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Super Bowl XXXVI pregame show - Patriots vs Rams, first Super Bowl after 9/11 (Kalsu tribute, Kandahar troops)

Catalog / tape T9

TAPE T94 DISCS193 SPOTS · 192 WATCHABLE

Donated by Tim Nelson, Shorewood, IL

Disc A Disc B Disc C Disc D

Disc A · Feb 3, 2002

Broadcast: This donated VHS (T9A) has about two hours of Fox's Super Bowl XXXVI pregame show from the Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans (Patriots vs. Rams), recorded on Sunday, February 3, 2002 off WFLD Fox Chicago. Local promos show 'WFLD-CHICAGO' and 'FOX CHICAGO' and feature Tamron Hall, David Novarro and Larry Yellen; JB's '145 days since September 11th' fixes the date. The show carries a post-9/11 'Hope, Heroes, Homeland' theme. It is billboarded as the H&R Block Super Bowl Pregame Show and, from 1:48:43, as the RadioShack Super Bowl Pregame Show. Segments include John Walsh's Superdome security report, the Joe Andruzzi FDNY brothers and Robert Kalsu tributes, live troops in Kandahar, Rumsfeld's message, Madden's coach interviews, Howie Long's defense roundtable and Marshall Faulk profile, Bradshaw with Brady and Bledsoe, Jimmy Kimmel's pick and Barry Manilow's 'Let Freedom Ring'. The tape opens mid-segment on the security feature and cuts off during the Declaration of Independence tribute, about an hour before kickoff. It holds 14 commercial breaks of national Super Bowl-day spots, Fox promos and WFLD news teases.

Watch disc A in full at the Internet Archive

Program log

The breaks, in airing order

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Mlife 'Wicked Place, America' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Two British lads in woolly hats gaze up at the big-city towers: 'Crisps is chips and chips is fries. And they play football with their hands.' They sign off with 'Cheers to the M life, though, mate' before the super asks 'what is ...life?'

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0:05:37

KFC Honey BBQ Wings 'Lackluster Pigskin Party' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A dull Super Bowl party gets a diagnosis: 'This is the most lackluster pigskin party ever. You need help.' The cure is KFC Honey BBQ and Spicy BBQ Wings, 8 for $2.99 or 20 for $7.49. 'There's fast food and then there's KFC.'

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0:05:52

Gran Turismo 3 A-spec (PS2) 'The Drive of Your Life' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

There's no dialogue, just music, as in-game race footage cuts to live-action racing drivers in fire suits and helmets mingling, kissing and celebrating with fans in the grandstands. It ends on 'The Drive of Your Life' and the PlayStation 2 logo.

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0:06:22

Gateway 700XL 'Daddy Like' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

In a dim barn, a farmer and the Gateway cow build up to the unveiling of a sheet-draped PC: 'Does it have a 2.2 gig P4 and a gig of RDRAM?' 'It does.' Then the 700XL is revealed, 'the nation's most advanced personal computer', and the cow's verdict is 'Daddy like.'

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0:06:52

Gateway 700XL 'The Most Incredible Computer Ever' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A straight spec pitch on white: 'the fastest Intel Pentium 4 processor, both a CD and DVD burner, an 18-inch flat panel monitor and much, much more.' Just call 1-800-GATEWAY. It aired back-to-back with the barn spot as a Gateway 60.

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0:07:22

NFL & United Way PSA - Deuce Staley Spells 'K-C-A-T' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Asked to spell the word for a cat picture, the Philadelphia Eagles' Deuce Staley offers 'K-C-A-T', then a little girl nails 'C-H-R-Y-S-A-N-T-H-E-M-U-M.' It's a United Way message about supporting local educational programs, furnished by the NFL and its players.

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0:07:52

Fox 'Ally McBeal' Promo - 'Hi, Mom' (2002)

'Prepare yourself.' A girl asks 'Are you Allison McBeal?' and, after 'I am,' announces 'I'm your daughter. Hi, Mom.' An all-new Ally McBeal airs tomorrow at 9/8 Central.

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0:09:53

Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy '32 Against 2' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Lounging at a poolside cabana with bikini models, Daxter brags about his heroics: 'I remember that day. 32 against 2... I let Jak handle these lurkers.' Then Jak shows up. 'A new legacy is born.'

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0:10:23

Chrysler 'Great American Getaway' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The Chrysler Great American Getaway offers a 7-year/100,000-mile Powertrain Pledge and cash allowances of up to $2,500 on select models ('GM, Ford and Toyota don't give you that'), showing off the Town & Country, 300M, Sebring Convertible and PT Cruiser.

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0:10:53

ONDCP 'Where Do Terrorists Get Their Money?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

Gritty handheld footage of a terror cell getting ready is broken up by stark price cards: 'box cutters: $2', 'explosives: $1200', 'bribes: $4000'. Then comes the question 'where do terrorists get their money?' and the answer: 'If you buy drugs, some of it might come from you.'

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0:11:23

Subway 'Hard to Believe You Keep Interrupting Me' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A guy at a Subway table keeps pestering a stranger about the Honey Mustard Turkey with Cucumber: 'And low-fat.' 'Yeah, whatever.' Finally the stranger snaps back, 'Hard to believe you keep interrupting me.' Just 4 grams of fat.

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0:11:53

NASCAR on Fox Subway 400 Promo - 'NASCAR Returns to Fox' (2002)

Stock cars swirl through a metallic vortex as driver headshots and the No. 8 Budweiser car flash past: 'NASCAR returns to Fox with the Subway 400, February 24th.'

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0:17:13NASCAR on FOX (Subway 400 at The Rock) — ID / bumper, not uploaded:05
0:17:18

Acura TL Type-S 'Sure Doesn't Taste This Good in New York' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A businessman drives his TL Type-S overnight out of the city to a Maine harbor diner for clam chowder. 'Sure doesn't taste this good in New York. You up here on vacation?' 'No. Lunch.' Introducing the 260-horsepower Acura TL Type-S.

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0:17:48

AT&T Broadband Digital Cable 'It'll Be Like a Sports Bar' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A satellite installer tells a housewife the upside of sharing one receiver: 'You'll have sports right here in the kitchen. It'll be like a sports bar.' She pushes him toward the door while he's still planning: 'some neon beer signs... ooh, hot wings!'

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0:18:18

Jeep 'Gear Up and Get Out' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A mountain biker on a desert trail opens Jeep's Gear Up 'n Get Out event, with a 7-year/100,000-mile powertrain pledge and cash allowances of up to $2,500 on select vehicles. A Grand Cherokee, a Liberty and a red Wrangler show off the lineup before 'Jeep. There's only one.'

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0:18:48

WFLD Fox Chicago News Promo - 'What's Being Done to Keep ATMs Safe?' (2002)

Grainy ATM surveillance footage plays inside a scope overlay: 'It's a growing crime that could easily happen to you. What's being done to keep ATMs safe? More importantly, what's not?' Fox News Investigates airs Monday at nine on WFLD Chicago.

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0:26:01

H&R Block 'Will It Take an Act of God?' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

'It took an act of Congress to pass 441 tax law changes. Will it take an act of God to understand them?' Pages fly from a 'Tax Law Changes 2001' book as H&R Block promises: 'If you're not satisfied, you don't pay.'

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0:26:31

Dodge Team Dodge Sales Event 'Can I Get You a Cup of Coffee?' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The customer says 'Sure' to a cup of coffee, and a red Team Dodge pit crew swarms him and his car while the on-screen timer ticks 1.2, 3.7, 6.1. The offer is a 7-year/100,000-mile powertrain pledge plus up to $2,500 cash, with the Dakota, Stratus, Durango and all-new Ram on the product cards, because 'everything's moving fast.'

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0:27:01

NBA ShootOut 2002 'Want Faster Gameplay?' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

There's no voiceover, only music and court sounds, as streetballers in red and yellow jerseys play a pickup game at night under a downtown hoop. Then 'WANT FASTER GAMEPLAY?' leads into in-game NBA action from 989 Sports, ending on the white PS one.

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0:27:31

Fox 'Andy Richter Controls the Universe' Promo - 'Please Take Mine!' (2002)

'Meet Andy Richter, a normal guy who just can't seem to have a normal day.' In the office chaos, a man shouts that he's going sailing and cannot find his sunglasses ('Please take mine!') and another man wrestles a snake. The new series is coming this March to Fox.

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0:33:27

Enough (2002) - Jennifer Lopez - TV Spot ('This Summer')

Jennifer Lopez stars in this Columbia Pictures spot: 'The husband who couldn't live without her won't let her live without him. Nobody will.' 'Self-defense is not murder.' It ends on the red ENOUGH title and a 'This Summer' card.

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0:33:57

RadioShack 'Now You Can Both Listen' with Howie Long - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

On a plane, a coin toss over a portable DVD player ('I hate airplane music.' 'Too bad.') ends in a truce thanks to a headphone splitter: 'Here. Now you can both listen.' The tag puts Howie Long at the RadioShack counter: 'Let me pay you. Come on. How much?' 'No, really.'

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0:34:27

H&R Block 'Greatest Blocks of the Season' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

'H&R Block and HRBlock.com present the greatest blocks of the season.' NFL Films-style footage of Jon Runyan, Kevin Mawae, Cris Carter and Brett Favre, each credited with 'one of the best blocks this year', ends with Favre celebrating.

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0:34:57

H&R Block '$610 for Each Taxpayer' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

'It's estimated Americans overpaid $311 million in taxes. That was $610 for each taxpayer.' H&R Block offers to double-check last year's return free and refile past returns so 'you could get more money back.'

