NEON PULSE ARCHIVE

White Sox home opener at new Comiskey Park (Tigers 16-0)

Catalog / tape T2

TAPE T22 DISCS64 SPOTS · 64 WATCHABLE

Donated by Tim Nelson, Shorewood, IL

Disc A Disc B

Disc A · Apr 18, 1991

Broadcast: WGN-TV Channel 9, Chicago White Sox home opener at new Comiskey Park,

Thursday, April 18, 1991 (Tigers 16-0; Fielder/Deer/Phillips HRs; Hawk Harrelson & Tom Paciorek booth).

Dated by: inaugural-game calls, 'Sunday April 21 vs Detroit' Gatorade schedule promo,

Holyfield-Foreman (Apr 19 1991) promos on T2B, Desert Storm welcome-home tribute, Miller Lite 3-billionth case campaign.

(26 spots + 1 joined billboard compilation). 4 in-tape dups skipped, 1 tape-end partial not staged.

Watch disc A in full at the Internet Archive

The breaks, in airing order

Break 1

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0:07:14

Chrysler-Plymouth Big Factory Cash Back - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Cash-back event spot with a Plymouth Voyager priced under $13,500.

:30
0:07:44

WGN Promo - Agatha Christie's Appointment with Death (1991)

WGN movie promo for Appointment with Death with Peter Ustinov as Poirot and Lauren Bacall.

:30

Break 2

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0:11:03

Southwest Airlines 20th Anniversary - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Southwest marks 20 years of flying with its anniversary spot.

:30
0:11:33

Phillips 66 Super Clean Unleaded - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Phillips 66 pitches its Super Clean unleaded gasoline for engines that spit and sputter.

:30

Break 3

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0:24:51

WGN Promo - Tom Skilling Tornado Special (1991)

WGN news promo for a Tom Skilling severe-weather special on Chicago-area tornadoes.

:14

Break 4

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0:28:39

Toyota Previa All-Trac with Chi-Chi Rodriguez - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

60-second spot: golfer Chi-Chi Rodriguez drives the Previa All-Trac and talks about his youth foundation.

:60

Break 5

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0:47:20

Miller High Life 'Buy That Man a Miller' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A nearly wordless fire-escape romance from the 'Buy That Man a Miller' campaign.

:31
0:47:51

True Value Spring of the Savings Catalog - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

True Value's spring catalog spot — Lawn Chief mower, Weed Eater trimmer and blower.

:30
0:48:21

Missouri Tourism 'Come Home to Missouri' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A Missourian's love letter to eating back home — ribs, roadside eateries, 'fill her up, Norm.'

:30
0:48:51

White Sox Ticket Promo - Gatorade Magnetic Schedule Day (1991)

Ticket promo for the new Comiskey Park's first season — Gatorade Magnetic Schedule Day, Sunday April 21 vs. Detroit. 'Brand new old-fashioned fun.'

:20

Break 6

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0:57:41

SportMart Louisville Slugger TPX - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Quick SportMart price spot: the Louisville Slugger TPX bat at $54.94.

:11
0:57:52

Phillips 66 'A Performance Story' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Phillips 66 explains weather-adjusted gasoline blending in its performance-story spot.

:30
0:58:21

Chicago Tribune Preps Plus Promo (1991)

Promo for the Tribune's Preps Plus high-school sports section, 1-800-TRIBUNE.

:30
0:58:52

Illinois Lottery Cash & Fly - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Instant-game spot for Cash & Fly with United Airlines trip prizes.

:30
0:59:22

True Value True Test Easy Care Paint Tag - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

10-second True Value tag spot for True Test Easy Care paint.

:10

Break 7

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1:05:10

Midas Brake Service $10 Off - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Midas offers $10 per axle off brake service. 'Nobody beats Midas.'

:09
1:05:19

Miller Lite Three-Billionth Case Celebration - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Miller Lite counts up to its three-billionth case in a packed theater, with a sweepstakes and a 'to be continued' cliffhanger.

:31
1:05:50

Dodge National Sell-A-Thon Dakota & Spirit Edit - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Circus-tent 'Rediscover American Value' edit of the National Sell-A-Thon — Dakota, Spirit, and prices under $7,700, ends April 30.

:30
1:06:20

Barq's Root Beer 'Barq's Has Bite' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Early 'Barq's has bite' root beer spot.

:30

Break 8

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1:15:09

Cub Cadet - Dwayne and His 1961 Tractor - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A Cub Cadet owner shows off the 1961 tractor that's still running.

:30
1:15:39

Commonwealth Edison 24-Hour Service - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

ComEd's 24-hour customer-service spot, 1-800-EDISON-1.

:30
1:16:09Southwest Airlines 20th anniversary — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:16:39WGN Skilling tornado promo — repeat, not uploaded:10

Break 9

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1:40:15Southwest Airlines 20th anniversary — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:40:45Phillips 66 Super Clean — repeat, not uploaded:30

Break 10

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1:46:09

Miller Beer Armed Forces Welcome Home Tribute - Desert Storm (1991)

Miller Brewing's welcome-home salute to returning Desert Storm troops — 'to us, you're the real all-stars.'

