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30 SPOTS1990–2001

YearSpotLen
1990

Elvis: A Tribute to His Life - Book $29.95 with Free Cassette (60s) - Vintage 1990 TV Commercial

A TV offer for 'Elvis: A Tribute to His Life,' a gigantic 256-page volume with over 500 photographs, for $29.95, plus a free cassette of different versions of songs never before heard and Elvis's studio chatter from the recording session. Call 1-800-321-3900. Offered by A. & J. T.V. Promotions, Hoffman Estates, Illinois.

Direct Response · tape V32, disc A
:60
1992

Mahalia Jackson - Gospel TV Treasury - Records or Cassettes $14.98, CD $16.98 (90s) (1992)

'She's been gone for 20 years, but still, she's the greatest gospel singer of them all.' A direct-response offer for a Mahalia Jackson gospel TV treasury, 'not sold in any store,' with a second treasury of songs that stirred America, including her hit from the movie Imitation of Life and the song she sang at the March on Washington. Both on records or cassettes for $14.98, or long play CD for $16.98: 1-800-228-3535.

Direct Response · tape T43, disc D
:90
1992

Ray Stevens Comedy Video Classics - 8 Hits on VHS - $19.95 (58s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Ray Stevens has sold millions of comedy records, and now eight of his funniest hits are on one VHS tape, including The Streak, The Mississippi Squirrel, It's Me Again Margaret, Sittin' Up with the Dead, Surfin' U.S.S.R., Santa Claus Is Watchin' You and Everything Is Beautiful. Order at 1-800-826-7300 for $19.95 plus $4.50 shipping.

Direct Response
:58
1992

The Guardian Pepper Spray - $19.95 Self-Defense Offer (60s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

A direct-response pitch for the Guardian, a pepper-based protective spray: it temporarily affects an attacker's eyes and respiratory system, contains an adhesive dye that can aid in a conviction, and is non-toxic and non-flammable. $19.95, with a free booklet on ways to protect yourself. Call 1-800-722-3100.

Direct Response
:60
2000

Antenna Booster and Hands-Free Car Kit - 'Cell Phone Blues?' - $19.95 (2 Min) - 2002 TV Commercial

Cell phone blues? The antenna booster and hands-free car kit for $19.95.

Direct Response · tape T35, disc B
:120
2000

Avacor Hair Regrowth with Daytona 500 Winner Derrike Cope - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Daytona 500 winner Derrike Cope on the Avacor hair regrowth system. 800-203-2348.

Direct Response · tape V23, disc C
:30
2000

CD Clinic Scratch Repair Kit - 'Has This Ever Happened to You?' (120s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Has this ever happened to you? The CD Clinic repairs scratched CDs and DVDs - $19.95 with a 30-day guarantee. 1-800-331-0814.

Direct Response · tape V23, disc B
:120
2000

Contour Leg Pillow $14.95 with a Free Contour Pillow (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial

The Contour Leg Pillow for $14.95, with a free Contour Pillow - call 1-800-876-9559. The 60-second version.

Direct Response · tape V3, disc A
:60
2000

Driveway Patrol Infrared Driveway Alert - $29.99 (2 Min) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Driveway Patrol, the infrared driveway alert, for $29.99 with a free deluxe upgrade.

Direct Response · tape T35, disc B
:120
2000

Fast Abs EMS Ab Belt - 'Tired of Old Workouts?' - $39.95 (2 Min) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Tired of old workouts? The Fast Abs electronic ab belt for $39.95.

Direct Response · tape T35, disc B
:120
2000

IGIA Epil-Stop & Spray Hair Removal - Free Roll-On and Robe (60s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

IGIA Epil-Stop & Spray hair removal for $29.95 - with a free roll-on and terry robe.

Direct Response · tape T35, disc D
:60
2000

The Blaster Gutter Cleaner - 'Keep Your Feet on the Ground' - $19.95 (120s) - 2000 TV Commercial

Is this how you clean your gutters? Keep your feet on the ground with The Blaster, just $19.95. 1-800-626-8855.