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0:35:27

NASCAR on Fox Subway 400 Promo - Stock Car Tunnel (2002)

Stock cars spiral through a tunnel graphic and race toward the camera, with a helmeted driver in the mix, as NASCAR heads to Fox 'with the Subway 400, February 24th.'

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0:35:48

Dodge Team Dodge Sales Event 'Everything's Moving Fast' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A showroom offer, 'Can I get you a cup of coffee?' 'Sure.', opens this Team Dodge Sales Event spot, where 'everything's moving fast': a 7-year/100,000-mile powertrain pledge, up to $2,500 cash allowance on a Durango super, and a 'Grab Life by the Horns' sign-off.

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0:36:18

Menards 'Save Big Money at Menards' Big Card - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A Menards associate walks the aisles as the VO promises 10% off everything, 'even sale items', including cabinets, countertops, paint, lights and flooring, when you use your Menards Big Card. 'Save big money at Menards.'

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0:36:48

Kia Optima 'Commercial's Over, Bill' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Bill's Honda Accord is secretly swapped for a Kia Optima that 'actually costs $1,500 less', and once he finds the side airbags and 10-year warranty he won't leave: 'Out of the car, Bill. Commercial's over.'

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0:37:18WFLD Fox News in the Morning (Fox Chicago) — ID / bumper, not uploaded:05
0:37:55

H&R Block Financial Advisors 'Whose Job Is It to Manage Them?' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A broker, a bank and a CPA each manage a piece of your money: 'After you go round and round, ask yourself, whose job is it to manage them?' H&R Block Financial Advisors pitches its one-account, one-fee Wealth Management Account.

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0:38:25

KFC Wings 'Who You Calling Honey?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

'This is the most lackluster pigskin party ever. You need help.' KFC to the rescue with Honey BBQ and Spicy BBQ Wings, 8 for $2.99 or 20 for $7.49, plus a reminder to 'load up on KFC Wings for the big game.'

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0:38:55

Gran Turismo 3 A-spec (PS2) 'Do You Have Nail Clippers?' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A driver in a Dodge racing suit pushes through a crowded Japanese shop asking, 'Do you have nail clippers?', intercut with Dodge Viper gameplay. 'Gran Turismo 3 A-spec. The Drive of Your Life.'

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0:39:25

Nike 'Runner in the Dark' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A nearly all-black 15-second spot: only a runner's lit feet move through the darkness over a music bed, until a white 'JUST' super and the Nike swoosh appear.

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0:39:40

Mlife 'You Think We Communicate Better?' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Two hard-hat construction workers at lunch: 'You think we communicate better since we got an Mlife?' (pause) 'Me too.' Then the teaser super 'what is mlife?' and 'go to mlife.com.'

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0:39:55

Fox 'That '80s Show' Promo - 'Where Can I Find Duran Duran?' New Fox Wednesday (2002)

'Where can I find Duran Duran?' 'K-Mart.' Fox launches the new Wednesday lineup: That '80s Show, Jim McMahon and Willie Gault on Grounded for Life, Super Bowl MVP Marcus Allen joining Bernie Mac, and Frankie Muniz dropping by Titus.

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0:52:26

NFL GameDay 2002 'Our Toughest Defense Ever' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

No voiceover, just live-action NFL Films-style mayhem from a night Raiders-Ravens game as Ravens defenders chase ball carriers into the stands and up the stadium stairs. 'NFL GameDay 2002: Our toughest defense ever' on PlayStation 2.

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0:52:56

Pizza Hut P'Zone '51 Cubic Inches of Perfection' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A leather-jacketed spokesman explains the brain's pizza side and sandwich side, then ends the conflict with the P'Zone: '51 cubic inches of perfection. So big, we dare you to eat it alone.' It's $5.99, or two for $10.99.

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0:53:26Jeep (repeat of 03.04) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:53:56

Fox 'Malcolm in the Middle' Promo - 'Super Malcolm' After the Super Bowl (2002)

'It's the Malcolm with so many stars, it could only follow the Super Bowl.' Fox hypes the one-hour Super Malcolm with Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw ('Catch Howie and Terry'), and a Men in Black 2 tag says 'In theaters everywhere July 3rd.'

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0:54:16

Chicagoland Ford Dealers 'Right. Now.' SUV Cash Back - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

'Ford's here. With five of the top ten best-selling dealers in America.' Chicagoland Ford stores offer $2,000 to $2,500 cash back or 0% financing on the Explorer, Expedition, Explorer Sport and Sport Trac, over speed-tunnel graphics.

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0:54:46

SBC Ameritech 'Meet Our New E-mail System, Ted' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

'Meet our new e-mail system, Ted': a man in a bright orange suit hand-carries messages through offices, stairwells and city streets ('Urgent Ted-mail comin' through!') until the kicker, 'Ted's okay. A more reliable network is better.'

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0:55:16

Mercedes-Benz C-Class 'Teapots Boil Over' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

No dialogue, only music: a silver C-Class passes through an old European city while parking meters spin, rows of blue teapots boil over and a police officer gapes. 'The C-Class Sedan starts at $31,215 with free scheduled maintenance.'

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0:55:46WFLD Fox Chicago News at Nine — ID / bumper, not uploaded:05

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0:59:39

Porsche Boxster 'Man Awake After Decades in Coma' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A man wakes from a decades-long coma, pulls the cover off his old Porsche and takes it out on a lakeside mountain road, where a new silver Boxster pulls up beside him. 'Boxster. What a Porsche has always been.'

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1:00:09KFC (Honey BBQ Wings / Spicy BBQ Wings) (repeat of 05.11) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:00:39

The Home Depot 'The Coolest Treehouse' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The kids announce 'My dad's going to build us the coolest treehouse,' but dad doesn't have a clue, so an orange-apron associate walks him through it, trap door and rope swing included. It ends with dad and son asleep inside the lit-up treehouse.

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1:01:09

Doritos Extreme 'Bold and Daring' Instant Win Game - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A mustached spokesman in a white suit says eating Doritos Extreme is bold, and giving away an Xbox plus a home entertainment system 'is bold and daring.' Instant-win game pieces are inside specially marked bags.

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1:01:24

Mlife 'Keeps My Ducks in a Row' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

At a business convention, a guy with a name tag buries a woman in buzzwords about his Mlife ('it keeps my ducks in a row'), and all she asks is 'Do you like sushi?' From the 'what is mlife?' teaser campaign.

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1:01:39

NFL 'This Is What It's All About' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

The NFL's black-and-white Super Bowl XXXVI image spot, where players and coaches talk about the one goal: 'That Super Bowl trophy... You got to go out there and you got to take it.' Furnished by the National Football League and its players.

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1:08:38

Men in Black II (2002) - Will Smith & Tommy Lee Jones - Super Bowl TV Spot ('This July')

A family is watching a Rams game when Agents J and K walk into the house: 'Don't worry about a thing, folks. I used to live here, came by to pick up a few things.' A Super Bowl-day teaser that closes with 'Y'all go ahead and enjoy that game.'

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1:09:08

Jak and Daxter 'You Fight Any 300-Foot Robots Today?' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Daxter brags to two mounted police officers about fighting a dozen Lurkers at once ('You fight any 300-foot robots today? Didn't think so.') while Jak does all the work on a store-window screen. 'A new legacy is born.'

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1:09:38Pizza Hut P'Zone (repeat of 06.02) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:10:08Chrysler Great American Getaway (Chrysler Advantage) (repeat of 02.02) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:10:38

Fox 'Boston Public' Promo - 'It Can Happen at Any School' (2002)

A dark school hallway, a lockdown and explosives found in the basement: Fox teases the bomb-threat episode of Boston Public. 'It can happen at any school... Tomorrow, it's happening at Boston Public.'

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1:15:57FOX Sports - NASCAR on FOX (Subway 400 at The Rock, Feb 24) — ID / bumper, not uploaded:05
1:16:02

Mercury Mountaineer 'Very Simple Game Plan' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A dad gives the family a football-style pep talk about their 2002 Mercury Mountaineer, with telestrator arrows drawn over the standard third-row seat: 'It's gonna be a piece of cake.' Starting at $29,475 at Chicagoland and Northwest Indiana Mercury dealers.

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1:16:33

ATA American Trans Air 'Whadjapay?' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

An interviewer asks business travelers what they paid to fly in from Los Angeles ('$2,300 round trip'), then ATA answers with a $159 nonstop fare with no advance purchase and no minimum stay. 'Whadjapay? Next time, fly ATA.'

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1:17:03

Burger King BK Value Menu '99 Cent Whopper Junior' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Drivers in a red convertible and a silver Corvette pull through the drive-thru for 99-cent Whopper Juniors and Rodeo Cheeseburgers from the BK Value Menu. Have it your way.

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1:17:33

WFLD Fox Chicago News Promo - Super Bowl Commercials & Instant Replay at Home (2002)

WFLD Fox Chicago teases its after-the-game newscast: the Super Bowl commercials, plus a look at 'instant replay at home' as it tests 'the gadgets that could change the way you watch TV,' with TiVo on screen.

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1:24:12Jeep (repeat of 03.04) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:24:42

Circuit City Broadband 'You're Digging the Trench' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A dad storms into breakfast with a broadband master plan: 'Tracy, you're digging the trench, shovel's in the garage.' Circuit City offers one-stop high-speed internet access instead. 'We're with you.'

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1:25:12

GE Reveal Light Bulb 'Clean, Pure Light' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Laughing babies on a couch are lit by the GE Reveal bulb, which 'filters out yellow, leaving only clean, pure light.' We bring good things to life.

