every Lash Mascara - 'Make Every Single Lash Count' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Make every single lash count - new Every Lash mascara from Revlon.

:30
1999

Revlon Age Defying Makeup & Concealer Compact - 'Don't Lie About Your Age. Defy It.' (1999)

Don't lie about your age - defy it. Revlon Age Defying makeup and concealer compact.

:30
1999

Revlon MoistureStay Lip Color - 'Hate Moisture Lipsticks That Disappear? Kiss Them Goodbye' (1999)

Hate moisture lipsticks that disappear? Kiss them goodbye - Revlon MoistureStay lip color.

:30
1999

Revlon ColorStay Compact Makeup - 'A Model With a Womanly Body?' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

'A model with a womanly body? That made me a first.' Revlon ColorStay compact makeup won't rub off.

:30
1999

Revlon New Complexion Even Out Makeup - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

New Complexion Even Out makeup from Revlon.

:30
1999

Revlon Super Lustrous Hair Color - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Super Lustrous hair color from Revlon.

:30
1999

Scrubbing Bubbles New Shower Shine 'Forecast for Your Shower: Mostly Cloudy' - 1999 TV Commercial

The forecast for your shower: mostly cloudy - new Scrubbing Bubbles Shower Shine versus Clean Shower and Tilex.

:30
1999

Craftsman RoboGrip Pliers with Bob Vila - 2-Minute Ad (1999)

Bob Vila's full two-minute direct-response pitch for the best-selling single tool in Sears history — 3-pack for $49.99, guaranteed forever.

:119
1999

Sears 'Come See the Softer Side' - $19.99 Pants - Sale Ends April 3rd - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Some cute little numbers - and the price. Come see the softer side of Sears; sale ends April 3rd.

:30
1999

Sears Softer Side - All Skirts 25% Off - 'We Wouldn't Want You to Go Topless' (15s) (1999)

All skirts 25% off - we wouldn't want you to go topless. Come see the softer side of Sears.

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1999

Sears Softer Side - All Dresses 20% Off - 'In Case You Didn't Marry for Money' (15s) (1999)

All dresses 20% off - in case you didn't marry for money. Sale ends April 3rd at Sears.

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1999

Sears Softer Side - All Skirts 25% Off, Dresses 20% Off (30s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

All skirts 25% off and dresses 20% off - in case you didn't marry for money. Come see the softer side of Sears.

:30
1999

Seattle Sutton's Healthy Eating Testimonials - 1-800-442-DIET - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Customers of Seattle Sutton's Healthy Eating - 'I knew I was too heavy.' Call 1-800-442-DIET.

:30
1999

Selsun Blue Picnic - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999)

The number-one-doctor-recommended lineup crashes a hillside picnic.

:18
1999

Serta - The Dream With Cornelius From 'Planet of the Apes' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

A dream about drinks with your high school sweetheart and Cornelius from Planet of the Apes - Serta, the world's best mattress.

:30
1999

Ultima II Glowtion Skin Brightening Moisturizer - 'At 48 Years Old' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Ultima II Glowtion skin brightening moisturizer - 'at 48 years old... thank you very much, Ultima.'

:30
1999

Visine Tears 'Imagine a World Without Moisture' - Gets the Dry Out - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

'Imagine a world without moisture...' Visine Tears gets the dry out.

:30
1999

Visine Tears 'This Is How the World Feels When You Have Dry Eyes' (15s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

This is how the world feels when you have dry eyes - Visine Tears gets the dry out. The 15-second edit.

:15
1999

Zales Valentine's Diamond Heart Pendants 1/2 Carat $199 (15s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

Valentine's diamond heart pendants, half carat for $199, at Zales - zales.com.

:15
2000

1-800-DENTIST - 'Your Dental Destiny' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

We'll motivate you to see a dentist - your dental destiny. 1-800-DENTIST.

:30
2000

Abforce with Stuntwoman Mary Beth Hoyt (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Hi, Mary Beth Hoyt here' - a stuntwoman and mother of two pitches the Abforce ab machine for only $19.99, with a knee-support bonus. 1-800-313-6868.

:60
2000

Acuvue 2 'The Contact Lens Reinvented' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Johnson & Johnson's Acuvue 2 launch — 'the first with contour intelligent design, so natural it feels like you're wearing nothing at all.'

:31
2000

Acuvue 2 'Seurat - 20/20 Vision Was Perfect' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A Seurat painting and 20/20 vision - Acuvue 2 contact lenses: advancing the science of sight.

:15
2000

Acuvue 2 'Advancing the Science of Sight' - Seurat, 20/20 to 20/15 (30s) - 2000 TV Commercial

A Seurat painting, and 20/20 vision that wasn't perfect after all - seven out of ten see better than 20/20 with Acuvue 2. Advancing the science of sight.

:30
2000

Advil Arthritis Gardener 'Stronger Than Pain' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Nothing's been proven stronger on arthritis pain - Advil. Stronger than pain.

:15
2000

Advil Migraine - Woman in a Storm Field (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Migraine relief - a woman in a field under a gathering storm. Advil Migraine.

:15
2000

Advil Cold & Sinus - The Flight Attendant, 'Advil Power Plus a Decongestant' (15s) (2000)

A flight attendant with a cold - Advil power plus a decongestant. Advil Cold & Sinus.

:15
2000

AeroBed 'Extra Bed in a Minute' by Imaginair - 3 Payments of $33 (2 min) - 2000 TV Commercial

An extra bed in a minute - the AeroBed from Imaginair of Wauconda, Illinois, three payments of $33. 1-800-897-6699.

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2000

Afrin No-Drip Nasal Spray - Nose People on the 7:53 AM Subway - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Congested commuters with oversized noses crowd a subway train at 7:53 AM in this spot for Afrin No-Drip nasal spray.

Afrin not on YouTube yet
:30
2000

Aleve - 'Thanks for Making Aleve' - Dancing All Night + Cold & Sinus - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A woman thanks Aleve after knee surgery and trouble walking: pain relievers like Tylenol 'quit after a few hours,' but within a week of Aleve she was 'dancing all night like I hadn't done in years.' 'Just two Aleve can stop pain all day. It would take eight Tylenol to do that.' The spot ends with the new Aleve Cold & Sinus: 'All day strong, all day long.'

:30
2000

Alka-Seltzer Plus Cherry Burst & Orange Zest - 'Two Great New Ways to Break Up Your Cold' (2000)

Two great new ways to break up your cold - Alka-Seltzer Plus Cherry Burst and Orange Zest.

:15
2000

Alka-Seltzer Heartburn Relief - 'I Know Just What You Need' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Oh, heartburn. I know just what you need.' New Alka-Seltzer Heartburn Relief, in a cool lemon-lime taste, is pitched as working faster than a rival and the leading prescription. Fine print: use only as directed.

:15
2000

Allstate - An Agent Explains Why a Teenager Shouldn't Have a Super Fast Car - 2000 TV Commercial

An Allstate agent considers insuring a teenager's fast car: "The statistics don't lie. It's just not good for a teenager to have one of these super fast cars. If I help put that kid behind the wheel of that car, who am I protecting?" The spot ends on "You're in good hands with Allstate."

:29
2000

America's Best '2 Pairs $59.99' School Bus - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'You wear glasses? You get the lowest price in sight?' Two complete pairs plus an eye exam for $59.99 — 1-800-2-PAIR.

:29
2000

America's Best SoftMed Contacts - 2 Six-Packs $59.99, 1-800-TWO-PAIR - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

America's Best: SoftMed contacts, two six-packs for $59.99 with an eye exam. 1-800-TWO-PAIR.

:30
2000

Ameritrade - 'Email Alert' Airport Spot - $500 Cash Account and Free Airline Tickets (60s) (2000)

A 60-second airport spot about staying connected to the market: "Email alert from Ameritrade. I tell them what stocks are on track. They tell me when things happen," on a cell phone, pager, PDA or computer, plus free research. The offer: open a $500 cash account for two free airline tickets with a seven-night hotel stay and ten free trades.

:59
2000

Aquafresh Whole Mouth Paste - 'We Quit Using Toothpaste' (Chicago, Illinois) - 2002 TV Commercial

'We quit using toothpaste' - a Chicago family switches to Aquafresh whole mouth paste.

:30
2000

Bank of America Investment Services - Boy Over Trading-Floor Footage - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A 30-second Bank of America Investment Services spot: a boy in a white shirt appears over stock-exchange and trading-floor footage and crowds, ending on the Bank of America logo card.

:30
2000

Bariatric Treatment Centers - The School Play, 'Melanie E. Lost 222 lbs' (60s) - 2000 TV Commercial

A mom at her child's school play - Bariatric Treatment Centers, 1-800-742-3000.

:60
2000

Bayer Aspirin 'What Would You Do if Someone You Loved Had a Heart Attack?' (15s) (2000)

What would you do if someone you loved had a heart attack? Bayer aspirin.

:15
2000

Bayer Genuine Aspirin Gelcaps - 'Take It for Pain. Take It for Life.' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Also try Genuine Bayer Gelcaps - the only gelcap that can help save your life.' A 30-second Bayer aspirin spot that closes on 'Take it for pain. Take it for life.'

:30
2000

Beano - 'I Prefer Using Natural Ingredients' - Natural Food Enzyme - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A cook says she prefers natural ingredients, which is why she takes Beano. Beano helps prevent gas from problem foods with a natural food enzyme; it's not a drug.

Beano not on YouTube yet
:15
2000

BestQuote Term Life Insurance - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Late-night direct-response spot for the BestQuote life-insurance quote service.

:90
2000

Bioré Pore Strips 'Just Because You Can't See It…' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there - Bioré pore strips.

:15
2000

Bissell ProHeat and Little Green ProHeat - 'We Mean Clean' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Buying a carpet deep cleaner can be confusing.' Bissell presents the ProHeat, 'the only upright deep cleaner with a built-in heater,' which heats tap water up to 25 degrees hotter, then introduces the portable Little Green ProHeat. 'Bissell, we mean clean.'

:30
2000

Black & Decker RTX 'World's Most Powerful Rotary Tool' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The Black & Decker RTX - 'the world's most powerful rotary tool.'

:15
2000

Black & Decker VersaPak - 'I'm a Regular Workaholic' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

I'm a regular workaholic - the Black & Decker VersaPak battery system.

:15
2000

Black & Decker FireStorm - The Only Cordless Saw With a Sightline Window (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

I'm the only cordless saw with a sightline window - the Black & Decker FireStorm.

:15
2000

Black & Decker The New DustBuster - 'I Am No Longer a Vacuum' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

I am no longer a vacuum - the new DustBuster, built by Black & Decker.

:15
2000

Blue Cross Blue Shield of Illinois 'Alternative Health Plan' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'You either spend a fortune for health insurance or you go without... is there any other alternative?' BCBS Illinois pitches its budget Alternative Health Plan, 1-800-926-7600.

:60
2000

Bolla Pinot Grigio 'Family Is Whoever's Around the Dinner Table' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Family is whoever's around the dinner table - Bolla Pinot Grigio. Open up.

:15
2000

Bolla 'Kiss Like You Mean It… Open Up' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Kiss like you mean it - Bolla. Open up.

:15
2000

Bounce ColorSmart Dryer Sheets - 'The Start of Something Fresh' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Introducing a colorful new spin on freshness.' New Bounce ColorSmart dryer sheets pull away the color-dulling minerals left by rinse water, helping keep colors fresh and bright. 'Color. Paint it.'

