Comedy

353 SPOTS

Year	Spot	Len
1980s	Bounty - 'Quicker Picker-Upper' - Diner Skit with Harry and Rosie - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial Bounty paper towels as the quicker picker-upper in a diner skit with Harry and Rosie. Bounty not on YouTube yet	:30
1980s	Dentyne - New Longer-Lasting Flavor 'Till the Cows Come Home' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial Dentyne is improved with a longer-lasting flavor, and the spot asks how long it will last, with answers ranging from 'till the cows come home' to three million miles. Dentyne · tape MBG5, disc 1	:30
1980s	Highland Superstores Video Department Skydive and Wave Machine - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial Two pitchmen bicker over how to pitch Highland's video department, with talk of skydiving from a 747, a wave machine, and the Super Bowl, while Highland's selection, service and low prices get a word in. Highland Superstores · tape G014, disc 1	:59
1980s	Showtime 'Washingtoon' Promo - Rep. Bob Forehead, Comedy Night Wednesdays (1985) Showtime promotes Washingtoon, its animated political satire starring Congressman Bob Forehead: see Washington every week on Showtime's Comedy Night, Wednesdays at 8:30, 7:30 central. We make excitement. Showtime not on YouTube yet	:60
1986	Burger King vs. McDLT Comparison - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial Burger-war artifact: flame broiling against frying, a Whopper fixed your way against the McDLT — 'this is a burger.' Burger King · tape T4, disc C	:30
1986	Fruit of the Loom 'Underwear Election' - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial 'America, the vote is coming in on which underwear you choose most' — the Fruit of the Loom guys run a precinct-by-precinct landslide against 'the next five brands combined' — with the save-$5 bulletin tag. Fruit of the Loom · tape 1986 mix, disc 1	:30
1986	McDonald's 'I'll Be Glad When I'm Done' Piano Recital - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial A kid dreads his piano recital until the promise of McDonald's after — 'oh, I wish I were already there, instead of here, playing this song.' A full 60-second story spot from the 'good time for the great taste' era. McDonalds · tape 1986 mix, disc 1	:61
1986	Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler 'Going Home' - Bruce Willis - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial Bruce Willis, mid-Moonlighting fame, in his Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler holiday spot — 'hear that, Mr. Seagram? This little old bottle is going to sell itself for a while. I'm going home.' Seagrams · tape 1986 mix, disc 1	:15
1986	Wendy's Big Classic 'This Is Not a Whopper' - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial Wendy's fires its own shot in the burger wars with the new Big Classic. Wendys · tape T4, disc C	:12
1989	Bud Light - Spuds MacKenzie - Western - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial Spuds MacKenzie stars in a western-themed Bud Light spot. Budweiser · tape MBG1, disc 1	:30
1990	Butterfinger - Bart Simpson - 'Nobody Better Lay a Finger on My Butterfinger' - 1990 TV Commercial Bart Simpson claims his lunch has each of the four food groups: 'Sandwich group, cow group, jungle group, Butterfinger group.' The Butterfinger group has 'the chocolatey, crispity, peanut buttery taste essential for survival.' 'Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!' Aired in May 1990 on WLS-TV 7 (ABC, Chicago) during Twin Peaks and on WPWR-TV 50 (Chicago) during Star Trek: The Next Generation, recovered from a donated VHS recording. Butterfinger · tape T42, disc B	:30
1990s	Blockbuster Video 'Marty, Me and Nemo' - Make It a Blockbuster Night - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial Marty, me and Nemo - the dog waits in the car and 'hits the pause button.' Make it a Blockbuster night. Blockbuster · tape T21, disc C	:30
1990s	Cartoon Network 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' Promo - Tonight at 11 (1996) 'In space, nobody can hear you scream... Greetings, Earthlings.' Space Ghost grills famous stars on Space Ghost Coast to Coast, tonight at 11 on Cartoon Network. Cartoon Network · tape T21, disc B	:30
1990s	Cartoon Network 'Cartoon Planet' Promo - 'I Am Not Working Saturday Mornings' (1996) A memo gag - 'I am not working Saturday mornings' - as Space Ghost's Cartoon Planet adds an hour-long Saturday 8 am show with the Top Five Cartoon Countdown. Cartoon Network · tape T21, disc C	:30
1990s	Charmin Ultra 'Stevie's Elephants' - Softness and Strength - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial Stevie's elephants test Charmin Ultra's softness and strength. Charmin · tape T21, disc C	:30
1990s	Coors Light 'John Wayne' - R. Lee Ermey Drill Sergeant Barracks Inspection (60s) - Vintage 1996 Coors Light's famous 'John Wayne' spot — R. Lee Ermey's drill sergeant finds a Coors Light in a surprise barracks inspection, and vintage John Wayne movie footage answers back: 'It's my beer, Sergeant.' The full 60-second cut. Coors · tape MLB '96, disc 2	:60
1990s	Fruit by the Foot 'Never-Ending Class' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial The never-ending class - Fruit by the Foot. Fruit by the Foot · tape T21, disc B	:30
1990s	KFC Tender Roast 'The Peacemaker' Any Way You Like It Bucket - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial A Western showdown: the Murphy gang wants different things, and one manly man with a magical bucket from the land of KFC settles it — the new Tender Roast mix-and-match bucket, 12 pieces for $9.99. KFC · tape MLB '96, disc 1	:32
1990s	Lipton Brisk Iced Tea 'Frank Sinatra' Claymation - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial Lipton Brisk's claymation Frank Sinatra slips out of a wild gig — 'they were eyeing me up like a leg of lamb' — 'Ah, that's Brisk, baby!' Lipton · tape MLB '96, disc 1	:28
1990s	Luvs Diapers 'You Get Real… and Get Luvs' - Ask Your Father - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial You get real, and get Luvs - ask your father. Luvs · tape T21, disc A	:30
1990s	Luvs Diapers 'You Get Over It and Get Luvs - Live and Learn' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial You get over it, and get Luvs - live and learn. Luvs · tape T21, disc B	:30
1990s	M&M's 'Lounge Chair' Pool Party - Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Lounge Chair - 1996 TV Commercial A pool-party 'chocolate bar' where M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your lounge chair. MMs · tape T21, disc C	:30
1990s	Pella Windows 'A Serious Commitment' Father & Son - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial A father grills his son about a serious commitment — warmth, strength, stormy days — before revealing the family's 30-year love of Pella windows. 1-800-64-PELLA. Recovered after a viewer report. Pella	:30
1990s	Pepsi 'Buddy Burger' Drive-Thru Intercom - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial A garbled drive-thru intercom at Buddy Burger — 'forget the burger, all I really want is a Pepsi.' 'You need to get that intercom fixed.' Pepsi · tape MLB '96, disc 1	:30
1990s	Pepsi 'Security Camera' Coke Delivery Driver - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial The famous Pepsi 'Security Camera' spot — a Coca-Cola delivery driver sneaks a Pepsi from the cooler and the whole rack comes crashing down, to Hank Williams' 'Your Cheatin' Heart.' Aired during the 1996 All-Star Game months after its Super Bowl XXX debut. Pepsi · tape MLB '96, disc 1	:30
1990s	Reese's 'How Charlie the Barber Eats a Reese's' (15s) - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's - how Charlie the barber eats one. Reeses · tape T21, disc A	:15
1990s	Reese's 'How Optometrist John Penn Eats a Reese's' (15s) - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's - how optometrist John Penn eats one. Reeses · tape T21, disc A	:15
1990s	TBS 'America's Funniest Home Videos' Tonight at 7:05 Promo (1996) America's Funniest Home Videos, tonight at 7:05 Eastern on TBS. TBS · tape T21, disc C	:15
1990s	Wendy's Crispy Chicken Nuggets '5 for 99 Cents' - Dave Thomas - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial Dave Thomas catches parents eating their kids' nuggets — 'come on, buy your own.' Five all-white-meat Wendy's crispy chicken nuggets for 99 cents, every day. Wendys · tape MLB '96, disc 2	:15
1991	Eskimo Pie - Newsbeat Update Spoof - 'The Big Chill' - Man in Parka - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial A newscast-style spoof: a man in a parka says he is still being frozen out over his practical joke, but there is an upside to the big chill - he does not have to go downstairs to get an Eskimo Pie. Ends with a plug for Monsters at 10. Eskimo Pie not on YouTube yet	:15
1991	KFC Colonel's Dozen $9.99 - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial She calls the cops over the Colonel's Dozen — twelve pieces plus sides for $9.99 is a steal. KFC · tape T2, disc B	:29
1991	WXRT 93 Radio Chicago 'Twist Your Knob' Grouper - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial The female grouper becomes male — WXRT isn't asking you to change nearly that much. Just twist your knob. WXRT · tape T2, disc B	:15
1992	Ray Stevens Comedy Video Classics - 8 Hits on VHS - $19.95 (58s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial Ray Stevens has sold millions of comedy records, and now eight of his funniest hits are on one VHS tape, including The Streak, The Mississippi Squirrel, It's Me Again Margaret, Sittin' Up with the Dead, Surfin' U.S.S.R., Santa Claus Is Watchin' You and Everything Is Beautiful. Order at 1-800-826-7300 for $19.95 plus $4.50 shipping. Direct Response	:58
1992	Kix Cereal 'No Candy in 'Em' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial Kid tested, mother approved — and the only problem is there's no candy in them. General Mills · tape T3, disc A	:30
1992	Vivarin 'Revive with Vivarin' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial Barely slept, gotta work — Vivarin's safe as coffee and really helps wake you up. Medicine · tape T3, disc A	:15
1993	Harris Bank 'If I'd Listened to My Cousin Ralph' - My Harris Banker - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial 'If I'd listened to my cousin Ralph, I'd be investing in sensory adjustment technology...' My Harris Banker - helping you make better choices. A Chicago bank. A local ad inserted by the cable system. Harris Bank · tape T24, disc A	:30
1993	Little Caesars Favorite Five - '1,048,576 Possibilities' - Pizza! Pizza! - 1993 TV Commercial Pick your Favorite Five toppings - 1,048,576 possibilities ('ten was a ballpark figure'). Two pizzas for $7.98 at Little Caesars. Pizza! Pizza! Little Caesars · tape T24, disc A	:30
1993	Little Caesars - 'Big! Big! Cheese' Pizza for $8.88 - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial Little Caesars pushes its Big! Big! Cheese pizza for $8.88 in a spot built around an elderly man and a kid. Little Caesars · tape G008, disc 1	:30
1993	USA Network 'Major Dad' and 'Wings' Weeknights - Escape With Us (1993) Major Dad and Wings weeknights on USA Network - escape with us, on Continental Cablevision. A local ad inserted by the cable system. USA Network · tape T24, disc A	:30
1993	Wendy's Big Bacon Classic - 'So, Dave, What's Happening at Wendy's?' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial Dave Thomas at a holiday party introduces the new Big Bacon Classic - another thing to love about the holidays. Wendys · tape T24, disc A	:30
1993	Wendy's Big Bacon Classic Combo - Dave Thomas 'Holiday Ham, Fruitcake' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial 'Dave, we're all worried - you haven't ordered your holiday ham, or your fruitcake...' Wendy's is making a new Big Bacon Classic combo. Wendys · tape T24, disc A	:30
1994	Blockbuster 'Make It a Blockbuster Night' - Comedian Johnny Fortune (15s) - 1994 TV Commercial Comedian Johnny Fortune - make it a Blockbuster night. Blockbuster · tape V1, disc A	:15
1994	KFC 'Tired of Looking Down on Yourself?' 8-Piece Meal $9.99 (15s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial Tired of looking down on yourself? An 8-piece meal for $9.99 at KFC. KFC · tape V1, disc A	:15
1994	KFC 'Stuck in the Same Old Groove?' Record Player (15s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial Stuck in the same old groove? KFC. KFC · tape V1, disc A	:15