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1:25:27

Mlife 'It's Pronounced M-Life, Jim' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A piano-bar crooner in a burgundy dinner jacket says he sees the word 'Mlifey' everywhere, until Gigi sets him straight: 'It's pronounced M-life, Jim.' From the 'what is mlife?' teaser campaign.

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1:31:14

Mr. Deeds (2002) - Adam Sandler - TV Spot ('This Summer')

Adam Sandler is Longfellow Deeds, a small-town guy who just inherited $40 billion. 'Jets are choke artists.' 'You own the Jets, Deeds.' 'I do? That sucks.'

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1:31:44989 Sports NFL GameDay 2002 (PlayStation 2) (repeat of 06.01) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:32:14

Best Buy 'Turn On the Fun' Boring Boardroom - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Two bored young staffers sit through a mind-numbing fiscal-year review ('the numbers in April were slightly lower than the numbers in March, but identical') before escaping to Best Buy to play the latest video games. 'Best Buy. Turn on the fun.'

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1:32:44NASCAR on FOX (Fox Sports) - Subway 400 (repeat of 05.05) — repeat, not uploaded:20
1:33:04

WFLD Fox Chicago News Promo - Tamron Hall on the Best & Worst Super Bowl Ads (2002)

Tamron Hall and David Novarro tease Monday's Fox News in the Morning on WFLD: 'Which commercial scored and which bombed?' Plus, the best health clubs for men.

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1:33:14

WFLD Fox Chicago News Promo - Larry Yellen ATM Crime Investigation (2002)

A surveillance-camera-style WFLD promo: 'Every time you use the ATM, you're open game to creeps on the street.' Larry Yellen investigates what's being done to keep you safe, Monday at 9.

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1:33:34

Nissan Pathfinder 'Not That You Would. But You Could.' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A silver Nissan Pathfinder charges through a steeplechase course right alongside the horses and riders. 'Not that you would. But you could.' The 240-horsepower Nissan Pathfinder.

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1:34:04

VoiceStream Family Time Plan 'I Know Where Dad Is' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A husband gets a phone duct-taped to his chest ('This should help') and wanders the city at night while his wife calls him from bed, ending up crowd-surfing in a mosh pit. VoiceStream's Family Time Plan: 'Don't pay more, just get more.'

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1:34:35WFLD Fox Chicago News at Nine — ID / bumper, not uploaded:05

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1:41:10

Panic Room (2002) - Jodie Foster - TV Spot ('Theaters Everywhere March 8th')

The 60-second spot for David Fincher's Panic Room: Jodie Foster and Kristen Stewart tour a 4,200-square-foot, four-floor New York brownstone and find a hidden room 'there to protect you from your greatest fear.' Then the break-in: 'What we want is in that room.'

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1:42:10

CompUSA Palm Handheld 'People Say I'm All Looks, No Brains' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A model at a grand piano in a seaside mansion scoffs, 'People say I'm all looks, no brains. Please,' then checks her Palm handheld: 'The Fed needs me to lecture on our monetary system. Again.' Buy select Palm handhelds at CompUSA and get a free 16-meg expansion card.

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1:42:40

Pizza Hut P'Zone 'Let the P'Zone Revolution Begin' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

'Let the P'Zone revolution begin.' A 15-second launch spot for Pizza Hut's P'Zone, 'the pizza you eat like a sandwich', with mozzarella and toppings sandwiched calzone style, at $5.99 or two for $10.99 at a P'Zone party.

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1:42:55

Mlife 'The Hogs Get Their Own Food for Once' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A bald farmer standing in a hog barn at night explains why he needs an mlife: 'Someday I'd like to go to New York City and go clubbing all night. The hogs get their own food for once.' Then he turns to a hog: 'Just kidding, Daisy.'

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1:45:07

RadioShack 'Let's Get Back to Better' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

A post-9/11 tribute in which celebrities speak one after another against black: 'They think we're weak. Instead, we show we are strong.' It closes: 'So to honor all the lives lost, let's not get back to normal. Let's get back to better. America.'

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1:45:37

H&R Block Financial Advisors 'No Time Left for You' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

While a rock song sings 'No time left for you', a man in a blue shirt walks against a crowd of suits pouring out of a columned financial building. VO: 'Why do 63% of Americans think financial institutions aren't interested in helping them? Maybe because they aren't.'

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1:46:07

Nike 'JUST' Sit-Ups - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

There is no dialogue and only one static shot: a man in a white sweatsuit does sit-ups on park grass, the word 'JUST' flashes with every crunch, and the Nike swoosh appears on the last reps.

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1:46:22

Mlife 'He Woos Me Now' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

In a crowded clothing store, an elderly woman in big glasses describes her husband's change: 'He woos me now. That's what Walter does since the M life. Woos. With words.' Walter, at the counter: 'Uh, do you have this in red?'

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1:46:37

Fox '24' Promo - 'I'm the Last Thing That You Will Ever See' (2002)

A Fox promo for 24's return with 12 consecutive original episodes: 'Jack Bauer has escaped and is considered a fugitive. You don't have to worry about what you've missed... only what you're going to miss.' An all-new 24 airs Tuesday at 9/8c.

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1:47:07Dodge (repeat of 05.06) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:47:38

XM Satellite Radio 'I'll Never Get Used to That' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A long-haired rock star falls from the sky through the ceiling of a retro motel room, and the elderly maid only sighs, 'I'll never get used to that.' 'Rock. Commercial free. Beyond AM. Beyond FM. XM Satellite Radio.'

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1:48:08Mercedes-Benz (repeat of 06.07) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:48:38WFLD Fox Chicago - Fox News in the Morning — ID / bumper, not uploaded:05

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1:54:27

Saturn SL1 'Actually, We're in Overdrive' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A silver 2002 Saturn SL1 on a white background is cut against moving type: 'Saturn is in high gear.' 'Actually, we're in overdrive.' The offer is a lease on the 2002 SL1 for $202 a month, with $202 due at signing.

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1:54:57

Ruffles 3Ds 'Enter a New Dimension' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A spokesman in a black suit, in front of a hypnotic black-and-white spiral, holds up a bag: '3Ds. Enter a new dimension.' It cuts to a suburban yard with a leaping dog ('Hey fluffy, that's a hedgehog') for new crunchy Ruffles 3Ds, Maximum Cheddar.

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1:55:12

Frito-Lay 3Ds 'What's With This Echoey Voice?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

An echoey off-screen voice tells the young man in front of the spiral that fans 'can win a trip to meet you on the set of Malcolm in the Middle': 'Watch Malcolm in the Middle after Super Bowl 36 and log on to 3DsFun.com.' 'Last question, what's with this echoey voice?' 'Gone, commercial's over.'

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1:55:27

A Knight's Tale & Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - DVD TV Spot ('When Football Ends') (2002)

'Who says football is the roughest contact sport? We don't.' Old football tackles give way to Crouching Tiger fight scenes and jousting from A Knight's Tale, then the pitch: 'When football ends, the action begins on DVD.'

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1:55:57

Goodyear 'It's Bingo Tonight, People' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A family running late for bingo drives on through a hailstorm that cracks the windshield ('Let's keep moving, we're already late') and pulls up under the Saturday Nite Bingo marquee: 'Oh yes. It's bingo tonight, people.' The tag line: 'Making it to bingo, on the wings of Goodyear.'

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1:56:27

NFL.com 'Positively No Visitors' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

A locker-room door marked 'POSITIVELY NO VISITORS' opens onto a pregame huddle ('This is a big game... one, two, three, win!'), and NFL.com promotes its game-day coverage: behind-the-scenes access, live stats, live radio and postgame features.

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1:56:57

Fox 'Malcolm in the Middle' Promo - The Number One Comedy, After the Super Bowl (2002)

Title cards credited to the Electronic Media Critics Poll say the critics' number one comedy 'wasn't Friends, Raymond or Sex and the City. It was Malcolm in the Middle.' After clips of Hal screaming and Dewey at the door ('Open the door!'), Fox promotes a special one-hour episode after the Super Bowl.

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Disc B · Feb 3, 2002

Broadcast: Disc T9B picks up Fox's Super Bowl XXXVI coverage from Sunday, February 3, 2002, recorded off WFLD Fox Chicago (Patriots vs. Rams, Louisiana Superdome), partway through the Declaration of Independence tribute where T9A stopped. The rest of the pregame show follows: the former presidents read Copland's 'Lincoln Portrait' with Keith Lockhart's Boston Pops, Marc Anthony and Mary J. Blige sing 'America the Beautiful', and Paul McCartney performs 'Freedom'. Then comes the Charles Schwab Super Bowl Kickoff Show with Pat Summerall and John Madden, including the team introductions (the Patriots came out as a team), Mariah Carey's national anthem and the coin toss by former President George H.W. Bush with Roger Staubach. The game runs from the opening kickoff through the first quarter (Jeff Wilkins' 50-yard field goal, 3-0 Rams) and into the second, including Ty Law's interception-return touchdown. The tape cuts off mid-drive with 7:09 left in the second quarter and New England ahead 7-3, before halftime, and it holds 16 commercial breaks of the 2002 Super Bowl ads and Fox promos.

Watch disc B in full at the Internet Archive

Program log

The breaks, in airing order

Break 1

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0:18:03Chrysler (repeat of T9A: Chrysler 'Great American Getaway' - Vintage 2002 TV Com) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:18:33Pizza Hut (repeat of T9A: Pizza Hut P'Zone '51 Cubic Inches of Perfection' - Vint) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:19:03

Office Depot 'Curling Expert' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

A man watching curling in a lodge asks 'What is that?' and a super-labeled curling expert, Don Barcome, appears at his table: 'Curling, an ancient Scottish ice sport, played with a 42-pound stone.' Office Depot promises 'expert answers whenever you need them' and signs off as a proud sponsor of the 2002 U.S. Olympic Team.