:30
2000

Bowflex - 'It's Decision Time' - Testimonials - $33 a Month (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Are you going to get that body in shape or just let it slide?' Bowflex users share results - over 60 health-club-quality exercises in one machine. Call for a free video and brochure or visit bowflexdirect.com; no money down and payments as low as $33 per month.

:60
2000

Burlington Coat Factory - Baby Depot Memorial Day Sale - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A Burlington Coat Factory spot for its Baby Depot Memorial Day sale.

:29
2000

Carrier Comfort Heat - 'About the Same Electricity a 100-Watt Bulb Uses' (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

Custom-made indoor weather - Carrier Comfort Heat uses about the same electricity as a 100-watt bulb. 1-800-4-CARRIER.

:15
2000

New Centrum Focused Formulas - Heart, Bone, Prostate - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

New Centrum Focused Formulas - vitamins for your heart, bones and prostate.

:30
2000

Cheer With Color-Safe Bleach Alternative - 'Life Is What Happens Outside the Laundry Room' (2000)

Life is what happens outside the laundry room - Cheer with a color-safe bleach alternative.

:30
2000

Chili's Ranch Hand Filet - 'For Men and Women Who Ride the Range' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Chili's Ranch Hand Filet, flame grilled and served with Awesome Blossom strings - 'made for men and women who ride the range, or who are just tired of cooking on one.'

:15
2000

Clairol Nice 'n Easy With Debra Messing (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Debra Messing for Clairol Nice 'n Easy hair color.

:15
2000

Claritin 'After Midnight' - One Tiny Claritin (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

After midnight - one tiny Claritin.

:15
2000

Clorox 'Rain Clean' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Clorox Bleach Rain Clean scent spot from February 2000.

:16
2000

Clorox 2 Color Safe Bleach 'I'm the Best Bleach' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

I'm the best bleach - Clorox 2 color-safe bleach.

:15
2000

Clorox FreshCare At-Home Dry Cleaning - 'Smoker in Tonight's Carpool' (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

A smoker in tonight's carpool and a blazer that smells like an ashtray - Clorox FreshCare at-home dry cleaning.

:15
2000

Conair Cord Keeper Dryer - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'If you hate cords tripping you up' — the retractable-cord hair dryer, 'the one to wind up with.'

:10
2000

Interplak Dental Water Jet by Conair 'The Power of Rushing Water' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'The power of rushing water...' The Interplak Dental Water Jet by Conair - the power behind the clean.

:15
2000

Conair Cord Keepers Hair Dryers 'The Ones to Wind Up With' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'If you hate cords tripping you up, you'll love the Conair Cord Keepers' - retractable-cord hair dryers, the ones to wind up with.

:15
2000

Conseco Direct Life 'Pocket Change' Long-Form Spot (2000)

A 2.5-minute overnight direct-response spot for Conseco Direct Life insurance.

:120
2000

CoverGirl Triple Lipstick - 'Take One Great Lipstick and Multiply' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Take one great lipstick and multiply - CoverGirl Triple Lipstick with SPF 15.

:30
2000

Craftmatic Model II Adjustable Bed 'Up to 56% Less' (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The Craftmatic Model II adjustable bed - up to 56% less. 1-800-431-9797.

:60
2000

Craftmatic Model II Adjustable Bed - Up to 56% Less (30s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The Craftmatic Model II adjustable bed for up to 56% less. 1-800-352-7171.

:30
2000

Craftmatic Adjustable Bed - $200 Rebate (60s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The Craftmatic adjustable bed with a $200 rebate. 1-800-641-1919.

:60
2000

Crest Extra Whitening 'Open Up and Smile' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Open up and smile - Crest Extra Whitening.

:30
2000

Degree Invisible Solid 'Cabaret' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Cabaret performers put Degree Invisible Solid through a hot show — 'no white marks. Nothing. Flawless performance.'

:15
2000

Depend - Diner Waitress Takes Control - Absorb-Lock and Cleansing Cloths - 2000 TV Commercial

A feisty waitress in a diner says her generation does not take anything lying down and that she took control with Depend, the only one with Absorb-Lock, which locks in wetness. The spot also pitches Depend cleansing cloths.

Depend not on YouTube yet
:30
2000

Contour Leg Pillow $14.95 with a Free Contour Pillow (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The Contour Leg Pillow for $14.95, with a free Contour Pillow - call 1-800-876-9559. The 60-second version.

:60
2000

The Blaster Gutter Cleaner - 'Keep Your Feet on the Ground' - $19.95 (120s) - 2000 TV Commercial

Is this how you clean your gutters? Keep your feet on the ground with The Blaster, just $19.95. 1-800-626-8855.

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2000

IGIA Epil-Stop & Spray Hair Removal - Free Roll-On and Robe (60s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

IGIA Epil-Stop & Spray hair removal for $29.95 - with a free roll-on and terry robe.

:60
2000

Avacor Hair Regrowth with Daytona 500 Winner Derrike Cope - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Daytona 500 winner Derrike Cope on the Avacor hair regrowth system. 800-203-2348.

:30
2000

Discovery.com Store - Holiday Gifts for Him, Her and Kids - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Where can you find the most interesting gifts this holiday?' Come to discovery.com and click on Store - telescopes and stargazing tools, gifts for him, for her or for kids. Give the gift of discovery.

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2000

Discovery Channel Store - 'A Voyage of Discovery' - Explorer's Diary - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

An explorer's diary - 'Time is running out, but we must press on. Our objective remains clear: a voyage of discovery.' Then the pitch: this holiday season, forget the big expedition and explore the Discovery Channel Store on land or online. Give the gift of discovery.

:30
2000

Dove Maximum Strength Antiperspirant - 'Diane Weber' Testimonial - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A real-woman testimonial for Dove Maximum Strength antiperspirant.

:30
2000

Dove Nutrium Age Defying Body Wash - 'Look the Age I Feel Inside' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Look the age I feel inside - Dove Nutrium Age Defying Body Wash.

:15
2000

Downy Wrinkle Releaser 'Casual Press for Casual Dress' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Downy Wrinkle Releaser - casual press for casual dress.

:30
2000

Downy Enhancer for Casual Clothes - Less Ironing - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Downy Enhancer for casual clothes - keeps them looking newer, with less ironing.

:30
2000

Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel 'Next Stop New Orleans' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A marching band tests Dr. Scholl's massaging gel insoles — 'it's like a spring... treat yourself right.'

:15
2000

Dr. Scholl's Advantage Work Insoles - 'This Rebar Is Bouncy Stuff' (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

Construction workers on Dr. Scholl's Advantage Work insoles - 'this rebar is bouncy stuff.'

:15
2000

Dr. Scholl's Dynastep Sport Insert - San Diego Testimonials - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A Dr. Scholl's spot for the Dynastep Sport Insert with testimonials from San Diego.

:30
2000

Empire Carpet Christmas Carolers - Half-Price Sale, No Payments Till 2002 (Chicago) (2000)

Carolers sing the jingle - half-price sale and no payments until January 2002. 588-2300, Empire!

:30
2000

Ensure - 'People Who Seem Alike Can Have Different Nutritional Needs' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

People who seem alike can have different nutritional needs - Ensure High Calcium, High Protein, Ensure Plus and new nutrition and energy bars. Ensure: to your health.

:30
2000

Ethan Allen - 'Live Your Dream Today' - 9.99% APR Finance Plan - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Live your dream today. With a simple finance plan, only at Ethan Allen.' A furniture-store spot built around a 9.99% APR financing offer.

:30
2000

Eureka Whirlwind - 'World's First' Self-Propelled Bagless Cyclonic Vacuum (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

The Eureka Whirlwind - the world's first self-propelled bagless cyclonic vacuum. 1-888-633-7384.

:15
2000

Fa Body Wash 'The Freshness Stays With You' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Fa body wash - the freshness stays with you.

:15
2000

Fiber Choice - Chewable Fiber Tablets - No Spoon, No Water (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'If you think this is the only way to take fiber, we'd like to reverse your thinking.' Fiber Choice is a chewable fiber: no spoon, no powder, no water, no glass - just chew two tasty tablets a day. Call 1-800-211-7383 for 10 free tablets, 'a whole roll free,' plus information and a coupon.

:60
2000

Fidelity Investments - Mr. Foley Retires to Teach - 1-800-FIDELITY - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A financial adviser tells how he worked with a client, Mr. Foley, to restructure a substantial portfolio so he could retire and become a teacher. Fidelity closes with "To invest, call, click or visit Fidelity."

Fidelity not on YouTube yet
:30
2000

Nabisco Fig Newtons - The Quieter Cookie (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Fig Newtons - the quieter cookie. Nabisco.

:15
2000

Fixodent - 'Why Don't You Use an Adhesive?' - Better Fit - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Denture wearers explain why they don't use an adhesive ('I don't need it. My dentures fit fine, thanks'), then try Fixodent: 'It makes them feel a lot more natural. I just plain forget I have them.' Fixodent 'gives even the best-fitting dentures a better fit.' 'Fixodent. And forget it.'

:30
2000

Fred Meyer Jewelers 'Diamond Fashion Ring $199' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Music only: a woman in red and a one-carat total weight diamond fashion ring for $199 - Fred Meyer Jewelers, Littman and Barclay.

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2000

Fred Meyer Jewelers - 1 1/2 Carat Diamond Solitaire $5,499 - Candlelit Dinner (15s) (2000)

A candlelit dinner and a 1 1/2-carat certified princess or brilliant diamond solitaire for $5,499 at Fred Meyer, Littman and Barclay Jewelers.

:15
2000

Garden Claw Gold - Home Depot, Ace, True Value, Do It Best - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The Garden Claw Gold - at Home Depot, Ace, True Value and Do It Best.

:30
2000

GE Reveal Light Bulb - The Babies - Clean, Pure Light (30s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Babies under clean, pure light - the GE Reveal bulb. GE: we bring good things to life.

:30
2000

GEICO Direct - Diner Man 'I Didn't Want Mail' - 1-800-710-7747 - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A man in a diner explains he didn't want mail; GEICO Direct says don't sacrifice service to save money. Call 1-800-710-7747.

:15
2000

GEICO Direct - Call Center Staff, 'We Work 24 Hours a Day' - 1-800-710-7747 - 2000 TV Commercial

GEICO Direct shows headset-wearing call center staff who work 24 hours a day and are equipped for the job. Call 1-800-710-7747.

:15
2000

Total Cereal - Stocking the Dairy Case - Now With 100% Calcium - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A kid stacks Total boxes in the dairy case: 'Son, the cereal aisle is over there.' 'Yeah, but now this is where Total deserves to be.' Total is 'the only food with 100% of the daily value of calcium' - 'like downing three glasses of milk at once.'

:30
2000

Glade PlugIns Scented Oil Launch - 'It Doesn't Fade… Plug It In' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

New Glade PlugIns Scented Oil - it doesn't fade. Plug it in.

:30
2000

Behr Premium Plus at The Home Depot 'Help Dad Paint the House… Sucker' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Behr Premium Plus paint at The Home Depot - and a neighbor roped into helping Dad paint the house. Sucker.

:30
2000

Home Depot Premium Cut Lumber - 'Fewer Gouges and Knots' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Premium Cut lumber at The Home Depot - fewer gouges and knots.

:30
2000

Home Depot Forklift - 'Think of Them as Your Volume Discount' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The sound of forklifts at The Home Depot - think of them as your volume discount.