Direct Response · tape T34, disc A
:120
2000

Worldwide Phone Card Corporation 'Feel the Power' Business Opportunity (60s) - 2000 TV Commercial

Feel the power - a Worldwide Phone Card Corporation business opportunity. Call 1-800-293-7949 for a free information package.

Direct Response · tape T26, disc C
:60
2001

Ab Energizer Electronic Abs Belt - Vintage 2002 Infomercial Spot

700 muscle contractions in ten minutes without breaking a sweat — $59.95, diet energizer included.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc B
:68
2001

Co-Pilot Speaker Pro Hands-Free Car Speakerphone - $29.95, GreatBuyUSA (60s) - 2001 TV Commercial

The Co-Pilot Speaker Pro hands-free car speakerphone plays through your car radio - $29.95 from GreatBuyUSA, with a free Samsonite key ring. 1-800-206-8484.

Direct Response · tape T29, disc A
:60
2001

Contour Leg Pillow Two-Minute Ad - Vintage 2002

'But wait, there's more' — a full two-minute pitch with a free Contour Pillow, $14.95.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc B
:118
2001

Driveway Patrol Infrared Alert - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Your own personal early-warning system — $29.99 with a free motion-sensor light.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc C
:60
2001

Epil-Bronze Sunless Tanning - 2002 Infomercial Spot

The 8-in-1 self-tanning system, supersized for $19.99 with a free spa robe.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc C
:120
2001

Firmalift Age-Erasing Cream - 2002 Infomercial Spot

Two minutes on sagging skin — 60-day bottom-of-the-jar guarantee.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc C
:120
2001

GS-27 Scratch Remover - 1-800-616-9449 - $9.95, $14.95 for Two (60s) - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

A 60-second direct-response spot for GS-27 Scratch Remover at $9.95 or $14.95 for two, with the number 1-800-616-9449.

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:60
2001

IGEA Finely White Plus Tooth Whitening - 2002 Infomercial Spot

Two minutes on dull, dirty teeth — $29.99 with a free cotton robe.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc C
:120
2001

IGEA Microsage Massager + Free MarineSport Watch - 2002 Infomercial Spot

A two-minute pitch for the $19.99 electronic massager, 'over $100' watch included free.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc C
:120
2001

Internal Antenna Cell Phone Booster - 'Like Adding a 4-Foot Antenna', $19.99 (60s) (2001)

The Internal Antenna cell phone signal booster - like adding a four-foot antenna to your phone, for $19.99. 1-800-865-7744.

Direct Response · tape T29, disc A
:60
2001

Mob Hits Doo-Wop with Jerry Vale - 2002 Infomercial Spot

'It was 1959, and doo-wop was the sound' — Jerry Vale hosts the mob-movie oldies collection.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc C
:120
2001

Morgan Silver Dollars - National Collectors Mint (2001)

'Bulletin, Washington D.C.' — the classic urgent-tone pitch for original Morgan silver dollars.

Direct Response · tape T6, disc C
:61
2001

Remembering the 50s Love Songs Collection - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

Forty certified number-one romantic hits on two cassettes or two CDs — not sold in stores.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc C
:60
2001

Teenagers in Love Doo-Wop Collection - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

43 timeless hits — Connie Francis, The Four Seasons, The Five Satins. Not sold in stores.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc B
:60
2001

United We Stand Memorial Ornament - $19.95, $5 to September 11 Relief - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

The United We Stand memorial ornament, brass dipped in 18-carat gold, for $19.95 - with $5.00 of every order donated to September 11 relief funds. 1-866-365-BLUE.

Direct Response · tape V8, disc B
:33
2001

Universal Inkjet Refill System - Ontel, $19.95 (60s) - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial

The Universal Inkjet Refill System from Ontel - refill your printer cartridges for $19.95, with 50% more ink free. 1-800-851-2273.

Direct Response · tape T29, disc A
:60
2001

Video Professor John Scherer Free CD - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial

The legendary 'try my product' pitch for learn-your-computer CDs.

Direct Response · tape T5, disc B
:60
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