1994	Klondike 'What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?' - Dress Up Like a Clown - 1994 TV Commercial What would you do for a Klondike bar? Dress up like a clown - and the new Klondike Krispy. Klondike · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	Little Caesars Pleasers - 'Every Man, Woman and Child' Two for $9.98 - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial Little Caesars Pleasers for every man, woman and child - any two for $9.98, or one for $5.99. Pizza! Pizza! Little Caesars · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	McDonald's 'Yo Dwayne… Big Mac' - World Cup USA '94 - Something in the Air - 1994 TV Commercial 'Yo Dwayne!' - a Big Mac, with McDonald's as a sponsor of World Cup USA '94. Something's in the air. McDonalds · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	McDonald's Egg McMuffin 'Puddle Jumper' - Captain Wilson, 17th for Takeoff - 1994 TV Commercial Captain Wilson's puddle jumper is 17th for takeoff - time for an Egg McMuffin. McDonalds · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	Mentos 'Fresh and Full of Life' - The Freshmaker - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial Mentos - fresh and full of life. The Freshmaker! Mentos · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	NBC 'Night Shift' Promo - Leno, Conan, Greg Kinnear - We're Open All Night (1994) NBC's Night Shift: Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien and Greg Kinnear on Later - we're open all night. NBC · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	Subway Dream Game Hypnotist - Win a Trip to the 'Blown Away' Premiere - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial A hypnotist and Subway's Dream Game: win your own Subway business or a trip for two to Australia for the premiere of MGM's Blown Away. Subway · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	Subway Dream Game Hypnotist - '$100,000 Winner', Number Two Restaurant Chain - 1994 TV Commercial 'You've helped Subway become the number two restaurant chain' - the hypnotist and the Dream Game's $100,000 and travel prizes. Subway · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	Tostitos IRS Auditor - 'I Smell Refund' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial An IRS auditor and a bowl of Tostitos - 'I smell refund.' Tostitos · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	USA Network 'Duckman' Promo - 'I Don't Give Anyone Any Credit' - Tonight 10:30 (1994) Voice-over only, played over the end-credit cards of the movie: Duckman riffs on the credits ("What, your mother's a key grip? What's a key grip anyway?") before saying, "On my USA show, I don't give anyone any credit. It's mine. All mine. I'm Duckman. Tonight at 10:30, only on USA." USA Network · tape V30, disc B	:16
1994	Veryfine Juices 'I Am Always Losing Things… Grandma?' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial 'I am always losing things...' Grandma? Veryfine juices. Veryfine · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	Zima 'Out for a Beer… Never Heard of It' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial Out for a beer? Zima - never heard of it. Zomething different. Zima · tape V1, disc A	:30
1994	Zima 'An Evening of Culture' - Zomething Different - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial An evening of culture - and Zima. Zomething different. Zima · tape V1, disc A	:30
1995	1-800-COLLECT - Love Connection Parody Collect Call Spot - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial A 1-800-COLLECT (MCI) spot that parodies the dating show Love Connection with a collect-call twist. 1 800 COLLECT not on YouTube yet	:30
1995	Red Dog Beer - Bulldog Dating Advice, 'Bold Yet Smooth' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial A talking bulldog gives the hounds some advice about the opposite sex before pitching Red Dog beer: 'Bold yet smooth. Easy to drink.' The end card carries a 1995 Plank Road Brewery copyright. Red Dog not on YouTube yet	:30
1997	3 Musketeers - 'Slowly Put the Donut Down' (15s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial Cops: 'Slowly put the donut down.' 3 Musketeers - big on chocolate, not on fat. 3 Musketeers · tape TVH8, disc C	:15
1997	CBS Big Comedy Monday - Ink, Murphy Brown and Cybill (1997) Big Comedy Monday on CBS - Ink after Cosby, Murphy Brown and Cybill. CBS · tape TVH8, disc C	:30
1997	CBS Wednesday - The Nanny and Pearl 'Mission Impearlsible' (20s, 1997) The Nanny and Pearl's 'Mission Impearlsible' - CBS Wednesday. CBS · tape TVH8, disc C	:20
1997	Eggo - The Phillips Family - 'Granny Gets the Gold' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial The Phillips family and the last Eggo - Granny gets the gold. L'Eggo my Eggo. Eggo · tape TVH8, disc C	:30
1997	Got Milk? - The Bandaged Man With Cookies and No Milk (15s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial A bandaged man, a plate of cookies and no milk. Got milk? Got Milk · tape TVH8, disc C	:14
1998	Baskin-Robbins 'I'll Finish Your Report' - Seinfeld Finale Night Commercial (1998) A co-worker gets sent out for a two-scoop sundae ('I'll finish your report'), then finds out his report was rewritten. Two-scoop sundaes for $1.99 - 'Happiness served daily.' Baskin Robbins · tape T11, disc A	:30
1998	Cellular One 'The British Are Coming' Paul Revere - Seinfeld Finale Night Commercial (1998) Paul Revere's 'The British are coming' voicemail gag (Boston, 1775). $9.95 a month plus a free Motorola Profile phone. Cellular One · tape T11, disc A	:30
1998	Snapple 'Win Nothing Instantly' - Seinfeld Finale Night Commercial (1998) 'Win Nothing Instantly' under the cap: 'Way to lose, Vinnie!' 'Over a million prizes of nothing, like no rent and no phone bill.' Snapple · tape T11, disc A	:30
1999	10-10-220 'Cheaper Than Your Clip-On Nose Ring' - 99 Cents for 20 Minutes - 1999 TV Commercial A taxi call to the girlfriend back home: 99 cents for 20 minutes with 10-10-220 - cheaper than your clip-on nose ring. 10 10 220 · tape T22, disc A	:30
1999	10-10-297 'Knock Off the Bull!' - 10 Cents a Minute State to State - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial Knock off the bull! 10 cents a minute state to state, 5 cents within Illinois - no fine print. 10-10-297: savings made simple. 10 10 297 · tape T31, disc B	:30
1999	10-10-321 'Tea Party' - 'Just As Long As He Dials 10-10-321 First' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial A little girl's dollhouse tea party - just as long as he dials 10-10-321 first. 50% off calls over 10 minutes. 'You got a boyfriend?' 10 10 321 · tape T31, disc A	:30
1999	7-Up Underground vs. the Soft Drink Syndicate - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Drink what you like, not what you're supposed to like — you must pay, Mr. Squeaky. 7 Up · tape T4, disc A	:31
1999	7-Up Underground 'Coach Miller' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) No thanks, Coach — Billy's an Un. The second Underground edit of the game. 7 Up · tape T4, disc B	:30
1999	Alka-Seltzer Heartburn with Mary Matalin & James Carville - 'You Sound Like a Democrat' (1999) Political odd couple Mary Matalin and James Carville for Alka-Seltzer heartburn relief - aired during the impeachment vote coverage. 'You sound like a Democrat.' Alka Seltzer · tape T25, disc A	:30
1999	American Express 'Ta-Ta Tinseltown' Wilderness - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) A sitcom star trades Hollywood for the wilderness — and a wolf — in AmEx's 60-second story spot. American Express · tape T4, disc B	:60
1999	Budweiser Lizards 'We Got Canned' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Louie and Frankie learn the frogs got the boot — 'now how is that supposed to sell beer?' Budweiser · tape T4, disc A	:30
1999	Budweiser Lizards 'Frogs Walk Into a Bar' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Louie explains why they got fired, complete with the worst frog joke ever told. Budweiser · tape T4, disc A	:31
1999	Bud Light Grocery Checkout - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Short on cash at the register, the priorities are clear: 'Paper or plastic?' 'Make it a Bud Light.' Budweiser · tape T4, disc A	:32
1999	Bud Light 'Creepy Mouse with the Goggles' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) The goggled mouse is back in the apartment — can I hang here? Make it a Bud Light. Budweiser · tape T4, disc B	:26
1999	The Daily Show with Jon Stewart News Break - Impeachment Round Two, the Pope, Yasmine Bleeth (1999) 'I'm Jon Stewart. This is a Daily Show news break.' The impeachment trial enters its second round, the Pope brings the Middle Ages to the Middle West - tonight at 11 on Comedy Central. Jon Stewart's first weeks as host. Comedy Central · tape T31, disc C	:28
1999	Comedy Central 'Offsides at the Super Bowl' Promo - Dom Irrera (1999) Months ago, Dom Irrera set out on a journey - 'you don't know what it's like working for basic cable.' Offsides at the Super Bowl, Friday at 7 on Comedy Central. Comedy Central · tape T31, disc C	:14
1999	South Park Next-Week Promo - 'A Cloning War Divides the Children' (1999) On the next South Park, a cloning war divides the children - 'I bet I can genetically clone a whole human being before you crossbreed an elephant and a pig.' Will science destroy the town? Next Wednesday at 10. Comedy Central · tape T31, disc C	:12
1999	DiGiorno 'I Was Talking About the Pizza' El Train - It's Not Delivery (15s) - 1999 TV Commercial On the El train: 'I was talking about the pizza.' It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno. DiGiorno · tape T20, disc B	:15
1999	DiGiorno 'I Was Talking About the Pizza' El Train (30s) - It's Not Delivery - 1999 TV Commercial On the El train: 'I was talking about the pizza.' It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno - the 30-second version. DiGiorno · tape T22, disc A	:30
1999	Ethan Allen Winter Sale - Talking Chairs, 'Je Parle Français' (15s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial Talking chairs at the Ethan Allen Winter Sale - 'I scream', 'je parle français'. 1-800-228-9229. Ethan Allen · tape T31, disc B	:15
1999	FedEx 'Be Absolutely Sure' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Next time, send it FedEx and be absolutely sure. FedEx · tape T4, disc B	:30
1999	FedEx 'The Only Thing We Can't Carry Is a Tune' - Be Absolutely Sure - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial I'm going to Kansas City... Morocco... Chicago - the only thing FedEx can't carry is a tune. Be absolutely sure. FedEx · tape T31, disc B	:30
1999	King of the Hill Full Monty Teaser - Super Bowl XXXIII (1999) Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer promise to go the full monty for Super Bowl tickets — Tuesdays 8/7c. Fox · tape T4, disc A	:21
1999	King of the Hill Full Monty Payoff Promo - Super Bowl XXXIII (1999) 'Dale? Underpants?' — the streaker gag pays off in an all-new King of the Hill promo. Fox · tape T4, disc A	:24
1999	Family Guy Promo - Stewie 'Kill You All' - Super Bowl XXXIII (1999) 'I've decided to kill you all in an excruciating manner' — a third distinct premiere-night Stewie promo. Fox · tape T4, disc B	:11
1999	Family Guy Promo - Stewie 'Meet My Demands' - Super Bowl XXXIII (1999) Nuclear arms, animal crackers, and new giraffes — Stewie's demands ahead of the premiere. Fox · tape T4, disc B	:24
1999	Ally McBeal 'I Love the Cappuccinos' Promo (1999) The madness, the energy — but most of all, the cappuccinos. Mondays on Fox. Fox · tape T4, disc B	:24
1999	The Hartford 'Possibilities' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Great-aunt Edna gets flattened and The Hartford suggests annuities — whatever life brings, bring it on. Hartford · tape T4, disc B	:37
1999	The Hartford Small Business Insurance 'Possibilities' - The Falling Piano - 1999 TV Commercial A piano falling from a penthouse, a plate-glass window, a double-parked truck and a meter maid - small-business insurance from The Hartford. Whatever life brings you, bring it on. Hartford · tape T31, disc D	:30
1999	Illinois Lottery Big Game 'We're Mega-Millionaires… Son, Your Own Place' - 1999 TV Commercial 'My boy, fine accountant...' The Illinois Lottery Big Game - we're mega-millionaires. Illinois Lottery · tape T22, disc B	:30
1999	Kraft Miracle Whip with Tweety and Sylvester - 'Tangy Zip' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial Tweety and Sylvester and the tangy zip of Kraft Miracle Whip. Kraft · tape T20, disc B	:30
1999	McDonald's 'Someone Stole Your Fries' - Boxing Corner, Did Somebody Say McDonald's? (1999) Son, you got to dig deep - someone stole your fries. It was him. Did somebody say McDonald's? McDonalds · tape T31, disc B	:30
1999	MCI 5 Cents Sundays with Michael Jordan, Larry Bird and Tweety Bird - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial Michael Jordan and Larry Bird with an animated Tweety Bird: 'Just because he's Larry Bird and you're Tweety Bird doesn't mean you're related.' MCI 5 Cents Sundays: 'Call 1-800-SUNDAYS to become an MCI customer.' MCI · tape T10, disc C	:30
1999	Pepcid AC Chewables Detective - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) A detective cracks the case of the missing wife via an individually wrapped Pepcid AC chewable. Medicine · tape T4, disc B	:50
1999	Michelob Light 'Traded for Beer' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Coach trades a player for a case of Michelob Light — and the sack leader might fetch two. Michelob · tape T4, disc B	:30
1999	M&M's Crispy 'It's a Rule' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) The Crispy launch gag — you can't eat candy that fell on the floor. Whose rule? MMs · tape T4, disc A	:15
1999	Monster.com 'When I Grow Up' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Kids dream of filing all day and clawing their way to middle management — the ad that made Monster.com and defined the dot-com Super Bowl era. Monster · tape T4, disc A	:33