:30
2000

IKEA 'Make Room for Living' Hide and Seek - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Ready or not, here I come' — a hide-and-seek game reveals a home with no hiding places, solved at IKEA's Make Room for Living event.

:31
2000

Imitrex 'Diagnosis: Migraine' (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Diagnosis: migraine.' Target your total migraine with Imitrex. Call 1-800-IMITREX. An early-2000s prescription drug ad in the long 60-second format.

:60
2000

Imodium Gas Aid - Maximum Strength - 'Restore Yourself' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

"New from the makers of Imodium, a fast, effective way to relieve the discomfort of stress. Introducing Gas Aid." The 15-second spot closes with "Restore yourself with new Gas Aid from the makers of Imodium."

Imodium not on YouTube yet
:15
2000

Invisalign 'I Got Braces at Age 45' - 1-800-INVISIBLE - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'I got braces at age 45' - Invisalign clear aligners. 1-800-INVISIBLE.

:30
2000

Invisalign 'Hey Josh, Looks Like You Got Braces Too' - Classroom - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Hey Josh, looks like you got braces too' - invisible Invisalign aligners in the classroom. 1-800-INVISIBLE.

:30
2000

Osco Drug 'No Regrets Guarantee' Cosmetics - Maybelline, L'Oréal, Clairol - 2000 TV Commercial

The Osco Drug No Regrets Guarantee on cosmetics - Maybelline, L'Oréal and Clairol. A Chicago-area commercial.

:30
2000

Jewel Weekly Ad - NY Strip $1.99, Coke 3 for $8 - Fresh to Your Family (Chicago) (2000)

New York strip for $1.99 a pound, Jewel orange juice, and three 12-packs of Coke for $8 - Jewel, fresh to your family.

:30
2000

The Jewelry Exchange Elmhurst 'Factory Direct' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial (Chicago)

'Buy factory direct' — the Elmhurst Jewelry Exchange with the factory in full view, comparing Tiffany's $5,000 bands to their $1,600 GVS quality.

:30
2000

The Jewelry Exchange Elmhurst 'Diamonds Direct' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial (Chicago)

The diamonds edit — thousands of GIA/EGL-certified stones imported direct, one-carat solitaires from $599, all made in their Elmhurst factory.

:30
2000

Band-Aid Advanced Healing 'Acts Like an Instant Scab' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

New Band-Aid Advanced Healing - acts like an instant scab.

:30
2000

Kay Jewelers Mother's Day - Diamond Bracelets From $99.95 (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

This Mother's Day, get mom diamonds from Kay Jewelers - diamond bracelets starting from $99.95.

:15
2000

Kellogg's Honey Frosted Mini-Wheats Bikers - 'You Don't Have to Choose Sides' - 2000 TV Commercial

Bikers and a bowl of Honey Frosted Mini-Wheats - you don't have to choose sides.

:30
2000

Kellogg's Nutri-Grain Bars - Late-for-Work Couple - 'Good Food to Go' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A couple running late for work grabs Kellogg's Nutri-Grain bars as good food to go.

:30
2000

Kleenex Cold Care 'Thank Goodness for Kleenex' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Kleenex Cold Care tissues - thank goodness for Kleenex.

:15
2000

The Bold Look of Kohler - 'Professional Driver. Closed Course.' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A woman races through her house to the shower - professional driver, closed course. The Bold Look of Kohler.

:15
2000

Kohler - 'Can You Live Without Art?' - Faucet - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Kohler asks "Can you live without art?" in a 15-second spot for its designer faucets.

Kohler not on YouTube yet
:15
2000

Kohl's 'Lowest Prices of the Season' - Starts Friday 8AM - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The lowest prices of the season at Kohl's - starts Friday at 8 AM, bonus buys through Monday.

:30
2000

Vision Correction Center at Lakeshore - LASIK $1500 Per Eye (2000, Chicago)

State-of-the-art LASIK for $1,500 an eye at Chicago's Vision Correction Center at Lakeshore — 'just like hundreds of pro athletes... believe it. Call now.' freedomtosee.com.

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2000

Lands' End 'My Personal Shopper' - Bird on a Boar, 'Not Everything Looks Good on You' (15s) (2000)

Not everything looks good on you - we'll help you find out what does. My Personal Shopper, the latest online shopping tool, only from LandsEnd.com.

:15
2000

Lands' End 'My Personal Shopper' - 'Prefer Wool? In Blue?' Sheep (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Prefer wool? In blue? We'll make a note of that. My Personal Shopper, only from LandsEnd.com.

:15
2000

Lens Express with Lynda Carter - Same Brand, 50% Less (30s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Lynda Carter (named on screen) asks, 'Can you tell the difference between these contact lenses?' Same brand, same prescription, but one cost 50% less and was delivered right to her home. Call 1-800-307-LENS for a free Lens Express catalog; brand-name contacts from Acuvue, Ciba Vision, Wesley Jessen and Bausch & Lomb are shown.

:30
2000

LensCrafters - Ray-Bans and Every Other Style Under the Sun - Holiday (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

This holiday season give the gift of style - Ray-Bans and every other style under the sun at LensCrafters.

:15
2000

LensCrafters - $99 Complete Pair Sale - Ends November 25th - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Great looking glasses for only $99, with hundreds of the latest styles, frames and lenses at LensCrafters. 'Hurry, sale ends November 25th.'

LensCrafters not on YouTube yet
:15
2000

Liquid-Plumr Foaming Pipe Snake (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Liquid-Plumr Foaming Pipe Snake clears clogs.

:15
2000

Listerine 'Don't Let a Good Mouth Go Bad' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Floss goes a long way, but Listerine is 'the one brand clinically proven to flow into the tiny spaces between teeth' — stand up to gum disease.

:30
2000

L'Oreal Casting ColorSpa - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'I found it — a truly gentle hair color.' No-ammonia Casting ColorSpa, 'because I'm worth it.'

:15
2000

L'Oréal Plénitude Advanced Revitalift (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

L'Oréal Plénitude Advanced Revitalift.

:15
2000

L'Oreal Colour Riche Lipcolour - 'It Hugs My Lips' - 48 Shades (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

It hugs my lips - L'Oreal Colour Riche, 48 shades, moisture packed. Because I'm worth it.

:15
2000

L'Oreal Excellence Creme - Permanent Hair Color - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A L'Oreal spot for Excellence Creme hair color, ending on the Excellence Creme pack card.

:13
2000

Lotrimin AF - Athlete's Foot - 'On Contact' - 'The Killer Cure' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A Lotrimin AF spot for athlete's foot treatment working on contact, billed as the killer cure.

:30
2000

Lowe's Bathrooms - Delta, Kohler, Moen, Jacuzzi - 'Improving Home Improvement' - 2000 TV Commercial

Delta, Kohler, Moen and Jacuzzi - redo the bathroom at Lowe's. Improving home improvement.

:30
2000

Lowe's Appliance Advantage - KitchenAid, Whirlpool, Maytag - 'Take It Today' (15s) (2000)

Appliance Advantage number 8 and number 29: take it today - KitchenAid, Whirlpool and Maytag at Lowe's.

:15
2000

LuxuryFinder.com 'Jewelry. Robes and Slippers. Cashmere. Caviar.' (15s, Alt Edit) (2000)

Jewelry, robes and slippers, cashmere, caviar - LuxuryFinder.com. A different edit of the 15-second spot.

:15
2000

LuxuryFinder.com 'Jewelry. Leather. Crystal. Cashmere.' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Jewelry, Trafalgar leather, Moser crystal, cashmere - shop the world's finest brands for the holidays at LuxuryFinder.com.

:15
2000

Mattress Giant Presidents' Day Sale - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Serta Perfect Sleeper queen sets at $599, 200 stores, free delivery over $499 — Mattress Giant's Presidents' Day sale with the 'ooh-ah' jingle.

:31
2000

Maxwell House Snowman 'Build Something That Will Last a Lifetime' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Build something that will last a lifetime - a snowman and Maxwell House.

:15
2000

Maybelline Express Makeup 3-in-1 with Sarah Michelle Gellar - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Sarah Michelle Gellar for Maybelline Express Makeup 3-in-1 - maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.

:30
2000

Maybelline Wear 'n Go Lipcolor with Sarah Michelle Gellar - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Sarah Michelle Gellar for Maybelline Wear 'n Go lipcolor - 36 shades, even wear. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.

:30
2000

Children's Motrin 'Fever Down Fast' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A feverish night, one dose, up to eight hours of relief — 'look who's up! Hi, Mom.' Children's Motrin, the number one choice of pediatricians and moms.

:30
2000

'Ask Your Doctor' Prescription Allergy Teaser - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The unbranded pharma teaser era — 'millions of allergy sufferers know something their doctors don't... your doctor can clear things up.' No product named; that was the law then.

:15
2000

Tylenol 'House Call' with Mike Rowe - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A pre-Dirty Jobs Mike Rowe hosts 'Tylenol House Call: information for healthy living' — the pseudo-news advertorial on pain-reliever choices that lands, naturally, on Tylenol.

:43
2000

Gaviscon - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Gaviscon antacid tablets spot — the smooth protective-barrier pitch.

:30
2000

Advil Arthritis Gardener - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A gardener keeps at it with a doctor's encouragement and Advil.

:30
2000

Sudafed 12 Hour 'Take It at the First Sign' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Sudafed 12 Hour - take it at the first sign.

:30
2000

Imodium A-D 'Restore Yourself' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Imodium A-D - restore yourself.

:30
2000

Ultra Strength BenGay - 'The Power You Want, the Relief You Need' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Ultra Strength BenGay - the power you want, the relief you need.

:30
2000

Aleve 'Works on Headaches Too' - Two Aleve vs. Eight Tylenol, Aleve Cold & Sinus (2000)

Aleve works on headaches too - two Aleve against eight Tylenol, plus new Aleve Cold & Sinus.

:30
2000

Celebrex Tai Chi Group (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A tai chi class and Celebrex for arthritis pain.

:15
2000

FiberCon 'Refreshingly Easier to Take' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

FiberCon fiber caplets - refreshingly easier to take.

:15
2000

Vicks NyQuil Counting Sheep - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Counting sheep - Vicks NyQuil.

:30
2000

Imitrex 'Diagnosis: Migraine' - 'When a Migraine Hits, My Day Is Shot' (60s) - 2000 TV Commercial

'I told my doctor when a migraine hits, my day is shot' - the Imitrex 'Diagnosis: Migraine' campaign, a carnival-family version.

:60
2000

Phillips' Milk of Magnesia 'The Comfortable Way' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Constipation's bad enough - Phillips' Milk of Magnesia, no stimulants. The comfortable way.

:15
2000

Compound W One Step Wart Remover (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Compound W One Step pads for warts.

:15
2000

Dermaplast First Aid Spray (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Dermaplast pain-relieving spray for cuts, scrapes and burns.

:15
2000

Desenex Max Construction Worker 'Cure It to the Max' (30s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A construction worker's athlete's foot - Desenex Max: cure it to the max.

:30
2000

Imodium Advanced 'Radio DJ' - Faster Relief You Can Count On (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A radio DJ and Imodium Advanced - faster relief you can count on.

:15
2000

Unisom SleepTabs 'Extra Sleep in Every Box' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Unisom SleepTabs - extra sleep in every box.

:15
2000

Paxil Social Anxiety Disorder 'Your Life Is Waiting' (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Social anxiety disorder - Paxil: your life is waiting.