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0:19:33

Spider-Man (2002) - Super Bowl TV Spot ('On May 3rd')

Light streaks weave into web strands as the voiceover promises 'On May 3rd, the entire world will connect to the web,' then the spot cuts to Spider-Man swinging between skyscrapers, a burning building and a green-glider explosion. A hospital-bedside exchange ('I'm not Superman, you know') leads to 'In theaters everywhere May 3rd.'

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0:20:03

RadioShack 'Shack-cess-orize' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

A leather book titled 'SHACK-CESS-ORIZE' opens on 'Raising the gold bar of technology' as the voiceover traces gold from jewelry to spacecraft to 'the most important object of all: TV.' A giant gold coin, an astronaut suit and an orange dress that turns gold sell RadioShack's gold audio and video accessories 'for better picture and sound.'

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0:20:33

Fox 'That '70s Show' Promo - 'I'm Going to Die a Virgin' Twister Hour (2002)

Fox promises 'a full-blown hour of an all-new That '70s Show' as a twister hits the heartland and one character wails 'Oh no, I'm going to die a virgin.' The voiceover teases that 'a hero will be born' and 'a woman will be swept away by Luke Wilson,' starting at 8 on Fox Tuesday.

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0:27:55NASCAR on FOX (Fox Sports) - Subway 400 at The Rock (repeat of T9A: NASCAR on FOX (Subway 400 at The Rock) station tag (in ) — repeat, not uploaded:05
0:28:00

TD Waterhouse 'Head Home for Retirement' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

Leaning on a balcony rail above a busy train-station concourse, an older man wonders 'how many of them are ready for the day when they head home for retirement.' He pitches TD Waterhouse's online retirement planner and an IRA offer with a year of Money magazine, closing on 'You're in Control.'

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0:28:30VoiceStream Wireless (FamilyTime Plan) (repeat of T9A: VoiceStream Family Time Plan 'I Know Where Dad Is' (bre) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:29:00

XM Satellite Radio 'Hip-Hop Uncut' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

A man in a hooded sweatshirt crashes through the ceiling into a quiet cubicle farm, then drops on through a hole in the floor while stunned office workers look on. An XM car receiver cycles to channel 83: 'Hip-hop uncut. Beyond AM. Beyond FM. XM Satellite Radio.'

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0:29:30Dodge (Team Dodge Sales Event) (repeat of T9A: Dodge Team Dodge Sales Event 'Everything's Moving Fast') — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:30:00WFLD Fox Chicago News (Fox News Investigates) (repeat of T9A: WFLD Fox Chicago News Promo - 'What's Being Done to Kee) — repeat, not uploaded:10

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0:33:59

Charles Schwab 'Troy, Think Mutual Funds' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

In a dark den an older man tells a young man named Troy, 'if you don't get back in you're gonna regret it... think mutual funds, stay diversified.' The line 'Wouldn't it be great if the person you trust most was your broker?' leads to Schwab's mutual fund advice, 'not driven by commission,' at 1-800-4-NO-LOAD.

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0:34:29Dodge (repeat of T9A: Dodge Team Dodge Sales Event 'Can I Get You a Cup of Co) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:34:59

Michelob Light 'Age Is Just a State of Mind' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002) (60s)

Opening on the titles 'AGE IS JUST A STATE OF MIND,' this music-only minute shows older adults swimming, boxing a heavy bag, mountain-biking, dancing at a club and staging a pillow fight, with Michelob Light bottle close-ups cut in between. It closes on 'LIFE IS NOW.' under the stars and the tag 'POUR YOURSELF INTO IT.'

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0:35:59

Fox 'NASCAR on FOX' Promo - Subway 400, Feb 24 (2002)

CG stock cars swirl through a spiral tunnel and past building facades, intercut with grainy fisheye footage of pack racing and the Budweiser #8 car. The music-only promo ends on a starburst card reading 'NASCAR on FOX / SUBWAY 400 / Feb 24.'

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0:36:29

Fox '24' Promo - 'Best Show of All', Golden Globe Winner Kiefer Sutherland (2002)

Critics-poll cards rank 'The West Wing - Second Best' and '24 - Best Show of All' before the red digital clock and action clips. A super hails 'golden globe winner kiefer sutherland - best actor,' with 'An all-new episode every Tuesday on Fox.'

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0:42:41

All About the Benjamins (2002) - Super Bowl TV Spot ('The Robbery Was Perfect')

'The robbery was perfect. But the real crime... was putting them on the case,' says the voiceover of this New Line Cinema spot about $20 million worth of missing diamonds. It fits in the 'Who do you think I am? Mel Gibson?' gag and ends 'Rated R. Starts Friday March 8th.'

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0:43:11

Verified by Visa 'I Am Emmitt Smith' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

Emmitt Smith insists 'I am Emmitt Smith... No, really, I am' as the voiceover asks 'Worried that the you shopping online really isn't you?' The launch spot introduces Verified by Visa, a personal-password security service, and sends viewers to Visa.com/verified.

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0:43:41Saturn (2002 Saturn SL1) (repeat of T9A: Saturn SL1 'Actually, We're in Overdrive' - Vintage 200) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:44:11

McDonald's 'Does He Catch It?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

At a muddy youth-football game a small boy in a helmet goes for a catch while his dad watches: 'Does he catch it? Or doesn't he? ... Does it matter?' The two end up laughing over fries at McDonald's, and the golden arches end card reads 'smile.'

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0:44:42Fox - Boston Public (repeat of T9A: Fox 'Boston Public' Promo - 'It Can Happen at Any Schoo) — repeat, not uploaded:25

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0:48:30

John Q (2002) - Denzel Washington - Super Bowl TV Spot ('I Am Not Gonna Bury My Son')

A father takes a hospital emergency room hostage to get his son on the transplant donor list: "They're telling me I gotta take my son home and watch him die... I am not gonna bury my son!" The New Line spot names Denzel Washington and says the film starts Friday, February 15th.

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0:49:00

America Online 'My Whole Family Got the Flu' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

America Online pitches WebMD inside the service with the testimonial "My whole family got the flu, and I got help on WebMD," then shows the Upgrade to new AOL 7.0 screen. It closes on "So easy to use, no wonder it's number one."

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0:49:30

Pizza Hut P'Zone 'Give Me a P!' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

"First stop, L.A. Sports Arena": a cheering crowd greets the new P'Zone ("Give me a P!"), "the pizza you eat like a sandwich," with mozzarella and toppings sandwiched calzone-style for $5.99 or two for $10.99. It ends with "The P'Zone Revolution. Join us."

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0:50:00

GMC Envoy 'They All Laughed at Christopher Columbus' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

"They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round." Dark cards read IT'S NOT MERCEDES, OR TOYOTA, NOT HONDA, and then the Motor Trend trophy names the GMC Envoy the 2002 Sport Utility of the Year: "Those who say America can't compete don't take test drives."

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0:50:30

Fox 'The Bernie Mac Show' Promo - From a Dud to a Football Stud (2002)

"Can Bernie turn Jordan from a dud to a football stud?" A 10-second Fox tease over youth-football scenes: "Marcus Allen guest stars, all new Bernie Mac, Wednesday."

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0:50:40

Fox 'Malcolm in the Middle' Promo - One-Hour 'Super Malcolm' After the Super Bowl (2002)

"A Malcolm in the Middle so big it had to be an hour, with so many stars": Fox's promo for the one-hour Super Malcolm after the game names Susan Sarandon, Tom Green, Christina Ricci, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, Magic Johnson, Heidi Klum and Bradley Whitford. "When the big game is over, the real action begins."

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0:56:53

Charles Schwab 'Barry Bonds, It's Time' - Super Bowl XXXVI Pregame Commercial (2002)

Barry Bonds takes batting practice alone at night in an empty stadium while the PA needles him: "Barry Bonds, it's time. It's time to walk into retirement." Bonds answers "Hank, would you cut it out already?" and the voice turns out to be Hank Aaron, All-time Home Run Leader, at the microphone.

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1:05:45

Bud Light 'Robobash' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

In this parody of TV robot combat, the Robobash champion faces a little wooden-crate contender, "Mini Fridge." The crate opens to show a Bud Light ("Lock on"), and the big robot goes after it and gets taken apart. "Oh, no mercy!"

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1:06:15

E*TRADE Financial 'Monkey Flops' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) (60s)

The E*TRADE chimp stars in a Broadway-style musical, and the next morning's paper reads "Monkey Flops - Silliest Ad in Game History." CEO Christos M. Cotsakos fires him ("You just don't fit our new image"), and the last shot puts the chimp in an astronaut suit.

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1:07:15

Fox 'E*TRADE Financial Halftime Show' Promo - Dancing in the End Zone (2002)

A coach tells his player "You're gonna be dancing in the end zone. Go get 'em!", then football players in orange feathered showgirl costumes dance in the locker room. "Stay tuned for the E*TRADE Financial Halftime Show."

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1:12:20

Britney Spears Pepsi 'Joy of Pepsi' Through the Decades - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Britney Spears moves through Pepsi's ad eras: a 1958 black-and-white soda fountain ("people who think young say Pepsi, please"), the 1963 Pepsi-Cola Hit Meter, a 1966 beach party, a 1970 hippie scene and a modern drive-in dance number. It ends on 'The Joy of Pepsi' and pepsi.yahoo.com.

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1:13:50

Fox 'Ally McBeal' Promo - 'Think You Know Everything About Ally McBeal?' (2002)

"Think you know everything about Ally McBeal?" A 20-second Fox promo builds to the surprise: "I'm your daughter." "Obviously, that's impossible." "Obviously, it's not... Hi, Mom."