1999	Mountain Dew Valet Joyride - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) 'Put her in a good spot, okay?' — the valet has other plans, soundtrack included. Mountain Dew · tape T4, disc A	:31
1999	Austin Powers 2 Trailer Star Wars Fake-Out - Super Bowl XXXIII (1999) 'If you see only one movie this summer, see Star Wars. But if you see two…' — the legendary Spy Who Shagged Me reveal, June 11. Movies · tape T4, disc B	:31
1999	NBC 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien' Promo - Rosie O'Donnell, Daniel Stern (1999) Tonight on Conan: Rosie O'Donnell, Daniel Stern - and President Clinton does not gloat. Again! NBC · tape T22, disc B	:10
1999	Office Depot 'The New CFO… Alfred' - Low Prices Every Day - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial Meet the new CFO... Alfred. Office Depot - low prices every day. Office Depot · tape T22, disc A	:30
1999	Office Depot 'You Left Your Credit Card Statement in the Garbage' Paper Shredder (1999) Sam and Margaret, you left your credit card statement in the garbage - an Office Depot paper shredder. Office Depot · tape T22, disc B	:30
1999	Pilot Easy Touch Pen 'Do You Have a Pilot?' - Ron Shaw (15s) - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial 'Do you have a Pilot?' - an airplane gag for the Pilot Easy Touch pen, with Pilot president Ron Shaw. Pilot · tape T31, disc B	:15
1999	Pizza Hut Big New Yorker Launch - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Sixteen inches of real New York pizza for $9.99, sold by proud native New Yorkers. Pizza Hut · tape T4, disc A	:30
1999	Pontiac Grand Prix 'Wider Is Better' Ice Boats - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Minnesota ice-boaters learned the hard way — you betcha. Wide Track cornering from Pontiac. Pontiac · tape T4, disc B	:31
1999	Cap'n Crunch 'Au Contraire' - The Cap'n Speaks French to Mom - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial The Cap'n turns on the French charm for Mom - au contraire. Cap'n Crunch: great taste for adults, from an adult. Quaker · tape T31, disc B	:30
1999	Roto-Rooter 'Clogged Drain? America's Neighborhood Drain Expert' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial A garbage-disposer gag - clogged drain? Roto-Rooter, America's neighborhood drain expert. Roto Rooter · tape T25, disc A	:30
1999	Sealy Posturepedic 'Bunny's Backtique' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial Bunny's Backtique, a store just for backs - Sealy Posturepedic. Sealy · tape T20, disc B	:30
1999	Snickers Hospital Charades - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) 'Not going anywhere for a while?' A full-body cast, a game of charades, and a Snickers. Snickers · tape T4, disc B	:31
1999	Tabasco 'Mosquito' - Pizza, Hot Sauce and One Very Unlucky Bug - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial A man douses his pizza in Tabasco, a mosquito takes a bite - and explodes. No words needed. Tabasco · tape T31, disc B	:30
1999	United Van Lines 'What a Bunch of Big Babies' - Always a Smooth Move - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial People claim moving day is one of the most stressful events of their lives. What a bunch of big babies. United Van Lines - always a smooth move. United Van Lines · tape T31, disc A	:30
1999	Visa Check Card British Spies - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) 'Dry cleaners wouldn't take a check or a gun, eh Nigel?' — spies discover the Visa Check Card. Visa · tape T4, disc A	:35
1999	Wendy's Monterey Ranch Chicken - Dave Thomas - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial Dave Thomas presides over the return of the Monterey Ranch Chicken sandwich. Wendys · tape T4, disc B	:30
1999	WWF 'Good Ol' Family Entertainment' Satire - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) The Attitude-era WWF deadpans its way through 'we never use sex to enhance our image' while the footage says otherwise. WWF.com. Get it? WWF not on YouTube yet · tape T4, disc B	:30
1999	Yellow Pages with Jon Lovitz - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999) Jon Lovitz gets bumped from every talk show while promoting a book that's just the Yellow Pages — 'it's about ideas.' Yellow Pages · tape T4, disc B	:31
2000	1-800-COLLECT 'Spelling Bee' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A kid at the spelling bee gets collect-call spelling help — 'how about a C? O-L-L-E-C-T' — use 1-800-COLLECT and 'save the people you call a buck or two.' 1 800 COLLECT	:30
2000	1-800-COLLECT 'You Forgot?' - College Guys Up All Night Studying (Partial) - 2000 TV Commercial Two college guys - 'You forgot? We've been up all night studying.' 1-800-COLLECT - save a buck or two. Partial: the recording paused before the end of the spot. 1 800 COLLECT not on YouTube yet · tape T30, disc A	:22
2000	1-800-COLLECT 'Eva Savelot' - Alyssa Milano, Save a Buck or Two - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Alyssa Milano as Eva Savelot - 1-800-COLLECT, save a buck or two. 1 800 COLLECT · tape T30, disc A	:30
2000	1-800-COLLECT 'You Forgot?' - College Guys Up All Night Studying, 'Have You Heard of Paper?' (2000) Two college guys - 'You forgot? We've been up all night studying... have you heard of paper?' 1-800-COLLECT - save a buck or two. 1 800 COLLECT · tape T30, disc B	:30
2000	7UP 'Make 7UP Yours' - Giant Laser Projects the Logo on the Moon (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Projecting the 7UP logo on the moon with a giant laser - Make 7UP Yours. 7 Up · tape T28, disc A	:15
2000	976-WAKE 'George Taylor Failed to Show' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial (Chicago) The newscast-parody edit: 'George Taylor was expected to be promoted today at Cryogenics. Mr. Taylor failed to show.' He should have called 976-WAKE. 976 WAKE · tape T1, disc B	:15
2000	976-WAKE 'Final Boarding Call' Airport - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial (Chicago) The airport edit — 'final boarding call, all passengers, A10, don't be late' — 976-WAKE, you snooze you lose. 976 WAKE · tape T1, disc B	:15
2000	AMC 'NYUK' Promo - Leslie Nielsen and the New York University of Knucklehead (2000) A spoof promo in which Leslie Nielsen (named on an on-screen card) says, "There is still a place on television that cares about quality educational programming. I am Leslie Nielsen and I represent the New York University of Knucklehead," promising education in "writing, the fine arts, foreign languages, physics, advanced physics." NYUK airs Saturday and Sunday mornings at 8 on AMC, with a Three Stooges clip at the tail. AMC · tape TVH10, disc A	:30
2000	AMC NYUK Three Stooges Block - Bumper Compilation, 'Listen, Judge' and 'You Nazty Spy' (2000) A compilation of AMC's NYUK (New York University of Knucklehead) Saturday Three Stooges bumpers: a 'Next: Listen, Judge' card, the block's opening gag of a professor in cap and gown crashing a bike, and a 'Next: You Nazty Spy' card. AMC · tape G011, disc 1	:36
2000	America's Best 'Hey Sir, You Wear Glasses?' Garden Hose - Two Pairs $59.99 - 2000 TV Commercial 'Hey sir, you wear glasses?' - two pairs of glasses for $59.99 with an eye exam at America's Best. 1-800-TWO-PAIR. Americas Best · tape T28, disc C	:30
2000	Ameritrade 'Honey, the One Thing I Need You to Do Today…' - Two Free Airline Tickets (60s) (2000) 'Honey, the one thing I need you to do today...' Ameritrade Express Account Opening - and two free airline tickets. Ameritrade · tape T26, disc B	:60
2000	AT&T 1-800-CALL-ATT Horror Movie 'Don't Dial Zero!' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A horror-movie collect call - 'Don't dial zero!' Dial 1-800-CALL-ATT. AT & T · tape T23, disc A	:30
2000	AT&T 1-800-CALL-ATT 'Pencils Down' - Not So Great for Tests, Great for Collect Calls (15s) (2000) Pencils down - not so great for taking tests, but great for collect calls. 1-800-CALL-ATT. AT & T · tape T30, disc C	:15
2000	BestBuy.com 'This Dog's in Big Trouble' - Buy Online, Return to the Store - 2000 TV Commercial A dog at obedience school is in big trouble - buy online at BestBuy.com and return to the store. No problem. Best Buy · tape T30, disc A	:30
2000	Black & Decker Firestorm Cordless Cutsaw - 'I Crave the Taste of Wood' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial 'I like to eat... I crave the taste of wood' - the Black & Decker Firestorm cordless cutsaw. Black & Decker · tape T30, disc C	:30
2000	Bud Light 'The Human Cotton Ball' Circus Countdown - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A circus countdown for 'the human cotton ball' - Bud Light. Budweiser · tape T28, disc A	:30
2000	Canada Dry Ginger Ale - Penguins and the Vending Machine, 'Out and Out Refreshment' (2000) Penguins at a vending machine - Canada Dry Ginger Ale, out-and-out refreshment. Canada Dry · tape T30, disc C	:30
2000	Capital One Vikings Raid the Suburbs at Christmas (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A Viking horde storms a snowy suburb at Christmas. 0% interest on all purchases until May 2001. Capital One - what's in your wallet? Capital One · tape T15, disc B	:60
2000	'Ahh, the Power of Cheese' - John Hayes for President, with Bob Dole - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A cheese-fueled presidential campaign - John Hayes for President, and former Senator Bob Dole: 'what a doofus.' Ahh, the power of cheese. ilovecheese.com. Cheese · tape V11, disc B	:30
2000	Circuit City 'Imagine That' - Ned's Glass Repair and the 12-Inch Subwoofer - 2000 TV Commercial Earth-shattering sound from a 12-inch subwoofer - and some people just don't appreciate it. Ned's Glass Repair. Circuit City: imagine that. Circuit City · tape V11, disc B	:30
2000	DiGiorno 'You Going to Cut That or What?' - It's Not Delivery (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial 'You going to cut that or what?' It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno. DiGiorno · tape V4, disc A	:15
2000	DiGiorno Half and Half Pizza - Bates Motel Mother Parody - 'It's Not Delivery' - 2000 TV Commercial A Psycho-style Bates Motel mother parody sells DiGiorno half-and-half pizza with the line 'It's not delivery.' DiGiorno · tape G011, disc 1	:30
2000	DirecTV Family Pack 'Fighting Over the Remote… Get With the Pack' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Fighting over the remote? Get with the pack - DirecTV's Family Pack. 1-800-547-4DTV. DirecTV · tape V3, disc B	:30
2000	DirecTV Total Choice Platinum 'Some People Will Watch Anything… Do Your Hamster a Favor' (2000) Some people will watch anything - do your hamster a favor. DirecTV Total Choice Platinum. 1-800-547-4DTV. DirecTV · tape T30, disc A	:60
2000	Domino's HeatWave Bag - 'Bad Andy. Good Pizza.' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Pizzas missing their HeatWave cores - bad Andy. Good pizza. Domino's HeatWave delivery bag. Dominos · tape T30, disc C	:30
2000	Domino's HeatWave - 'Bad Andy. Good Pizza.' - $9.99 Large and a 2-Liter (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial Bad Andy. Good pizza. A large one-topping pizza and a 2-liter of Coke for $9.99, delivered hot in the HeatWave bag - Domino's. Dominos · tape V11, disc C	:15
2000	Diet Dr Pepper 'Tastes More Like Regular' Man on the Dock (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Diet Dr Pepper tastes more like regular Dr Pepper. Dr Pepper · tape T23, disc A	:15
2000	Diet Dr Pepper 'Beauty Is on the Inside… Unless You're From Sweden' (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial At the gym - 'beauty is on the inside... unless you're from Sweden.' Diet Dr Pepper tastes more like regular. Dr Pepper · tape T30, disc B	:15
2000	ETrade Bank 'Thicker Chain, Longer Chain' - 7.25% CD, Bingo Bingo - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Thicker chain, longer chain - ETrade Bank's one-year CD at 7.25% APY. Bingo bingo. E Trade · tape T26, disc B	:30
2000	Energizer Bunny 'Shop for Underwear in My Underwear' - Still Going (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial An InMyUnderwear.com-style dot-com spot interrupted by the Energizer Bunny - still going. Energizer · tape T30, disc A	:15
2000	Enterprise 'You Rented Our Car From Enterprise?… They Ought to Be Number One' (15s) (2000) 'You rented our car from Enterprise?' - they ought to be number one. Enterprise: we'll pick you up. Enterprise · tape T28, disc A	:15
2000	ESPN 'This Is SportsCenter' - World's Strongest Man, Anchors in Tears (2000) The anchors sign off and introduce World's Strongest Man - then it's too emotional to watch. This is SportsCenter. ESPN · tape V11, disc B	:30
2000	Foster's 'How to Speak Australian' - 'Monday' - The Beach (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial How to speak Australian: surfers on the beach - Monday. Foster's. Australian for beer. Fosters · tape V11, disc C	:15
2000	Foster's 'How to Speak Australian' - 'No' - The Pub (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial How to speak Australian, in the pub - No. Foster's. Australian for beer. Fosters · tape V11, disc C	:15
2000	GEICO 'We All Do Dumb Things' Paper Animation - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Pre-gecko-era GEICO: a paper-craft animation of dumb mistakes — 'paying too much for car insurance doesn't have to be one of them. A 15-minute call could save you 15% or more.' CBS ran it twice back to back. GEICO · tape T1, disc A	:15