:30
1:46:39

True Value Spring Sale Garden Tools Edit - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A shorter garden-tools edit of True Value's spring sale campaign.

:30
1:47:09

Dodge National Sell-A-Thon Ram & Shadow Edit - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

The other National Sell-A-Thon edit from the same broadcast — Ram pickups, Shadow convertibles, and prices from under $7,500.

:30
1:47:39

WGN Promo - Appointment with Death 10-Second Version (1991)

'Passionate but poisonous' — the short cutdown promo for Agatha Christie's Appointment with Death, Sunday at 7 on WGN.

:09

Break 11

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1:59:20

Dutch Boy Satin Finish Paint - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Dutch Boy Satin Finish — 'the look that gets the looks.'

:30

Disc B · Apr 18, 1991

Broadcast: WGN-TV Channel 9 — continuation of the Chicago White Sox home opener at new

Comiskey Park, Thursday, April 18, 1991 (5th inning through post-game, ending in prime-time

sitcom programming; tape ends mid-show). Dated by: Holyfield-Foreman PPV promo (fight April 19,

1991), Sox Poster Night promo for April 24, True Value fireworks promo for April 22 vs Orioles,

same Miller Lite 3-billionth-case and Desert Storm campaign as T2A.

(38 spots + joined billboard compilation + joined WGN station-ID bumper compilation).

21 duplicates skipped (T2A cross-tape + in-tape repeats).

Watch disc B in full at the Internet Archive

The breaks, in airing order

Break 1

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0:00:00

White Sox Poster Night Promo with Tim Raines (1991)

Tim Raines runs through every way Chicago mangles Polish names before landing on his own — Poster Night, April 24, courtesy of Miller High Life.

:30
0:00:39

WGN 'For Kids' Sake' PSA (1991)

WGN-TV's ten-second reminder to take time out for your kids today.

:10

Break 2

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0:10:26

Krylon Spray Paint with Johnny Bench - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Johnny Bench sprays a park bench courtside — 'no runs, no drips, no errors.'

:31
0:10:57

True Value 'I Own a True Value' Store Owner - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A True Value owner lists every trade he covers — painter, locksmith, plumber, troubleshooter.

:30

Break 3

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0:30:12

Miller Lite Ballet Lessons Teaser - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Fifteen-second teaser gag for the three-billionth case celebration.

:15
0:30:27Miller Lite three-billionth 60s - identical copy to T2A 31s (join family) — repeat, not uploaded:60
0:31:27

Holyfield vs. Foreman Pay-Per-View Promo (1991)

TVKO's promo for the April 19, 1991 'Battle of the Ages' — the machine against the mountain.

:30

Break 4

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0:37:18

Marathon Gas 100% American Owned - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Station owner Bill Gray on twenty years with Marathon — 'American company, serving America.'

:30
0:37:48

Coca-Cola Classic 'Can't Beat the Real Thing' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A mostly wordless Coke Classic spot from the 'Can't Beat the Real Thing' campaign.

:30
0:38:19

WGN Promo - Tom Skilling Tornado Special Full Version (1991)

The full 30-second promo for the Skilling severe-weather special — 'don't wait for those few seconds of terror.'

:30

Break 5

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0:42:59Armed forces welcome-home tribute — repeat, not uploaded:24
0:43:23

Dodge Caravan Driver's Air Bag - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Dodge pitches the first minivan with a driver's air bag, plus rear shoulder harnesses and anti-lock brakes.

:36
0:43:59Southwest Airlines 20th anniversary whale — repeat, not uploaded:30
0:44:29WGN Skilling tornado 10s promo — repeat, not uploaded:10

Break 6

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0:48:04

Out for Justice Movie Promo - Steven Seagal (1991)

Theatrical spot for Out for Justice — 'now he's taking out the garbage.'

:15
0:48:19

Kellogg's Free White Sox Tickets Offer - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Two boxes of Frosted Flakes or Raisin Bran got you a free White Sox game with box-top vouchers.

:30
0:48:49

True Value Spring Garden Tools - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Garden hoe, bow rake or dirt shovel for $5.49 in True Value's spring values spot.

:30
0:49:19

Toyota 'Hottest Sale' Camry Edit - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Ole! Toyota's mariachi-scored sale event pitches its hottest-selling Camry.

:30

Break 7

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0:53:58

Southwest Airlines 'Sophisticated Equipment' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

The sophisticated equipment that keeps Southwest on schedule turns out to include a wristwatch.

:16
0:54:13

Southwest Airlines Youngest Fleet - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Southwest's 737 fleet averages six years of age — 'just like some of our favorite customers.'

:15
0:54:28Dodge National Sell-A-Thon Dakota/Spirit edit — repeat, not uploaded:28
0:54:56

Miller Genuine Draft 'The World Is a Very Cool Place' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Music-driven MGD montage closing on 'get out of the old, get into the cold.'