:60
2000

Vagisil Creme 'Vitamins E, A and D' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Vagisil creme with vitamins E, A and D.

:15
2000

Clear NicoDerm CQ Launch - 'A New, More Private Way to Quit Smoking' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A new way to quit smoking - the clear NicoDerm CQ patch, a more private way to quit.

:30
2000

FungiCure 'The Finger and Toe Fungus Specialist' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

FungiCure anti-fungal liquid - the finger and toe fungus specialist. Non-oily, dries fast.

:15
2000

K-Y Silk-E 'The #1 Doctor-Recommended Brand' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

K-Y Silk-E with vitamin E - the number one doctor-recommended brand.

:15
2000

e.p.t. Pregnancy Test 'This Is a Real Person, Not an Actress' - Error Proof Test (2000)

This is a real person, not an actress - the e.p.t. pregnancy test, so accurate we call it the Error Proof Test.

:30
2000

Diurex 'The Bloat Medicine' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Diurex - the bloat medicine.

:15
2000

Alluna Sleep 'It Doesn't Make You Sleep, It Lets You Sleep' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Alluna Sleep herbal supplement - it doesn't make you sleep, it lets you sleep.

:30
2000

Nasonex 'A) B) C)' Clock Quiz - Approved for Children 3 and Up - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A clock-face quiz for Nasonex prescription nasal spray, now approved for children 3 and up.

:30
2000

Flovent (Fluticasone) Asthma 'Twice a Day, Every Day' (45s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Take the asthma control test - Flovent, twice a day, every day. 1-800-441-3545.

:45
2000

Imodium A-D 'Can Imodium Really Change Your Life?' - Restore Yourself - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Can Imodium really change your life? A bath, a Little League game, a hammock - Imodium A-D. Restore yourself.

:30
2000

Flonase - Multi-Symptom Allergy Relief - 'Ask Your Doctor' (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A doctor on multi-symptom allergies - Flonase, fluticasone propionate. 1-877-FLONASE.

:60
2000

Celebrex - 'Celebrate, Celebrate' - The Tai Chi Group (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Ann, Bill, Dave and Liz in a tai chi group celebrate - Celebrex for arthritis. 1-888-CELEBREX.

:60
2000

Vioxx with Dorothy Hamill - 'For Everyday Victories' (60s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Olympic champion Dorothy Hamill skates again with osteoarthritis - Vioxx, for everyday victories.

:60
2000

Serevent for COPD - Fred Reads to the Kids at the Library (60s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Fred reads to the kids at the library again - Serevent for COPD, with 10 tips and a $10 rebate.

:60
2000

Vicks DayQuil - 'Your Day Medicine' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Cold symptoms at work - Vicks DayQuil, your day medicine.

:30
2000

The Mended Hearts with Coach Dan Reeves - Cholesterol 'Game Plan' Playbook - 2002 TV Commercial

NFL coach Dan Reeves: set goals and make a game plan - a free cholesterol playbook from The Mended Hearts, 1-800-420-6622. Support provided by Merck.

:29
2000

Menards - Wallpaper & Area Rugs, Don't Pay Till Summer - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Save big money at Menards, 2000 edition — Imperial wallpaper from $5.88 a double roll, 5x8 rugs $29 after rebate, and the new superstore in Crystal Lake. First Menards ad on the channel!

:30
2000

Menards Hedstrom Swing Sets & Cardinal Glider - New Mt. Prospect Superstore - 2000 TV Commercial

Hedstrom swing sets and a Cardinal glider at Menards - and the new Mt. Prospect superstore at 740 E. Rand Rd., just north of Central, which opened March 9, 2000 (thanks to viewer @ReedBrunson). A Chicago-area commercial.

:30
2000

Men's Wearhouse 'Master Tailors' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'A tailor is to your suit as a good mechanic is to your car' — Men's Wearhouse on its master tailors, making you look as good as suits that cost a lot more.

:31
2000

Miracle-Ear Information Kit - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The long-running Miracle-Ear direct-response spot offering a free information kit.

:60
2000

The Money Store '1-800-LOAN-YES' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Are you buried in credit card bills?' The Money Store's home-equity pitch, months before First Union shut it down — 1-800-LOAN-YES.

:10
2000

Mylanta Nighttime Strength 'My Doctor Said Mylanta' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'You made it through another hectic day...' Introducing Mylanta Nighttime Strength, the strongest antacid you can get. My doctor said Mylanta.

:30
2000

Mylanta Supreme 'I Wanted to Take a Liquid… My Doctor Said Mylanta' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

I wanted to take a liquid - my doctor said Mylanta Supreme.

:30
2000

Nabisco SnackWell's Cookie Cakes - Chocolate Marshmallow - 'Want a Little Bite' - 2000 TV Commercial

A Nabisco SnackWell's spot for chocolate marshmallow cookie cakes asking 'Want a little bite?'

:30
2000

Neutrogena T/Gel 'Dandruff? Psoriasis? Scalp Dermatitis?' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Dandruff? Psoriasis? Scalp dermatitis? Neutrogena T/Gel, the brand dermatologists recommend most.

:15
2000

Neutrogena Hand Cream 'Developed in Norway for Arctic Fishermen' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Developed in Norway for Arctic fishermen - Neutrogena Norwegian Formula hand cream.

:15
2000

Nicorette Mint 'Is Nicorette Safe?' - Committed Quitters Program - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Is Nicorette safe? Nicorette Mint and the Committed Quitters program.

:30
2000

Nivea Visage Q10 Wrinkle Control Lotion (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Nivea Visage Q10 wrinkle control lotion.

:15
2000

Norelco Advantage - VMI Cadets Take the 21-Day Test - 'Put It to the Test' - 2000 TV Commercial

Virginia Military Institute cadets take the 21-day shave test - the Norelco Advantage. Put it to the test.

:30
2000

Norelco Quadra Action - St. Paul Saints Fans Take the 21-Day Test - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

St. Paul Saints fans at Midway Stadium take the 21-day test - the Norelco Quadra Action razor. Put it to the test.

:30
2000

Oral-B CrossAction Toothbrush - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The CrossAction launch — 'unique patented criss-cross bristles penetrate to lift out and sweep away more plaque.'

:15
2000

Pampers.com 'The Parenting Institute' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Sibling rivalry, nutrition issues, nap time, travel, shyness, backtalk and a million other questions' — log on to the Parenting Institute at Pampers.com, 'every step of the way.'

:33
2000

Payless ShoeSource Buy One, Get One Half Off - 'Doesn't It Feel Good?' (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

Buy one, get one half off at Payless ShoeSource - doesn't it feel good?

:15
2000

Payless ShoeSource Holiday Sale - Latest Styles Starting at $12.99 (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

The latest styles for whatever - Payless ShoeSource holiday sale, starting at $12.99.

:15
2000

Payless ShoeSource BOGO Half Off - Mules, Loafers - 'Sale Ends Monday' (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

Buy a pair of mules, get loafers half price - buy one, get one half off at Payless ShoeSource. Hurry, sale ends Monday.

:15
2000

Pearle Vision MicroThins Plus - Dr. Stanley Pearle, 50% Off Frames - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Dr. Stanley Pearle on MicroThins Plus lenses - and 50% off frames at Pearle Vision.

:30
2000

Pearle Vision 'In Every Face There Is a Portrait' - Use Your Vision Benefits by Dec 31 (2000)

In every face there is a portrait - use your vision benefits by December 31st at Pearle Vision. 1-800-YES-EYES.

:30
2000

People's Prescription Plan 'Attention Medicare HMO Members' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Attention, Medicare HMO members who will lose their coverage effective January 1, 2001' - a prescription discount plan for $7.95 a month. Call 1-800-603-1300.

:60
2000

Pillsbury Ready to Bake! Cookies - 'My Guys' - My Heart to Yours - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A mom bakes Pillsbury Ready to Bake! cookies for her guys - my heart to yours.

:30
2000

Pizza Hut 'The Edge Pizza Is Back' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The Edge Pizza is back at Pizza Hut - toppings all the way to the edge.

:15
2000

Planters - Penguins and the Climbers - 'Quit Hogging the Nuts' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Penguins and Antarctic climbers - quit hogging the nuts. Planters: relax, go nuts.

:15
2000

Pledge Grab-It Citrus (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Pledge Grab-It, now in citrus. S.C. Johnson.

:15
2000

Portillo's Home Kitchen Catering - The Office Bonus (Chicago) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Cater the office party from Portillo's Home Kitchen - 630-851-5151.

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2000

Reach Plaque Sweeper Between 'We Wrote the Book on Clean Teeth' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Reach Plaque Sweeper Between toothbrush - we wrote the book on clean teeth.

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2000

Red Lobster $12.99 - 'Go Overboard' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Go overboard at Red Lobster for $12.99.

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2000

Robitussin Honey Cough Drops - 'Real Honey, Real Relief' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'When you're coughing, your throat's raw.' Robitussin Honey Cough Drops combine 'the great taste of pure, soothing honey with an all-natural cough suppressant.' Real honey, real relief.

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2000

RoC Retinol Actif Pur 'Fine Lines Reduced by 86%' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Treat wrinkles like an expert would' - RoC Retinol Actif Pur: fine lines reduced by 86%. RoC - we keep our promises.

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2000

RoC Retinol Actif Pur Day SPF 15 'It's a New Dawn' - RoC From France - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

It's a new dawn - RoC Retinol Actif Pur Day SPF 15 visibly reduces wrinkles by 40% in 12 weeks. RoC from France - we keep our promises.

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2000

Schiff Move Free - 'Pain Free Has Changed Its Name to Move Free' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Schiff Pain Free has changed its name to Move Free - joint supplement.

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2000

Craftsman Lawn Mower at Sears 'Sideswiped Tree Trunk… Pink Flamingo' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A Craftsman mower takes on a tree trunk and a pink flamingo - only at Sears.

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2000

Sears Semi-Annual Lingerie Sale - Vanity Fair, Playtex, Van Raalte (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

The Sears semi-annual lingerie sale - Vanity Fair, Playtex, Van Raalte and Amanda Stewart.

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2000

Sears - Memorial Day Weekend Big Paint Sale - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A 15-second Sears spot for the Memorial Day weekend big paint sale, running through Monday.

:15
2000

Slim-Fast Cappuccino Delight - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Launch spot for the Cappuccino Delight shake flavor.

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2000

Slim-Fast Plan Testimonial - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A Slim-Fast Plan customer-testimonial spot from 2000.

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2000

Slim-Fast Plan 'Wake-Up Call' Testimonial - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A second Slim-Fast Plan testimonial from the same overnight — 'I lost over 50 pounds' and a new lease on life. Recovered from the tail of the Conseco long-form spot after a viewer report.

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2000

Slim-Fast Meal On-the-Go Bars - Chocolate Brownie 'Secret Fantasy' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A secret fantasy - Slim-Fast Meal On-the-Go chocolate brownie bars.

:30
2000

Stayfree 4-Wall Maxi With Wings - 'Superior Protection Against Leaks' (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

Stayfree 4-Wall Maxi pads with wings - superior protection against leaks.

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2000

Lean Cuisine 'Lunchtime Confessions' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'I had a banana and a stale doughnut.' 'Two words: drive-thru.' Lean Cuisine's better idea — roasted chicken with lemon pepper fettuccine.

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2000

Lean Cuisine 'Dinner Time Confessions' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Last night I had a bowl of cereal and six pickles.' 'A four-day-old burrito.' Lean Cuisine's herb-roasted chicken makes dinner something good.