2000	GEICO Direct 'Am I On?' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A 15-second early GEICO Direct spot — 'Am I on? GEICO Direct could save you hundreds... result? Smaller bill.' GEICO · tape T1, disc B	:15
2000	GEICO 'Claims Ball Rolling at Night' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial GEICO's claims-service 15 — 'we get the ball rolling on your claim quickly, even in the middle of the night.' GEICO · tape T1, disc B	:15
2000	GEICO 'Elwood Drive' Earthquake - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A survey team tracks a tremor to one driveway: a driver who just switched to GEICO. Third distinct GEICO spot recovered from this week of tapes. GEICO · tape T1, disc C	:30
2000	GEICO Direct 'We All Do Dumb Things' - Paper-Animation Vacuum Cleaner Man (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial We all do dumb things - a paper-animated man and his vacuum cleaner. But saving money on car insurance with GEICO Direct isn't one of them. GEICO · tape T28, disc C	:15
2000	GEICO Direct 'Should the Water Be Red Like That?' - The Reservoir - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Something in the water - 'should the water be red like that?' GEICO Direct, 1-800-841-0719. GEICO · tape V11, disc A	:30
2000	Honey Nut Cheerios Toy Store Bee - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial The bee loose in a toy store — it's a honey of an O. General Mills	:30
2000	Glad Gladware Launch - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Gladware reusable containers, about 50 cents each. 'Don't get mad. Get Glad.' Glad · tape T1, disc C	:15
2000	Kellogg's Frosted Flakes 'The Collection' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A collector shows off his Frosted Flakes shapes collection; Tony the Tiger closes it out. Kelloggs · tape T1, disc C	:31
2000	Korbel Champagne Summit Toast 'For People Who Know Champagne' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A diplomatic summit toast goes wrong: 'Sorry, sir. The champagne was not Korbel.' Korbel - for people who know champagne. Korbel · tape T15, disc C	:30
2000	MasterCard 'Priceless' Circus - Cannonballs $129 Online - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial 'Cannonballs, $129 online. 88 hula hoops... elephant shampoo... not having to pay for any weird charges: priceless.' MasterCard's zero-liability online shopping. Mastercard · tape T15, disc C	:29
2000	Debit MasterCard Cinderella 'Meeting Prince Charming: Priceless' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Cleaning supplies, $48 - finishing the chores in time to meet Prince Charming: priceless. Debit MasterCard. MasterCard · tape T30, disc C	:29
2000	McDonald's Dinosaur Hatch, Match & Win - Boy and Poodle 'You Win!' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A boy, a poodle and McDonald's Dinosaur Hatch, Match and Win - 'You win!' McDonalds · tape T23, disc A	:30
2000	Tums 'You'll Like My Tums Better' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial 'I don't know how I got this heartburn — I didn't eat anything.' (While eating everyone else's onion rings, chili and ribs.) Tums: it works, it's fast, and it has calcium. Medicine · tape T1, disc A	:30
2000	Mentos 'The Freshmaker' - Nightclub (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A nightclub moment - Mentos, the Freshmaker. Mentos · tape T30, disc C	:15
2000	Miller Lite 'Is It Dead?' - Hikers Find a Keg in the Woods - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Hikers find a keg in the woods - 'Is it dead?' 'It's cold.' Getting lucky? Grab a Miller Lite. Miller · tape V11, disc A	:30
2000	Miller Lite - The Wedding Crashers - 'I Think They're Onto Us' - It's Miller Time (2000) Two guys crash a wedding reception - 'I think they're onto us.' Miller Lite. It's Miller Time. Miller · tape V11, disc B	:30
2000	Mountain Dew - Mountain Biker Chases Down a Cheetah - 'Bad Cheetah!' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A mountain biker chases down a cheetah on the savanna to get his Mountain Dew back. Bad cheetah! Do the Dew. Mountain Dew · tape V11, disc B	:30
2000	National Car Rental 'Febreze Clean' - 'Ever Eat Fast Food in a Rental?' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Ever eat fast food in a rental? National Car Rental cars are Febreze clean. National Car Rental · tape T28, disc B	:30
2000	NBC 'Tuesday Finales' Promo - 3rd Rock from the Sun, Will & Grace (2000) Tuesday, a night of finales: 3rd Rock from the Sun with Chyna and William Shatner, and a one-hour Will & Grace season finale on NBC. NBC · tape T23, disc A	:30
2000	NBC 'Friends' One-Hour Season Finale Encore - Wednesday 8/7c (20s, 2000) The one-hour Friends season finale, again Wednesday at 8, 7 central, on NBC. NBC · tape T23, disc A	:20
2000	NBC 'Friends' Season Finale Encore Promo (10s, 2000) The Friends season finale again, Wednesday at 8, 7 central, on NBC - the 10-second cut. NBC · tape T23, disc A	:10
2000	Late Night with Conan O'Brien Tonight - Pimpbot 5000, Allan Houston, Conan & Triumph Promo (2000) Coming up on Late Night: the return of Pimpbot 5000, the New York Knicks' Allan Houston, and the sordid truth about Conan and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. NBC · tape T28, disc A	:10
2000	Pets.com Sock Puppet 'Because Pets Can't Drive' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial THE dot-com bust mascot, nine months before liquidation — the Pets.com sock puppet visits a tabby cat. 'Pets.com. Because pets can't drive.' Pets com · tape T1, disc A	:22
2000	Planters - 'Three Cashews at Once' - Relax. Go Nuts. (15s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Three cashews at once? Dogs don't like nuts? Relax. Go nuts. Planters. Planters · tape V11, disc C	:15
2000	Priceline.com William Shatner Lounge Singer 'I Need a Break From the Fans and the Paparazzi' (2000) William Shatner, backed by a lounge band, needs a break from the fans and the paparazzi - so he's going to Priceline.com. Priceline · tape V6, disc A	:30
2000	Progresso Chicken Noodle 'Chicken and Star Soup? Get Out of the High Chair' - 2000 TV Commercial Chicken and star soup? Get out of the high chair - Progresso chicken noodle, without the bib. Progresso · tape T30, disc C	:30
2000	Quaker Chewy With Nestlé Crunch 'Dad Dyes His Hair… Chewy Stops the Chatter' - 2000 TV Commercial Dad dyes his hair - Quaker Chewy with Nestlé Crunch stops the chatter. Quaker · tape T28, disc B	:30
2000	Qwest 'Ride the Light' - Transmegalon IT Consultants, Tea and Cake - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial IT consultants from Transmegalon offer tea and cake - Qwest: ride the light. Qwest · tape T26, disc B	:30
2000	Sprint PCS Free & Clear Plan - Office Nonsense Talk - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Office nonsense-talk and the Sprint PCS Free and Clear Plan - choose one free option. Sprint · tape T23, disc A	:30
2000	TD Waterhouse - Phil Jackson Arrives in L.A. - The Limo Driver and 'The Trade' - 2000 TV Commercial Phil Jackson lands in L.A. and his limo driver, Pete, pumps him about the trade - TD Waterhouse, $12 online trades. TD Waterhouse · tape V11, disc B	:30
2000	Time Life 'The Benny Hill Collection' (60s) - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial 'Good evening. Here's the news flash. He's outrageous...' Time Life's Benny Hill Collection on video - call now and get Benny Hill for just $9.99. 1-800-317-9966. Time Life · tape T15, disc C	:60
2000	TiVo - 'People Hurting TVs, TVs Hurting People' - Stupid Box - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial TiVo says it recognized an epidemic of people hurting TVs and TVs hurting people. TiVo lets you watch your favorite shows whenever you want, so there's never any bad TV. TiVo.com. TiVo not on YouTube yet	:30
2000	Toyota Tacoma Double Cab 'Tacoma Tough Club' - Bear Raids the Campers - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A bear raids a campsite - 'put the food down and nobody gets hurt.' Think you're tough enough to drive a Tacoma? Join the club. Introducing the Double Cab. Toyota · tape T30, disc B	:30
2000	Toyota Echo 'My Skull Is Shrinking… So Much Headroom' - It's Not You, It's the Car (2000) Three guys in the back seat - 'my skull is shrinking... so much headroom.' The Toyota Echo, $12,030 as shown. It's not you, it's the car. Toyota · tape T30, disc B	:30
2000	UnitedHealthcare 'Dr. Jones, the Insurance Company Will See You Now' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial 'Dr. Jones, the insurance company will see you now.' At UnitedHealthcare, your doctor makes the decision. UnitedHealthcare · tape V6, disc B	:30
2000	Visa Check Card - 'Love Don' at the Tattoo Parlor - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A 'Love Don' tattoo costs $50 and he only has $41 - Visa Check Card. In, out and on with life. Visa · tape V11, disc B	:30
2000	The Wall Street Journal - 'How to Blend In with Normal People' - Walking a Tiger (2000) How to blend in with normal people - walking a pet tiger. The Wall Street Journal, 57 cents a day for 13 weeks. 800-638-6300. Wall Street Journal · tape V11, disc C	:30
2000	Western Union Talk Show 'Scott… Feisty Coed… Scott's Mom' - Fastest Way to Send Money (2000) A talk-show showdown - Scott, a feisty coed and Scott's mom. Western Union, the fastest way to send money worldwide. Western Union · tape T28, disc B	:30
2000	WGN 'The Drew Carey Show' Promo - Ladies' Night, Tonight 6:30 (2000) Ladies' night at the bar - The Drew Carey Show tonight at 6:30 on WGN. WGN · tape V11, disc A	:15
2000	Williams Communications 'Telepathy… Telephony' Boardroom Gag - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Telepathy? Telephony - a boardroom gag from Williams Communications. Williams · tape V4, disc A	:30
2000	Big Red 'Miss Einstein' Long Lasting Fresh Breath - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial A diner genius can't get a word in until Big Red fixes the real problem — 'maybe it's your breath... it looks good on you.' Wm. Wrigley Jr. Co., long lasting fresh breath. Wrigley · tape T1, disc A	:27
2000	Big Red 'Apartment Couple' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial The second Big Red edit from the same broadcast — a hallway romance saved by long lasting fresh breath. Wrigley	:30
2000	Wrigley's Eclipse Sugar-Free Gum - Sue 'Caesar Salad' Bronks - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Sue 'Caesar Salad' Bronks and Wrigley's Eclipse sugar-free gum. Wrigley · tape T28, disc B	:30
2000	XO Communications 'MegaTelco' - Charles Gaines and Balthazar, Prince of Misery - 2000 TV Commercial Charles Gaines, president and CEO of MegaTelco, and Balthazar, prince of misery - voice, data and web for business from XO. Not just talk. XO · tape V6, disc A	:30
2000	XO Communications 'MegaTelco' - Charles Gaines Matches XO's Three-Month Guarantee (2000) XO is offering a three-month guarantee - so MegaTelco's Charles Gaines decides to do the same. 1-866-MegaTelco. They can't. We do. XO. XO · tape V6, disc B	:30
2000	XO Communications 'MegaTelco' Shareholders Meeting - 'B.O.' - Charles Gaines - 2000 TV Commercial At the MegaTelco shareholders meeting: 'we can't beat their technology, but we can beat their name' - B.O. XO: voice, data and web for business. Not just talk. XO · tape V11, disc A	:30
2000	Yellow Pages Jon Lovitz 'The Man Who Wrote the Yellow Pages' Barbecue (15s) - 2000 TV Commercial Jon Lovitz as the man who wrote the Yellow Pages - at a barbecue. Yellow Pages · tape T23, disc A	:15
2000	York Peppermint Pattie 'Reach for a Cool One' - Vintage 2000 TV Commercial Construction workers kick back at the bar — and reach for a York. 'Get the sensation.' York Peppermint · tape T1, disc A	:18
2001	1-800-COLLECT with Mr. T 'No Jibber-Jabber' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial Mr. T as the inspector here to educate you about calling collect. Save a buck or two. 1 800 COLLECT · tape T6, disc C	:30
2001	7-Up Court Logo - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial Basketball teams paint their logo at center court, so why not 7-Up? Next time, start a little sooner. 7 Up · tape T6, disc B	:15
2001	Aflac Duck Construction Site - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial 'Good thing we got that insurance' — the duck can't get anyone to say its name. Aflac · tape T5, disc B	:26
2001	Budweiser 'What Are You Doing?' - Whassup Parody (2001) Preppy Brad and Chad answer the phone watching the market recap and drinking an import — Budweiser's own send-up of Whassup. Budweiser · tape T6, disc B	:30
2001	Budweiser True - Men on Phones, 'You Took Care of That Thing, Right?' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial A chain of men on phones keeps asking 'You took care of that thing, right?' and ends on 'Budweiser TRUE.' with a budweiser.com tag. Budweiser not on YouTube yet	:19
2001	Butterfinger - Simpsons Dr. Hibbert - 'Butterfingeritis' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial A Simpsons Butterfinger spot in which Dr. Hibbert diagnoses 'butterfingeritis.' Butterfinger not on YouTube yet	:15