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1:21:21

The Scorpion King (2002) - Super Bowl TV Spot ('I Have Seen the Prophecy')

Desert battles and a palace on fire follow the Universal globe: "A tyrant who enslaved a nation... A warrior who would become their only hope." "I have seen the prophecy." The end card reads April 19th.

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1:21:51

Monster.com 9/11 Tribute 'Thank You, America' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

In black and white, a New Yorker in a suit speaks in front of the Manhattan skyline and the Empire State Building about September 11th: 'Now more than ever, we are one nation. For all New Yorkers, I just want to say, thank you America.' The tribute was made possible by monster.com.

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1:22:21

truth Anti-Smoking 'What's in Cigarette Smoke?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

With no dialogue, small planes tow orange banners over a crowded summer beach asking 'WHAT'S IN CIGARETTE SMOKE?' and listing chemicals such as cadmium. It ends on the orange card 'Knowledge is contagious. infect truth.'

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1:22:51Mlife (MGM Mirage) (repeat of T9A: Mlife 'The Hogs Get Their Own Food for Once' (break12_s) — repeat, not uploaded:15
1:23:52

Bud Light 'So How Much?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

At a nightclub bar a shy guy parrots the pickup lines his friend in glasses feeds him ('Hi, I'm Paul, and you have beautiful eyes'), until he also repeats the friend's 'So how much?' and the woman looks shocked. 'Make it a Bud Light.'

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1:24:22

Quiznos 'Dives Right Into the Untoasted Sub' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

In 'Test Room #3' a tester shoots a woman with a tranquilizer dart the moment she reaches for the toasted sub, then reports into a mic that she 'dives right into the untoasted sub.' VO: 'The only way to beat a Quiznos toasted sub is to cheat.'

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1:24:52

FedEx 'No, I Did This' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A junior staffer suggests saving 10% by opening an account on FedEx.com, and nobody reacts until an older executive repeats the idea with a hand gesture. 'You just said the same thing I said, only you did this.' 'No, I did this.' 'Makes all the difference.'

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1:28:15

Collateral Damage (2002) - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Super Bowl TV Spot ('Dead or Alive')

'He's wanted.' 'Dead or alive.' This Warner Bros. spot chases 'a terrorist who calls himself the Wolf' through explosions and a building rappel, and the VO names Arnold Schwarzenegger: 'Collateral Damage. Rated R. Starts Friday.'

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1:28:45

Bud Light 'Go Get One, Boy' (Hawk) - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

From a high-rise apartment a young man shows two women his trained hawk ('Go get one, boy'), and it dives onto a sidewalk cafe below and scatters the diners. It comes back with something other than a beer: 'Ooh, that's a first.'

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1:29:15

Mlife 'I Love Numbers' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Two accountants in suits sit beside a woman reading a newspaper: 'We're here to do the books.' 'I love numbers.' ... 'Do you have an Mlife?' The 15-second teaser ends on 'what is mlife?' and 'go to mlife.com'.

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1:29:30

Yahoo! 'How Did You Learn How to Talk?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A man in a red plaid shirt stands waist-deep in a tropical lagoon when a talking sea creature surfaces beside him. 'How'd you find this place?' 'Yahoo.' ... 'Wait, wait. How did you learn how to talk?' 'Yahoo.' End card: 'Do You Yahoo!?'

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1:33:37

Visa Check Card 'We're Practically Brothers' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Asked for ID to pay by check in a used bookstore, a customer spins a six-degrees chain from a movie extra named Eunice to 'Kim, who dumped you sophomore year. So you see, we're practically brothers.' VO: 'Tired of looking for ID? Use the Visa check card.'

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1:34:08

H&R Block 'Somewhere in Washington, D.C.' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Under a 'National Revenue Administration' sign, a bald official reads tax code aloud from a lectern while the clerks drift off. VO: 'Don't worry, we know exactly what he's talking about. And with 441 tax law changes, you'll need all the help you can get.'

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1:34:38

Mlife 'So He Gave Us These Frogs Instead' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Two boys crouch in the woods: 'My dad says I can't have an Mlife until I'm 16... So he gave us these frogs instead.' A caption asks 'what is mlife?', then the end card reads 'go to mlife.com'.

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1:34:53

Signs (2002) - Mel Gibson - Super Bowl TV Spot ('August 2')

Aerial crop circles captioned 'New Zealand, 1972', 'Germany, 1992' and 'Egypt, 1992' lead to Mel Gibson in a cornfield as the VO warns 'The signs have been appearing.' A child in a dark bedroom asks: 'There's a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?'

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1:36:42

Budweiser 'Clydesdales Bow to the Manhattan Skyline' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) (60s)

No words, only music: the Budweiser Clydesdales pull the red wagon from a snowy farm barn, through a small town and across the Brooklyn Bridge. Then they stop facing the lower Manhattan skyline and the Statue of Liberty, and bow.

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1:37:42

Hart's War (2002) - Bruce Willis - Super Bowl TV Spot ('One Last Stand')

The spot opens cold in a snowy WWII POW camp, where someone says 'There's an escape going into it.' Then the MGM lion and the voiceover: 'They were soldiers... with one last mission... one last stand... one last battle.' Rated R, starting February 15th.

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1:38:12

NFL & United Way 'Sam Adams of the Baltimore Ravens' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A Baltimore Ravens player stands waist-deep in a community pool with kids at a swim lesson, as the voiceover says 'Sam Adams of the Baltimore Ravens, working to help the United Way build stronger communities.'

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1:42:04

Lipton Brisk 'Nobody Fires Danny DeVito' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) (60s)

The claymation Brisk puppets get fired because 'there's a new Lipton Brisk that tastes so good, it sells itself.' A mock Hollywood news story follows, with 'Power to the Puppets' protesters and a puppet attorney insisting 'If the puppets go away, Lipton must pay.'

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1:43:04

Visa 'Michael Johnson vs. Jason Sehorn vs. a Racehorse' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Jason Sehorn, Michael Johnson and the racehorse Lightning Bolt line up at the starting blocks for a race 'brought to you by Visa, the official card of the NFL.' Then John Andretti's stock car roars in: 'I almost forgot. We're also the official card of NASCAR.'

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1:49:50

Britney Spears Pepsi 'Think Young, Say Pepsi, Please' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Britney Spears in a 1958 black-and-white soda fountain: 'You hear something new at fountains today... people who think young say Pepsi, please.' The Joy of Pepsi, from Super Bowl XXXVI.

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1:50:20

Cadillac 'Break Through' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) (60s)

A red late-1950s Cadillac convertible with tail fins drives out of a black-and-white city into a color desert. It runs alongside a silver CTS and passes an Escalade EXT, then the driver takes the wheel of a blue XLR roadster racing a train at a crossing. Voiceover: 'Cadillac. Break Through.'

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1:51:20Fox - Malcolm in the Middle (repeat of T9A: Fox 'Malcolm in the Middle' Promo - The Number One Come) — repeat, not uploaded:20

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1:54:59

XXX (2002) - Vin Diesel - Super Bowl TV Spot ('The New Breed of Secret Agent')

Revolution Studios presents 'the new breed of secret agent' from the director of The Fast and the Furious: gadget cases, explosions and a red car driving off a cliff. The voiceover ends with 'Vin Diesel is... triple X.'

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1:55:30

Budweiser 'Our Love Shines Like a Beacon' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

She spends ages in the greeting-card aisle reading card after card ('Our love shines like a beacon'), while he grabs one off a convenience-store rack in seconds. At dinner they trade cards: 'It's perfect.'

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1:56:00

Dockers 'Nice Pants. Very Nice Pants.' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

At a formal ballroom party, three men stand at the buffet in little black dresses while a man in Dockers slacks dances with one of their wives: 'Nice pants. Very nice pants.' VO: 'Finally, guys have an answer to the little black dress.'

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1:56:29

Mlife 'Hi, Baby' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

At an oyster bar, a young man explains that his grandfather 'is alone and wants an Mlife to help him meet women.' Grandpa chimes in: 'Hi, baby.'

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Disc C · Feb 3, 2002

Broadcast: Disc T9C continues Fox's Super Bowl XXXVI telecast from Sunday, February 3, 2002, recorded off WFLD Fox Chicago. It picks up with 6:56 left in the second quarter and New England ahead 7-3, a few seconds of game clock after T9B stopped, and runs through David Patten's touchdown to a 14-3 halftime lead. Halftime brings the Visa Fox NFL Super Bowl Halftime Report and the E*TRADE Financial Halftime Show, where U2 play 'Beautiful Day', 'MLK' and 'Where the Streets Have No Name' while the names of the September 11 victims scroll on a giant banner, followed by a studio interview with Paul McCartney. The third and fourth quarters follow: Orlando Pace's and Joe Andruzzi's messages to the troops, Vinatieri's field goal, Madden's 'last fourth quarter together' farewell to Summerall, the Rams' goal-line fumble return wiped out by a penalty and Kurt Warner's touchdown sneak. The tape ends mid-drive with 6:54 left in the fourth quarter and the Patriots leading 17-10.

Watch disc C in full at the Internet Archive

Program log

The breaks, in airing order

Break 1

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0:08:22

Philip Morris USA 'Meet the Competition' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Philip Morris USA's youth smoking-prevention spot introduces parents to 'the competition', their kids' friends. When a boy asks 'You guys want a cigarette?' a kid answers 'No', and the spot closes on 'Talk. They'll listen.' with an offer of a free 'Start Talking' brochure.