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2000

Suave Herbal Care Hairspray vs. Clairol Herbal Essences - 'Don't You Look Smart' (2000)

If you can't tell the difference, why pay more? Suave Herbal Care hairspray versus Clairol Herbal Essences - Suave, don't you look smart.

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2000

Sudden Change Under-Eye 'Instant Wrinkle Smoother' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Look as my ugly bags and wrinkles disappear instantly' — Sudden Change under-eye serum.

:10
2000

Summer's Eve - 'Enjoy Being a Woman' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Enjoy being a woman - Summer's Eve.

:15
2000

Swiss Miss - 'Did You Know Your Daughter Had Your Laugh?' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Did you know your daughter had your laugh? Swiss Miss: make the moment sweeter.

:15
2000

Tempstar Furnaces - 'Heart and Soul' - Quality You Can Feel - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'Before your Tempstar tackles winter's worst, we've already added the two most important internal parts, heart and soul.' Tempstar high-efficiency furnaces are put through tough quality testing, with a heritage of quality that 'dates back more than 100 years.' 'Quality you can feel.'

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2000

Terry's Chocolate Raspberry 'Smashing Good Taste' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Terry's Chocolate Raspberry - smashing good taste.

:15
2000

Terry's Chocolate Orange Raspberry - 'Who Better Than Terry Thomas?' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'To introduce Terry's whack and unwrap chocolate raspberry, who better than that wacky British comedian Terry Thomas? Sadly, he's passed on. Oh well, not going to let that stop us.' A card on a red carpet reads 'Terry's presents Mr. Terry Thomas.' 'Terry's - smashing good taste.'

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2000

The Club Security Series 'If You Lock It… Club It. Don't Risk It.' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Locks for bikes, luggage and more - The Club Security Series. If you lock it, Club it. Don't risk it.

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2000

Tommy Hilfiger Women's Fashion - tommy.com - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Tommy Hilfiger women's fashion - tommy.com.

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2000

Tommy Hilfiger Men - Runway and Flag, tommy.com - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Tommy Hilfiger menswear - runway and flag. tommy.com.

:30
2000

Trident Advantage - 'Replenishes Calcium to Help Prevent Cavities' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Trident Advantage gum replenishes calcium to help prevent cavities.

:30
2000

Tylenol Arthritis Pain 'Mr. Moretti' Take Comfort in Our Strength - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'He worries about the arthritis in my hands...' Tylenol Arthritis Pain - take comfort in our strength. And now introducing Aflexa glucosamine.

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2000

Tylenol 'When Someone You Love Is Hospitalized' - Doctors and Hospitals Choose Tylenol (2000)

When you or someone you love is hospitalized, doctors and hospitals choose Tylenol. Take comfort in our strength.

:30
2000

Women's Tylenol Menstrual Relief - 'Poor Daddy, He's Totally Outnumbered' - 2000 TV Commercial

Poor Daddy, he's totally outnumbered - even the cat's a girl. Women's Tylenol Menstrual Relief.

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2000

Tylenol - 'Come Meet Your Little Brother' - Take Comfort in Our Strength - 2000 TV Commercial

A 15-second Tylenol spot built around a birth: "One of life's most joyful moments can also be one of its most painful. But take comfort in Tylenol, the pain reliever doctors and hospitals choose most." It ends on "Tylenol. Take comfort in our strength."

Tylenol not on YouTube yet
:15
2000

Value City Department Stores 'Extreme Deals' - Save an Extra 50% - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Extreme deals - save an extra 50%. Hey, it's your money, get more for it. Value City Department Stores.

:30
2000

Viagra - 'Ask Your Doctor If a Free Sample Is Right for You' - Man, Dog and Briefcase (2000)

A man, his dog and a briefcase - ask your doctor if a free sample of Viagra is right for you.

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2000

Pfizer Viagra - 'Who's Asking About Viagra?' - Free Trial Offer - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A Pfizer Viagra spot built around the question 'Who's asking about Viagra?' with a free trial offer.

:30
2000

Victoria's Secret - 'Body by Victoria' Body Flex Bra - 'Brought to You By' - 2000 TV Commercial

A Victoria's Secret 'Body by Victoria' Body Flex bra spot, shown as a 'brought to you by' billboard.

:37
2000

Walgreens 'It's the Little Things That Make Christmas Christmas' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

'It's the little things that make Christmas Christmas' - a GE cordless phone for $19.99, a BellSouth two-way pager, a Protege organizer, a VCR Co-Pilot and a free Disney ornament with Energizer. Walgreens, making Christmas merrier.

:30
2000

Wal-Mart - Teens Shop Winter Clothes - 'Lots of Colors in the Winter' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Friends shop Wal-Mart for winter clothes - sweaters, pants, scarves, hats and gloves in one cart - 'I can actually get a whole outfit, even with shoes, for a great price.'

:30
2000

Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich - 'Bologna? Or Bologna with Cheese?' (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

'Looking for something with some zip? Bologna? Or bologna with cheese?' Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich, with its fiery blend of peppers and spices, satisfies that crave.

:15
2000

Windex Outdoor from S.C. Johnson - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Windex Outdoor - a hose-end window cleaner from S.C. Johnson, a family company.

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2000

Wine.com - 'What Are We Gonna Get Your Parents' - The Best of Wine - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

In bed, a man runs down the holiday gift list - parents, the Steinbrooks, great-uncle Birch - and the answer is always a bottle of wine. At Wine.com, experts make it easy to find the perfect gift for everyone on your list. The best of wine.

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2000

Wolverine Boots with DuraShocks - 'Works Anywhere' (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

Wolverine boots with DuraShocks - works anywhere.

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2000

Wound Care Centers of Greater Chicagoland - Diabetic Foot Sores, 1-800-991-HEAL - 2000 TV Commercial

A diabetic foot sore that won't heal - the Wound Care Centers of Greater Chicagoland (Curative). 1-800-991-HEAL.

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2000

Zales Holiday Keepsake Music Box - Chocolate Bells and Diamond Heart (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial

The Zales Holiday Keepsake Music Box, filled with chocolate bells and a diamond heart, for just $99. 'No need to check twice. It's on our list.' At Zales stores nationwide or Zales.com.

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2000

Zales - Five-Carat Diamond Bracelet $999 - Under the Tree (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A five-carat total weight diamond line bracelet for $999 - the brightest lights this year will be under the tree. Zales the Diamond Store, in stores nationwide or at zales.com.

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2000

Zales - Two-Carat Diamond Bracelet $279 - 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' - 2000 TV Commercial

Zales offers a two-carat diamond bracelet for $279 in a holiday spot set to 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.'

Zales not on YouTube yet
:15
2000

Ziploc Containers - Microwave Test Number 12 - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

A 15-second Ziploc spot that puts the containers through microwave test number 12.

:15
2001

ADT Home Security - 'Daddy's Got You' - Installed from $99 (60s) - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

"There are many good reasons to get a home security system from ADT... more Americans choose ADT to help protect their homes than any other company. We're always there." The 60-second spot offers installation from $99 and up to 20% off homeowners insurance; call 800-ADT-ASAP.

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2001

America's Best - Two Pairs $59.99 with Eye Exam - 1-800-2-PAIR - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

America's Best offers two pairs of glasses for $59.99 with an eye exam, call 1-800-2-PAIR.

Americas Best not on YouTube yet
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2001

Bissell ProHeat Pro-Tech with Scotchgard - Bikers and the Neatnik - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Bissell's ProHeat Pro-Tech deep cleaner with Scotchgard, shown in a spot about bikers and a neatnik. Sold at Sears.

Bissell not on YouTube yet
:30
2001

Circuit City - 'Find It, Love It, Give It' - The Perfect Gift - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Circuit City pitches the perfect gift: find it, love it, give it.

Circuit City not on YouTube yet
:30
2001

Clean & Clear Deep Action Cleansing Wipes - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Clean & Clear advertises its Deep Action cleansing wipes.

Clean & Clear not on YouTube yet
:15
2001

CLR Calcium, Lime & Rust Remover (30s) - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

A 30-second spot for CLR Calcium, Lime and Rust remover.

CLR not on YouTube yet
:30
2001

Conair Straight Styles, Steam Mist and Shiny Straight Stylers (15s) - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Straight Styles, Steam Mist and Shiny Straight from Conair. 1-800-791-7733.

:15
2001

Conair Bath Spa Massaging Mat and Foot Spa (15s) - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

The Conair Bath Spa massaging mat and Foot Spa. 1-800-765-3355.

:15
2001

Conair Ion Shine Ion Energy Hair Dryer (15s) - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

The Conair Ion Shine dryer with ion energy.

:15
2001

Ab Energizer Electronic Abs Belt - Vintage 2002 Infomercial Spot

700 muscle contractions in ten minutes without breaking a sweat — $59.95, diet energizer included.

:68
2001

Contour Leg Pillow Two-Minute Ad - Vintage 2002

'But wait, there's more' — a full two-minute pitch with a free Contour Pillow, $14.95.

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2001

Driveway Patrol Infrared Alert - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Your own personal early-warning system — $29.99 with a free motion-sensor light.

:60
2001

IGEA Microsage Massager + Free MarineSport Watch - 2002 Infomercial Spot

A two-minute pitch for the $19.99 electronic massager, 'over $100' watch included free.

:120
2001

Firmalift Age-Erasing Cream - 2002 Infomercial Spot

Two minutes on sagging skin — 60-day bottom-of-the-jar guarantee.

:120
2001

IGEA Finely White Plus Tooth Whitening - 2002 Infomercial Spot

Two minutes on dull, dirty teeth — $29.99 with a free cotton robe.

:120
2001

Epil-Bronze Sunless Tanning - 2002 Infomercial Spot

The 8-in-1 self-tanning system, supersized for $19.99 with a free spa robe.

:120
2001

Morgan Silver Dollars - National Collectors Mint (2001)

'Bulletin, Washington D.C.' — the classic urgent-tone pitch for original Morgan silver dollars.

:61
2001

GS-27 Scratch Remover - 1-800-616-9449 - $9.95, $14.95 for Two (60s) - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

A 60-second direct-response spot for GS-27 Scratch Remover at $9.95 or $14.95 for two, with the number 1-800-616-9449.

Direct Response not on YouTube yet
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2001

DiTech.com - Second Mortgage with a No-Closing-Cost Option - 'Point and Click' - 2001 TV Commercial

"Have you got yourself into too much credit card debt? You may be able to point and click your way out with a second mortgage from Ditech.com." Whether you have equity or no equity, Ditech has a second mortgage with a no-closing-cost option. Call 1-800-71-FIXED.

:30
2001

Drexel Heritage 'If You're Sitting in It, You're Not Looking at It… The Agony' - 2001 TV Commercial

If you're sitting in it, you're not looking at it; if you're looking at it, you're not sitting in it. The agony - Drexel Heritage home furnishings. Sale on now.

:30
2001

Medical Hair Restoration - 'A Different Kind of Hair Transplant' - $200 Coupon (60s) (2001)

A different kind of hair transplant - Medical Hair Restoration. 1-888-783-HAIR.

:59
2001

HSN - Wolfgang Puck Bistro Collection - 'A Full Belly Absolutely Free' (15s) - 2001 TV Commercial

A 15-second Home Shopping Network spot: order any pot from the exclusive Wolfgang Puck Bistro set and "you'll get a full belly absolutely free," shown with a man wrapped in bubble wrap. "The Wolfgang Puck Bistro collection, only on Home Shopping Network," with the DirecTV Channel 240 end card.