2001	Capital One No-Hassle Card Everest Climber - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial 900 feet from the summit, he turns back to mail his credit card payment. Capital One · tape T5, disc C	:30
2001	Capital One No-Hassle Platinum - Ghost Telemarketers - What's in Your Wallet? (60s) (2001) Ghostly telemarketers haunt a family - Capital One's No-Hassle Platinum card. What's in your wallet? Capital One · tape V33, disc A	:60
2001	Cheer 'Faded Look' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Aaron wants faded jeans; Cheer's chlorine neutralizer won't let him have them. Cheer · tape T5, disc B	:28
2001	CNF 'Son, It's Time We Had That Little Talk' - Where Supply Meets Demand - 2001 TV Commercial 'Son, it's time we had that little talk...' - about supply chain management. CNF, where supply meets demand. freight.com. CNF · tape T18, disc B	:30
2001	Conseco Life Insurance 'Roger Came Back as a Monkey' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial Irene, it's me, Roger — I came back as a monkey. How will you support your family after you pass away? Conseco, step up. Conseco · tape T7, disc C	:30
2001	Dell 'Dude' Kid Steven Helps Mrs. Lindsay - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial (60s) Steven, the Dell kid, talks his teacher Mrs. Lindsay into a Pentium 4 desktop — free shipping, easy as Dell. Dell · tape T7, disc B	:60
2001	DiGiorno 'It's Not Delivery, It's French' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Hey, you like delivery pizza? It's not delivery… it's French. It's DiGiorno. DiGiorno · tape T5, disc B	:15
2001	DiGiorno Stuffed Crust Radio Singalong - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial 'Lookin' for some hot stuff…' A radio singalong caught by the delivery guy — except it's DiGiorno. DiGiorno · tape T5, disc B	:32
2001	DirecTV DSL 'End of the Internet' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial 'You have reached the end of the internet. Please go back.' — $39.99 a month, 1-877-4DSL-JOY. DirecTV · tape T5, disc B	:30
2001	Lycos 'Fell Off a Truck' Shopping - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial 'My father always did his shopping after the stores were closed' — dig into it deeper on Lycos. Dot Com · tape T6, disc C	:30
2001	ESPN.com 'I Met Kathy With an I' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial Everything with an I is better — ice cream, Gandhi, candy. ESPN.com: not one eye. ESPN · tape T6, disc B	:30
2001	Halls Vapor Action 'Breathe, My Pasty Friend' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial Dad promised to ski with the kids — Halls to the rescue. Halls · tape T6, disc C	:30
2001	Heineken 'The Surprise Package' Mardi Gras - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial A Mardi Gras party, the wrong line, the wrong call — and the surprise package. Heineken · tape T6, disc C	:33
2001	Kellogg's Nutri-Grain 'You Are What You Eat' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial A questionable breakfast meets its replacement — whole-grain oats, real fruit and calcium. Kelloggs · tape T5, disc A	:29
2001	Viagra Free Six-Pill Sample - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial 'Six? That's my number.' The free sample-pack era of Viagra advertising. Medicine · tape T5, disc B	:30
2001	Mike's Hard Lemonade - Aquarium Orca Trainer - 'A Hard Day Calls for a Hard Lemonade' (2001) Mike's Hard Lemonade follows an aquarium orca trainer: 'A hard day calls for a hard lemonade.' Mikes Hard Lemonade not on YouTube yet	:30
2001	Miller Lite 'Got a Friend Who's Whipped?' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial Bench pressing, mud wrestling… and filling up the potpourri. Grab a Miller Lite, it's Miller time. Miller · tape T6, disc B	:30
2001	Miller Lite - Kitchen, Pals, Cat and Dog - It's Miller Time - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial A Miller Lite spot set in a kitchen with pals, a cat and a dog, ending with 'It's Miller time.' Miller not on YouTube yet	:30
2001	Charles Schwab WebShops with Cris Carter - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial Cris Carter on a problem that can happen to someone you love: not knowing a bid price from an ask price. Schwab held over 10,000 WebShops. Schwab · tape T6, disc C	:30
2001	Charles Schwab Mom's Peach Pie, Meatloaf and Laddered Munis - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial 'When my son comes to visit, I like to prepare nice things for him... peach pie, my special meatloaf... and a nice bunch of mid-caps, small caps and laddered munis.' Wouldn't it be great if the person you trust most was your broker? A Schwab planning workshop, 1-800-9-SCHWAB. Schwab · tape T18, disc C	:30
2001	Sprint PCS Free & Clear 'Backup for O'Neal' - Lounge Singer at Football Practice (2001) A lounge singer and keyboardist at football practice - free and clear with Sprint PCS, nationwide long distance included. $29.99 for 3000 minutes. 1-800-480-4PCS. Sprint · tape V10, disc A	:25
2001	State Farm 'Driving Lesson' - Vintage 2001 TV Commercial A teen's first lesson ends on the lawn — help protect the ones you value most. State Farm · tape T6, disc C	:30
2001	Visa Check Card 'Who Let the Dogs Out' - Stadium Sound Crew Needs to See Some ID (2001) The stadium sound crew tries to pay for 'Who Let the Dogs Out' by check - 'I don't care what stadium you work for, I'm still going to need to see some ID.' Use the Visa check card. It's everywhere you want to be. Visa · tape V10, disc A	:30
2002	Aflac - The Mechanic Under the Car - 'Ask About It at Work' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial A mechanic under a car can't hear the duck - Aflac! Ask about it at work. Aflac · tape V12, disc C	:30
2002	Aquafina 'So Pure, We Promise Nothing' - Zero Percent Nutrition Panel - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Look at our backside: zero, zero, zero. Aquafina - so pure, we promise nothing. Aquafina · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Aquafina 'Come Closer' - No Fizz, No Fruit, No Little Umbrellas - So Pure - 2002 TV Commercial Come closer: no fizz, no fruit, no bananas or little umbrellas. Aquafina - so pure, we promise nothing. Aquafina · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Best Buy 'Turn On the Fun' - The Lawn Ornament Guy - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial A garden-gadget guy and his lawn ornaments - you can play around with anything you want. Best Buy: turn on the fun. Best Buy · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Blockbuster 'Shake What Your Mama Gave You' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) From the pet shop across the street, Carl and Ray eye the Blockbuster store's 'wall-to-wall entertainment', so Carl puts on his own show. 'That's it, Carl. Shake what your mama gave you.' Blockbuster · tape T9, disc C	:30
2002	Bud Light 'Robobash' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) In this parody of TV robot combat, the Robobash champion faces a little wooden-crate contender, "Mini Fridge." The crate opens to show a Bud Light ("Lock on"), and the big robot goes after it and gets taken apart. "Oh, no mercy!" Budweiser · tape T9, disc B	:30
2002	Bud Light 'So How Much?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) At a nightclub bar a shy guy parrots the pickup lines his friend in glasses feeds him ('Hi, I'm Paul, and you have beautiful eyes'), until he also repeats the friend's 'So how much?' and the woman looks shocked. 'Make it a Bud Light.' Budweiser · tape T9, disc B	:30
2002	Bud Light 'Go Get One, Boy' (Hawk) - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) From a high-rise apartment a young man shows two women his trained hawk ('Go get one, boy'), and it dives onto a sidewalk cafe below and scatters the diners. It comes back with something other than a beer: 'Ooh, that's a first.' Budweiser · tape T9, disc B	:30
2002	Budweiser 'Our Love Shines Like a Beacon' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) She spends ages in the greeting-card aisle reading card after card ('Our love shines like a beacon'), while he grabs one off a convenience-store rack in seconds. At dinner they trade cards: 'It's perfect.' Budweiser · tape T9, disc B	:30
2002	Budweiser 'How You Doing?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) A cowboy-hatted Texan who just got in today tells his story in a New York bar, and when the bartender asks 'You want a beer?' he says 'I want a Bud'. The regulars keep greeting him with 'How you doing?' until he is saying it himself. Budweiser · tape T9, disc C	:30
2002	Bud Light 'Satin Sheets' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) 'Honey, I've got the black teddy on... and I put the satin sheets on the bed' gets only a mumble from the couch, but 'I've got cold Bud Light' sends him racing upstairs. He dives onto the satin sheets, slides straight out the window and lands in the neighbors' yard in his underwear. Budweiser · tape T9, disc C	:30
2002	Budweiser 'True' Dinner Table - 'That Dog Had Rabies' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Around the dinner table: 'Hey Stan, remember that golden retriever... didn't that dog have rabies?' 'I still have him.' Budweiser - True. Budweiser · tape T19, disc B	:30
2002	Budweiser True 'We Got a Couple Runners' - How Fresh Is That Beer? - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial How fresh is that beer? A couple of delivery guys make a run for it - maybe they don't want you to know when it was brewed. drinkfresh.com. Budweiser · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Bud Light - 'Let's Play The Stranger' - The French Maid - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Let's play The Stranger - a French maid and a Bud Light. Budweiser · tape T37, disc B	:30
2002	Bud Light - 'Bartender, 20 Bud Lights' - Make It a Bud Light - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial A bar customer orders 20 Bud Lights: 'Make it a Bud Light.' Budweiser not on YouTube yet	:30
2002	Burger King x Men in Black II - The Black Stack BBQ Griller - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial The Black Stack BBQ Griller from Burger King and Men in Black II. At BK, you got it. Burger King · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Capital One - No-Hassle Card - Orangutan 'Living Large Off Your Interest' - 2002 TV Commercial An orangutan is living large off your interest in this Capital One no-hassle card spot. Capital One not on YouTube yet	:31
2002	CDW - Fred Fried the Motherboard, Right Technology Right Away - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial CDW spot in which a customer named Fred has fried the motherboard, pitching right technology right away. CDW not on YouTube yet	:30
2002	Century 21 'Is That a Brazilian Mahogany Chair Rail?' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial In a perfect world, thousands of buyers could see your home anytime. In the real world, there's Century21.com. Century 21 · tape T8, disc A	:15
2002	Century 21 'You the Man' J.D. Power Awards - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Two J.D. Power awards for customer satisfaction — and the announcer gets all the credit. Century 21 · tape T8, disc A	:15
2002	Century 21 'Your Home Would Get Smaller' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial In a perfect world, your home would shrink when the kids move out. In the real world, there's Century21.com. Century 21 · tape T8, disc A	:15
2002	Century 21 'Congratulations, It's Triplets' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial In a perfect world, your home would grow with your family. In the real world, there's Century21.com. Century 21 · tape T8, disc A	:15
2002	Chili's 'I Want My Baby Back Ribs' - Castaway Boy Band on the Beach (15s) - 2002 TV Commercial A castaway boy band on the beach sings the jingle - I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs. Chili's. Chilis · tape T32, disc B	:15
2002	Cingular Wireless 'Dog Show' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Champion written all over him — until a cell phone goes off mid-show. Never pay long distance or roaming, plus 3,500 night and weekend minutes. What do you have to say? Cingular · tape T8, disc C	:30
2002	Circuit City Express Pick-up - 'Honey, You Could Have Waited in the Car' - 2002 TV Commercial 'Honey, you could have waited in the car' - order online and pick it up fast with Circuit City Express Pick-up. We're with you. Circuit City · tape T32, disc A	:30
2002	Coors Original 'Guys Night Out' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial So what'd you guys do last night? Nothing. Coors Original, Real Beer — official sponsor of Guys Night Out. Coors · tape T8, disc B	:30
2002	Coors Light - Days of the Week - 'Rock the Party... Rock On' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Coors Light spot running through the days of the week to 'Rock the party... Rock On.' Coors not on YouTube yet	:30
2002	Dell 'Pizza Fund' 50K a Day Giveaway - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial (60s) Asking the folks for financial aid — dramatic, sincere, or a chart of the depleted pizza fund? Or just get a Dell. Dimension 4500S, $749. Dell · tape T8, disc A	:60