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0:08:52

Monster 'A Really Fit Guy Who Needs a Job' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Olympic hockey players, skiers and speed skaters flash by in an orange-and-white montage while the narrator takes away the camera, the crowds, the medals and the clock, leaving 'a really fit guy who needs a job.' Monster says it is 'proud to find great jobs for our U.S. Olympians and millions of other Americans.'

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0:09:22

Levi's Flyweight Jeans 'Dancing Through Traffic' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

There is no dialogue, only instrumental music, as a young man in a white tank top and headphones walks and loosely dances down a busy sepia-toned street full of VW Beetle taxis and traffic cops. The end card switches from 'Levi's Lightweight Jeans' to 'Levi's Flyweight Jeans'.

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0:09:52

Fox 'That '80s Show' Promo - Duran Duran at Kmart (2002)

Over pop-art '80s graphics, Fox Wednesday asks viewers to 'get into the groove' with 'the new hit, That '80s Show'. In a record-store clip a customer asks 'Where can I find Duran Duran?' and the clerk answers 'Kmart'.

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0:26:33

Fox 'Malcolm in the Middle' Promo - So Big It Had to Be an Hour (2002)

Fox bills its one-hour episode after the game as 'the Malcolm in the Middle so big, it had to be an hour', and the announcer rolls through the stars: Susan Sarandon, Tom Green, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, Magic Johnson, Heidi Klum and Bradley Whitford. 'It could only follow the Super Bowl.'

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0:27:04

Mercury Mountaineer 'You Really Tailgate' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Fans at a tailgate agree on how they'll get to the game ('Mountaineer!'), and the narrator points to a standard third-row seat for seven and room for over 80 cubic feet of stuff: 'So with Mountaineer, you don't just tailgate, you really tailgate.' It ends on a $29,475 starting price and the Chicagoland and Northwest Indiana Mercury Dealers card.

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0:27:34VoiceStream Wireless (repeat of T9A: VoiceStream Family Time Plan 'I Know Where Dad Is') — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:28:04

Honda Accord 'Thanks' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Driving at night, a man sees 'THANKS' light up on his Accord's dashboard display and phones Honda: 'a little light that says thanks came on in my Accord.' The thanks is 'for helping make the Accord the best-selling car in America', and his reply is 'Oh... You're welcome.'

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0:28:34Mercury Mountaineer (repeat of T9A: Mercury Mountaineer 'Very Simple Game Plan') — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:29:05WFLD Fox Chicago News (Fox News Investigates) — ID / bumper, not uploaded:05

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0:32:39Fox '24' (repeat of T9A: Fox '24' Promo - 'I'm the Last Thing That You Will Ever See' (200) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:33:09

Fox 'The American Embassy' Promo - We Recruit Extraordinary People (2002)

'The producer of Erin Brockovich takes you to England' in this promo for The American Embassy, 'a new series coming this March to Fox', with London police, a passport dispute and Big Ben at night. 'This embassy means home to Americans abroad. We are their life raft, the isle of refuge.'

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0:33:39Jeep (repeat of T9A: Jeep 'Gear Up and Get Out' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial) — repeat, not uploaded:30

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0:46:16NASCAR on FOX (Subway 400 at The Rock, Feb 24) station (repeat of T9A: NASCAR on FOX (Subway 400 at The Rock) station tag) — repeat, not uploaded:05
0:46:21Dodge (Team Dodge Sales Event) (repeat of T9A: Dodge Team Dodge Sales Event 'Everything's Moving Fast') — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:46:52SBC Ameritech (repeat of T9A: SBC Ameritech 'Meet Our New E-mail System, Ted') — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:47:22Burger King (BK Value Menu) (repeat of T9A: Burger King BK Value Menu '99 Cent Whopper Junior') — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:47:52

Lexus LS430 'More Inviting Leather' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A silver LS430 is shown on mountain roads and at a lodge while the narrator quotes Automobile Magazine: 'No car in this class has more inviting leather.' The spot also names it the best luxury car over $40,000 'for the second year in a row' and closes with the Chicago Area Lexus Dealers tag.

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0:48:22WFLD Fox Chicago News (Tonight) — ID / bumper, not uploaded:05
0:48:28

NFL & United Way 'Do Not Panic' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

In this PSA 'furnished by the National Football League and its Players', Sam Adams of the Baltimore Ravens helps the United Way with first-aid training for kids. They practice pool rescue and CPR ('Support his head... Check the pulse... And do not panic.'), and the reply that comes back is 'Panic.'

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0:51:44

Fox 'That '70s Show' Promo - He'll Get Blown to Canada (2002)

'When a twister hits That '70s Show, a young man will fight to survive. He'll get blown to Canada...' The Fox Tuesday all-new hour also promises that 'a woman will be swept away by Luke Wilson... And a boy will become a man.'

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0:52:09Fox 'Malcolm in the Middle' (Super Malcolm) — ID / bumper, not uploaded:05
0:52:14NASCAR on FOX (Subway 400, Feb 24) (repeat of T9B: Fox 'NASCAR on FOX' Promo - Subway 400, Feb 24 (2002)) — repeat, not uploaded:30

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0:58:39

AT&T Wireless 'Welcome to mLife' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) (60s)

A wordless montage of everyday life (a man waking up, a woman on a pool float, a belly dancer, and a birth that ends with a gloved hand cutting the umbilical cord) leads to the supers 'we are meant to lead a wireless life' and 'now we truly can.' The spot ends with the voiceover: 'Welcome to mLife. From AT&T Wireless.'

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0:59:39

Budweiser 'How You Doing?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A cowboy-hatted Texan who just got in today tells his story in a New York bar, and when the bartender asks 'You want a beer?' he says 'I want a Bud'. The regulars keep greeting him with 'How you doing?' until he is saying it himself.

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1:00:09

superbowl.com on AOL 'Cast Your Vote for Super Bowl MVP' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A 10-second NFL-furnished spot: 'Access superbowl.com now on America Online. Cast your vote for today's Super Bowl MVP at AOL Keyword: superbowl.com.' The on-screen ballot lists Marshall Faulk, Tom Brady, Kurt Warner and Antowain Smith.

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1:04:37

Bud Light 'Satin Sheets' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

'Honey, I've got the black teddy on... and I put the satin sheets on the bed' gets only a mumble from the couch, but 'I've got cold Bud Light' sends him racing upstairs. He dives onto the satin sheets, slides straight out the window and lands in the neighbors' yard in his underwear.

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1:05:07

40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) - Josh Hartnett - Super Bowl TV Spot ('No Sex for Lent')

'On March 1st, one young, normal, healthy American male will attempt the unthinkable. No sex for Lent for 40 days.' His friends scoff ('You won't last a week'), and then comes the one problem: 'My name's Erica.'

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1:05:37

HotJobs.com 'Find Your Fit' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

At a job interview the young applicant repeats every word the interviewer says, even 'You realize if you continue in this manner, you'll be held in contempt pursuant to Rule 37B1.' Then the reveal: she belongs in a courtroom as the stenographer ('Find your fit.').

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1:09:20

Universal Orlando 'A Vacation from the Ordinary' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) (60s)

Each vacation wish gets a theme-park gag: 'I want to be pampered by natives' brings Frankenstein's monster rubbing a sunbather's feet, and 'I want to taste something exotic' gets a man slimed at Nickelodeon Studios. Popeye arm-wrestles a guest, and one man bikes across the moon with E.T.

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1:10:20Subway (repeat of T9A: Subway 'Hard to Believe You Keep Interrupting Me' - Vintage 2002 ) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:10:50Fox Sports / NASCAR on Fox (repeat of T9A: NASCAR on Fox Subway 400 Promo - Stock Car Tunnel (2002)) — repeat, not uploaded:20

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1:15:20

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) - Super Bowl TV Spot ('Yeah, Baby, Yeah!')

'This summer, the epic trilogy will come full circle... Austin Powers is back.' Disco, sumo and hot-tub moments lead to Austin in a pink car ('Yeah, baby, yeah!') and a July 26, 2002 date card, though the on-screen title reads only 'Austin Powers'.

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1:15:50

Taco Bell Steak Quesadilla 'Feast Your Eyes on the Future' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

The guys show off a new arrival set up in the den like home-theater gear ('Boys, feast your eyes on the future'), but it is a quesadilla with three cheeses and the upgrade: 'Wow, steak.' The spot closes on Taco Bell's 'Think outside the bun.'

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1:16:20

truth 'There's Cyanide in Cigarette Smoke' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A person in a giant rat costume sprawls on a Times Square subway-entrance sidewalk beside a cardboard sign reading 'THERE'S CYANIDE IN CIGARETTE SMOKE, SAME AS IN RAT POISON' as passers-by react. There is no voiceover, only music, and it ends on 'Knowledge is contagious.'

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1:18:27

Blockbuster 'Shake What Your Mama Gave You' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

From the pet shop across the street, Carl and Ray eye the Blockbuster store's 'wall-to-wall entertainment', so Carl puts on his own show. 'That's it, Carl. Shake what your mama gave you.'

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1:18:57

Cadillac Escalade EXT 'Reconfigurable Luxury SUT' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A black Escalade EXT stands out in parking lots full of ordinary cars, and its cargo bed reconfigures into the cabin. 'World's first reconfigurable luxury SUT. Cadillac Escalade EXT.'

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1:19:27Office of National Drug Control Policy (theantidrug.com (repeat of T9A: ONDCP 'Where Do Terrorists Get Their Money?' - Super Bowl XXXVI P) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:19:57Fox - Andy Richter Controls the Universe (promo) (repeat of T9A: Fox 'Andy Richter Controls the Universe' Promo - 'Please Take Min) — repeat, not uploaded:15

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1:32:26NASCAR on FOX (Fox Sports) - Subway 400 at The Rock (repeat of T9A: NASCAR on FOX (Subway 400 at The Rock)) — repeat, not uploaded:05
1:32:31

Chicagoland Ford Dealers '5 of 10 Best-Sellers' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

'Ford's here with five of the top ten best sellers in America.' The local dealers offer $1000-$2500 cash back or 0% APR financing on the Ranger, F-150, Super Duty and SuperCrew, 'only at your local Ford store.'