:32
0:55:28

Southwest Airlines White Sox Home Run Derby Promo (1991)

Guess the Sox home run count by the All-Star break and win a trip to see the Sox in Kansas City.

:15

Break 8

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1:02:29

Illinois Bell Answering Machine Romance - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A long-distance goodnight message saved on tape — 'we're all connected.'

:30
1:02:59Coca-Cola Classic — repeat, not uploaded:29
1:03:28

WGN 9 O'Clock News Promo 'We Know Chicago' (1991)

Image promo for Chicago's very own 9 o'clock news — 'when it feels like Chicago.'

:31
1:03:59WGN kids PSA For Kids' Sake — repeat, not uploaded:10

Break 9

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1:12:45WSox billboard Cub Cadet repeat — repeat, not uploaded:11
1:12:55Miller Genuine Draft cool place montage — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:13:25True Value Spring of the Savings catalog 30s - identical text to T2A — repeat, not uploaded:31

Break 10

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1:18:03

KFC Colonel's Dozen $9.99 - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

She calls the cops over the Colonel's Dozen — twelve pieces plus sides for $9.99 is a steal.

:29
1:18:32Krylon Johnny Bench — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:19:02

WXRT 93 Radio Chicago 'When You Were Young' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A quirky spot on the decisions made before you were born — fortunately the important things, like your radio station, are up to you.

:17
1:19:19

WXRT 93 Radio Chicago 'Twist Your Knob' Grouper - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

The female grouper becomes male — WXRT isn't asking you to change nearly that much. Just twist your knob.

:15
1:19:33WGN Appointment with Death 10s promo — repeat, not uploaded:10
1:19:44WGN Skilling tornado 10s promo — repeat, not uploaded:10

Break 11

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1:26:07Out for Justice Seagal promo — repeat, not uploaded:16
1:26:22

White Sox Ticket Promo - True Value Fireworks & Laser Show (1991)

April 22 fireworks and laser show at new Comiskey courtesy of True Value — call 312-831-1SOX.

:15
1:26:38

Miller Genuine Draft 'Filtering' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

MGD's cold-filtered manifesto — beer whose taste hasn't been changed by heat pasteurization.

:30
1:27:07

Toyota 'Hottest Sale' Trucks & 4Runner Edit - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

The trucks edit of Toyota's sale event — 4x4s, 4Runners and Previa vans.

:30
1:27:37

Phillips 66 Kids Program Box Seats PSA (1991)

Phillips 66 and WGN donate box seats at every April Sox home game to the Back of the Yards Neighborhood Council.

:20

Break 12

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1:32:32

Barq's Root Beer 'The Outdoors Bites' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

The sun bites, the bugs bite — and only one root beer bites back. The hiking edit.

:31
1:33:03Dodge National Sell-A-Thon Ram/Shadow edit — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:33:33

WGN Promo - The Joan Rivers Show with Eric Bogosian (1991)

Joan Rivers promo with Eric Bogosian on sex, drugs and rock and roll, plus Tommy Hilfiger summer fashions.

:30
1:34:03WGN Skilling tornado 10s promo — repeat, not uploaded:10

Break 13

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1:38:23Dutch Boy Satin Finish — repeat, not uploaded:28
1:38:51

Commonwealth Edison Earth Day - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

ComEd marks Earth Day's 21st year with a clean Chicago skyline — 'we were there when you need us.'

:32
1:39:23Holyfield vs Foreman promo — repeat, not uploaded:31
1:39:53

True Value True Test XO Rust Enamel Tag - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Ten-second tag: stop rust dead in its tracks with True Test XO Rust enamel.

:09
1:40:03WGN Appointment with Death 10s promo — repeat, not uploaded:10

Break 14

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1:46:33

Ontario Canada Tourism - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Kids on going to a foreign country that's 'really cool' — call 1-800-ONTARIO for the free vacation kit.

:30
1:47:03Chicago Tribune Preps Plus promo — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:47:33

Illinois Lottery 'This Is My Day' Daily Game - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Batting averages, graduation years and house numbers — the numbers in your life become your daily game picks.

:30
1:48:03

Phillips 66 Hurricane Shoreline Story - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A performance story about the porous Phillips 66 fabric that keeps sea walls standing through hurricanes.

:30
1:48:33

Toyota Previa Severe Weather Drive - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

A mother drives through a storm watch in the minivan Automobile magazine called a new standard.

:30

Break 15

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1:52:28

Illinois Off-Track Betting - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Every sport claims its best — but knowing something about ours could win you money.

:30
1:52:58

Cub Cadet 'All American From the Ground Up' - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

American-made for over 25 years — the tough tractor built for the truly unique landscape of America.

:30
1:53:28WGN 9 o'clock news promo — repeat, not uploaded:30
1:53:58

WGN Promo - Charles Bronson in Murphy's Law (1991)

'He makes the law' — WGN's ten-second promo for the Sunday night movie.

:10
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