2002	DirecTV Movers Connection 'Man in Box Not Included' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial A couple unpacks their new house and finds the DirecTV installer in a moving box. Call 1-877-616-MOVE. DirecTV · tape T8, disc B	:30
2002	Discover Card Cashback Bonus - Dave Logan Is Single - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Discover Card's Cashback Bonus spot follows Dave Logan, who is single, through 'Check please' and a $160 ring. Discover not on YouTube yet	:30
2002	Dockers 'Nice Pants. Very Nice Pants.' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) At a formal ballroom party, three men stand at the buffet in little black dresses while a man in Dockers slacks dances with one of their wives: 'Nice pants. Very nice pants.' VO: 'Finally, guys have an answer to the little black dress.' Dockers · tape T9, disc B	:30
2002	Yahoo! 'How Did You Learn How to Talk?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) A man in a red plaid shirt stands waist-deep in a tropical lagoon when a talking sea creature surfaces beside him. 'How'd you find this place?' 'Yahoo.' ... 'Wait, wait. How did you learn how to talk?' 'Yahoo.' End card: 'Do You Yahoo!?' Dot Com · tape T9, disc B	:30
2002	Diet Dr Pepper - Harlem Globetrotters 'You the Man' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Diet Dr Pepper features the Harlem Globetrotters in a short 'you the man' spot. Dr Pepper not on YouTube yet	:15
2002	ETRADE Financial 'Monkey Flops' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) (60s) The ETRADE chimp stars in a Broadway-style musical, and the next morning's paper reads "Monkey Flops - Silliest Ad in Game History." CEO Christos M. Cotsakos fires him ("You just don't fit our new image"), and the last shot puts the chimp in an astronaut suit. E Trade · tape T9, disc B	:60
2002	ESPN.com Insider 'The ESPN.com Players' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial A stage troupe with the wrong information — unlike Insider subscribers, who get exclusive news first. ESPN · tape T8, disc A	:30
2002	FedEx 'No, I Did This' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) A junior staffer suggests saving 10% by opening an account on FedEx.com, and nobody reacts until an older executive repeats the idea with a hand gesture. 'You just said the same thing I said, only you did this.' 'No, I did this.' 'Makes all the difference.' FedEx · tape T9, disc B	:30
2002	Fox 'That '80s Show' Series Premiere Promo - 'Foxy Ladies' (2002) The series premiere of That '80s Show, Wednesday at 8/7 central on Fox - foxy ladies and all. Fox · tape T19, disc C	:15
2002	WFLD Fox Chicago 'King of the Hill' Weeknights at 5:30 Promo (2002) King of the Hill, weeknights at 5:30 on Fox Chicago, the home of comedy. Fox · tape T19, disc C	:20
2002	Fox 'Cedric the Entertainer Presents' Fall Promo (2002) People are raving - hot, brown and full of chunky surprises. Cedric the Entertainer Presents, Wednesdays this fall on Fox. Fox · tape T32, disc A	:25
2002	Fox 'The Bernie Mac Show' Season Premiere - Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless (15s, 2002) Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless versus the Mac Man - The Bernie Mac Show season premiere, Wednesday, September 18 on Fox. Fox · tape T37, disc B	:15
2002	Fox 'That '70s Show' Season Premiere - Tuesday September 17 (15s, 2002) That '70s Show season premiere, Tuesday, September 17 on Fox. Fox · tape T37, disc B	:15
2002	H&R Block 'Somewhere in Washington, D.C.' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) Under a 'National Revenue Administration' sign, a bald official reads tax code aloud from a lectern while the clerks drift off. VO: 'Don't worry, we know exactly what he's talking about. And with 441 tax law changes, you'll need all the help you can get.' H & R Block · tape T9, disc B	:30
2002	HotJobs.com 'Find Your Fit' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) At a job interview the young applicant repeats every word the interviewer says, even 'You realize if you continue in this manner, you'll be held in contempt pursuant to Rule 37B1.' Then the reveal: she belongs in a courtroom as the stenographer ('Find your fit.'). HotJobs · tape T9, disc C	:30
2002	KFC Popcorn Chicken with Jason Alexander - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Jason Alexander in a ballpark dugout: do you have any idea what's in those mystery meat nuggets? KFC Popcorn Chicken is back, $1.99 or $6.99 family size. KFC · tape T8, disc C	:15
2002	Lipton Brisk 'Nobody Fires Danny DeVito' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) (60s) The claymation Brisk puppets get fired because 'there's a new Lipton Brisk that tastes so good, it sells itself.' A mock Hollywood news story follows, with 'Power to the Puppets' protesters and a puppet attorney insisting 'If the puppets go away, Lipton must pay.' Lipton · tape T9, disc B	:60
2002	Lamisil AT 'In the Old Days' - Two Ballplayers on Athlete's Foot (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial In the old days, athlete's foot meant four weeks of Lotrimin AF or Tinactin - who does that? Lamisil AT, with two ballplayers. Medicine · tape T32, disc A	:15
2002	Mlife 'I Love Numbers' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) Two accountants in suits sit beside a woman reading a newspaper: 'We're here to do the books.' 'I love numbers.' ... 'Do you have an Mlife?' The 15-second teaser ends on 'what is mlife?' and 'go to mlife.com'. MGM Mirage · tape T9, disc B	:15
2002	Mlife 'So He Gave Us These Frogs Instead' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) Two boys crouch in the woods: 'My dad says I can't have an Mlife until I'm 16... So he gave us these frogs instead.' A caption asks 'what is mlife?', then the end card reads 'go to mlife.com'. MGM Mirage · tape T9, disc B	:15
2002	Mlife 'Hi, Baby' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) At an oyster bar, a young man explains that his grandfather 'is alone and wants an Mlife to help him meet women.' Grandpa chimes in: 'Hi, baby.' MGM Mirage · tape T9, disc B	:15
2002	Miller Lite 'I Accidentally Mugged This Guy' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial He chases down a stranger for his wallet — turns out it's the exact same wallet. Life is best told at a place called Miller Time. Miller · tape T8, disc A	:30
2002	Miller Lite 'Six Hours in the Pool' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial A party guest refuses to leave the pool for six hours — and there's a reason. Life is best told at a place called Miller Time. Miller · tape T8, disc A	:30
2002	Miller Lite 'And He Thinks I'm a Perv' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Before he could say anything, the guy was gone — and now he thinks he's a perv. Life is best told at a place called Miller Time. Miller · tape T8, disc A	:30
2002	Miller Lite 'I Won the Lottery' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial I'm not ready to get married. So what was your news? I won the lottery — 63 million dollars. Life is best told at a place called Miller Time. Miller · tape T8, disc B	:30
2002	Miller High Life 'Noah' - Two Cows, Hats Off, Noah - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Noah gathered two of everything - two cows. Hats off, Noah. Miller High Life. Miller · tape T32, disc A	:30
2002	Miller High Life 'A Lesson for the Would-Be Casanova' - A Rose in a High Life Bottle (2002) A lesson for the would-be Casanova: a single rose in a High Life bottle. Living the High Life. Miller · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Miller High Life Light - 'Lighter Ordnance' - Sometimes the Light Way Is the Right Way (2002) As any military man worth his salt will tell you, lighter ordnance - sometimes the light way is the right way. Miller High Life Light. Miller · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Miller Lite - 'Jumped Out of a Moving Truck' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial A Miller Lite beer spot built on a guy who jumped out of a moving truck. Miller not on YouTube yet	:30
2002	M&M's 'Can I Watch TV?' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) A hotel desk clerk offers a business traveler 'our turn-down service with a complimentary chocolate on your pillow.' In the room, the Red M&M lying on the pillow of the next bed asks 'Can I watch TV?', and when the guest says 'No.' Red answers 'Sorry.' MMs · tape T9, disc C	:30
2002	NBC 'Leap of Faith Presents an Olympic Moment' Katarina Witt Promo (2002) 'Leap of Faith presents an Olympic moment: Katarina Witt, 1999, Playboy.' Leap of Faith premieres Thursdays on NBC, February 28. NBC · tape T17, disc B	:20
2002	NBC 'Watching Ellie' Promo - Julia Louis-Dreyfus 'Hello, I'm Back' (2002) 'Hit it, fellas...' Seinfeld's Julia Louis-Dreyfus returns to NBC in Watching Ellie: 'Hello, I'm back.' Tuesdays at 8:30, 7:30 central. NBC · tape T17, disc B	:20
2002	NBC 'Scrubs' Promo - 'Rejected Olympic Events: Fluid Sample Relay' (2002) Scrubs presents Rejected Olympic Events: the Fluid Sample Relay. Scrubs, Tuesdays after Frasier on NBC. NBC · tape T17, disc C	:20
2002	NBC 'Olympic Tonight Show with Jay Leno' Promo (2002) The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from the Olympics: Denzel Washington, Kevin Costner, Laura Bush, Britney Spears and Ross the Intern. NBC · tape T17, disc C	:20
2002	Nestle Crunch with Shaq - 'Why Be Plain?' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Shaq pitches Nestle Crunch with the line 'Why be plain?' Nestle not on YouTube yet	:15
2002	Old Navy Summer Shorts 'Fun on the Sun' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Scientifically engineered for the whole thermonuclear family — Old Navy shorts tested on the surface of the sun. Old Navy · tape T8, disc A	:30
2002	Pepsi Twist - 'Mr. Powers, There's Britney Spears' - Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) 'Mr. Powers, look - there's Britney Spears drinking a Pepsi.' 'That's not Britney Spears, it's a man, baby.' Pepsi Twist meets Austin Powers in Goldmember. Pepsi · tape T32, disc A	:30
2002	Quiznos 'Dives Right Into the Untoasted Sub' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) In 'Test Room #3' a tester shoots a woman with a tranquilizer dart the moment she reaches for the toasted sub, then reports into a mic that she 'dives right into the untoasted sub.' VO: 'The only way to beat a Quiznos toasted sub is to cheat.' Quiznos · tape T9, disc B	:30
2002	Quiznos 'The Only Way to Beat a Quizno's Sub Is to Cheat' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) Two office workers in a green test room rig a contraption on the rival sub because 'That Quiznos toasted sub looks better than ours.' The super says it all: 'The only way to beat a Quizno's sub is to cheat.' Quiznos · tape T9, disc C	:15
2002	RadioShack 'Shack-cess-ories: The Quest for Power' - Hard-to-Find Batteries - 2002 TV Commercial The quest for power - hard-to-find batteries are Shack-cess-ories at RadioShack, plus the MLB Xtreme Fan Contest. RadioShack · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Red Bull - Rapunzel Animation - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Red Bull's animated take on Rapunzel. Red Bull not on YouTube yet	:30
2002	Reese's 'What Do You Care? Get Lost in a Reese's' - The Mall (15s) - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial 'What do you care?' A shopper gets lost in a Reese's in the middle of the mall. Reeses · tape T32, disc A	:15
2002	Reese's 'Mr. Johnson, the Vet Will See You Now' - Get Lost in a Reese's (15s) - 2002 TV Commercial 'Mr. Johnson, the vet will see you now' - a man at the vet's office, lost in a Reese's. Reeses · tape T32, disc A	:15
2002	Rolling Rock Extra Pale 'Highly Developed Male' Pool Hall Hand Signals - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial In a pool hall, the highly developed male communicates through hand signals: 'Make that four Rocks.' Rolling Rock Extra Pale from Latrobe Brewing - grab a Rock. Rolling Rock · tape T19, disc A	:30
2002	Charles Schwab 401(k) Rollover Black-and-White Cop Drama 'I Put Out an APB' - 2002 TV Commercial A black-and-white cop drama about a 401(k) rollover: 'I call for backup... I put out an APB.' Wouldn't it be great if the person you trust most was your broker? 1-800-4-SCHWAB. Schwab · tape T19, disc B	:30
2002	SoBe 'Train the Lizard' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial A headband-wearing guy in a convenience store tries way too hard — so be yourself. Tastes great, feels even better. SoBe · tape T8, disc A	:30
2002	Sprint PCS x Men in Black II - Alien Bugs on the Talk Show Couch - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Alien bugs on the talk-show couch blame cellular static - Sprint PCS, 4,000 minutes for $39.99, with Men in Black II in theaters July 3. Sprint · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Sprite - 'I Taught Him That Reverse Slam Dunk' - Barbershop - Obey Your Thirst - 2002 TV Commercial A barbershop banter spot about a reverse slam dunk for Sprite, tagged 'Obey Your Thirst.' Sprite not on YouTube yet	:30