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1:33:01AT&T Broadband Digital Cable (repeat of T9A: AT&T Broadband Digital Cable 'It'll Be Like a Sports Bar') — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:33:31

Mercedes-Benz C-Class Sport Wagon 'Hang On to Your Sippy Cups' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A silver C-Class wagon takes wooded roads, a high arch bridge and a fence-lined ranch road, with only music behind it. Text cards on black carry the message: 'Hang on to your Sippy Cups.' and 'The C-Class Sport Wagon. With free scheduled maintenance.'

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1:34:02WFLD Fox Chicago - Fox News in the Morning (repeat of T9A: WFLD Fox News in the Morning (Fox Chicago)) — repeat, not uploaded:05

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1:40:39

Blade II (2002) - Wesley Snipes - Super Bowl TV Spot ('Daywalker')

Reapers, a RADCO club raid and a subway fight fill the spot as the announcer promises that only he can lead his old enemies 'to fight a new breed of terror. Daywalker. Wesley Snipes.' The line 'Do not know who you are messin' with!' leads to the end card: 'Starts Friday March 22nd.'

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1:41:09

M&M's 'Can I Watch TV?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A hotel desk clerk offers a business traveler 'our turn-down service with a complimentary chocolate on your pillow.' In the room, the Red M&M lying on the pillow of the next bed asks 'Can I watch TV?', and when the guest says 'No.' Red answers 'Sorry.'

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1:41:39

Philip Morris USA 'The Eye Roll with the Heavy Sigh' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

'There's the eye roll. The heavy sigh. The blank stare. And the ever-popular eye roll with the heavy sigh.' Philip Morris USA's Youth Smoking Prevention spot tells parents to keep talking to their kids about not smoking: 'They'll listen, even if they don't show it.'

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1:42:09Fox (Malcolm in the Middle) (repeat of T9A: Fox 'Malcolm in the Middle' Promo - 'Super Malcolm' After the Sup) — repeat, not uploaded:15

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1:46:53

Budweiser 'Thank You for 125 Years' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

The brewery clock tower, an archive photo of Adolphus Busch, and August A. Busch III and August A. Busch IV on the family legacy mark 125 years since 'Adolphus Busch started making Budweiser.' The spot closes on 'Five generations later, we couldn't be more proud to be America's favorite beer... This Bud's for you.'

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1:47:23

Quiznos 'The Only Way to Beat a Quizno's Sub Is to Cheat' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Two office workers in a green test room rig a contraption on the rival sub because 'That Quiznos toasted sub looks better than ours.' The super says it all: 'The only way to beat a Quizno's sub is to cheat.'

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1:47:38

Roche 'No One Needs to Suffer with the Flu' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Thermometer close-ups climb to 102 as the voiceover says 'No one needs to suffer with the flu. Doctors can now write prescriptions for a medicine that can actually shorten the duration of the flu.' The unbranded spot ends on the Roche logo with 1-800-282-1FLU and www.igotflu.com.

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1:47:53

Volkswagen Enhanced Turbo 'It's Not Rocket Science' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A technical-manual animation explains that 'Volkswagen's Enhanced Turbo uses three intake valves and two exhaust valves,' and then the spot cuts to a prom where a date translates: 'He's saying that the Volkswagen Turbo gets good gas mileage. And it's fast.' The tag: 'It's not rocket science. Well, it is, sort of.'

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1:49:56

Bad Company (2002) - Anthony Hopkins, Chris Rock - Super Bowl TV Spot ('Get the Bomb')

A green digital clock and a countdown over the Earth open this spot 'from producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Joel Schumacher': 'A nuclear weapon is hidden somewhere in America.' With Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock billed on the end card, 'Get the bomb, I'll cover you' draws the reply 'Why don't you get the bomb and I'll cover you?' before the June 7 date.

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1:50:26

Budweiser Dale Earnhardt Jr. 'Where Exactly Do You Live?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Dale Earnhardt Jr. is the designated driver, and his passengers steer him all over town ('Make a right on Havermeyer... Make a left on Jackson') until 'Dude, where exactly do you live?' gets the answer 'Right back by the bar.' The super reads 'Everyone who designates a driver deserves a victory lap.'

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1:50:56Charles Schwab (repeat of T9B: Charles Schwab 'Barry Bonds, It's Time') — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:51:26

Fox 'Greg the Bunny' Promo - Show Me the Bunny (2002)

A film-leader countdown opens on the line 'This is a puppet show. This is a puppet show on Fox.' The promo follows with 'Show me the bunny,' 'Any questions?' and 'Dude, my dishes are in there,' and ends on 'Greg the Bunny, coming this March to Fox.'

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1:56:19Fox - Malcolm in the Middle (one-hour 'Super Malcolm' a (repeat of T9B: Fox 'Malcolm in the Middle' Promo - One-Hour 'Super Malcolm' Afte) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:56:49Fox Sports - NASCAR on FOX (Subway 400, Feb 24) (repeat of T9B: Fox 'NASCAR on FOX' Promo - Subway 400, Feb 24 (2002) (T9B 0:35:5) — repeat, not uploaded:30

Disc D · Feb 3, 2002

Broadcast: Disc T9D finishes Fox's Super Bowl XXXVI telecast from Sunday, February 3, 2002, recorded off WFLD Fox Chicago. It opens mid-replay and goes live with 6:31 left in the fourth quarter, New England ahead 17-10, a few seconds of game clock after T9C stopped. It covers the Rams' stalled drive and punt, then Ricky Proehl's 26-yard touchdown that ties the game 17-17 with 1:30 left. Tom Brady's no-timeout drive follows, ending in Adam Vinatieri's 48-yard field goal as time expires for a 20-17 Patriots win. Next comes the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show: James Brown, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Cris Collinsworth; Paul Tagliabue presents the Lombardi Trophy to Bob Kraft; MVP Tom Brady is handed the keys to a Cadillac Escalade EXT; and there are interviews with Belichick, Vinatieri, Ty Law, Troy Brown, Lawyer Milloy and Marshall Faulk. The show also includes a farewell to Pat Summerall after 21 years alongside John Madden, with a tribute film and a plaque holding a piece of the Yankee Stadium goalpost. The recording stops at James Brown's sign-off handing over to the one-hour 'Super Malcolm' Malcolm in the Middle, and none of that episode is on the tape.

Watch disc D in full at the Internet Archive

Program log

The breaks, in airing order

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0:09:38

Taco Bell Steak Quesadilla 'The S-Class' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

A luxury-car ad parody: 'Taco Bell announces a revolution in steak: the S-Class,' complete with a flaming steak, a cheese grater and an 'S-Class' badge on a quesadilla turning on a spotlit stage. 'Steak Enthusiast Magazine calls it a tasty triumph of culinary engineering' before the 'Think Outside the Bun' logo card. Aired during Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:10:08

ONDCP Anti-Drug PSA 'I Helped' (Drug Money Supports Terror) - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002)

Teenagers confess one line each in close-up on black ('I helped murder families in Colombia,' 'I helped kill a judge,' 'It's not like I was hurting anybody else'). Then the supers land: 'Drug money supports terror. If you buy drugs you might too.' It ends on theantidrug.com. Aired during Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:10:38

Fox 'The Bernie Mac Show' Promo - 'Try Super Bowl MVP' with Marcus Allen (2002)

Bernie coaches peewee football and needs help from his friends: 'You play a little football?' 'Try Super Bowl MVP.' Marcus Allen shows off his Super Bowl ring before an all-new Bernie Mac, Wednesday 9/8 Central on Fox. Aired during Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:10:58

Fox 'Boston Public' Promo - 'It Can Happen at Any School' Bomb Lockdown (2002)

Over a dark school hallway: 'It can happen at any school... at any time... Tomorrow, it's happening at Boston Public.' Students in skull masks, explosives in the basement and 'Evacuate now' build to 'The Boston Public you can't miss.' Aired during Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:25:33

Cadillac CTS 'Break Through' Desert Highway - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

There is no voiceover, only music, as a silver CTS and then a gold one drive a desert highway at dusk under stormy skies. It closes on 'CADILLAC CTS From $29,990' and the 'Break Through' Cadillac crest. Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:26:03

Pepsi 'Joy of Pepsi' Retro Drive-In - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

A blonde pop singer dances with her troupe at a retro Pepsi drive-in, intercut with a 1950s diner, a 1940s Pepsi-Cola stage and a 1960s beach ('Turn me up... Come feel the joy'). It ends with the white-jacketed Pepsi men pointing, the singer holding a Pepsi can and 'The Joy of Pepsi'. Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:26:33Levi's Flyweight Jeans (repeat of T9C: Levi's Flyweight Jeans 'Dancing Through Traffic' - Super Bowl XXX) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:27:03

Men in Black II (2002) - Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith - Super Bowl TV Spot ('Two Men in Black')

An aerial shot of the Superdome crowd zooms out to Earth: 'While the game was being watched by over 800 million people, our planet was being watched by just two men in black.' In theaters July 3rd. Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:27:33

Fox 'The Simpsons' Promo - 'Can the Simpsons Survive an Indecent Proposal?' (2002)