:15
2001

Just For Men - The Promotion - 'The Rejuvenator' Vitamin Formula - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

The promotion, a new title, a bigger paycheck - and Just For Men in five easy minutes. The Rejuvenator.

:30
2001

KFC - Spicy Barbecue Strips - Sweet and Spicy Street Interviews - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

KFC puts its spicy barbecue strips to the test in street interviews, with a $2.99 side or biscuit plus 3 strips and 8 wings for $2.99.

KFC not on YouTube yet
:30
2001

Lands' End Reversible Down Jacket $68 - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Seven great colors, one great price — nobody knows winter wear inside out like Lands' End.

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2001

Lands' End Goose-Down Jacket 'Completely Reversible' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

The shorter edit — completely reversible, downright amazing, still just $68.

:15
2001

Lands' End Polartec AirCore 200 - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Need a softer coat? Warmer, lighter, softer — available exclusively from Lands' End.

:15
2001

Lands' End Squall Parka - 'When Cold Winds Blow' - 1-800-LANDSEND - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

A 15-second Lands' End spot for the Squall Parka, 'when cold winds blow', with the number 1-800-LANDSEND.

Lands End not on YouTube yet
:15
2001

LensCrafters - $99 DuraLens Event - 'Best $99 Offer Ever' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

A 15-second LensCrafters spot for the $99 DuraLens Event, 'the best $99 offer ever'.

LensCrafters not on YouTube yet
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2001

Lipton Cold Brew Iced Tea - Man in Yellow - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Lipton Cold Brew iced tea, with a man in yellow before a crowd in the bleachers.

Lipton not on YouTube yet
:30
2001

Herpes Suppressive Therapy Info Line - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

A late-night direct-response spot for daily suppressive therapy — 'I found the power to take charge.'

:31
2001

Singulair 'I Also Have a Life' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Carpools, playdates and 24 kids — the once-a-day asthma tablet pitch.

:60
2001

Beano Natural Food Enzyme - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

'I've always liked natural things' — prevent gas from problem foods.

:14
2001

St. Joseph Aspirin 81mg Marriage - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Twenty-six years married, different in everything except their aspirin dose.

:28
2001

Valtrex Suppressive Therapy - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The 60-second branded version of the 'found the power to take charge' campaign.

:60
2001

NyQuil 'Sniffling Sneezing' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever medicine.

:30
2001

Paxil Social Anxiety Disorder 'Your Life Is Waiting' - 2001 TV Commercial (60s)

'What it is… what it feels like' — the early-2000s launch of Paxil for social anxiety.

:60
2001

Vioxx 'I Don't Want to Swim the English Channel' - 2001 TV Commercial (60s)

All she wants are mornings where arthritis pain doesn't stop her from water-aerobics class — the Vioxx launch-era spot, three years before the drug was pulled.

:60
2001

Prozac Weekly Launch - 'Prozac Weekly Is Here… One Month Free' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Prozac Weekly is here - one pill a week, and one month free. Eli Lilly. 1-866-WEEKLY9.

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2001

Neutrogena Fresh Foaming Cleanser with Angie Harmon - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Neutrogena Fresh Foaming Cleanser, with Angie Harmon on screen.

Neutrogena not on YouTube yet
:15
2001

Northwestern Mutual Financial Network - 'Are You There Yet?' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

"They both worked hard, took care of business, took care of their families. So why will one leave his loved ones with every advantage, while the other leaves everything to chance?" Northwestern Mutual's financial representatives, who "excel at a lot more than life insurance," close on "Are you there yet?"

:30
2001

Old El Paso Taco Dinner Kit 'Kit Is a Hit' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

One pound of hamburger, fifteen minutes, one bright yellow box.

:30
2001

OxiClean with Billy Mays - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial (60s)

'Hi, Billy Mays here!' — the early OxiClean pitch that made him famous, six-pound bucket included.

:61
2001

Part Pizzazz Zigzag Hair Part Stencils - 'From the Makers of Hair Agami' (60s) - 2001 TV Commercial

Zigzag and designer hair parts with Part Pizzazz stencils, from the makers of Hair Agami - a Glamour Guide and Celebrity Styling Video for $14.99. 1-800-455-9988, Oshkosh, Wisconsin.

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2001

Payless ShoeSource - Summer Sale Sandals $10.99 or 2 Pairs $20 - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Payless ShoeSource advertises summer sandals at $10.99 or two pairs for $20.

Payless not on YouTube yet
:15
2001

Philips Sonicare Toothbrush - Removes 80% of Stains, 28 Days Guaranteed - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

A Philips Sonicare power toothbrush spot promising it removes 80% of stains, with a 28-day guarantee.

Philips not on YouTube yet
:30
2001

PostNet - Holiday Packing and Shipping - 'Grandma's Favorites' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

"Those are Grandma's favorites, you know. Are you sure they're gonna get there all right?" PostNet's holiday spot: "If you have a special way to show your love, PostNet has a way to package and ship it. It's service, convenience, and value." Call 1-888-2-POSTNET.

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2001

Red Lobster - 30 Shrimp for $9.99 - Lemon Pepper Shrimp and Shrimp Pasta - 2001 TV Commercial

A 15-second Red Lobster spot offering 30 shrimp for $9.99, showing lemon pepper shrimp and shrimp pasta.

Red Lobster not on YouTube yet
:15
2001

Scrubbing Bubbles vs. Tilex - 'They Work Even Harder' (15s) - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Deeper-penetrating Scrubbing Bubbles versus Tilex - they work even harder so you don't have to. SC Johnson.

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2001

Taco Bell - Grilled Stuffed Burrito - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Taco Bell advertises its Grilled Stuffed Burrito.

Taco Bell not on YouTube yet
:15
2001

Thermasilk Shampoo - Heat-Activated - 'The Beauty in Heat' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Thermasilk heat-activated shampoo, 'the beauty in heat.'

Thermasilk not on YouTube yet
:15
2001

Tile Outlet - 2444 W Fullerton, Chicago - Low Prices Every Day - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Tile Outlet at 2444 W Fullerton in Chicago advertises low prices every day.

Tile Outlet not on YouTube yet
:30
2001

Trident 'Movie Snacks' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Every week moviegoers eat millions of pounds of snacks, and nobody brings a toothbrush.

:15
2001

Trident 'College Pizza' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

College students eat 60 million slices of pizza a month and don't always have a toothbrush.

:15
2001

Victoria's Secret Body by Victoria - 1 Seamless Bra 5 Seamless Ways - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Victoria's Secret promotes the Body by Victoria seamless bra: one bra, five seamless ways.

Victorias Secret not on YouTube yet
:15
2001

Walgreens.com 'Corner of Your Desk' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

America's favorite corner drugstore moves online — Walgreens.com.

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2001

Ziploc Containers - 'Test Number Three' Divided Containers - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

Ziploc puts its divided containers through 'test number three' in this short demonstration spot.

Ziploc not on YouTube yet
:15
2002

Acuvue 2 Contact Lenses - 'Take the Plunge' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A 15-second spot for Acuvue 2 contact lenses, inviting viewers to take the plunge.

Acuvue not on YouTube yet
:15
2002

Advil Liqui-Gels 'Tylenol Is No Match on Tough Pain' - The Biker (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Tylenol is no match on tough pain - take control, take Advil Liqui-Gels.

:15
2002

American Mattress - Memorial Day Sale - Serta Patriot Pillow Top $349 - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

American Mattress, with partner Frank DeMaio, holds a Memorial Day sale: Serta Patriot Luxury Pillow Top Queen $349, ending Tuesday.

American Mattress not on YouTube yet
:30
2002

Applebee's - 'Honey of a Deal' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Applebee's pitches a 'Honey of a Deal.'

Applebees not on YouTube yet
:15
2002

Avacor Hair Regrowth with Derrike Cope (60s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

NASCAR's Derrike Cope for Avacor hair regrowth - call 800-341-2160.

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2002

Avacor Hair Regrowth with Derrike Cope (30s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Daytona 500 winner Derrike Cope for Avacor hair regrowth.

:30
2002

Blistex Clear Advance - 'For Men, Johnny' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Blistex Clear Advance - for men, Johnny.

:15
2002

Boston Market - Summer Feast $15.99 - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Boston Market advertises its Summer Feast for $15.99.

Boston Chicken not on YouTube yet
:15
2002

Campbell's Fun Favorites Goldfish Pasta Soup - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

'It's not possible to be serious when lunch is Goldfish.' Campbell's Fun Favorites with Goldfish-shaped pasta. M'm! M'm! Good!

:30
2002

Carefree Breathable Pantiliners 'It's in the Air' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Carefree breathable pantiliners with Airspun - it's in the air.

:15
2002

Chili's Flame-Grilled Ribeye and Loaded Mashed Potatoes - 'Want More Flavor?' (15s) (2002)

Want more flavor? The flame-grilled ribeye with loaded mashed potatoes at Chili's.

:15
2002

Clorox Bleach - 'Mama's Got the Magic of Clorox' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Mama's got the magic of Clorox - Ultra Clorox Bleach for whiter whites.

:15
2002

Clorox 2 - 'Mama Keeps Colors Bright' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The brand new magic of Clorox 2 - mama keeps colors bright.

:15
2002

Columbia Sportswear 'Tested Tough' - Walking the Snow in Sandals - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Walking the snow in sandals - Columbia Sportswear. Tested tough.

:30
2002

CSL Chimney Sweeping Log - Cleans Your Chimney While It Burns - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Warns of thousands of chimney fires each year from creosote buildup and pitches CSL, a log that burns like a regular log while its active minerals dry out tar and creosote deposits so they flake off. The end card lists Menards, Osco Drug, Ames and Walgreens and the site cleanyourchimney.com.

CSL Chimney Sweeping Log not on YouTube yet
:60
2002

d-Con - Mice in an Igloo - 'How'd You Get Here?' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Mice in an igloo - 'how'd you get here?' Caught by a cat. d-Con.

:15
2002

De Beers - 'A Diamond Is Forever' - A Snowy Christmas Night - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A snowy Christmas night and a diamond - a diamond is forever. De Beers.

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2002

De Beers - A Venice Piazza - 'Declare Your Love This Christmas' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A piazza in Venice - declare your love this Christmas. A diamond is forever. De Beers.

:30
2002

Degree Men Gel - 'Kick-In Activator' - In the Clutch - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Degree Men antiperspirant gel with its kick-in activator, shown in clutch moments.

Degree not on YouTube yet
:15
2002

Domino's - Free Cheesy Bread with Large 1-Topping $9.99 - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Domino's offers free Cheesy Bread with a large one-topping pizza for $9.99.

Dominos not on YouTube yet
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2002

Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel Insoles - 'The Nurse' - Look. Feel. Do. Better. (15s) (2002)

Sometimes I walk, sometimes I run, sometimes I dance - a nurse on Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel insoles. Look. Feel. Do. Better.

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2002

Evanston Northwestern Healthcare 'It's Your Choice. Choose Wisely.' (Chicago) - 2002 TV Commercial

Michael Robinson's quadruple bypass - and golf with his son afterward. Evanston Northwestern Healthcare: it's your choice, choose wisely. A Chicago-area hospital ad. (Evanston Northwestern Healthcare was renamed NorthShore University HealthSystem in 2009 and is now part of Endeavor Health - thanks to viewer comments.)