2002	Stoli Citrona 'Should I Stay or Should I Go' - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial He left the 14-inning game early and missed the home-run ball. The night is full of choices — tonight we drink Citrona. Stolichnaya · tape T8, disc A	:30
2002	Subway Selects Hot Dijon Horseradish Melt - 'You Think I Made That Burger Guy Cry?' (2002) Not even on your radar screen - the Subway Selects Hot Dijon Horseradish Melt. 'You think I made that burger guy cry?' Subway · tape T32, disc A	:30
2002	Subway Southwest Turkey & Bacon on Jalapeno Cheese Bread - Cowboy in New York - 2002 TV Commercial A cowboy in New York - how do you like the Big Apple? The Southwest Turkey and Bacon on new jalapeno cheese bread at Subway. Subway · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Taco Bell Steak Quesadilla 'Feast Your Eyes on the Future' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) The guys show off a new arrival set up in the den like home-theater gear ('Boys, feast your eyes on the future'), but it is a quesadilla with three cheeses and the upgrade: 'Wow, steak.' The spot closes on Taco Bell's 'Think outside the bun.' Taco Bell · tape T9, disc C	:30
2002	Taco Bell Steak Quesadilla 'The S-Class' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) A luxury-car ad parody: 'Taco Bell announces a revolution in steak: the S-Class,' complete with a flaming steak, a cheese grater and an 'S-Class' badge on a quesadilla turning on a spotlit stage. 'Steak Enthusiast Magazine calls it a tasty triumph of culinary engineering' before the 'Think Outside the Bun' logo card. Aired during Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording. Taco Bell · tape T9, disc D	:30
2002	Torengos 'Curved for Serious Dipping' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002) Two guys in leather jackets in a dim pub booth mumble in thick, near-unintelligible accents over a canister of Torengos and a bowl of salsa. VO: 'You don't have to understand these guys to understand new Torengos. They're great for dipping.' Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording. Torengos · tape T9, disc D	:15
2002	Verizon Wireless Mobile Messenger - 'Think Outside the Box' - Can You Hear Me Now? (2002) An ad-agency meeting about thinking outside the box - Verizon Wireless Mobile Messenger, 100 messages for $2.99. Can you hear me now? Good. Verizon · tape T32, disc B	:30
2002	Visa Check Card 'We're Practically Brothers' - Super Bowl XXXVI Commercial (2002) Asked for ID to pay by check in a used bookstore, a customer spins a six-degrees chain from a movie extra named Eunice to 'Kim, who dumped you sophomore year. So you see, we're practically brothers.' VO: 'Tired of looking for ID? Use the Visa check card.' Visa · tape T9, disc B	:30
2002	Orbit Gum 'You Look Gritty, Mad Dog' - Super Bowl XXXVI Postgame Commercial (2002) In "Orbit Gum Test 23," a perky retro-styled woman in a white helmet and jumpsuit rides in a desert motorcycle sidecar and checks on the biker who got a piece of new sugar-free Orbit a few kilometers back: "You look gritty, Mad Dog... But how does your mouth feel?" His answer is "Fabulous." Aired right after Fox's broadcast of Super Bowl XXXVI, in the Pontiac Excitement Postgame Show (Patriots 20, Rams 17, New Orleans), Sunday, February 3, 2002, via WFLD Fox Chicago, recovered from a donated VHS recording. Wrigley · tape T9, disc D	:30
2002	Zima 'Go With Plan Z' with Elizabeth Banks - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial 'I'm gonna need to know that you're in this for the long haul.' Then dinner is served — by a young Elizabeth Banks in a nurse's outfit, carrying a steak. For a refreshing alternative, go with Plan Z. Zima · tape T8, disc A	:30
2002	Zima 'Out of the Beer... Go With Plan Z' - The Bowling Alley - Vintage 2002 TV Commercial Out of the beer? Out of the ice? A bowling alley, old folks and a pillow fight - go with Plan Z. Zima. Zima · tape T32, disc B	:30
2003	Ameritrade 'Flat Rate Pricing: Bad Idea for Taxis, Good Idea for Online Trading' $10.99 (2003) Flat-rate pricing - a bad idea for taxis, a good idea for online trading. Ameritrade, $10.99 a trade with a 5-second guarantee. Ameritrade · tape T27, disc B	:30
2003	AT&T Wireless mLife 'Gilligan's Island' Parody - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial A Gilligan's Island theme parody: 'Gilligan led an mLife and had the Coast Guard on speed dial.' The castaways are rescued by helicopter. 'So get yourself an mLife, it changes everything.' AT & T · tape T13, disc A	:30
2003	AT&T Networking - Kozco Brokerage CEO 'Skip… the Third' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial The CEO of Kozco - 'Skip... the third' - and the world's largest brokerage houses running on AT&T networking. AT & T · tape V2, disc B	:30
2003	Bud Light 'Through the Vent' - Neighbor and the Naughty Dog - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial A man overhears his neighbor through the wall vent, crawls through the duct and crashes through her ceiling - she was only scolding her dog. Make it a Bud Light. Budweiser · tape V2, disc A	:30
2003	Comcast Digital Cable 'More Movie Choices' - Girls' Movie Night - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial Girls' movie night with Titanic and The English Patient - 'first one to cry goes for pizza.' More movie choices on Comcast Digital Cable. A local ad inserted by the cable system. Comcast · tape T27, disc B	:30
2003	Comcast High-Speed Internet - Santa and Mrs. Claus, $19.99 for 3 Months - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial Santa and Mrs. Claus get online - Comcast High-Speed Internet for $19.99 a month for three months. A local ad inserted by the cable system. Comcast · tape T27, disc C	:23
2003	Comcast High-Speed Internet 'High-Speed Hills' - Bob Is Still on Dial-Up - 2003 TV Commercial High-Speed Hills, where Bob is still on dial-up - Comcast High-Speed Internet: speed changes everything. 30-day money-back guarantee. A local ad inserted by the cable system. Comcast · tape T27, disc C	:30
2003	Dish Network Piggy Bank 'Cable Companies Raised Rates Over 40%' - 50 Channels Under $25 (2003) A piggy bank and the cable bill - cable companies raised rates over 40%, so get over 50 channels for under $25 on Dish Network. 1-800-333-DISH. Dish Network · tape T27, disc C	:30
2003	Dollar Rent A Car 'Is It Safe?' - Sneaking Past Goliath Rent-A-Car - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial Two businessmen sneak past Goliath Rent-A-Car - when it's your money you're spending, Dollar.com. Dollar · tape V2, disc B	:30
2003	Dollar Rent A Car Emoticons - 'I'm a Regular Guy… Such a Dunce' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial Emoticon faces and a regular guy who feels like a dunce - Dollar Rent A Car. Dollar · tape V2, disc B	:30
2003	FedEx Ground 'Heavyweight Broiler of the World' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial Two men on a city street riff on a barbecue-grill maker ('Is briquette French for little brick?') who relies on FedEx Ground for affordable business delivery — 'the undisputed heavyweight broiler of the world'. FedEx · tape T13, disc A	:30
2003	FedEx Express 'If You're Shipping Internationally, You Gotta Use FedEx' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial If you're shipping internationally, you gotta use FedEx - FedEx Express. FedEx · tape T27, disc B	:30
2003	FedEx Home Delivery 'Complicated Exfoliation' Customer Call - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial A customer-service call about complicated exfoliation - FedEx Home Delivery. FedEx · tape T27, disc B	:30
2003	LendingTree 'Can't You Come Down a Little?… Next!' - Up to Four Offers (30s) - 2003 TV Commercial 'Can't you come down a little on the interest?' Next! Get up to four offers at LendingTree. 1-800-555-TREE. LendingTree · tape T27, disc B	:30
2003	Colace 'My Son the Doctor' - Number One Stool Softener (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial 'My son the doctor' recommends Colace, the number one stool softener. Medicine · tape T27, disc C	:15
2003	BenGay Pain Relieving Patch 'The Hot New Thing in Activewear' (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial What's the hot new thing in activewear? The BenGay Pain Relieving Patch. Medicine · tape T27, disc C	:15
2003	MSN Butterfly 'Billy Wants to Check Out Bikinis Online' - Parental Controls (15s) (2003) Billy wants to check out bikinis online - so MSN's parental controls send him to the Bikini Islands. MSN · tape T27, disc B	:15
2003	MSN Butterfly 'Mega Rad… The Sad Sister Circle' - MSN Movies (15s) - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial Mega Rad and the Sad Sister Circle - finding a movie with MSN Movies. MSN · tape T27, disc B	:15
2003	Office Depot Santa 'What You Need. What You Need to Know.' - Photo Printer - 2003 TV Commercial Santa and Office Depot: a photo printer plus a $50 gift card, December 14-20. What you need, what you need to know. Office Depot · tape T27, disc C	:30
2003	Pizza Hut Sicilian $8.99 - 'We're Not in Sicily, We're in Cleveland' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial 'We're not in Sicily - we're in Cleveland.' Pizza Hut's Sicilian pizza, $8.99. Pizza Hut · tape T27, disc C	:30
2003	Sony WEGA Theater 'Paolo the Exchange Student… Fantastico' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial Paolo the exchange student and a Sony WEGA home theater - 'Fantastico... lemonade?' Sony · tape T27, disc B	:30
2003	Staples Holiday Escalator Man - Tech Gifts, Free Delivery - That Was Easy - 2003 TV Commercial The escalator man and his gifts - tech gifts and free Staples.com delivery. That was easy. Staples · tape T27, disc C	:30
2003	Yellow Book 'They All Pick Yellow Book… We Work for the Phone Company' - Vintage 2003 TV Commercial They all pick Yellow Book - 'we work for the phone company.' 1-800-YB-YELLOW. Yellow Book · tape T27, disc B	:30
2004	Ameritrade Streamer 'Psychic' - Real-Time Information, Bad Idea for Psychics - 2004 TV Commercial 'You're in a blue shirt. It's corduroy.' Real-time information - bad idea for psychics, good idea for online trading. Ameritrade Streamer, with five weeks of commission-free trades and the five-second guarantee. Ameritrade · tape V5, disc B	:30
2004	Ameritrade Apex 'Special Treatment' - Bad Idea for Blind Dates, Good Idea for Trading (60s) (2004) She made lasagna with soy cheese and knitted him a sweater - special treatment: bad idea for blind dates, good idea for online trading. Ameritrade Apex, the premier active-trading program. Ameritrade · tape V5, disc C	:60
2004	Energizer Max 'Georgia' Road Trip - Do You Have the Bunny Inside? (15s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial A road trip to Georgia - Energizer Max: do you have the Bunny inside? Energizer · tape V5, disc A	:15
2004	GEICO Direct 'Employee of the Month' - He Raised the Bar - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial Coworkers praise the rep who brought customer service to a whole new level - 'he raised the bar.' GEICO: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. GEICO · tape V5, disc B	:30
2004	GEICO 'Home Renovation Show' - 19th-Century Victorian, 'I Just Saved a Bunch of Money' (2004) A home-renovation host tours a 19th-century Victorian - leaking roof, crumbling foundation, termites - but he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to GEICO. GEICO · tape V5, disc C	:30
2004	GEICO 'Congressional Hearing' - 'Guilty of Embezzlement… I Just Saved a Bunch of Money' (2004) A committee finds Mr. Thompson guilty of obstruction of justice and embezzlement - but there's good news: he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to GEICO. GEICO · tape V5, disc C	:30
2004	KFC Wings 'You're No Longer the Wingmaster' - 20 Pieces $7.99 (15s) - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial You're no longer the wingmaster - KFC wings, 7 pieces for $2.99 or 20 for $7.99. KFC · tape V5, disc A	:15
2004	OfficeMax Highlighters 'Frank, I Don't Feel So Good' - Green-Face Prank - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial 'Frank, I don't feel so good' - a green-face office prank with OfficeMax highlighters. OfficeMax · tape V5, disc A	:30
2004	OfficeMax 'What's Your Thing?' - Rubber-Band Ball and Mail-Cart Chaos (60s) - 2004 TV Commercial An office worker's rubber-band ball and mail-cart chaos - OfficeMax: what's your thing? 1-877-OFFICEMAX. OfficeMax · tape V5, disc C	:60
2004	Samuel Adams 'House of Beer, 170 Kinds' - Always a Good Decision - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial A house of beer with 170 kinds - Samuel Adams: always a good decision. Samuel Adams · tape V5, disc A	:30
2004	Subway Atkins-Friendly Wraps - 'Avoiding Your In-Laws' - Vintage 2004 TV Commercial Avoiding your in-laws - Subway's new Atkins-friendly wraps. Subway · tape V5, disc A	:30
2004	Time Life 'The Best of Beavis and Butt-Head' - 4 Volumes, VHS or DVD (2 min) - 2004 TV Commercial Adam and Eve, Romeo and Juliet, Beavis and Butt-Head - The Best of Beavis and Butt-Head, four volumes on two VHS or DVDs for $29.99, plus the Holiday Extravaganza free. 'I am Cornholio!' Time Life · tape V5, disc B	:120