A visitor offers Homer 'one million dollars to let me spend a weekend with your wife,' and Homer despairs: 'I can't print my own money... Why don't I just lie down and die?' It ends on Homer lying in the grass under 'KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON', all new next Sunday at 8/7c on Fox. Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:27:54Dodge (repeat of T9A: Dodge Team Dodge Sales Event 'Everything's Moving Fast' - Vintage) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:28:24VoiceStream Wireless (T-Mobile) (repeat of T9A: VoiceStream Family Time Plan 'I Know Where Dad Is' - Vintage 2002) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:28:54

WFLD Fox Chicago News Promo - Super Bowl Security and a Reporter Kidnapped in Pakistan (2002)

'Tonight: the security, long lines and excitement for Super Bowl fans. Plus more confusion about the kidnapping of an American reporter in Pakistan, on Fox News.' Crowds outside the Superdome give way to the hostage photo of the reporter holding a newspaper. Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:40:00

Pontiac Vibe 'The Amp Plugs Into the Car' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

A guy plays electric guitar in front of a Vibe GT at a sidewalk cafe, and when a young woman asks why, he answers, 'The amp plugs into the car.' She follows up with 'Can you do a drum beat on the car?' before 'Meet the new Pontiac Vibe' and the 'Pontiac Excitement - Pass It On' card. Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:40:30

Tylenol 'First Choice of Emergency Rooms' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

An emergency-room worker who has "seen a lot of miracles, too" says that for pain management Tylenol is "the first choice of emergency rooms nationwide. Not Advil, not Aleve." It ends on a newborn ("It's a boy") and the line "More emergency rooms take comfort in our strength." Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:41:00

Kellogg's Special K 'Didn't Have to Eat Like a Rabbit' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

Office workers look back on failed diets, from the starvation diet to "the corn juice diet," before the VO says a university study found that a bowl of Kellogg's Special K or Smart Start for two meals a day "could help you lose up to six pounds" in two weeks. One woman sums it up: "I feel great. And I didn't have to eat like a rabbit." Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:41:30

Tums Cool Relief 'Give Me a Cold One' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

A man at a bar tells the old bartender, "Heartburn. Give me a cold one," and gets handed Tums. The VO introduces Tums Cool Relief "with Freeva Crystals for an immediate cooling, soothing sensation and fast heartburn relief" over a frosty tablet, closing on "Feel the difference." Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:41:46

PCH Prize Patrol 'You've Just Won $10 Million' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

In a "live" Prize Patrol spot, Todd Sloane and Dave Sayer ring a Minnesota doorbell with balloons and a woman screams "Oh my God... Oh no" before hearing, "You've just won $10 million from Publishers Clearing House." Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:42:03

NFL Shop 'Patriots Super Pack' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

A direct-response spot made for the Patriots' win opens with "Patriots fans, your team just won the Super Bowl." It offers the official championship cap and T-shirt "worn by players and coaches during the post-game celebration," plus the official Super Bowl XXXVI video, for $59.99 at 1-877-NFL-SHOP. Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:42:33Fox - 24 (repeat of T9A: Fox '24' Promo - 'I'm the Last Thing That You Will Ever See') — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:43:04

Fox 'Malcolm in the Middle' Promo - Super Malcolm, So Big It Had to Be an Hour (2002)

Fox's 'Super Bowl Sunday' jumbotron package promotes the one-hour Super Malcolm, "the Malcolm in the Middle so big it had to be an hour, and so outrageous it could only be on Fox," with clips of a tailgate cake smash and an Ice Queens hockey jersey. It ends on a jumbotron crawl: "After the Super Bowl on Fox." Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:46:16

Jordan Brand 'Jumpman in the Empty Gym' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

With no dialogue, only music and the rhythm of a dribbling ball, the camera slowly pushes in from the far end of a huge, empty, sunlit gym toward a lone player dribbling at center court. It stops when the Jumpman logo on his black sleeveless top fills the frame, then cuts to the white Jumpman logo on black and "jumpman23.com." Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:46:46America Online (AOL) / WebMD (repeat of T9B: America Online 'My Whole Family Got the Flu' - Super Bowl XXXVI P) — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:47:16

Orbit Gum 'You Look Gritty, Mad Dog' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

In "Orbit Gum Test 23," a perky retro-styled woman in a white helmet and jumpsuit rides in a desert motorcycle sidecar and checks on the biker who got a piece of new sugar-free Orbit a few kilometers back: "You look gritty, Mad Dog... But how does your mouth feel?" His answer is "Fabulous." Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:47:46

Kenmore Elite HE3t 'Six Speeds, Stainless Interior' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

A Kenmore Elite HE3t front-loading washer and dryer are filmed like a sports car on coastal and hillside roads beside a silver roadster. The narrator pitches a "high-powered European-engineered machine with six speeds, stainless interior" that goes farther "on 15.8 gallons than on everyone else's 42.4," and the spot closes on the Sears "Where else?" card. Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:48:16

Pontiac Grand Prix 'Oh My God, There's Tony Stewart' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

Three guys drive a Grand Prix to Daytona Beach and into Daytona International Speedway, where they meet Tony Stewart beside his #20 Home Depot car and he offers, "I'll take you guys for a lap." After they ride and drive on the banking, the spot asks, "Did you handle the Pontiac Grand Prix? Tell us at pontiac.com." Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:48:46

Fox 'The X-Files' Promo - After Nine Seasons, It's About to Become Legend (2002)

Fox promo for The X-Files' final run, with clips of Scully and the cast: 'It began as a hit... Became a phenomenon. And after nine seasons... it's about to become legend.' The final 12 consecutive original episodes, which 'will stop at nothing and reveal everything', begin Sunday, March 3rd, on Fox. Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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0:49:17Fox (Malcolm in the Middle) (repeat of T9D: 0:43:04 (same picture edit, different live read)) — repeat, not uploaded:20

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1:01:02

Fox 'That '70s Show' Promo - When a Twister Hits, a Hero Is Born (2002)

A spinning 'FOX TUESDAY' graphic opens this promo for the one-hour twister episode: 'Tuesday, at an all-new hour, when a twister hits That '70s Show, a hero is born.' Clips include the prom scenes and a shirtless Fez, plus the exchange 'Sex just doesn't seem important anymore.' / 'I disagree.' Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1:01:22Fox - Ally McBeal (repeat of T9A: Fox 'Ally McBeal' Promo - 'Hi, Mom' (2002)) — repeat, not uploaded:10
1:01:32

Chicagoland Ford Dealers '5 of 10 Best-Sellers' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

'Ford's here with five of the top ten best-sellers in America': ZX2, Taurus, Windstar and Focus tiles give way to 'Takin' it to the Streets' and '$1000 to $2500 CASH BACK or 0% APR FINANCING' boards. It closes on the Ford oval and 'Right. Now. Quality People. Quality Products.' Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1:02:02Burger King (BK Value Menu) (repeat of T9A: Burger King BK Value Menu '99 Cent Whopper Junior' - Vintage 2002) — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:02:33

Acura MDX 'This One Can Get You Back' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

Glowing footprint-like trails cross forest, lake, desert and Monument Valley while supers read 'ANY SUV CAN GET YOU THERE. THIS ONE CAN GET YOU BACK.' The spot shows off the MDX's available navigation screen and ends on 'THE 240-HP MDX.' Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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1:03:03WFLD Fox Chicago - Fox News in the Morning (repeat of T9A: WFLD Fox Chicago News Promo - Tamron Hall on the Best & Worst Sup) — repeat, not uploaded:11
1:03:13WFLD Fox Chicago - Fox News Investigates (repeat of T9A: WFLD Fox Chicago News Promo - Larry Yellen ATM Crime Investigatio) — repeat, not uploaded:20
1:03:33WFLD Fox Chicago - Fox News (tonight) (repeat of T9D: 0:28:54) — repeat, not uploaded:10
1:03:45

Speed Channel Launch Promo - 'Speedvision Is Now the Speed Channel' (2002)

A Budweiser #8 pit crew rushes the set, unbolts the SPEEDVISION sign with air guns and hangs a SPEED CHANNEL sign in its place, then the #8 Budweiser car, an open-wheel racer and a rally car streak past the new logo. VO: 'Speedvision is now the Speed Channel. Motorsports will never look the same.' Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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Pontiac Grand Am 'Living a Dream, Baby' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

Three young guys are handed a red Grand Am on the Santa Monica pier and race to San Francisco ('Big things, baby'), then on to the Las Vegas sign ('This is like living a dream, baby'). VO: 'So what would you do with the Pontiac Grand Am? Tell us at pontiac.com.' Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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Victoria's Secret 'What Is Sexy?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

Kinetic white type asks 'WHAT / IS / SEXY?' before quick cuts of lingerie models moving through a mansion, from the staircase to a candlelit room, set only to music. It ends on a black 'VICTORIA'S SECRET' card. Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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Torengos 'Curved for Serious Dipping' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

Two guys in leather jackets in a dim pub booth mumble in thick, near-unintelligible accents over a canister of Torengos and a bowl of salsa. VO: 'You don't have to understand these guys to understand new Torengos. They're great for dipping.' Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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Nicorette 'I'm Finally Going to Win' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

A burly bald mover on a truck loading dock explains how he's quitting smoking: 'I don't believe in luck, so when I decided to quit smoking, I chose Nicorette... I'm finally going to win.' It ends on a breaking chain and 'YOU CAN DO IT. Nicorette can help.' Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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IBM 'e-business Is the Game' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002)

A letterboxed playoff basketball game pits team INFRASTRUCTURE (MAINFRAME, PC, LINUX, WIRELESS) against VIRUS, HACKER, DOWNTIME and CRASH, while fans hold 'Coders ♥ Linux' signs and a Linux penguin mascot sits courtside. VO: 'e-business isn't just a game. It's the game. So if you're going to play, play to win.' Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording.

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