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2002

FIM (Fun In Motion) Stores - Patio Furniture - Mom Discounts - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

FIM Stores advertise patio furniture with Mom discounts, call 312/FIM-INFO.

FIM Stores not on YouTube yet
:30
2002

Furniture Outlet Itasca - Memorial Day Sale - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Furniture Outlet of Itasca, with managers TJ and Trista, holds a Memorial Day sale ending May 27 at 6:00, call 630-285-6345.

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2002

GE Reveal Light Bulb 'Clean, Pure Light' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Laughing babies on a couch are lit by the GE Reveal bulb, which 'filters out yellow, leaving only clean, pure light.' We bring good things to life.

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2002

Gold Bond Body Lotion - 'If It Works in Chicago, It'll Work Anywhere' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A woman says Chicago winters leave her skin dry, cracked and itchy, and that Gold Bond lotion is medicated to soothe, moisturize and stop the itch. The tagline: 'If it works in Chicago, it'll work anywhere.'

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2002

Great Lakes Brick Council - 'What Will the Walls That Hold Your Memories Be Made Of?' (2002)

What will the walls that hold your memories be made of? Why would you use anything other than brick. The Great Lakes Brick Council, 1-800-337-4141.

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2002

The Room Place at Harlem Furniture - New Year's Day Sale Extended - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The Room Place at Harlem Furniture extends its New Year's Day sale through Monday, with free financing until 2003 and a 5-piece dining room for $9.99.

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2002

The Home Depot 'The Coolest Treehouse' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The kids announce 'My dad's going to build us the coolest treehouse,' but dad doesn't have a clue, so an orange-apron associate walks him through it, trap door and rope swing included. It ends with dad and son asleep inside the lit-up treehouse.

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2002

Home Depot Yellow Tag Event 'Doubleheader' - 'Honey, I'm Going Shopping' - 2002 TV Commercial

'Honey, I'm going shopping' - an extra 40% off and pay nothing until July 2003 at the Home Depot Yellow Tag event and Expo Design Center.

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2002

Home Depot Holiday Credit Card - 10% Off, Save Up to $200 - Santa - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Santa shops The Home Depot - 10% off with the Home Depot card, save up to $200.

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2002

Hot Pockets - 'What's Gotten Into Hot Pockets?' More Filling - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Hot Pockets ask what's gotten into them: more filling.

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2002

Icy Hot Patch - 'Pain Has Met Its Match' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Icy Hot Patch's concentrated relief goes on icy to dull the pain, then gets hot to relax it away for hours of relief. The spot closes on the line 'Pain has met its match.'

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2002

Jewel 'Blizzard of Savings' Chicago Grocery - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A Chicago grocery ad: Jewel's Blizzard of Savings - Thompson grapes 89 cents a pound, Jennie-O turkey breast 99 cents, 200 ounces of Tide for $9.99. Jewel - fresh to your family.

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2002

Jewelry Exchange Villa Park - Save Up to 80% Factory Direct - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The Jewelry Exchange in Villa Park offers savings of up to 80% factory direct, call (630) 530-9490.

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2002

Johnsonville Brats - 'Where There Is Smoke' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Johnsonville Brats grill-out spot built on 'where there is smoke.'

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2002

K-Y Liquid Personal Lubricant - Empty Nesters - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

K-Y Liquid personal lubricant is advertised to empty nesters.

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2002

Kay Jewelers Holiday Diamond Bracelet From $99.95 - Gingerbread House - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A gingerbread house and a diamond bracelet from $99.95 - every kiss begins with Kay.

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2002

Krylon vs. Rust-Oleum Park Bench - 'Dry to the Touch in 12 Minutes, No Runs, No Drips' (2002)

A park bench showdown with Rust-Oleum: dry to the touch in 12 minutes. No runs, no drips, no errors - Krylon.

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2002

LensCrafters - $99 DuraLens Event, Complete Pair of Glasses - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

LensCrafters' "best $99 offer ever": a complete pair of glasses with DuraLens, its most scratch-resistant plastic lens, for $99. Offer ends March 23rd.

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2002

Levi's Flyweight Jeans 'Dancing Through Traffic' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

There is no dialogue, only instrumental music, as a young man in a white tank top and headphones walks and loosely dances down a busy sepia-toned street full of VW Beetle taxis and traffic cops. The end card switches from 'Levi's Lightweight Jeans' to 'Levi's Flyweight Jeans'.

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2002

Liquid-Plumr Professional Strength - Cops Pull Over the Plumber - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Cops pull over a plumber's truck - Liquid-Plumr Professional Strength.

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2002

L'Oreal Lash Architect 3D Mascara - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

L'Oreal advertises Lash Architect 3D mascara.

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2002

Lysol vs. Pine-Sol - 'One Tiny Cup of Lysol' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Endless buckets of Pine-Sol, or one tiny cup of Lysol.

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2002

Lysol 'Facts of Life' - 'To a Child, Any Food Can Be Fast Food' - Sanitizing Wipes (15s) (2002)

Facts of Life by Lysol: to a child, any food can be fast food. Lysol sanitizing wipes kill 99.9% of germs in seconds. Life demands Lysol.

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2002

Marshall Field's '13 Hour Sale' - Saturday Only (10s, 2002)

The 13 Hour Sale - Saturday only at Marshall Field's.

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2002

Marshalls - Store-Wide Clearance - Up to 70% Off - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Marshalls store-wide clearance with savings up to 70%, pitched at gifts for someone you forgot over the holidays.

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2002

Marshalls - Father's Day Event - Up to 50% Off - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Marshalls holds a Father's Day event with up to 50% off.

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2002

Maybelline Lash Discovery - Mini Brush, Now Waterproof - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Maybelline promotes Lash Discovery mascara with its mini brush, now available in a waterproof formula.

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2002

McDonald's Big Mac '80 Countries, They All Say the Same Thing' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

In 80 countries they all say the same thing about the Big Mac - McDonald's, an Olympic partner at Salt Lake 2002.

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2002

McDonald's Egg McMuffin 'Now That's a Good Team' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The Egg McMuffin: now that's a good team. McDonald's, an Olympic partner.

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2002

McDonald's - Grilled Chicken Flatbread Sandwich - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

McDonald's introduces its Grilled Chicken Flatbread Sandwich.

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2002

McDonald's - Egg McMuffin - Grade A Egg, Ends with a Smile - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

McDonald's Egg McMuffin made with a Grade A egg, ending with a smile.

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2002

Lamisil AT 'Cure Athlete's Foot with One Week's Use' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Cure athlete's foot with one week's use of Lamisil AT - versus four weeks of Lotrimin AF.

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2002

Zocor with Coach Dan Reeves - Bypass Surgery and Cholesterol (60s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Head coach Dan Reeves on his heart bypass and lowering cholesterol with Zocor. 1-888-MERCK-33.

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2002

Tinactin 'Tough Actin' Tinactin' - 'Lamisil Can't Say That' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Tough actin' Tinactin - and Lamisil can't say that.

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2002

Lamisil AT 'The First Major Advance' - One Week vs. Four Weeks (30s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The first major advance in athlete's foot treatment - cure it with one week's use of Lamisil AT, versus four weeks of Lotrimin AF or Tinactin. The full 30-second version.

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2002

Pepcid Complete - 'What About the Rest of Us?' - Just One and Heartburn's Done - 2002 TV Commercial

What about the rest of us? Before and after - Pepcid Complete. Just one and heartburn's done.

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2002

Excedrin QuickTabs - 'No Need for Water' - Mom, Boy and the Goldfish Bowl - 2002 TV Commercial

A mom, her boy and a goldfish bowl - Excedrin QuickTabs. No need for water.

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2002

Menards 'Save Big Money at Menards' Big Card - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A Menards associate walks the aisles as the VO promises 10% off everything, 'even sale items', including cabinets, countertops, paint, lights and flooring, when you use your Menards Big Card. 'Save big money at Menards.'

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2002

Menards 'New Mega Store Now Open in Morton Grove' - Save Big Money (Chicago) - 2002 TV Commercial

The new Menards mega store is open in Morton Grove at 6301 Oakton Street - Lucite paint, Keller ladders. Save big money at Menards.

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2002

Menards 'Don't Pay Till Spring' - Armstrong Ceiling and Tarkett Vinyl - Save Big Money (2002)

Don't pay till spring - Armstrong ceiling tile $1.89 and Tarkett vinyl from 69 cents at Menards. Save big money.

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2002

Menards - Create Your Dream Bath, Don't Pay Till Spring - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Menards pitches bath remodeling with no payment until spring, including a Jacuzzi tub for $649 and Delta faucets for $79.

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2002

Menards - AC2 Lumber 49 Cents a Foot + Coleman Grills - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Menards advertises AC2 lumber at 49 cents a foot and Coleman grills.

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2002

Men's Wearhouse - $200 Suits, 100% Wool - 'I Guarantee It' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

$200 suits in 100% wool at Men's Wearhouse. You're going to like the way you look - I guarantee it.

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2002

Men's Wearhouse - Year-End Sale - 'Chances Are You'll Find Something' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The Men's Wearhouse year-end sale, closing on the tagline 'You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.'

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2002

Men's Wearhouse - Year-End Sale - Save an Extra 20 to 50% - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A second Men's Wearhouse year-end sale spot: save an extra 20 to 50% off everyday low prices, ending on 'You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.'

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2002

Metamucil - The Old Faithful Park Ranger - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A park ranger at Old Faithful - Metamucil.

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2002

Mitchum - 'A Deodorant Antiperspirant That Won't Fail You' - Ballpark Gates (15s) (2002)

At the ballpark gates - Mitchum, a deodorant antiperspirant that won't fail you.

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2002

Nestle Coffee-mate - 'Coffee's Not Coffee Without Coffee-mate' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Soulmates and buddies: you just aren't you without them, and coffee's not coffee without Coffee-mate. "So smooth, so velvety" from Nestle.

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2002

Neutrogena T/Gel 'Winter Means Flakes' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Winter means flakes - Neutrogena T/Gel therapeutic shampoo.

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2002

Old Spice Body Sprays - 'Shooting High' - 'Spice Things Up' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Shooting high in the mail room - Old Spice deodorant body sprays. Spice things up.

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2002

Olive Garden Tortelloni di Fizzano $8.95 - When You're Here, You're Family - 2002 TV Commercial

Chef Neary's kitchen in Italy and the Tortelloni di Fizzano for $8.95 at Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family.

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2002

OxiClean - Billy Mays Pitch - 6 lb Bucket $19.95 - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Billy Mays demonstrates OxiClean, the stain specialist, on carpets, colored fabrics and grout, and offers a 6 lb bucket for $19.95. Call 1-800-498-4224.

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2002

Papa John's Papa's Chicken Strips - 'Better Ingredients' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Papa's Chicken Strips - better ingredients, better pizza. Papa John's.

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2002

Pasta Pot Express $14.99 - TV Inventions (60s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The Pasta Pot Express for $14.99 - call 1-800-495-7979. TV Inventions.

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2002

Pier 1 Imports - Wicker Seating Sale - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Pier 1 Imports advertises a sale on wicker seating.

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2002

Pine-Sol vs Lysol - 'Choose the Power of Pine-Sol' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Pine-Sol compares itself against Lysol: 'Choose the power of Pine-Sol.'

Pine Sol not on YouTube yet
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2002

Pizza Hut Chicago Dish - Second Medium $2.99 - 'Go Deep' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The Chicago Dish pizza - get a second medium for $2.99. Pizza Hut. Go deep.