Bounty - 'Quicker Picker-Upper' - Diner Skit with Harry and Rosie - Vintage 1984 TV Commercial

Dentyne - New Longer-Lasting Flavor 'Till the Cows Come Home' - Vintage 1983 TV Commercial

Highland Superstores Video Department Skydive and Wave Machine - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Showtime 'Washingtoon' Promo - Rep. Bob Forehead, Comedy Night Wednesdays (1985)

Burger King vs. McDLT Comparison - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Fruit of the Loom 'Underwear Election' - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

McDonald's 'I'll Be Glad When I'm Done' Piano Recital - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler 'Going Home' - Bruce Willis - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Wendy's Big Classic 'This Is Not a Whopper' - Vintage 1986 TV Commercial

Bud Light - Spuds MacKenzie - Western - Vintage 1989 TV Commercial

Butterfinger - Bart Simpson - 'Nobody Better Lay a Finger on My Butterfinger' - 1990 TV Commercial

Blockbuster Video 'Marty, Me and Nemo' - Make It a Blockbuster Night - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Cartoon Network 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' Promo - Tonight at 11 (1996)

Cartoon Network 'Cartoon Planet' Promo - 'I Am Not Working Saturday Mornings' (1996)

Charmin Ultra 'Stevie's Elephants' - Softness and Strength - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Coors Light 'John Wayne' - R. Lee Ermey Drill Sergeant Barracks Inspection (60s) - Vintage 1996

Fruit by the Foot 'Never-Ending Class' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

KFC Tender Roast 'The Peacemaker' Any Way You Like It Bucket - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Lipton Brisk Iced Tea 'Frank Sinatra' Claymation - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Luvs Diapers 'You Get Real… and Get Luvs' - Ask Your Father - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Luvs Diapers 'You Get Over It and Get Luvs - Live and Learn' - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

M&M's 'Lounge Chair' Pool Party - Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Lounge Chair - 1996 TV Commercial

Pella Windows 'A Serious Commitment' Father & Son - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Pepsi 'Buddy Burger' Drive-Thru Intercom - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Pepsi 'Security Camera' Coke Delivery Driver - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Reese's 'How Charlie the Barber Eats a Reese's' (15s) - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Reese's 'How Optometrist John Penn Eats a Reese's' (15s) - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

TBS 'America's Funniest Home Videos' Tonight at 7:05 Promo (1996)

Wendy's Crispy Chicken Nuggets '5 for 99 Cents' - Dave Thomas - Vintage 1996 TV Commercial

Eskimo Pie - Newsbeat Update Spoof - 'The Big Chill' - Man in Parka - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

KFC Colonel's Dozen $9.99 - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

WXRT 93 Radio Chicago 'Twist Your Knob' Grouper - Vintage 1991 TV Commercial

Ray Stevens Comedy Video Classics - 8 Hits on VHS - $19.95 (58s) - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Kix Cereal 'No Candy in 'Em' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Vivarin 'Revive with Vivarin' - Vintage 1992 TV Commercial

Harris Bank 'If I'd Listened to My Cousin Ralph' - My Harris Banker - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Little Caesars Favorite Five - '1,048,576 Possibilities' - Pizza! Pizza! - 1993 TV Commercial

Little Caesars - 'Big! Big! Cheese' Pizza for $8.88 - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

USA Network 'Major Dad' and 'Wings' Weeknights - Escape With Us (1993)

Wendy's Big Bacon Classic - 'So, Dave, What's Happening at Wendy's?' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Wendy's Big Bacon Classic Combo - Dave Thomas 'Holiday Ham, Fruitcake' - Vintage 1993 TV Commercial

Blockbuster 'Make It a Blockbuster Night' - Comedian Johnny Fortune (15s) - 1994 TV Commercial

KFC 'Tired of Looking Down on Yourself?' 8-Piece Meal $9.99 (15s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

KFC 'Stuck in the Same Old Groove?' Record Player (15s) - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Klondike 'What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?' - Dress Up Like a Clown - 1994 TV Commercial

Little Caesars Pleasers - 'Every Man, Woman and Child' Two for $9.98 - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

McDonald's 'Yo Dwayne… Big Mac' - World Cup USA '94 - Something in the Air - 1994 TV Commercial

McDonald's Egg McMuffin 'Puddle Jumper' - Captain Wilson, 17th for Takeoff - 1994 TV Commercial

Mentos 'Fresh and Full of Life' - The Freshmaker - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

NBC 'Night Shift' Promo - Leno, Conan, Greg Kinnear - We're Open All Night (1994)

Subway Dream Game Hypnotist - Win a Trip to the 'Blown Away' Premiere - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Subway Dream Game Hypnotist - '$100,000 Winner', Number Two Restaurant Chain - 1994 TV Commercial

Tostitos IRS Auditor - 'I Smell Refund' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

USA Network 'Duckman' Promo - 'I Don't Give Anyone Any Credit' - Tonight 10:30 (1994)

Veryfine Juices 'I Am Always Losing Things… Grandma?' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Zima 'Out for a Beer… Never Heard of It' - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

Zima 'An Evening of Culture' - Zomething Different - Vintage 1994 TV Commercial

1-800-COLLECT - Love Connection Parody Collect Call Spot - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

Red Dog Beer - Bulldog Dating Advice, 'Bold Yet Smooth' - Vintage 1995 TV Commercial

3 Musketeers - 'Slowly Put the Donut Down' (15s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

CBS Big Comedy Monday - Ink, Murphy Brown and Cybill (1997)

CBS Wednesday - The Nanny and Pearl 'Mission Impearlsible' (20s, 1997)

Eggo - The Phillips Family - 'Granny Gets the Gold' - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Got Milk? - The Bandaged Man With Cookies and No Milk (15s) - Vintage 1997 TV Commercial

Baskin-Robbins 'I'll Finish Your Report' - Seinfeld Finale Night Commercial (1998)

Cellular One 'The British Are Coming' Paul Revere - Seinfeld Finale Night Commercial (1998)

Snapple 'Win Nothing Instantly' - Seinfeld Finale Night Commercial (1998)

10-10-220 'Cheaper Than Your Clip-On Nose Ring' - 99 Cents for 20 Minutes - 1999 TV Commercial

10-10-297 'Knock Off the Bull!' - 10 Cents a Minute State to State - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

10-10-321 'Tea Party' - 'Just As Long As He Dials 10-10-321 First' - Vintage 1999 TV Commercial

7-Up Underground vs. the Soft Drink Syndicate - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999)

7-Up Underground 'Coach Miller' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999)

Alka-Seltzer Heartburn with Mary Matalin & James Carville - 'You Sound Like a Democrat' (1999)

American Express 'Ta-Ta Tinseltown' Wilderness - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999)

Budweiser Lizards 'We Got Canned' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999)

Budweiser Lizards 'Frogs Walk Into a Bar' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999)

Bud Light Grocery Checkout - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999)

Bud Light 'Creepy Mouse with the Goggles' - Super Bowl XXXIII Commercial (1999)

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart News Break - Impeachment Round Two, the Pope, Yasmine Bleeth (1999)