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2002

Pizza Hut The Insider - $10.99 + Free Extra Toppings - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Pizza Hut pitches The Insider pizza for $10.99 with free extra toppings.

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2002

Pizza Hut P'Zone - 'The P'Zone Revolution Has Begun' - $5.99 - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Pizza Hut announces 'The P'Zone revolution has begun,' $5.99 or two for $10.99.

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2002

Pledge Grab-it Wet Floor Wipes - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Pledge Grab-it wet floor wipes for quick floor cleanup.

Pledge not on YouTube yet
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2002

Polident 5 Minute with Florence Henderson - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Florence Henderson: 'Even if you brush your dentures every day, you're missing something.' Polident every day for better odor control.

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2002

Polo.com Ralph Lauren - Romance - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Polo.com Ralph Lauren sets a romantic scene to promote shopping at polo.com.

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2002

Reach Squeeze 'Backtooth Brush' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The Reach Squeeze toothbrush for your back teeth.

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2002

Remington TCT Shaver - Wedding Groom - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Remington's TCT shaver gets a groom ready for his wedding.

Remington not on YouTube yet
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2002

Sears - 'Win Holiday Shopping for Life' Sweepstakes (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Win holiday shopping for life with the Sears card.

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2002

Serta - 'No One Counts Sheep Anymore' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Serta's counting-sheep spot: no one counts them anymore.

Serta not on YouTube yet
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2002

Subway - 'Complicated or Simple' - Order It the Way You Want - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Complicated or simple - order it the way you want at Subway.

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2002

Taco Bell Cheese Extreme Quesadilla - 'The Fourth Dimension of Flavor' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The new Cheese Extreme Quesadilla - the fourth dimension of flavor at Taco Bell.

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2002

Tylenol Cold Severe Congestion - 'Carlina Never Takes a Sick Day' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Carlina never takes a sick day - Tylenol Cold Severe Congestion.

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2002

Vienna Beef - What Makes a Chicago Hot Dog (No Ketchup) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Vienna Beef explains what makes a Chicago hot dog, and ketchup is not part of it.

Vienna Beef not on YouTube yet
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2002

Walgreens Drive-Thru Pharmacy - 'Your Car Doors Get Quite a Workout' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Your car doors get quite a workout - drive-thru pharmacy and prescription pre-fill at Walgreens, the pharmacy America trusts.

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2002

Wendy's Bacon Swiss - 'Dublin, Ohio, a Town Divided' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Dublin, Ohio, a town divided - the Bacon Swiss Cheeseburger or the Chicken Bacon Swiss at Wendy's, with E.T. collectibles in the kids' meal.

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2002

Zales Valentine's Diamond Pendants 'There Are Kisses in Here' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

'There are kisses in here' - $199 diamond pendants for Valentine's Day at Zales, the Diamond Store.

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2002

Zales Heart Pendants 'There Is Romance in Here' (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

'There is romance in here' - heart pendants at $99 and $199 for Valentine's Day at Zales.

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2003

Adriana Furs Half-Price Holiday Sale - 535 N. Michigan, Chicago - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Adriana Furs' half-price holiday sale - a $7,000 mink for $2,995, at 535 N. Michigan Avenue and 2201 W. 95th Street. A local ad inserted by the cable system.

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2003

Andersen Windows 'Welcome Home… Long Live the Home' - Classic Sitcom Clips - 2003 TV Commercial

Classic TV-sitcom homecomings - 'welcome home.' Andersen Windows: long live the home.

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2003

Blistex ProCare - '100 Dermatologists and Beauty Pros' (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Blistex ProCare, tested by 100 dermatologists and beauty pros.

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2003

Braun Syncro 'We Challenge You to Find a Better Dry Shaver' (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

We challenge you to find a better dry shaver - the Braun Syncro.

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2003

Century Tile - 11 Chicagoland Locations, Pergo Select, 1-888-TILE-YOU - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Century Tile, 11 Chicagoland locations - Pergo Select flooring. 1-888-TILE-YOU. A local ad inserted by the cable system.

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2003

Detrol LA Golfers 'When You've Always Got to Go' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Golfers and an overactive bladder - Detrol LA, for when you've always got to go.

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2003

Dunkin' Donuts Coffee by the Pound - 'Here Comes Santa Claus', 2 lb $9.99 - 2003 TV Commercial

Factory workers, 'Here Comes Santa Claus' and Dunkin' Donuts coffee by the pound - 2 pounds for $9.99.

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2003

Gold Bond Ultimate Healing Lotion (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Gold Bond Ultimate Healing lotion.

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2003

Home Depot Regina 3-Piece Holiday Combo - Upright, Steamer, Hand Vac $149 (60s) - 2003 TV Commercial

A Regina bagless upright, steamer and hand vac for $149 with free shipping - Home Depot's holiday combo. 1-800-836-4495.

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2003

Celebrex Swimmer (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

A swimmer and Celebrex for arthritis pain.

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2003

Afrin No Drip 'Your Nose Has Taken Over' (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

When your nose has taken over - breathe better in an Afrin No Drip instant.

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2003

Aleve Arthritis 'But We've Always Taken Tylenol' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

'But we've always taken Tylenol' - Aleve for arthritis, with an Aleve Cold & Sinus tag.

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2003

Nature's Tears EyeMist 'Biologic Aqua… No Preservatives' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Nature's Tears EyeMist - biologic aqua with no preservatives.

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2003

Neutrogena T/Gel 'Itching, Flaking, Dandruff' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

'Itching, flaking, dandruff... Switch to Neutrogena T/Gel. It works.' The therapeutic shampoo pitch.

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2003

Ocean Spray White Cranberry 'Crave the Wave' (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Ocean Spray White Cranberry - crave the wave.

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2003

Oreck XL Lightweight Vacuum - Try It Free for 30 Days (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

The 8-pound Oreck XL picks sand right up off a bare floor - try it free for 30 days.

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2003

Ricola 'Nature's Protection With Extra Vitamin C' (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Ricola - nature's protection, with extra vitamin C.

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2003

Selsun Blue Moisturizing 'Never Wear Black Without the Blue' (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Never wear black without the blue - Selsun Blue Moisturizing.

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2003

Servpro 'Like It Never Even Happened' (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Fire and water cleanup - Servpro: like it never even happened. 1-800-SERVPRO.

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2003

Insomnia 'Bloodhound Under the Covers' - shuteye.com, 1-800-9-SHUT-EYE - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

A bloodhound under the covers and a sleepless night - talk to your doctor about insomnia. shuteye.com, 1-800-9-SHUT-EYE.

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2003

Talbots 'Getting Warm… Red Hot' - It's a Classic (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Getting warm... red hot. Finding the perfect holiday gift is easy at Talbots. It's a classic.

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2003

Talbots Heartbeat 'A Holiday Gift From Talbots Is Always Exciting' (15s) - 2003 TV Commercial

A heartbeat - a holiday gift from Talbots is always exciting. It's a classic.

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2003

Target Holiday - All Red with the Bullseye Dog - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

An all-red holiday world and the Bullseye dog - Target, set to music.

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2003

Extra Strength Tylenol 'Ten Minutes… 10 Is a Beautiful Number' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Ten minutes - 10 is a beautiful number. Extra Strength Tylenol.

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2003

Uncle Ben's Flavorful Rice 'Bring More to the Table' (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial

Uncle Ben's Flavorful Rice - bring more to the table.

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2004

Banquet Homestyle Bakes 'It's Today's Homemade' (15s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

Banquet Homestyle Bakes - it's today's homemade.

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2004

Bell & Howell Tri-Tek Triple-Head Shaver $19.95 + Free Ear & Nose Trimmer (2 min) (2004)

From Bell & Howell, a name you can trust - the Tri-Tek triple-head shaver for only $19.95, with a free ear and nose trimmer. 1-800-861-2987.

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2004

Follicare '3 Major Causes of Hair Loss… New Hair in 8 Weeks' - Dr. Chris Catalfo (60s) (2004)

Three major causes of hair loss - Follicare, with Dr. Chris Catalfo: new hair in eight weeks for about $1 a day. 1-800-569-0146.

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2004

Glade Plug-Ins Scented Oil Fan 'Plug It In' - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

Glade Plug-Ins Scented Oil with a fan - plug it in.

:30
2004

HGTV 'All Premiere New Year' - Rose Parade 2004, Dream Home 2004 Promo (2004)

HGTV's All Premiere New Year, right after the 2004 Rose Parade: Garden Giants, Designer Finals and HGTV Dream Home 2004.

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2004

In the Woods Log Homes - 1-877-751-5647 - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

In the Woods log homes - call 1-877-751-5647.

:30
2004

New Natural Citrus Listerine 'You Can Handle It. Germs Can't.' - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

A mom in the kitchen and new Natural Citrus Listerine - you can handle it, germs can't.

:30
2004

Long John Silver's New Crunchy Buffalo Chicken Planks (15s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

New Crunchy Buffalo Chicken Planks at Long John Silver's.

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2004

Lysol Sanitizing Wipes 'To a Child, Any Food Can Be Fast Food' (15s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

To a child, any food can be fast food - new 70-count Lysol Sanitizing Wipes. Life demands Lysol.

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2004

Lysol Disinfectant Spray 'Facts of Life' - Cold Germs (15s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

The facts of life about cold germs - Lysol Disinfectant Spray, recommended by pediatricians.

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2004

Afrin 'Big Apple, Birthplace of the Rush Hour' Street Demo - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

New York, birthplace of the rush hour - an Afrin nasal spray street demo.

:30
2004

Leptoprin 'When Is a Diet Pill Worth $153 a Bottle?' (60s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

When is a diet pill worth $153 a bottle? Leptoprin - call 1-888-679-8781.

:60
2004

Sudafed 'Aisle 5' Sinus Headache - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

A sinus headache in aisle 5 - Sudafed.

:30
2004

Nicotrol Inhaler 'If Your Pencils Look Like Mine Did' (15s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

If your pencils look like mine did - the Nicotrol Inhaler helps you quit smoking. 1-800-INHALER.

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2004

Pine-Sol 'Name the Two Dirtiest Rooms in Your House' (15s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

Name the two dirtiest rooms in your house - the power of Pine-Sol, the smell of clean.

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2004

Rid-X Once a Month with Anthony Wood, Wood Septic Tank Co. (15s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

Anthony Wood of Wood Septic Tank Co. - Rid-X, once a month.

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2004

Smoke Away 'Attention All Smokers… Kick the Habit in 7 Days' - Testimonials (60s) (2004)

Attention all smokers: kick the habit in seven days, guaranteed, with Smoke Away - 'I quit smoking in two days.' Testimonials from quitters and a doctor.

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2004

EZ Quit 'Stop Smoking in 7 Days for Free' - $159 Value (60s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

Before EZ Quit goes on sale at your local retailer, you can stop smoking in just seven days for free - the natural stop-smoking system, a $159 value. 1-800-961-3008.

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2004

SmokeAway 'Quit Smoking in Just 7 Days… 100,000 People' (Partial) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial

Attention all smokers - the all-natural SmokeAway system promises to stamp out nicotine cravings in one week; over 100,000 people have used it. Partial: the recording ends mid-spot.

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2004

Suave Naturals Aloe Vera Mousse 'Jill and Rebecca… Suave, Don't You Look Smart?' (15s) (2004)

Jill and Rebecca both have beautifully full hair - who uses Suave Aloe Vera Mousse, and who pays more for Clairol Herbal Essences? Suave, don't you look smart.

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